Naptime!

no honey you'll spoil hey parents tired of those out-of-control kids throwing embarrassing tantrums wherever they go at the grocery store on the playground even at the dinner table you've had it with parenting but wait there is a solution introducing nap time the latest most effective tool for child tantrum prevention it's simple just douse a rag with our patented sleepy time formula place it over your child's krile press and hold gently for eight to twelve seconds and presto no more tantrum I was beginning to think adoption was the only way out then a friend of mine introduced me to nap time it's never been so quiet around here the secret lies in nap times revolutionary fast asleep formula developed by military trained scientists doctors from NASA naptime's powerful molecules rushed to the child's brain on Khan Dada gently inducing instant tranquility this is chloroform already put those wallet draining crap factories out on the street that's okay nap time works in any situation on the golf course an awkward blind date I had a really good time tonight it even works on pets after we had our first child here we regretted it almost immediately we didn't know that she'd cry so much talk about defective but thanks to nap time our little Samantha here hasn't made a noise and waits I keep her in a shoebox call now and we'll send you your very own 24 ounce bottle of nap time solution for only twenty three easy payments of a dollar ninety-nine but wait there's more act quickly and you'll also receive the all-new dream sack absolutely free it's compact and portable for those on the go tantrums just cover it tighten it and forget about it it's that simple so if this looks familiar I should pregnant then don't wait today and join the millions of Americans who just can't stop saying thanks naptime thanks naptime thanks naptime naptime when they just won't shut up naptime is not legal in the following states [Music] [Music] you [Music]

Channel: Chris Capel

Views: 22,864,787

Rating: 4.7592425 out of 5

Keywords: parody, comedy, naptime, kids, product, infomercial, spoof, Humor, Funny, Sketch, Satire, Joke

Id: AF_nfazQaek

Length: 2min 53sec (173 seconds)

Published: Thu May 31 2012

Reddit Comments

[u/NaranPol]

Holy shit, that "I feel pregnant scene" caught me off guard, im in tears. That was hilarious.

[u/Tovora]

That chick is stupid, you put the baby in head first or you'll have to listen to it scream while you grind up it's feet.

[u/McWuffles]

My personal favorite =)

[u/SouperSpeshulK]

"We keep her in a shoebox"

[u/[deleted]]

As a father of 3, do you ever wake up in a cold sweat thinking "what the ever living fuck I just wanted to get laid now here I am working 70 hours a week to support three assholes and some increasingly chubby woman who's always mad at me?"

[u/atomicrobomonkey]

You should check out Dadholes. They have 4 shorts and just did a fathers day special. This will play the first 4. You'll have to google dadholes fathers day to find the other. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvCYJhILyxU

[u/fallenphoenix2689]

We joke, but they used to sell honest to goodness tinctures of Opium for collicy babies.

Fed up with your kid just crying and screaming? Just give it some dope, that will shut it up.

[u/mat_su]

I would prefer to just use this on myself

[u/Terabyte47]

so which states is it legal in?