Good morning guys! It's me, Chris Knight, here with another quote of the day. Do or do not. There is no try. Yoda! Empire Strikes Back! Wow, that's so true. Ah! [Yawn] Good morning. Riley! Come on. No, Riley! Ugh! [Pounding] Riley! Have to go to the bathroom! [Riley] Simon says should have been faster. I was here first. Dad! What? Riley stole the bathroom again. [Riley] No, I didn't! Girls, I don't have time for this! You two figure it out. Ugh, can I, can I at least use your bathroom and fix my hair? It's a mess. No. Sorry, I need to use my bathroom. My hair is a mess! Can you do something? Dad! Riley, share with your sister! Come on Riley! [Riley] Sorry, this bathroom's occupied! Ugh! [Music] Ow! Ow! Are you almost ready? Your bus is coming. What?! [Music] I'm sitting here Crying in my prom dress I be the prom queen if crying was a contest Makeup is running down, feelings are all around How did I get here? I need to know, oh I guess I maybe had a couple expectations Thought I'd get to them, but no I didn't I guess I thought that prom was gonna be fun But now I'm sitting on the floor and all I wanna do is run Guys, guys! Drew texted me last night! No way! [Chatter] [Laughter] Does he have a brother? [Chatter, laughter] Hey, Riley! Ugh, I'm Natalie. Asher?! Ha! Riley. I'm Natalie! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Riley. I knew that. Okay, so with all that being said, can anyone tell me the height of the tree? Riley. The height of the tree is 44 feet. That is correct! Very good, Riley! Come on class, Riley can't be the only one who knows all the answers. Mr. Brown, I knew the answer too. Natalie, if you want to speak, please raise your hand. I was raising my hand though. [Bell rings] Okay, now, don't forget we have a test on Friday. So, if you don't know something ask Riley. She can practically teach the class. Thanks Mr. Brown. Isn't Asher so cute! He's so cute! I heard he's planning on taking you to prom. Ah! I'm the one who told you that! Um, can I get a mocha frappe? Can I get a vanilla frappe? Can I get a caramel frappe? Okay, so three basic blended. Just ignore her. It's fine. That's gonna be $16.80 Ah! Mm um. Um, what about the friends and family discount? They're not family or my friends. You're not even my friend. Okay. All right. Well... What if we give you a ride home after work? Fine. I get off work in an hour. Thanks, sis. Alright ladies, prom committee 2020 is officially in session. We just have to come up with a theme. So, like any thoughts? What about a Hollywood theme? Have you been to Hollywood? We once went on a family vacation there. It's gross and smells like pee. So, no. Okay. Ew! Okay, so how about a medieval theme with kings and queens and dragons. No, too Game of Thrones. Oh! What if we did like a red carpet movie premiere theme? Okay, I really like that. That's basically my idea. And we can call it Movie Prom-mier Okay, so here's vanilla, mocha, and caramel. All right, so who's ready to go try on some prom dresses? Me! Wait, you're supposed to give me a ride home. Just close early and come with us. Literally no one's here. Like who cares? Do you even know how jobs work? Ew, no! Okay, just text me when you're done then. You're late. Riley was supposed to pick me up after work. Riley does this. Riley does that. Riley steals the bathroom. You cannot keep planing Riley for everything. Where is Riley? Hi! Sorry I am late. I was busy doing school stuff. It's okay, honey. Dad! How are you not mad at Riley for being late? She was busy studying for school. No, she was not! Yes, I was! She was prom dress shopping with her friends! [Both arguing] Girls! No fighting and eat before it gets cold! I'm not hungry. I made your favorite Natalie, five cheese lasagna. She's gone. I'm not hungry! We heard you. More for me. Also made a five cheese cheese cake. Oh. So that should be good. Ah! What's up guys! It's your boy Chris Knight and today I need to talk to you about something really, really important to me. Global warming. As you can see... [Knock] Sorry, we didn't pick you up. Whatever. It was actually really crazy. So, Abby told Fiona that David was actually gonna ask Emma to prom. And- I don't care. Just let me watch my video. This is why you don't have any friends, Natalie because you'd rather watch some stranger on the Internet then socialize with people in real life. He's not a stranger. I've been watching him for years and I understand him and he understands me way more than my own twin sister does. You don't even know this guy? What if he's like a crazy person, or a serial killer, or just a jerk in real life? He's not! He's just normal. Whatever! I tried. Have fun watching your stupid video. So, today I'm gonna be walking around downtown handing people free ice cream cones to help fight global warming. Thank you to Bill and Terry Ice Cream for sponsoring this video. Now let's go save the world! Oh my gosh! [Music] Morning, Mr. Knight! Hey, mom. Agh! Is that kale? Yeah. I asked for acai. Well, I'll change that. Anything for my little YouTube star. Okay. How's yesterday's video doing? Well, the views are down a little bit. Went down?! They're supposed to be up. What did you do? Oh, really, Mr. Einstein? Views are supposed to be up? Are they? I know that! Well get them back up. That's what I pay you for. Okay, precious. Here's the thing. I have a plan that's going to not only bring up viewership, But it has the potential to bring a lot of ad revenue for us. Really? What is it? Well, if you would hush for five seconds, I could tell you! Riley! No, no! Riley! What is this? Hey Riley, I was wondering if you'd like to go to prom with this? Dude, I'm not Riley. I'm Natalie! Oh, my bad. Um, do you know your sister is? I have a question ask her. What do you need to ask me? Oh, Riley, would you like to go to prom with this? Oh my gosh! Yes, I'd love to! Thank you! Oh my gosh, okay, we're gonna look so cute! I was thinking I could wear like a pink dress and then like you can wear like, you know, like you match me. I'm sorry about Asher. It's fine. You know, I bet there's at least one boy in this school who would ask you to prom. Wow, thanks! What about Henry Pulaski, he seems desperate enough. I don't want to go to prom. But you're only saying that because no one's asked you yet. I just, there's literally no one in this school that I would go to prom with. Fine. I'm just trying to help. It's not my fault you want to be alone for the rest of your life. I don't want to go to prom with some dumb jock. Natalie! Why don't you stop bothering her sister and pay attention? It was her. She started talking first. [Bell rings] Oh! Saved by the bell. Why don't you get out of here and go study? What if we got a photo booth? What about carnival games with prizes? All right, I like that! Keep the ideas coming ladies! Okay, Natalie, um, we'll have the usual but don't worry, this time we'll pay full price. Plus tip. Whatever. [Phone buzzes] Oh, and can I have almond milk with mine, too? [Chris] Hey guys, it's me Chris, and today I have an important question to ask you. Will you go to prom with me? [Chris] I've been home schooled most of my life so I didn't get to experience all the cool high school... Um, Natalie! Excuse me! Are you gonna make our drinks or what? [Chris] Terrible cafeteria food. So I thought, what would be better than going to prom with one of my amazing subscribers? If you want to go to prom with me, all you have to do is subscribe and submit a video asking me to prom. Can't wait to watch all your videos. See you tomorrow. Bye! Natalie, this is crazy! What do you mean? He's a famous YouTuber. Why would he go to prom with you? No offense. I don't know. Even if you made the best video ever, he's probably gonna watch so many videos that he won't even get to watch yours. I don't care. Natalie, this obsession with Chris Knight is not healthy. I have to do this. It's like what Yoda said in the Empire Strikes Back. Huh? Do or do not, There is no try. Okay, if you're going to do this at least I'm gonna help you do your hair and makeup. You look like you haven't showered in days. I haven't showered in days. Hey Chris, I'm Natalie. Um, I've been watching your videos for a really long time. Like ever since I started high school. And your videos have helped me through some very very tough times. Um... I don't really have a lot of friends And when I watch your videos it's like it's like catching up with a really good friend. Um Anyways, you probably won't even see this video and if for some reason you do there's probably like a zero point zero, zero, zero, zero one percent chance that you'll even pick me. But um I just wanted to say that I love your videos And I hope you have a great time with whoever you end up picking to go to prom with. Okay, yeah, I will see you tomorrow, okay. Bye! This? You want me to go to prom with this? She's weird. Look I've done the research. She fits perfect in your demographic. She's 16 to 18. She's from the Midwest. Look, she's cute enough that she's gonna look great in a photo, but she won't steal your spotlight. Mm-hmm. She's a total dork at her school. She's a loser. That means you get to walk in and be knight in shining armor. No! No, I am NOT going to prom with some random crazy fangirl. Do you know what I think is so cute about you? What? That you think you have a choice. You're going to prom and you're going with her. [Sigh] Is that Chris Knight's live stream? Did he pick someone? I don't know. Just let me watch! Hey guys, it's me Chris Knight, here at a real high school to ask one of my subscribers to the prom. It's this girl it idiot? Why isn't she turning around? He's right behind her. I think that's her right there. Come on! Shh. Leave me alone! What? Give that back. Ah! [Music]
