My SECRET TikToks..

go give it a little slap i have a secret tick tock list for some reason i have a notes page on my phone where uh i collect tick tocks that i like but what's funnier is i give them like little nicknames so even going back into the nose page i have no idea what it means and i thought it'd be fun to look through them this list is like a year old so we could be finding some weird ones so let's start of course we start with a pug one [Music] i can relate to this it's a good job this isn't a try not to laugh challenge look at the the look at the end it's like mum why why you know i don't like this why'd you carry on doing this to me giving sparkling water to my dog and seeing his reaction why are these little dog ones his face he's like uh you're human i just wanted a drink but i'll agree sparkling water shouldn't exist why is that a thing look at me still looking for the real stuff did that hurt me am i am i gonna die now i wish i could read that dog's mind oh my god all of these are just cats and dogs hey don't be surprised if one day i just [Music] okay jake paul i see you let's see rid of the cat at the end he proper goes for it he's like i don't want you here i was here by myself before the law would be extended if the cat was its own kitten you know what i'm saying are you really annoying me [Laughter] yo there's some long nails how do you do anything with those nails i literally don't know what's gonna happen [Music] [Laughter] why were you drawing on your leg and then what made you think to try this it's legendary oh i got a pen i need to try something no they're right why is it no that's awful that wasn't what i was saying to test they did circle [Music] angry face eye eye nose and mouth that looks pretty evil but does it work why is it not working does it have to be skin oh oh what is that that's disgusting bro it kind of works that is not work you guys intended now what am i supposed to do with this huh this one is simply called moose gonna break some cups responsibly oh they're just gonna throw cups in there it even survived why is this called moose where's the moose is there actually going to be a moose what's going on there's no moose wait oh we see it wait wait wait what's that thing's massive how does she just walk away casually from that does this happen all the time what since when uh why are mooses so big what's that i've actually posted a tick you gotta pretend to sleep you gotta just act like you're sleeping and wait exactly you have to like you don't just fall asleep you have to pretend first it blows my mind i think about it every day every day i randomly have a note in here that just says squidward tentacles is an octopus what my entire life has changed but his name is squidward i just don't understand do you want to take them so we put them on to make you quiet [Music] wait i need some of these for darcy she's she barks at everything the way he looks around it's eel those are your ears but the way he just goes oh you know i do remember this one so cute so cute why are you judging me this better come off i also have a note in here that says minecraft the bees doesn't even have a tick tock attached oh my god i've saved this tick tock twice one day i enjoyed it so much that i saved it twice oh this is an old trend i was gonna do this on the dogs actually i might have a picture of it it's so cute i think it's apparent that i watch tick-tock with dogs and cats and people falling over but those ones keep getting removed i definitely did this on the dogs if i find the picture it's here oh what the [Music] no okay tick tock makes me trust nothing anymore can you imagine walking down the street like this that's what you need to do next that is insane don't order stress balls from amazon what is that what is that yeah i've got to close that before anyone watches me okay yeah this is sick it's the jeans it's more funny with the stubs because it doesn't have feet i find that more funny for some reason look look at it now you've noticed it you can't unnotice it look let's go stops and tdm has a child so that means oh i think i commented on this one it has 604 000 likes next making catfishes in the sims all right let's see them oh my god i want to catch the side profile real quick there it is dude that two-dimensional one that's what's happened to you ah this is the guy i re-found him i still want one of these but you know what put me off buying one of these i looked into it however you have to be extremely careful with these because if you go inside it after you've blown it up you can't get out and i was like do i feel like risking my life like that or if i die do i want that to be my cause of death forever when asha grows up he's gonna be like yeah that didn't have a father so it's actually more dangerous than it looks and i don't feel like jen wants to stand in the corner being health and safety supervisor for me dancing in a giant pink ball this guy does it best look at him oh my god just chilling is is it alive this one's called dog cow dog brought a cow home like it was about to come outside he looks so happy though no no no no no no okay hold on you're acting so calm you've definitely already opened this door and then set up the tick tocks you left the cow and the dog outside served the tick tock and acted like this was normal this is great this is perfect look how happy the cow gets as well how can you say no i'd be like yes sure you know what come on in buddy the dog has found his best friend and this guy yeah maybe i would say no actually that actually my minecraft challenge low quality memes that's a big dog why do you have such a big dog and then two tiny ones these dogs are so small and they're they're just like i told you not to get him i told you not to get him into petco today and this happened i named this one by fish i'm a little bit worried about what's gonna happen oh i thought that was a dead one that's literally a sticker right here why i went to petco today i have so many questions why are you recording fish in petco in the first place what are you trying to capture here were you trying to film this thinking it was dead too i figured it out this tank is opposite the tv section so imagine behind this person recording is a tv and they're playing finding nemo and they've watched it on loop for hours and then he's like i'm taking my shot boys about i went to pekka sound at the end and then she goes what a legendary fish the person recording didn't even flinch they just stood there didn't even try and catch it this one's called kangaroo oh that's australia it had to be is that kangaroo onesie is that mcdonald's in the background no way oh it's got a pouch oh this is legendary oh that's so cute you have to keep him you have to keep it now but that also means where is where is the actual mum the mum or dad come knocking you just you take it in because you've fallen in love with this kangaroo and you hear a knock on the door and the kangaroo's like doesn't even say anything it's just cute but risky i wouldn't mess with a kangaroo wii u okay let's see it i've used this before it's pretty accurate [Music] oh we games are so underrated it's ridiculous we sports we have the soundtrack we you we have gems like this this one's just called l o o o in capital letters that 180 terms out of pocket i remember this one oh that's unreal there's no way you should be that skillful in that thing he's not even standing on it he's controlling it with his hands and body weight that's insane [Music] it's a perfect cut as well oh i could watch that so many times who is this child oh i remember this one okay i didn't save this one that long ago so we're almost at the present day of funniness it's called red face i know what happens i'm still going to laugh though it's in a restaurant too in that one moment she was like i know what's happened what do i do now she looks at the camera as well oh it's so good where even is that oh my god this is why camera phones were invented to capture moments like this ice attack my brother got hit in there with ice i don't remember this one the time my brother got through that where did that come from the way he says legend of zelda he was like he was in deep conversation about legend of zelda as well but who's through that it comes from the side of this girl here i feel bad that actually that has to have hurt but youtube please don't don't monetize me please i have three tick tocks left one is called huge rat boy the next one is called big rat and then the next one's called very good very nice why do i have two rat tick tocks one after the other oh oh look at his face why are you so angry oh my god that's gross oh wait oh hold up i can't show that that's 3.5 million likes that's ridiculous that probably means that's like 10 million views so if this is big rap boy what what's the next one called rat biggest rat in new york oh my god is this real or is this one of them like cgi things that just went viral no that looks pretty real to me that's a that's that's bigger than my dog it literally looks like you took the rat from the previous tick tock blew it up with water and then made it real life go give it a little slap little slap see if it wobbles then finally we have very good very nice i think i know what this one is it's beautiful [Laughter] this is so random i love it his tone control is ridiculous he sounds like an old phone she's showing my age but an old like polyphonic ring tone he sounds like one of those beautiful i actually shed a tear look that's my um secret tick tock list i will be back in another year where i have made this list even longer hope you enjoyed leave a like if you did subscribe if you're new and i'll see you in the next one see ya

Channel: DanTDM

Views: 3,871,147

Keywords: dantdm, dan tdm, gaming, video games, funny

Id: 3W7M1SNAOaE

Length: 13min 56sec (836 seconds)

Published: Sat Jan 22 2022