My Hero Academia Abridged: Episode 1

look at this weenie thinking he's got a clerk you can't beat me deck you just because I don't have a clerk doesn't mean I can't stand up for my friends yeah what are you gonna do punch me you [ __ ] Normie if I train hard I can be a hero too all right that's it let's beat his ass that day I learned that not all men are created equal geez I'm producer happy things they did to you weren't legal I think the kid with the finger shove something up my ass it's been here since then and I realized one thing not having a clerk [ __ ] sucks the year was 20xx when a glowing infant was reported in the Tokyo Medical Hospital how do your son is Jesus ever since then a growing number of citizens have been born with supernatural abilities known as quarks these newly developed super powers gave birth to a collection of superheroes creating a world of amazing new possibilities it's truly amazing well aside from the emerging super villains who are responsible for killing millions of citizens a year boycotted I got it prepare yourself villain cuz I'm about to shut my thick one her ass he's about to use his finishing move take this warning oh my god I thought I was the one that came out lady she captured the villain but crushed 37th Civil Ian's in the process her ass also seems to have big notic abilities very educational episode 1 super heroes and simmering slower looks like out of all you idiots only two of you are applying to you way high school thank God lord knows our school can't take any more embarrassment hmm don't worry teach I'll make up for all these failed abortions huh that's a lie you know it oh [ __ ] the Dory is applying to you do see why that's a bad idea right cuz he's a [ __ ] Normie listen up Normie you'll never be as good as me the only relevance you'll ever have is eventually becoming a casualty to a hero that's actually significant damn ouch my pride meanwhile in the city move that bridge get my money anyone who tries to stop me is dead did you guys see anything this looks like a job for oh hey want to come up in my house burst it on Netflix and chill yes sir whatever here is all of the superhero related news thanks Siri you'll always be my best friend yes but against my will what's he got there Deku what happened to your chin was dead your diary it's a journal okay I take notes on Hiro that was five years of research don't be a dumbass and apply to do a high I think I'm getting third-degree burns you know you haven't tested light yo you might try nose diving out the window I mean dying can't be as bad as being quark less try me [ __ ] I think I peed a little you can't just tell people to kill themselves what would even donut buy actually you're probably wondering what I would have done if you would have actually killed yourself I would have laughed hard like here at the end of death no type laughs oh yeah dig play the video mom you do realize that thousands of people died in this video it's like watching 9/11 footage the fact that you enjoyed this so much it's just not right my legs somebody this is horrible everything's bad it's all bad everything will be all right so you're saying there is something wrong with my son yes Lord of things physically mentally but will he ever have a quirk no you see this picture of his son's foot yeah is there a correlation between the evolution of human anatomy and one's ability to manifest quirks no keeping this even without a quirk I could be a hero too right oh you know there are plenty of other respectable jobs out there like an Internet comedian but I want to be a hero like Oh might see your perfect oh I don't care what anyone says I will become a hero you look like it no one on this just want to play sewer water you are struggling we make this hotter yeah I'm finally dying now because I am here listen here you slithering sewer slug and over the boy or your seward's with dreads go find your own child [Music] where the hell is Marilyn okay okay wake up alright oh god is he dead oh thank god recently I've been getting in trouble with all the collateral damage I've caused my first time don't worry about the sewer monster I've captured him with the power alright there's more trying to fight and more innocent civilians to accidentally kill he'll never be the same I'm in fear tainted listen kid as much as I would love to help you with your mental problems well I just don't want to have a good lawyer wait I'm not a therapist no it's not that I need to know disagreement all my life people have told me to give up on my dreams because he's a [ __ ] Normie that without a quirk it would be impossible for me to become a hero you could be a comedian honey a comedian so please tell me can I become a hero like you a hero without a quirk huh [Music] No

Channel: The Anime Boiis

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Id: GJNYSWR-oL8

Length: 9min 10sec (550 seconds)

Published: Tue May 24 2016