My First Ever South Park JESUS Experience DESTROYED Me...

I wanted to watch this video here because there is something fun about watching South Park push the envelope let's see South Park Jesus moments baby let's anger a religion magic is old and outdated Jesus well just like you are [Music] Jesus is the way the truth and the host of a cheap talk show on South Park's Public Access TV but he's also a guy full of insecurities and a part-time superhero let's review the 10 best Jesus moments on South Park number 10. all right so full disclosure full disclosure I think that comedy that is edgy can also be funny I don't think it's a contradiction just because I'm laughing at an edgy's joke it doesn't mean I actually agree with the stereotype being promoted it's just funny and I believe in the ability to laugh at everything so if you get offended by this that your cringe bro and Jesus and Pals yay the way is paved with gold for ye who seek true Jesus when we first met the Son of God on South Park all we know is that he's hosting a morning talk show called Jesus in Pals where he gives advice to callers and guides them through their doubts most of the time Jesus is is it okay to kill somebody if they ask you to because they're in a lot of pain you know like assisted suicide is that okay my son yes I'm not touching that with a 60-foot pole oh my God just got so woke I can't believe they made Jesus that woke you see at the beginning of the first season it was kind of an ongoing joke to see Stan talking to Jesus and asking for help regarding the most controversial subjects only for Jesus to avoid his questions or being cut off air a lot of people have wondered what my stance on homosexuality is once and for all my true opinion time we've left fridge [Laughter] oh my God that's really funny and sometimes he even showed us his power of omniscience and uses it to get ahead of omniscience of callers and their questions uh tell little Gregory that cheating is lying and lying is wrong no matter what the circumstance oh okay that's terrible advice what the [ __ ] thanks for the advice at one point he even competed against Uncle John I completely disagree I think cheating is lying and lying is wrong sometimes and depending on those times you shouldn't lie again morality is subjective right and who might argue with Jesus so gay but I'm just saying to save your life you lie like to make peace you lie Beau stupid hunting show showing us a whole new side of our savior yay my children I'm the way and the life now you've got to get the video Jesus some Pals too hot for TV things get a little hahaha what number nine damn that's wild off-duty savior [Music] Our Savior now we get to see some of the best bits of his personality when he's not being Humanity's savior he's just a simple lonely kind of shy guy with a lot of insecurities it's like he kind of forgot he was the son of God happy birthday to me happy birthday to me it goes about an everyday life as a regular resident in South Park and tries to pass as a normal citizen even when people invade his personal space with all their annoying prayers the I haven't asked you for much all we need is one little score please please Jesus leave me alone could you imagine Jesus brah this is having an affair with someone in this town it's so funny I've heard God is really real why are you bothering him with like these little things bro God get through freaking everything all right well it doesn't bother him bother him you gotta bother God you're limiting his power what a cringe take somewhat shocking to see but he's just a man you know and just like almost every other guy in town they imply that he's has taken a couple of spins on that free ride that is Leanne Cartman what [Music] oh number eight even Jesus was silent oh my god dude that's wild hey Jesus I'll save your Christ until I speak with Jesus Jesus two minutes to air Jesus thanks Roland blessed art thou when Satan's son visits South Park he brings nothing but trouble he starts showing off his satanic Powers throwing Tantrums until he demands Jesus's presence the kids must interrupt him during his show to bring the message from the evil one so it was written and so the cycle of years brings the son of the evil one oh brother now he's talking like the new kid Damien's end game is to accelerate Christ's downfall and Proclaim his father as the new ruler of Earth it's kind of hilarious serious like it just it reminds me how whenever I see stuff like this or whenever I see people bitching about Satanism on social media it reminds me how different the Outlook of Christianity and Judaism is on Satan it's just so interesting to me Christianity gives Satan so much more power than Judaism does according to Judaism Satan is just like you know and how do they differ according to Christianity Satan is like this force of evil that has its own will like you know he Rebels against God he becomes a fallen angel you know he he fails at his Rebellion he's constantly trying to get humans to sin that is so different than judaism's perspective on Satan judaism's perspective on Satan is that he is literally following God's commands and that he is trying to get humans to sin because if there wouldn't be a Satan trying to get humans to sin humans just wouldn't have free will they would just do the right thing all the time there would be no struggle no reason for Humanity's existence but Satan is just an agent of God so Jesus and Satan finally meet up in a range of boxing match to determine Humanity's future only only South Park only on South Park ladies ladies look it's that guy from the public access show who will win our soul Our Savior and Lord or the Prince of Darkness the final battle between good and evil yeah dude this is just [ __ ] Logan Paul vs KSI all over again the thing is South Park folks aren't the most loyal and when they see Satan the whole town bets against Jesus since nobody thinks he's going to be able to win behold the evil one approaches holy poop on a stick but instead of beating Jesus to a pulp Satan fixes the fight and fakes get knocked down effectively stealing all the money from the bets what an absolute mad lad sacrificing Pride bro bro this man sacrificed his pride for the money he's just like me for real for real oh you got me one two three no way he barely touched him number seven it's the Millennium probably the biggest event of the Millennium is one happening in South Park Colorado where people have gathered for a chance to see Jesus Christ it's the end of 1999 Y2K approaches and people are anxious about getting something from Jesus and his whole Christianity thing they want to receive new and exciting things for the Millennium behold this special event an apparition an announcement something so what happens at the Millennium I don't know we thought you did yeah you're supposed to know yeah yeah Jesus tries to steer him towards the classic promises but nobody's biting they're too excited with this Millennium thing that they're asking for the most unexpected thing yay believe in me and ye shall find peace yeah yeah we've heard that crap for about 2 000 years now a few thousand for Christ's sake yeah yeah they want to see the father imagine saying for Christ's sake to Christ that's the way to do it in person well what do you want we want to see God yeah with our own eyes yeah we followed blindly for thousands of years and we think the least God can do is show up for New Year's Eve 1999. [Music] comes next is a long journey through JC's self-esteem insecurities and personal Temptations as he convinces the Alpha and Omega to show himself before the mere mortals even though the father knows they aren't ready for his peculiar looks that's God yay tis my father [Laughter] [Music] what did you expect me to look like my son well not like that number six Jesus stands his ground oh [ __ ] was in the body of Christ at the time of crucifixion all over the country people are having their what would Jesus do wristbands cut off mocking the downfall of world famous cyclist Lance Armstrong Jesus becomes the same wait what in the Lord here the reason why Jesus didn't die after being crucified is because he was taking performance-enhancing drugs performance enhancing drug use Scandal everyone starts removing their wristbands supporting Jesus Jesus claiming you were using drug resurrect why didn't you say anything sometimes it is best to say nothing my son yeah I've been kind of seeing that Stan's the only one who refuses to remove his inadvertently creating the movement stand your ground until Pro Stan is the stand for Jesus well he's also exposed as a fraud thanks to this stands in Jesus's mysterious ways to intertwine my child the man who lives here has led a witch hunter destroy my legacy I am simply here to search for something I can use to discredit him too that's what I'm doing the funniest thing is they won't accept it not even to each other Jesus did you take HGH to do your Miracles then they get involved then a bigger fraud with the guy that sells the freaking wristbands which testify to people shallowly faking interest in the world's most serious topics oh if that's not if that's not the realest thing I've heard today I don't know what is well we wanted to start a new movement and we thought since your company seems to make all the bracelets a few moments later dude I don't give a crap about using recycled plastic yes you do I guess I do care about that but a final conscience crisis leads Jesus to Hulk out and put an end to the travesty using more drugs to do it of course thank you [Music] let's go number five a bunch of stupid bunnies what is the deal with the coloring the eggs and you hiding them and all that what does that have to do with Jesus dying on the cross is it symbolic are you trying to reference something that happened in biblical times answer me when Stan starts questioning the line that is one of the great questions I never understood Easter like I've looked it up I've tried I have no idea what Easter actually is like why yes okay it was he resurrected from the dead okay what does that have to do with buddies what does that have to do with bunnies and eggs behind Easter and it's eggs and bunnies a da Vinci Code level Adventure begins we have a problem somebody's on to us yeah he's asking a lot of questions only a matter of time before he finds out what Easter is really about Dan eventually discovers a big conspiracy inside the Catholic church that hides Jesus's original intentions of putting rabbits in charge of his legacy we are all part of a secret society stand a very ancient very important Society of men follow the way of the rabbit and protect the secret of the Easter Bunny the thing is by the time the episode aired Jesus had been dead and absent from the show for more than five years until he eventually reappears to help the kids in their Quest and fight the devious religious leaders that want to control the Vatican Jesus we thought you died in Iraq I have the power of Resurrection you all Iraq you have forgotten a lot of things captured and imprisoned by his church Jesus must die and resurrect again to stop Bill Donahue's coup and Proclaim snow bunny as their rightful Pope we have no choice Kyle you're going to have to kill me what cause he's Jewish no way they did this stab me with this if I die I can resurrect outside the bars no way it needs to be the Joe to kill him it is to be the Jewish guy oh Lord after another Resurrection Jesus is ready to use his superpowers to put an order in his church a Beyblade [Music] [Applause] the Council of nine don't worry kid the council at night consists of some of the most highly regarded imaginary characters in all imagination land fellow Council these are indeed dark times we've seen as a flesh and Bone character so far but in the imagination land Trilogy we get to see his imaginary counterpart an even more heroic figure with a place amongst the most powerful beings ever imagined in the Council of nine come on Goku where are you guys at freaking Dragon Ball fans suck my fat oh we have to fight it is meant to be I'm with Jesus the evil characters aren't going to just let us go when things are getting ugly and evil beings are released Jesus is seen on the front line wielding a sword and rallying the troops like a true warrior if there was ever a moment to feel proud of you and he's wearing sandals see that see that she's wearing sandals everyone's saying that Naruto shoes are so impractical why is Luffy wearing sandals bro show you a little thing or two gotta let your puppies hang you know what I'm saying gotta Hang Ten while you're killing bastards your love for Jesus this undoubtedly is one [Music] dude why does Jesus look like asthma gold oh my God I love watching Jesus fight Pinhead from Hellraiser how epic is this when the US government decides to Nuke our imagination not even Jesus survives that damn oh God does that say about Oppenheimer thank goodness Butters could reimagine it all back though Jesus Christ [Applause] he did it number three Jesus's sacrifice what are you boys doing Karma's trying to bring Christmas to Iraq [Music] Cartman needs to counter all the horrible things he's done in the year if you want Santa to bring him a nice present for Christmas Santa hasn't been to that part of the world in a long time Merry Christmas oh no shot out of the sky and he's captured by Hussein's forces now the boys use a spare sleigh to find Jesus dude South Park is actually wild every time he's the only one who can rescue Santa is he all right we have to get him out of there do you know a way we need a little Christmas miracle yeah she doesn't even use superpowers this time it shows proficiency and training and weapons use in melee combat reminding us of John Wick and that guy from taken before him my children you should know something I'm packing I never thought I would ever hear that in a million years children you I'm about to run your pocket let's go looks like the Christmas spirit is strong in the Lord as he rescues Santa Jesus Christ thank God for you Jesus until a guard surprises him and kills him with Jesus dad the only thing we can do is honor his sacrifice do you see a pattern there Jesus behind you oh two Integrity White Christmas oh Santa is saying is that drinking and driving during the holidays okay thank you Sam that was wonderful and informative nobody's happy that Santa's right about DUI accidents on Christmas and when liquor is banned during the holidays everyone what when in town loses their Christmas spirit literally the most rational South Park plot but Randy who now has a lot of experience with Tegrity weed may have a viable solution for a snow white Christmas it's gonna be your birthday soon Jesus I want to make something as special as you are just oh no right he sprinkled White Christmas oh no meat from previous specials and even managed to legalize it in the state of Colorado much to Santa's and Jesus's initial disappointment you want people to think that homegrown cocaine is the [Music] is this oh and Randy explains how legalization took away all the horrible background suffering associated with the white stuff he convinces Christ to try a bit of Christmas spirit oh my God he gets Jesus High okay I get it it's really clean oh no yeah it's a good height it's [ __ ] pure and the Son of God sniffed the white spirit and it was very good so from his hand cometh the power that spread at the Spirit over South Park foreign [Music] that is so cursed oh my God leader of the Super Friends Krishna the Hindu deity Joseph Smith the Mormon prophet Lao Tzu the founder of taoism natural leadership super carpentry anti-trug regulation those are just some of the powers the Lord has as acting head of the super best friends a league of religious figures that delivers the world from evil Peter always ready to solve problems and put his abilities to good use as part of the team we all remember how he got rid of that false prophet David Blaine the word that Krishna cut down as a beaver Jesus uses his master carpentry skills to make a giant mold that should do the trick now for some concrete laksu bring it to life and many years later he also played what is the censored bar is a part in the Muhammad crisis when the ginger extremists and all the defamed celebrities want him Jesus all we're asking to do is bring Muhammad to our town for like an hour my son much has changed since you were last here Muhammad cannot make public appearances it reminds him of the importance of keeping Muhammad hidden from the masses why he keeps Buddha in line is that guy seems to be too inclined to rely on Christmas spirit oh my God Buddha don't do Coke in front of kids oh and you're one to talk with all your internet watching like doing coke oh my god dude how is this show not canceled Jesus Christ what thank you for watching be sure to subscribe for more South Park content and go ahead that's great easy wow I'm just saying wow like subscribe and follow me on Twitch stay weird fam

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Length: 19min 16sec (1156 seconds)

Published: Thu Aug 03 2023