My First Ever RANDY SOUTH PARK Experience RUINED My Life...

all right so I promised you guys I would discover some more about rain I haven't seen anything about Randy and if as far as I know Randy's just this regular nice guy ever Randy experience Randy we all see you behind the bush Randy's such a borderline character absolutely investing himself in creating new personalities all the time so let's have a great time check what did he just say he's an absolutely borderline character that is one of the checking out the top 10 Randy alter egos on South Park number 10. falcorn defender of the alliance I'm logged on to an MMORPG with people from all over the world a party using team I'm not a [ __ ] the kids have World of Warcraft fever and after brutally facing his ignorance about the MMORPG Universe Randy becomes interested in the game he creates that WOW account and starts playing at his office inadvertently getting entangled in the developing War I am falcorn brave the Fargo Deep Mind defeated the blood fish at Jared's Landing hmm looks like that guy just killed you he tries to fit him okay all right wholesome so far wholesome does is the least cancelable South I needed a not cancelable South Park [ __ ] with a little kids but the Carnage they're facing is no place for old men in a level 2 hunter character but things get so bad for everyone in the game that the kids almost abandoned the challenge Dan can I play with you guys dad yeah I'm playing from the office dad get off our team speak line that's it screw this game they ultimately decided to train together ah blizzard jump scare God the most insufferable gaming company in the history of the world leather and blizzard the game's parent company steps in to help him by giving falcorn the responsibility of delivering the sword of a thousand truths and he does it after embarrassing himself one last time this a few moments later how do you hand something from one player to another bring up your inventory screen control I number nine that's rough buddy contractor Randy you must go my wife Sharon and I decided to be part of the solution bottling and flipping houses for people all over our town I'm wholesome I'm literally not getting canceled this time I am literally not getting canceled this time this is maybe one of the most glorious days of my existence on YouTube it's the recession forcing the town's rednecks into public protests about Automation and new technologies Randy dragged Sharon into his newest Persona he becomes a full-time house renovator imitating the tired format of all those Discovery living Health travel home DIY channels and I'm her husband Randy I do the construction and practice MMA in my spare time thinking is to take I love the South Park commentary literally making fun of the live performances it's like who are you I'm a contract houses I only wrestle Lions during my spare time tipping room for a more open concept we doubt he actually knows what he's doing since all he does is repeat the same TV formulas all over again but it looks like he's doing fine and true to his usual self-absorption he's completely disconnected from the country's reality yep exactly like those shows me what the hell are you doing we're protest hey cool could you do that somewhere else trying to do a home renovation show here inevitably he ends up in a skirmish and a legal battle against the uh is that the Confederate flag why rednecks who keep interrupting his renovation show black down if you want to get pepper sprayed number eight all right wholesome so far not getting canceled we made it through two of the ten cancel free Powell Randy here let me show you what do you think I started growing my own plants a couple weeks ago oh no that's Diego my Gardener Randy sees a shift in clients buying habits and decides to put on the delivery man's hat to offer door-to-door services and check what's going on he starts slowly descending into towelness as he obsesses with controlling the weed Market in town hey oh God you're stealing my idea Steven my growing marijuana is not your idea but when he mixes guys making video anime format that with Shameless pandering to corporations tally feels their losing sight of what brought them together in the first place and decides to leave the farm after calling Randy out to deal with another weed company yes tally I'm working on a merger with medmen Mad Men we're trying to protect our business this makes Randy roam around South Park feeling completely lost gradually losing grip on reality until he starts hallucinating himself as an actual Tower completely consumed by we driven Insanity just stare at them I'm not a towel if you what two moments later [Applause] numbers so freaking lost 7. Commander Marsh or perhaps you thought working Black Friday wouldn't be a big deal I'm just trying to earn some extra holiday cash or maybe you're just too stupid Winter's coming and Black Friday offers are too that's why Randy decides to become a mall cop to get Insider access and a nice head start but he may have bargained for more than he can handle the well-known brutality of Black Friday customers awaits like a dark Omen but I warn you do not underestimate the battle that's about to take place outside those doors winter is coming well Sharon's not happy with that stupid whenever I hear a reference that's not like inherently inflammatory I'm just like bro bro I am not getting canceled for this one and I am so happy and but Randy has already said his obsessive mind to it and uses his shifts to fantasize about his future purchases it's Randy's just like an addict throughout the entire show is he just like an incredible addict I saw the clip of him being a porn addict and a drug addict and is that just him he just gets incredibly obsessed over everything is that his whole character because that's kind of dark that's until things get too real and inheriting the chief's role actually changes his morals to embrace his responsibility here for Black Friday you cannot be on Mall the song of ass and fire oh my God until midnight on Thanksgiving we can walk really slow look smart and a small cop Persona fully cements into Commander Marsh a brave Mall security officer ending up having zero influence on the actual Black Friday War taking place but whatever he believes he's a hero and gets a discount TV in the end let us uppers with the brick number six the amazingly Randy once again Randy has gone against Sharon's wishes ignoring her casually leaves disapproval to revive his days as a skilled [ __ ] magician now magic is a raging phenomenon in town a [ __ ] magician because the Gathering so he's a [ __ ] magician but it's really about chickens playing Magic the Gathering not about Randy's old College dude just kill me down even performs his nasty act in front of unsuspecting little children no no no [Music] no no lion should not be crossed and one of them is [ __ ] magic showing them to kids I don't know no no no no no no someone canceled this man on x.com for all the good that's done to anyone else who expected a regular magician at their birthday party oh no no they need to eat he's really confused about the term even detective Harris is on to the wrong lead in the case against the chicken tournaments that's that's what we saw him with uh the three rings he was pulling it through him somehow uh he's pulling it through him somehow this is the worst thing of all time and what about the magic where was that in the end everybody who was involved in the illegal sport just gets lost before the cops can do anything and Harris undoubtedly gets a mouthful of Randy's cocky act as both worlds fuse in an uncanny performance of actual Magic by the amazingly Randy oh my god dude that that is a wild this is the stupidest show in the world what is going on oh God number five Chef Randy all right cracker ribs now those are those God damn yeah this time Randy becomes obsessed with cooking shows and starts driving everyone bananas with his culinary inventions on the darker side of this hobby he seems to be experiencing a weird case across wiring in his brain's pleasure Center see what he's doing standing Brian that for an hour in the fridge so now it makes me reach levels of uncomfort watching the little kids sitting around them while he's just whacking it bro steer the [ __ ] out of it look at the Char we're getting that that is what we're going for oh isn't that hot guys is experiments with food make him believe he's some kind of expert Chef so he invades the school cafeteria recording his own cooking show then he enters a cook-off challenge making fun of every cooking show there is on TV but he panics when he can't find his secret ingredient creme fresh the Hell's Kitchen Nightmares iron Top Chef cafeteria throw down ultimate cook-off Talent yeah I must have left it at home as soon as Sharon comes back from a deserved time alone we learned that Randy's insane obsession with oils creme's and sauces came not from the kitchen but from some bedroom insufficiency oh God this is so bad give me back to the South Park Hitler moments that was at least cute and wholesome it made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside this is just oh God God bless Sharon and her patience right I can't sleep Sharon I'm in work mode can I try something a few moments the woman of women the absolute women character of all time back to the kitchen oh no [ __ ] that I'm gonna go to sleep babe number four steamy Ray Vaughan it sounds like I like it oh come on that music sounds like [ __ ] I think it's awesome a new musical style known as the Tween Wave is trending and I mean let's be real here you could see this happening Andy needs to pretend he's into it only to maintain the illusion he's still in Sharon tries to convince him that this music is pure [ __ ] but she accidentally gives him an idea that kick-starts another of his stupid Journeys but it speaks my youthful rebellious Spirit Sharon it's crap Randy it's so simple and stupid that anybody could play it anybody could play it that's how steamy Ray Bonds born and he's ready to spread his shitty music one lousy gig at a time he even finds himself a stage partner calling herself steamy Knicks coming straight out of that [ __ ] poop Mac who the hell is that woman Randy what the hell do you think you're doing steamy Ray Vaughan proves to be such a dividing Alter Ego that it confirms Sharon's ready to break apart from Randy's crap in a revelation that almost ends in a divorce no where do you think you're going I'm gonna go hang out at tolkien's house for a bit Karen no you're not yes I am Karen Tolkien Karen just come back inside anyone with an internet connection knows that an obnoxious nagger automatically loses their name and becomes a Karen it's true everybody but Randy even when Shelley patiently explains to him what a Karen is he can't help but fall into a downward spiral leading to complete corenification oh God not the gratification I'll be honest transforming into Karen is a more iconic transformation than Super Saiyan like listen I know I've been pissing off Dragon Ball fans on Twitter all this time you know with the whole gear Fifth versus Super Saiyan debate and honestly I don't have any stake in this War I just like annoying everyone but this time I'm serious karanification Beats Super Saiyan it's more iconic it's more relatable it's more real it's more menacing it's more powerful it's more tragic it would win in a fight it would slap Goku's ass straight up transforming into Karen would annihilate Super Saiyan it's more iconic for sure I've seen more carrots than Super Saiyans that's for sure a nice day Karen it's Randy I know what Karen means I'm not stupid everybody's sick of Karen's meltdowns her neighbor oh my God no they got the hair they did their hair first the cops had swpd and especially her family who has to put up with her every day but we only get to see Karen's immense nagging potential when she reaches her final form Karen's hairdo included oh [ __ ] it's Karen what what happened all right Karen we don't want any trouble is there like a manager I could speak to someone but once she was captured she couldn't remember when or why she went full nuclear Karen around the world demanding to see everyone's manager she kind of kept in a dormant State during the streaming Wars event until they needed her to Save the Day scratch you in I let myself in because because he country and I'll Stand where I [ __ ] want I'd like to see Super Saiyan Goku standing up to the masses like that I'd like to see Super Saiyan Goku accomplish what Randy just did him out of here number two Integrity Randy all right let's move out to the country go back to simple living when things mattered like hard work by growing things and and selling what we make with our hands when Randy sells his house and moves to the country to become a hemp farmer no one thought it would oh another one another weed one bro have such a big impact on the show Randy finds tegerty at the farm and even changes his accent then Integrity weed TM get certified and takes over the marshes lives well but that Farm becomes so successful that big tobacco and vaping companies try to buy it out but Randy's full Integrity now and won't become a sellout at least not until a year later when he understands the enormous potential of the Chinese market for his weed business and sells his Integrity to the Asians of course Communist party and all hail oh my God Randy is one of the most extreme alter egos we've seen and he really took over the character for a long time showing us his worst version practically capable of anything I don't know about you but I for one think the world is going to be a better and safer place now that China finally has Tegrity why are you so based So unfathomably based covered in Honey and blood and number one lordy how about one of our artists Lord seventeen-year-old girl from New Zealand great songwriter humble he's a 45 year old man Randy's funniest dog what huh Darigo can be found without any doubt in his double oh my God you've got to be kidding Kitty life as female kiwi pop star lordy he started off as a girl from New Zealand having big Spurs of creativity in his free time and his work bathroom then he just learned to monetize this beyond belief wait Lord tuned want to see how I do it why [Applause] [Music] [Laughter] true true oh my god dude literally just murdered his son it's obviously a spoof on how auto-tune can make any shitty dude sound awesome but it's kind of true you get a good music mixer and you could take someone who sounds like absolute Ash grading farts sound legendary despite getting ostracized by people who supposedly admire her because she's freely expressing her gender identity lordy soldiered on and took her career as far as to mix herself with big music stars and sign million dollar record deals this but the lordy character could only be sustained as long as nobody dug too deep into it she meets her artistic demise when she finally has to face the reality of singing on stage in front of thousands of people no I'm I know I don't sound the same lie a few moments later as always we love having you guys around thank you so much for watching Once you go ahead and check out top so true so true I could talk about being a giga chat all I want but then I'll go on stage and everyone will see it's all been true anyway I'm so glad to get this uh indoctrination into the Randy weirdness uh very grateful that uh there was only like two or three cancelable things uh I will never ever talk about magic [ __ ] fighting [ __ ] magic ever again we're just gonna we're just gonna move on to 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Length: 17min 58sec (1078 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 23 2023