My Boss Has a Crush on Me

come on cash thanks for carrying me all the way to the tech shop Nico what the heck well you just held me okay well Chidi wants to meet up with us yeah I don't know why he wants to meet us here kind of feel like he bought a new computer or something the tech store of all places yo Shady why'd you bring us here ah finally you guys are here what's up not much we're kind of confused why are you confused I'm getting ready to show you are you ready okay fine what'd you get is it a new console or something I got this wait what how did you get all this stuff a new set of diamond armor fully Enchanted I'm putting it on hey yeah I want it isn't this stuff super expensive though yeah but guess who got a job Nico you got a job I didn't get a job no I got a job silly oh is that how you were able to afford all that stuff yeah pretty much uh they pay me diamonds every day I want a job too I need to make some money somehow yeah me too then clock in bro let's go where do you work I work at the post office can you get us jobs there yeah I'm just gonna drive my whip over there if I could get in it you bought that thing too yeah how did you get that shady yeah get me in get me in all right get in then I can't it's only a one-seater oh all right let's go let's go see you there Nico he didn't think that through that's crazy I used to go to this post office every day now you work here yeah it's a small world around here I know my co-workers are pretty chill too you have co-workers yeah all right let's go inside do you think you could talk to the boss for me I kind of I'm kind of nervous okay she's kind of like the boss lady here so I gotta be a little like careful what I say is she strict yeah okay I'll just stay down here then I don't want to interfere with anything beat either Victoria can you come downstairs I have a few questions uh yes I'll be there in a minute oh God she sounds scary she sounds scary uh what is it Shady what do you need hey um so my friends here they're kind of broke so can they have a job yeah sure I can interview them trust me he's really sophisticated even though he's wearing a onesie yeah I uh I didn't go to college but I could still do a lot of work honest work I already going to interview you don't worry okay here through these real give them to all of you well actually Shady you're already hired yeah I'm gonna get to work boss I'm not gonna lie uh some of these are missing some question marks whoever wrote this doesn't have very good punctuation oh we should ask the script writers for that who who uh okay well let me read this will you be available to work every day of the week is that a statement or a question uh I think that's a question cash if there's a typo yeah here I'll just fix these okay well yes I'll be available to work every day of the week do you know how to drive uh Nico we do not know how to drive say I can learn it shows that you're an intuitive and creative person but I'll put down yes for that and do you work well under pressure yes I do of course I'm always Under Pressure if yes sign name here okay boom okay cash follow me let's finish the rest of your interview wait what there's more to this thing of course but I already finished all the questions uh well I've got more questions for you uh no not yet Nico it's my interview oh my gosh okay we can have a casual talk right here okay is this like some sort of work area uh yeah this is the office okay first question what's your favorite color red what does that have to do with a job interview okay good to know good to know okay do you like do you like long walks on the beach long walks on the beach I don't really like the sand getting in between my toes so I'd say no okay okay noted all right you're high you have an adorable face for this job you think so yeah that's awesome maybe I'll be a great worker but wait you also need to interview Nico I want him to work with me oh right right um he's already hired too he doesn't need a second interview it's fine wait why doesn't he need one uh no reason you know he's just uh already hired yeah Nico we got the job dude wait what let's go oh my gosh okay okay when do we start oh you guys can start right now here help organize the mail right now I'm not even ready me neither uh this is boss Victoria we don't really know how to organize mail oh don't worry I'll help you out right now Shady get okay I'm downstairs finally you hope these guys sure who's uh who's sorting the mail me okay I'll help you Nico and then who's delivering the packages it'll be cash I have to deliver the packages you sure do oh geez okay well where's the delivery van oh it's just outside okay I guess all right I'll become the best package shorter in the world all right Nico let's do this and good luck to you cash thank you okay it looks like the first thing you need to deliver is some cocoa beans to this Enderman guy Enderman Guy where where is that I believe the coffee shop oh okay well I guess I can go deliver that then can I just walk there do I really need to take the van no you have to take the van everywhere everywhere yep everywhere oh my gosh okay fine let me just find this thing then okay good luck is this the delivery van seriously it's not even a van it's just like a wagon all right you know what fine I guess I'll take it that delivering this to the coffee shop well this is good actually because now I can make a ton of money and I'm gonna get paid after I make this delivery coffee shop here I come all right let me just park this thing right there okay perfect parking and now I need to deliver this wait why is there a line right now oh geez service now why is it taking forever I'm here just say your order gosh okay Zoe can you order oh sure you can okay can we get two caramel ribbon crunch Frappuccinos please oh my gosh this is taking way too long I smoke cash I can hey Mia hey guys sorry to interrupt your order but Enderman I have to deliver this stuff to you oh you're dropping off my cocoa beans yeah how'd you know that it was getting delivered because I expect them every Monday at seven oh geez I didn't know that you're late by the way sorry it's my first day of the job okay I don't really know you know what I don't even think he cares anyways whatever I don't need three uppers guys I need to head back to my job I'm sorry wait you have a job yeah I work at the post office now and I make deliveries you get paid monies yeah I'm going to collect them right now [Music] Mia I'm getting out of here get away I need to go talk to my boss okay thank goodness I got away from them how do I park this thing in the garage I've never reversed parked before I thought you said you could drive uh yeah I mean I can't okay uh you know what that looks good enough anyways Victoria I've completed my first task Eco what's on your head it's just a cat okay I made a friend anyways do I get paid now uh not yet you still have a lot more deliveries to do what but I thought I get paid after every single time I make a delivery nope that's not how it works ah okay fine what's my second delivery then okay it looks like this next deliveries to the hobo he needs this one TNT to the hobo why does he need this you know what I'm not gonna judge I don't even know where the Hobo's house is uh here I'll send you the directions oh geez uh Nico I don't think she knows that I don't have a phone uh yeah I don't think so either I wish I had your guys's job I hate delivering what do you mean sorting mail is so boring that's why I got this cat yeah but delivering is so tiring I'm already out of breath at least you get to go on adventures dots you're so lucky I guess that's true maybe I do like delivering we're stuck here at the office bro time to go deliver this to the Hobo's house can I get in my car guys the van's not working it all it all works Victoria it's broken are you serious you what do you mean I just parked it in the garage and now I can't get back in Shady fix it Shady what the heck okay I'll fix it geez Shady why do you have a wrench whoa there we go he just broke it perfect that actually worked okay well time to deliver this to the Hobo's house then let's go and wait I just remembered I still don't know where this hobo house is okay you know what I'm just gonna scour the entire place I'll probably find it one way or another okay I have no idea where this thing is I might as well just stop and ask someone for directions who can I ask out here hello is anybody here I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere God there's got to be someone out here you know what I'm done with this I'm walking the rest I don't want that stupid car anymore oh my gosh I think I'm gonna be stuck hey who are you bam you look like a hobo just like my friend that's the hobo as well do you know where the other hobo is by any chance bad a match back what does that mean uh can you speak English yeah it's over there oh right there let's go wait do you live there too uh yeah I just moved in but isn't it too small for two people what do you mean that's my boy man I'm just chilling over here oh hey cash uh you deliver my TNT or what uh yes I am I how did you know I was delivering it because I heard you got a job over there at the delivery place yeah it's it's called the post office anyways you want to show me my get rich quick plan get rich quick you know those never work no this will work I'm Gonna Be Rich after this just watch okay it doesn't really look like you did this very well though just watch I'm gonna flick the lever right now okay I don't really think uh hobo hobo what are you doing oh I don't think my experiment worked we blew up the entire place oh man not again yeah you're gonna have to help me fix this there's water all up in my pants and clothes I'm leaving you I'm never moving in with you again this is so disgusting oh man we'll be back up in a sec just let me get out of the trenches ew did he just fart that's so disgusting okay you know what whatever I need to find my car and get back to the post office God Victoria's probably so angry at me I'm so late on this delivery maybe I should just quit right now so she doesn't yell at me or anything again maybe I'll run away forever oh gosh I can't be known as the guy who misses deliveries okay you know what I just need to be a man and I need to go talk to her face to face and if she yells at me then I'll just take it and I won't show any emotion all right well time to reverse Park this thing I'm actually getting pretty good at backing this thing in the garage well time to talk to my boss hey Victoria I'm back there you are thank goodness wait you're not mad at me why would I be mad at you because it took me a long time to deliver that oh come on that's nothing I could never get mad at you cash oh really yeah anyway Nico get back to work okay okay well you just got mad at Nico what no that's beside the point oh geez are you ready for your next delivery yeah I think I'm ready all right this one's to the miners I'm pretty sure they're in the mines right now okay I have to deliver them cookies of course I do wait why is it only 63. oh that's nothing you know I'm sure it's normal did you eat one of the cookies um no I would never are you saying I don't do a good job no no I'm just saying the miners might be a little disappointed if they don't get their full delivery but I'm sure it's fine don't worry about it well I guess I'm delivering these then I'll see you later okay bye bye oh that's kind of weird she didn't get mad at me at all but she seems to get mad at Nico and Shady a lot maybe it's because she sees them a lot more and I'm always out on delivery so I just hope I never get yelled at all right here we go good thing I know my weight on the mines I mean I go here every day miners I have a delivery for you it's the cookies remember you ordered these [Music] I don't even know where you went dude you don't have to use that thing where our cookies it's in your hands we are miss one you're a missing one my gosh I knew they would know how did you guys count it so quickly six trees it's 63 not sick tree listen it wasn't my fault okay my boss might have taken one or something we need City four oh yeah that's not really my fault guys you see just let me explain for a second my boss was the one that took the cookie and I didn't even do it and whoa whoa everybody calm down okay I will get you guys a cookie soon don't worry it's just a mishap that's my boss oh geez did she follow me here everything's perfectly fine good job cash thanks I guess oh you're doing an amazing job recently know what I'm gonna give you a special package to deliver okay where do you want me to take these oh I'll send you the address okay okay I guess we need set T4 yeah they need 64 cookies I forgot to tell you fine I will get it there goes my lunch okay well uh uh let me just get get in the car this stupid car doesn't work oh my gosh stop laughing at me I'm trying my best dude uh you really don't know how to drive do you okay well I guess I'm going to deliver these flowers to whatever address I got sent it looks like I have to go through this way though this is gonna be a hard drive oh gosh it looks like it should be around here am I delivering to square Mart wait it says I have to take a left here oh never mind it's this house well I guess it's time to deliver these flowers who orders just three flowers and why so quickly geez uh Knock knock hello I knew it hello wait a second Victoria oh hi um do you have a package for me yeah but you told me to deliver these no why I don't remember that uh okay well there you go I guess oh thank you wait flowers Victoria the miners are back oh my what did they want you still didn't give me 64 cookies I gave you one stop ruining my moments don't yell at him he's my friend hey yo he stole my car that's going out of your paycheck by the way oh my gosh uh I'm never gonna get paid enough that's fine but thank you for the flowers I knew that you liked me yeah you're welcome wait liked you what do you mean why would you give me flowers because you told me to deliver them that I highly I don't remember doing that well do you want to come inside well I guess I don't have a car anymore so sure perfect what am I doing here though I've never been to my boss's house before we can go on a date come over here wait what a date well you like me I like you whoa no no no you're getting the wrong impression you're my boss what do you mean I didn't know you felt like you know what uh I gotta go do something wait where are you going okay this is crazy my boss has like a full-on crush on me what the heck how did I not realize this earlier first she wasn't yelling at me then she got me to deliver flowers to her gosh how could I be so oblivious sometimes I'm going back to the post office guys I gotta tell you about something stop poor kid stop guys come with me I'm so tired though I haven't gotten any breaks you guys got no breaks no not a single one also why did The Miner park the car in here it's a long story anyways this is gonna sound crazy but I think Victoria has like a huge crush on me Lord yes she made me deliver some flowers to her house and then she invited me inside and started confessing her feelings to me that's kind of weird cash yeah I don't think I want to work here anymore I don't know about you guys yeah she's like your boss I just put in my zero hours really you guys are quitting too yeah I quit okay yeah me too um excuse me you guys can't quit what what do you mean that's against the rules you should have read the contract Nico let's go to block Donald's bro yeah that's what I'm saying hey get back here you know that's like illegal or something you can't just hold us in their forever we should be able to quit whenever we want nope you guys are stuck here what I don't want you I want to leave oh no and you you know what matter of fact we're gonna go on a date you never told me about that I just told you about it now what yeah and you better be there cash no I'm getting out of here get me out hey guys Victoria's turning kind of evil and scary yep I know she said that we couldn't quit it we had to work there forever I think I know why she wants me to work there forever yeah I think so too because she has a huge crush dude I need a bit she likes your sandwiches what that's not why I don't think we're on the same page Nico oh what was your reason because she has a crush on me oh wait that makes a lot of sense Nico we gotta find a way to make her dislike me so she can fire us yeah you're right but how do you make someone lose a crush on you yeah you gotta become the most unlikable person ever and if that doesn't work then I'm just gonna tell her that I have like a secret girlfriend that's genius perfect I gotta go make it to this date that she planned all right bruh good luck and uh we'll be there if you need us shady what's in your hand this is block Donald Sprite bro really why is it so bubbly and fizzy oh it's so good I think it's because of all the chemicals they put in those things why is he wide oh gosh okay whatever I gotta get ready okay now that I'm all ready for this day it's time to become the most dislikable person in the world make her not like me at all oh cash there you are hey Victoria I changed my mind and I'm actually very excited for this date oh I'm so so glad you are this is gonna be so much fun yeah sure it will all right I wanted to always ask you what's your favorite color oh my favorite color it's actually purple oh I hate purple that is like the worst color in the world and I honestly hate anyone who likes it so oh I didn't realize you liked it yeah what do you mean I totally don't like purple yeah well that's cool anyways it looks like the waiter's here what would you two like to eat today uh I would like a large steak a mac and cheese and a tall glass of water and then for her just get her like maybe I don't know a small sandwich something small what yeah true you're right but maybe the smallest sandwich you can get I've written that down um hey Nico recommend them the uh raw food special please uh would you guys like to eat the raw food special if it's tonight's special no no I don't like any please get the raw food for Victoria but cooked food for me only thank you yes raw food special coming up cash I don't like raw food uh well that's actually too bad because I already ordered it uh you know I guess it's fine try new things is great yeah anyways I wanted to also ask you um how do you spell your name Victoria is above my head oh V that the letter V I hate the name Victoria ugh What I think it's a very nice name all right everybody we have the raw food special for Victoria here looking good and a BLT for cash let's go all right well eat up you should dig in uh uh you know I think I'm good my diet yeah dig in fine fine how'd you like it you know this is actually pretty good what word yum yum cheating what what you know what we'll go back in the kitchen oh gosh hold on I gotta take a bathroom break real quick so I'll be back in two minutes okay guys what the heck she likes raw food I thought I made that disgusting I even did didn't catch up how did she not get disgusted by all that I don't know dude Robo literally peed on it bro what okay well guys I don't think that's gonna work so I think it's time for my last part of the plan what's your last part of the plan I have to seem like I'm taken Mia where are you hi guys okay good you remember what to do right yeah I think so you just have to pretend to be my girlfriend oh okay pretend it's just pretend okay um all right Victoria I'm back back oh there you are you took so long sorry who is this uh cash who is this hey Mia my girlfriend that I've been dating for months this is nobody this is just my boss oh no no no no no cash and I are on a date what you're on a date with her but we've been dating forever sorry uh my girlfriend doesn't like the idea of me dating my boss what hash are you cheating on me yes I'm sorry oh okay you know that's fine we could all be in an open relationship wait what what hey yo Shady get her we forgot your condiments get out a tear service take the ketchup sorry Shady it looks like we lost our jobs but at least we got rid of her I didn't want to work there anyway it was boring yeah me neither all right well uh now that she's gone we could go on an actual date do you guys want to go play some video games in my house yeah so they can plan let's go if you want to watch more videos from us then click one on your screen right now and also don't forget to subscribe subscribe bye guys

Channel: Cash

Views: 2,376,064

Keywords: Cash, Nico, Nico and Cash, Cash and Nico, Minecraft, Minecraft mod, family friendly, kid friendly, My Boss Has a Crush on Me

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Length: 19min 47sec (1187 seconds)

Published: Thu Oct 05 2023