Subtitles by: Charles Baluyot from The Philippines M: 'Anadezz' asked, S: 'Hey guys, can you talk about mukbangs?' S: By the way 'Anadeze' (spelling???) S: If you had a boyfriend or a husband, S: named Mr. Nuts, you could call yourself, "These nuts".(btw, not "DEEZ NUTS") M: *sigh* S: Get it? S: These-- *clears throat* M: I'm surprised we don't have children, M: because you are such a dad-joker. M: It's like painful... M: Although I don't know if my dad would talk about these nuts, but... S: So... S: You guys might notice that, S: this set-up is very different from our regular TL;DRS. S: Because we figured, S: if we're going to be talking about mukbangs, S: we might as well try to make it in the sense of a mukbang, as well. S: So we're going to be eating lots and lots of food on camera. S: Off camera? On camera? M: What's great about is that we're planning on not editing anything, M: so now you get all of Simon's mistakes... *inaudible* S: ...so much every time I messed up! M: IT MUST BE EFFICIENT! S: FIX IT RIGHT NOW!!! M: Anyways, I realized we started talking about it but, M: we didn't explain what it is. S: Okay! Go for it! S: So, we're going to do our TL;DR, M: while we eat. M: Okay so basically, a mukbang, what does mukbang mean, Simon? S: uuuuuh- S: 먹방송- mukbangsong (Eating/food broadcast) S: ...is kind of like food broadcast, S: you trying say... (shortened to 먹방) M: Dun dun dun dun dunnn S: So there you go, S: it's not to be confused like PC Bang (피시방 = pisibang or gaming/game room), S: it's not like food room... M: Or like she bang, she bang... S: Like food broadcast, you could say. S: Woah, you talk about my bad jokes, "shibong"? S: Shibong ("She Bangs") a Ricky Martin reference? M: Yeah! M: You knew it was Ricky Martin! S: How many of you... S: Because I am of the age to know that! M: *high pitched voice* Because I'm of the age-- M: Okay, listen, we didn't even explain what this is so... M: Basically it's like this, M: its like this crazy thing that's happening in Korea now, S: Right! M: where people sit down in front of camera... *in unison with a weird accent voice* IN FRONT OF CAMERA! M: And they are live when they do it... M: It's like how we do our livechats on Fridays. M: And they order a tremendous amount of food either it could like cakes like, M: 3 cakes, for it could be pizzas, or it could be like a full set of... M: ...like Chinese food menus from Korea, and they just, M: eat it. But the key is, they have a chat window so they're talking, M: live with their audience members, M: not constantly, but they'll be just shovelling food into their mouths, and then they'll like answer questions, or maybe somebody will have sent them something like, "Thank you for the pizza!" M: And then they'll do a shout out to their name. These will go on for like an hour. It's like 30 minutes to an hour of people eating. S: So I'm not sure if we can do this for an entire hour, S: as well, but we'll see-- M: *interrupts* Because we're gonna eat in 10 minutes! (competitive eater would do that...) M: *laughs* S: So that's what's really interesting about the mukbangs, is that we're actually doing this wrong, because everyone so far that I've seen is only 1 person eating, we're 2 persons eating so I think what's make mukbangs is special because... S: I'm salivating because of all the food... M: Yup. S: Because usually when you're like watching 1 person eat, you're watching mukbang by yourself, so you kind of feel like you-- M: *interupts* Are you? Or did you invite all your friends over so you could watch, a hot Korean dude shovel back like 5 containers of ramen? S: The whole feeling, of it is supposed to be that like, S: if you're eating alone you have someone on TV you could be eating with? I-- I feel like, Korea has a much more communal culture when it comes to eating. S: It's a lot more sacred you could say, than the fast food shovelling that we usually do. M: Alright, so that's your opinion on mukbangs, my opinion, on the reason why they're popular is cause you can watch people eat so much food you could never M: possibly eat. S: Right! While being the same size. M: 'Cause these people, M: will be hot as f---! *goat bleats* We gotta beep that out. S: No, we can't! This is live!! M: No it's not!! S: We can't edit it out! M:It's okay! Our swearing sheep *continuous goat bleats* walks around the studio, S: No, it doesn't! I thought you could do all of this afterwards! M: And if you say a bad word it goes like meeerrrr-- M: If you noticed I'm using scissors, these are actually food scissors so don't worry... M: It's not like uhh.. S: Are they? No... M: I cut Spudgy's like butt fur with these S: Butt fur scissors~ No. S: Green is for butt fur. M: Okay, we didn't even explain what we're eating, we already screwed up the mukbang experience. S: Well this is our first time actually doing a TL;DR like this. M: That's true. M: It's very distracting. M: Um, so we ordered a modem bossam... (모뎀 보쌈 = mixed boiled of meat) M: Which, bossam is basically steamed, M: it's like cut pork that's been kinda like steamed? S: It's boiled, isn't it? M: Boiled or steamed, you guys can see so it's got like, the layers of fat on the edges so they're really soft, it's not, chewy, it just breaks down instantly. S: We got the modem version so-- *in unison* 'Modem' means mixed. S: Duck as well. Look at all the-- M: Oh yeah...S:That, uhh, look at all that glorious duck. S: Now what's great about this, isn't duck usually really expensive, in North America? M: Yeah...S: Here we got a big bucket of it! M: A bucket of duck! S: Bucket of duck! M: Bucket! S: A duck bucket. M: Like duck bucky? S: This also comes with an obscene amount of kimchi which Martina will be eating in one shot. M: If only you request me to. What's that? Live people that aren't live right now? You don't want me to? *phone goes off* S: That's one of the things, hey, you know what would be nice when we're about to record? You turn off your phone! How about that, you ever think about doing that in advance? M: No! S: Like a responsible adult? No, it's like real life... S: You got a spam message as well. M: I didn't I got a message from the vet about Spudgy. S: No, no, mute it. Do you know how to mute it-- M: Shhhhhh, it's okay baby. S: Okay fine-- Arararara!! M: It's okay big boy. M: Hey, we're still doing this. S: Also what you wind up doing in these mukbangs is you have these chats with people in your livechat window, so like they ask you to do something and you do a little dance and do, *high pitched voice while doing agyeo*. S: Sometimes, not all the times. M: Don't ask, Simon. S: Does me... M: Now, you'll be wondering why somebody would do this, like why do they do this on their free time... M: Well, you could bring in the bank, it is crazy... M: So, basically, as they're chatting, um, let's say they're thanking someone for the food, or they doing something really cute or something, people will give them balloons in the chat... M: And every single balloon is at 100 KRW, which is basically like 10 cents or so... S: Wait, wait-- *inaudible* S: Woah, that some spicy kimchi! M: Yeah! M: It always is. S: Okay! M: Do you like kimchi? Do you like spicy food? S: Wait a second... M: Can you use chopsticks? S: You forgot the most important part of this... M: Which was... S: Is that... These mukbangs aren't usually done on YouTube, they're first on Afreeca Tv (Any FREE broadCAsting TV). M: Which-- Spell it for people, 'cause every time I hear it, then I'm like, "What is that?" S: It's not Africa, it though how is to pronounce it... *inaudible* It's A-F-R-E-E-C-A, I think it is, Afreeca Tv... S: And its pretty much the Korean's version of Twich (a gaming platform), now, instead playing video games, so something like 15% of the channels, on Afreeca are mukbangs. M: People eating food. M: And there's basically range of type of people so, you have like the good-looking models, model girl and model guys, which, I have no idea, on how eat that much food and are not really, really, seemingly overweight... S: You know why, this is God's way telling of you that he's hates you, M: *laugh* S: because if I eat a little bit of tteokbokki (Korean spicy & chewy rice cakes) the night before, I am like 5 pounds heavier the next day... These people can eat buckets of it and lose weight. S: That's called... *in unison* UNFAIRNESS. S: Alright, it's not fair. M: From what I seen online, and this is something we've been actually its been like questionable... M: When it comes to the guys eating a lot of food, M: I understand, by the way that took me 20 minutes of mixing, to mix that up finally... (its only six minutes, lol) M: Are you eat the egg? S: Look at the egg... Yeah... M: We should do Kai Bai Bo (Korean rock paper scissors) who gets the egg. S: Okay! M: Okay, ready, best 2 out of 3? S: Alright, ready? M: Okay, ready, pause on the thought-- I CALLED THE POWER OF TAEYANG'S BROKEN ANKLE! S: Oh, there's Papa YG right across the street, right there... S: Do you see him? M:Is there? S: I CALLED THE POWER OF PAPA YG! M: Well, I called the power of Taeyang, so let's find out, okay, ready... *in unison* KAI BAI BO! S: *laugh* I suck at you! Its one-on-one! No, I won two in a row, you did scissors... *inaudible* M: Alright, fine. S: This is for Papa YG, my homie. (lol) S: What are you looking at, up there? M: I don't like your attitude! S: I don't know, but they're trying to buy out the building on what's happening... *in unison* STAY AWAY FROM HERE! M: My naengmyeon... (Korean cold noodles) S:Another thing that supposedly-- M: *interrupts* Wait, wait, we we're at the point of talking 'bout how the good-looking guys, can eat that much food on Afreeca TV... S: Okay! M: Supposedly a lot of them work-out hardcore, um, so there's a couple of famous BJs... M: Oh my God! Let's talk about BJs! S: We're jumping over the points! S: So if you are, um, a star on Afreeca TV, You are known as "broadcast jockies/-y" a.k.a. "BJs" So there are lots of famous BJs that um... S: Have exploded out to the scene and they um... M: They worked really hard! S: Yes! They're very hard BJs, they go... S: They are BJs for a very long time on the internet. M: Some they can do up and down with popularity. S: Lots of people are watch the BJs online. M: They're really good of not blowing their load from the gecko. (software) They're managing to... let it last throughout the whole thing... M: They're go-- Um, what is called... M: When you last long time... S: STAMINA! M: Your stamina! S: Yes! M: Your stamina is incredible! S: High stamina BJs... S: ...is what they have! M: It's incredible! *in unison* Broadcast jockies. M: I don't know what you're talking about, who they thinking of... You guys have dirty minds... Famous BJs are probably thinking about Paris Hilton... M: Anyways... Um... So these BJs, uhh, some of them have admitted to like, work on hard core, so one of the guys, M: that's like super *inaudible* model-ly looking... M: He eats the same amount of food, and supposedly works out every single day hard-core. I believe that. But what's unfair, M: its a lot harder for girls to lose weight like that... S: Yeah. M: Like I think girls naturally able to put on weight, and also Korean girls are quite tiny, so your stomach is quite tiny which means... M: How do you eat that much food and not be sick? M: So my concern... S: *interrupts* Seriously, I'm a grown ass man, I'm 6'5, and I'm pretty solid, these tiny ass girls on these videos, S: can eat me under the table, I have no idea on how they can eat so much... S: It's crazy! M: It's pretty crazy. M: Well, take a look at this... M: Explain on what that is... S: Glossy, spicy noodles... These are made with buckwheat, aren't they? M: Yes! M: These are like, they're kind of like, um... M: High-fiber, dense poos *inaudible*... M: And, um... No, they're chewy, so they're-- And they're cold, and you could put a spicy sauce on them. Alright, so here's I'm gonna do: I'm gonna make my myself, one of my favorite types of bossam (보쌈) wraps, M: so this is, that kind of leaf that you aet, uhh, make kimchi with... (Korean napa cabbage or baechu a.k.a 배추) But its been, um, pickled, um, and... Its kind of like vinegar-ed... M: And its all sofly, fluffly, and lovely... (wtf with all these "-ly"...) I'm gonna add in a clove of garlic... M: Add some ssamjang (쌈장 or paste for bossam) on top like that... M: And then I'm going for... S: The ssamjang, by the way, is Korean for "baby diarrhea". M: Uh... that's not the correct term... S: No? M: I'm gonna have one of these, which I'm pretty sure, might be a death hot pepper... M: You could never really tell, until you eat it, and... M: ...feel really sad on the inside. S: That looks pretty spicy... M: You're gonna have a moment with me too? S: Well, we're gonna do, you're gonna tell me, if its spicy or not, and we're gonna Kai Bai Bo, to see eat one raw. M: Oh my God! What? No? I don't be apart of this... S: Now... M: *interrupts* Look like a tiny package! S: I want to let you know, supposedly, I'm doing this mukbang thing wrong, because you suppose to have table manners and, be polite, and gentleman-ly or gentlewoman-ly. S: If you're eating, I've been talking about farts and BJs a lot. So, I automatically don't qualify for this... M: *muffled* I'd agree with that. S: Yeah! M: Although... S: *interrupts* We're talking about the gentleman guy... ...who is like very mannerly. M: But there are... I thought I was saying... *background lamp went off* M: AHH... REALLY??! S: REALLY?? M: REALLY!!? M: The light did not plug in somehow... *pretend that "she" didn't do it...* S: YOU HAVE ONE JOB, MARTINA!!! M: Is that one plugged in? S: Yes! S: That's the one, I plugged in! M: I plugged in that one! S: *laugh* Give me anything, I will plug it in! M: *muffled* You did a good job. (or jab lol) S: You did a good job! No, you didn't. S: How was it, was that a spicy pepper? M:I couldn't tell in the world of panics. S: Okay... M:*interrupts* I was gonna say was... ...we're talking about how, there's a first level of um... BJs... S: Yes! M: The ones that are good-looking, thin, and model-ly... M: And a lot of them are very, um, mannered like you're saying at a good wise. M: And there's a another level, of people, who are not very good-looking, not necessarily, they're a little bit overweight, but they're super enthusiastic and real about on how eating their food. M: So there's a guy and a girl, they're really popular, separate ones... M: One guy was like, it- it's insanely happy, like when he opens his spoon, he's like, *giggling mischievously* M: He is really... S: He's like a kid in Christmas! That was it is. M: Which I think, uhh, some of the negative things I've been hearing about mukbangs... I have a bubble in my throat. Did you hear it? S: I did! M: One of the negative things I've heard online is that some people feel like its fake, like its overacting, um, like, "Do all Korean people eat like that?" S: But that's just-- M: Like, "AH, mashita! ( 맛있다 or delicious in Korean)" M: Like really overreacting...S: Because the thing is, S: that's just Korean's television for you... M: Style, yeah... S: There's not a lot of subtlety, when it comes to entertainment like, if you at any Running Man show or what not... S: Every time someone gets food they act like, haven't eaten in years, they're like, (That's true, they pretend that haven't seen delicious food in year on TV...) M: Yeah... S: That's just overreacting style, that you see on TV typically... S: So I think, that makes sense within the context. M: And not all BJs are like that... M: But some of them... S: Not all BJs are like but yelling in it. M: Oh, man... Battening BJs... (it means to grow fat) S: Oh, man... S: Back to Afreeca TV, on how these people wind up making money. S: If you wind up on watching these BJs, then you could enter your bank information or credit card information, and if you like the BJ at that time, then you could give them a balloon. S: Kind of like a Facebook like, you could say... And then afterwards, the BJ can cash-out the balloon, and every balloon is worth roughly like, *in unison* 100 KRW (10 cents or so...) S: 100 KRW is like 10 cents or so... M: So for example, 1 balloon could pop up in your stream and its says 11 balloons, so that's about like, $1.10... M: That you're getting from one person. S: Hey, I just burped, and I felt very uncomfortable on camera... Do these people burp on camera, as well? M: That's a really good question. S :I haven't seen them burp on camera... M: So please continue, about how to, um, cash-out... S: Anyhow, so afterwards, you can cash-out, and then you get that, um, money for you... S: But, if you are really famous, lots of people can give you lots of balloons. So, there's one famous BJ, I'm reading it on this screen here, because I figured this right... S: Her name is, Yoo So Hee... Anyhow, she received, get this... M: Just calm down, when you hear this part... S: 350,000 balloons in five minutes, which cashed out to $18,000 US dollars, in five minutes. M: That's insane! S: She made $18,000 dollars... M: Eating food... S: in five minutes. S: Now, I know that there's a lot more subtle to it, like she had to develop this audience, S: in order to get, if you want to give her $18,000 dollars in five minutes, but this seems to me, like a great job. M: Feels like a calling in life... S: You know what... M: ...to get paid to eat food! S: I'm actually thinking, for those who are watching this right now... If you want us, to start doing, these mukbangs regularly, to show you more foods like this... S: And if you want to give us $18,000 dollars in every five minutes, I'd be willing that sacrifice, for you. M: *muffled* I'll be okay with that. S: Because you guys are important to us, and I'd be willing for $18,000 dollars in five minutes, to do this for you, for the rest of my life. M: And pay for our gym membership! *laugh* S: Yes! S: I wonder they have, like, M: A deal? S: an exercise room, afterwards, it has to be a counterpart... S: ...of mukbangs. M: Oh my god! That's brilliant! S: Right, isn't that? S: Because, seriously, there are so many of these mukbangs online, right now... S:But then, you have to go to the gym, and whenever I go to a Korean gym, I- I go regularly, now if you can't tell, about how huge and muscle-ly (muscular or buff) I am... S: Ladies... S: Some dudes also... S: If you can't tell, and every time I go to a gym, I don't see people working out together, and at my gym, there are some really buff dudes... S: But nobody spots each other, nobody ever like works out with each other, why you don't have a workout gym (or partner) buddy with you... M: You shouldn't give people ideas, we just got our exercise room. S: Yeah, but I'm not good-looking or Korean enough to be... M: I think you're good-looking... S: Well, because you love me... M: *muffled* I think you're a hottie... (Simon and Martina #relationshipgoals) S: Thanks, sunshine... (aww... so sweet despite their judging from other appearances...) S: You're biased... S: But... M: I'm pretty biased. S: You are pretty biased. M: Okay, um... S: Anyhow... M :So much food stuck in my teeth... S: Okay, lets try, these hot peppers, right now... M: Already tried one... S: No, we're just gonna eat, straight-up, nothing else on it... M: Why'd you do this to me? S: Because this is how we roll... *both exhales deeply* M: Okay... S: Ready... S: See those hot peppers, right there... M: Questionably hot... We don't know if there hot or not... M: We'll find out in a second... M: Okay, 3, ,2, 1, go... *Where's my mum...* M: DON'T YOU DARE... S: YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH, MISSY! M: *singing* ♫ DON'T YOU PUT IN YOUR MOUTH! ♫ S: You're the BJ of this show, S: put in your mouth! M: You put the gochu (고추or Korean hot peppers a.k.a slang for d**k) in your mouth! S: Put the gochu in your mouth! M: You're the BJ, you're job is to eat the gochu! M: ON CAMERA! S: Okay, let's both eat it on camera... S: Alright... S: ITS GONNA BE HOT! S: So hot... M: Isn't it spicy? *in unison* Okay... Here we go... S: *muffled* I feel like exploding in my mouth... M: Mine's not spicy at all... S: No, mine is really flat... Aw... this is disappointing... M: We couldn't be like: *overreacting screaming* M: We didn't, we didn't lie to you... S: We're honest... M: Although, there's a little bit of kick in the end there... M: ...for me. S: I don't have any kick... M: Okay, I'm about to eat my favorite part this meal... S: Okay. M: Um, this is, not really called, tteok, (떡 or Korean rice cake/s) M: but, um, I don't know for a name for this... (fyi, this is ssamddeok (쌈떡) or flattend or in sheets for wrapping bossam or ssam) M: Its... S: *interrupts* Its usually what they make like, rice cake out of... M: Yes, it's using rice flour, which really like gummy, and they roll-out and make little sheets... M: These are basically like noodles, like lasagna noodles, almost... (or sheets) M: It's like the Korean version.S: But they're delicious on their own, S: and they're really sweet as well... This the only context, that I seen them in... S: In which are using for savory foods... M: True! M: So I'm gonna get some duck, and duck, duck, (its ddeok) S: Can you say.... Okay. M: What? S: Leave the duck for me, because I don't like that bossam at all. (he meant the ssamddeok) M: Aw... BOO POO BOO...S: Like I said... M: Life is hard... S: I'm doing this for you, because, M: Err (Oh)... no... S: bossam is one of the least favorite meals. M: Also an old person meal, somehow it always tends up to being an old person meal... M: I like bossam, didn't like it at first, when I came to Korea, but it grew on me. (she meant grow up on eating bossam) S: Okay. M: *muffled* Oh, you're eating with chopsticks, like not a barbarian. M: Its bouncy... M: Duck is all smoked... S: *muffled* And oily... M: And the garlic adds an extra kick... M: You remember the name for... Is it... *misheard* boss-- bo-- When you called, when its bouncy, chewy in Korean... (chewy = 질기 jilgi, and bouncy = 탄력 tanlyeog, btw...) S: Don't know... M: Bossom, bossom... Bossom, no, bossom, no. (idk, what you're saying, Martina...) M: What is it? S: No, please, don't. M: I can't remember it... S: Just give it up. M: I'm gonna give it up, and remember it at 4 a.m., and its the middle of the night, and yell it out... M: If ever happen to you, guys? M: Can't remember something, and then you randomly wake up... M: No? S: So we've talking so far, for 20 minutes... M: Okay, look--- S: We barely done any eating, S: these people usually finish up their whole thing, within an hour... S: I got barely any work done here... M: Well, most people in mukbang as well, don't talk as much as they did, M: they just sit there quietly, S: And eat... M: and respond to people so... M: Okay... M: So what's interesting about this TL;DR, is a chance for you too see... M: If you do like watching people eat or not... S: Right! M: Its kind of like, a test run of watching people eat? S: Well we're not fully addictive-- S: Or representative of what mukbang are like, there are people that are much better at this, than we are... 'cause they do it all the time. S :This our first time, actually trying this way... M: *muffled* How could get better at somebody at eating food? S: Because, there's the element of showmanship that goes in there also... S: It's not just about eating food, some people, some famous... S: *muffled* I hate having food in my mouth for so long! S:Some of the famous BJs... S: Do other things on camera as well, so they'll take request, be either live chat feeds, and do a little dance or change of clothing, S: or what not... M: Lets take a fake "request" from someone else in the studio. M: (pretending...) Let look in the chat box... *dot dot dot...* M: Look, it is Rose! (fyi, Rose, she's a web-developer of the website of Eyk) M: Hello, Rose, what you would like us to do? S: Rose, what you like to do? R: (from the other side of the studio) I would like you to give me some bossam! M: No, 'cause you're the on the other side, M: of the road... S: You're on the other side, you can't do this! M: Mmm... I will reach and show you some bossam! S: Ah... This one for you, Rose! M: Ready? M: This one for you, Rose! S: See that? S: Let's eat together! M: *dot dot dot...* S: Wow! M: Who's else in our chat box? S: This is actually not bad, today! M: The bossam is really good, I told you! S: I usually hate this... M: Rose, how many balloons did you give us? R: NONE! (Ouch, that hurts...) M: WHOA! RUDE! R: *laughs in behind the background* S: ROSE IS FIRED! (just kidding...) *laughs* S: She's not fired... M: She's not fired... M: We need Rose! S: We need Rose, she's really part of this to you, Rose. M: Yes, she is. M: Okay, back to me making-- M: So I made of couple of different little wraps, so far... I've done, um, *inaudible* modem wraps, which you didn't... M: I've done the mu (무 = Korean Great White radish) like the... M: ...these are the giant radishes. So I've done, the giant radishes that are pickled, I like that kind of like, sour, vinegar-y taste that goes with the meat... M: Now, I'm doing the kimchi version... The garlic in Korea, is also really SPICY... M: So I forgot about that, like when you eat with Korean food... S: We've been avoided this one altogether, 'cause this one is our least favorite. M: I like that one too, you know. S: Well, you haven't added any, M: *muffled* I had, you wouldn't able too see it... S: I haven't any... S: Really, which one you add? M: This one... S: Okay... S: These are little thing-ies right here... M: What is it, Simon? S: They're another form of kimchi. S: Except, I don't like them, 'cause they can't wrap them like... S: This kimchi is great, because you see how... ...thin it is, you could wrap this around. S: So this is just like a... ...strip. M: It's also really sweet... M: What's cool about bossam is that... M: You kind of make, like its making with little mini pizzas, like you know, when you have like a Hawaiian pizza, and you're like, "I want the pineapple and the ham, sweet together." S: Right! M: You can do that, if you want it, to be all savory, then you could go to the savory route. S: Whoa, I'm getting so full, how do people eat for this long? M: Well, we still a lot of time to go, so... S: Do we? M: I got room in my stomach. S: 'Cause you've been talking too much. M: You've been shovelling back the food. S: Okay... S: Let me tell you some famous BJs... S: No. 1 is 'Gold Coupon', (this is an actual name for a BJ...) well its not No. 1 overall, but, M: We mean... as a list. S: First on our list. S: And they're famous for eating, two bowls of jjajangmyeon (Korean black bean noodles = 짜장면) in a little over a minute. S: That's insane! I couldn't even eat, one of those bowls, in a minute. M: Would you tell what is jjajangmyeon is? S: Jjajangmyeon is-- *clears throat* S: In fact, there's in Korea yesterday, because yesterday is 'Black Day' (a day for single people), and 'Black Day' is the... S: April 14th, and that's when single people all cry by themselves, and they eat, ahh... black bean noodles. S: We did a video about it, a while ago... S: Anyhow, he ate two of those bowls, in a little over a minute, or was she (its was a he, btw) I don't remember... M: *muffled* Probably, a he. M: *muffled* I'm gonna guess it's a he... S: I'm gonna guess is a he, but I'm... S: *whispers* Was it she or a he... M: *muffled* I know she was a girl... S: *inaudible* S: Diva's is a girl! Diva is another famous one... A female BJ, and there's also... M: *muffled* She is one of the most successful ones, as well, the on the beginning ones. M: There's recently... M: Some of the videos are down, I think, she's having some kind of personal crisis... S: Something models they don't. M: Yeah. S: And there's also, Beomprika, (also another actual name for a BJ...) which is, ah... this person also feature a lot of TV shows. And does a lot of challenges. S: Users request *mumbles* that they do. M: So for example, eating a spicy food in a certain time limit, or... M: So it's not just all about, um... M: Eating whatever you want, you kind of like interact with the audience, and eat what they want to eat as well. S: You know what I don't know... How do people do not get really sleepy 'cause... S: I've just been eating like 20 minutes, I'm ready to take a nap. M: Not me, I'm still going... S: What's in this one? S: Let's take a look of that... It's smells savory... M: I think it has pat, (Korean red bean paste = 팥) inside of it, with the red bean... Taste more like a desert to me... S: Oh, yeah... M: Right? S: See? Red beans. M: Kind of has cinnamon-y... ...-ish taste. M :Oh, yeah, I'm still going... S: *muffled* Is it? M: I'm going strong... M: So then, I have a question for you Simon... S: Oh, yeah. M: Do you think when yo-- Like for you to watch somebody eat for like an hour... Let's say, they're eating like fried chicken, do you think over that hour, it'll make you hungry while watching somebody eat or, do you think, like it's satisfying, like when you're on a diet... M: 'Cause you're on a diet, like two weeks ago, and you're so miserable... M: Didn't make you-- What make you miserable or happy to see eat that much food? S: Miserable, because, I actually experienced some of that, when I was on a diet around the studio, and I watch everybody else eating food, while I didn't. M: Well, that's different, because, you're around the food, you could smell it... M: And if you're at home, eating your own meal, and you're watching somebody eat more food than you... What is your feeling like? S :Can you say that again? M: Could you repeat the question? S :I'm a little bit confused, by the words... M: Can you use it in a sentence? S: What words are you saying? M: Could you define it, for me? S: What is the concept, you are trying to get out of me? M: There's a difference, between... M: Watching people eat food, while you're there... S: Yeah. ...and you could smell it, and see it. S: Right! M: And you see it on TV. S: Yeah! M: If you're at home, with your sad, sad, like chicken breast meal... S: Right! M: And you're watching somebody eat pizza, and like noodles, for an hour... M: That's different than watching them eat it, in front of your fricking (****ing) face. S: Right! M: Right! S: *muffled* So, I would avoid both... S: With same reaction? S: Yeah! S: One of the things, that I don't understand... S: Well, I kind of understand the idea of why people are interested in mukbang for that feeling of like, if you don't want to eat alone, you could eat it with somebody... S: But for me... S: I'm married, I have my wife, I can eat with her, anytime I want. So, if I ever wanted to eat some good food, I'm just gonna go out and eat that food, with my wife. M: You can't eat two cakes... S: Would you let me? M: *laugh* S: I ASKED YOU, ALL THE TIME! S: "Martina, can I eat two cakes?", and you say, "NO, you only get ONE cake." I wanna eat two cakes. M: Well, I'll give you an example that I wanna watch... S: What? Um, I watch one of these famous BJs, eat five bowls of ja-- M: Of, um, RAMEN... S:Yes. M: And you never let me eat ramyeon, 'cause you're like: "RAMEN IS SO BAD FOR YOU!! BANNED FROM NOW!!" S: Because there's no nutritional value! Just powder, like pressed powder! M: Of deliciousness! S: Yes, it's delicious, but there's something inherently wrong about it. M: So that's what I'm saying, so if I watch somebody five bowls of noodles, I kinda feel like, satisfied, that somebody was able to eat those noodles. S: Would you? Or you would nag me like, M: I want one... S: "OPPA~ GIVE ME SOME NOODLES!!!" M: Maybe... S: Maybe... M: Is it incorrect, if I mixed two types of bossam together? S: Totally just said... M: Is it? S: I don't think so... M: Yes, I'm gonna add kimchi to mine... S: How many said everything, that we wanna say... M :I don't know... S: About it? M: Now, you just sit and eat... S: Can I sit and eat? S: This is where we start, answering people's questions... M: *muffled* I did also forgot that they mention... S: No way! M: ...where they film it? S: They film in their homes. *both muffled* S: Done? M:No... M: I think, it'll be different, if was like a set up... M: ...space and like a, you know like, "Hell's Kitchen", or like a, "Master's Kitchen", ended look all fancy, but... M: It also, like a little peek to somebody's apartment... N: So they sit in front of a desk, and, you can tell, like some of them, well kinda organize the backgrounds nicely... M: Other people, just don't care at all, it's like their bed and their clothing... M: But, it's kinda like this, like, almost having one-on-one chat with somebody, like over "FaceTime" (a video call app on Apple) or "Skype"... S: Yeah! M: It has that kind of vibe into it, rather than being like, M: all um, is there no English changes... S: It's not set-up and fancy... M: Yeah, exactly! S: Like you can see, what else, we have our lights set-up and everything, we have our mics here, and all that... Theirs has more natural feel to it... M: *muffled* No, you're wrong about that... S: What? M: They have lights, and mics. S: True. I mean like... M: *muffled* And they have microphones, right out... S: I was trying to say... M: ...to their faces. S: How do they eat with their mics right there? S: Do they like, try to make this sound unto the mic, hold on, S: listen to me eating... M: Some of them they do... M: I've seen them... S: Hold on... *are you grossed out or you're feeling your stomach grumbling... #foodporn* S: Listen to me *inaudible*... M: My turn, my turn... S: No, okay... *are you tempted to grab something or resisting the urge to eat...* S: Whoa, that some fatty duck... M: He ate fat... M: What was that 'Ho~' for... S:'Cause like those, clever, so you go, 'Ho~'... S: ...right afterwards. M: I'm not that you sure that you 'Ho~'... (no, not the profane word) M: That might not be the right, um, backup cheer for somebody... S: That's pretty dope! Oh~ S: It should be 'Oh~ ' or 'Ho~'... M: *muffled* 'Oh~' M: Definitely 'Oh~' S: Oh... S: You know what I'm gonna do on camera... Snap your underwear. (OH MY GOODNESS?!) M: That's not very nice... S: You know what, you can't defend it, and we're not editing this out. S: *singing* Snapping your underwear over and over again... S: Yup. M: We haven't talked about the criticism, by the way... S: Oh! M: There some criticism, in towards, um... ...the mukbang culuture. S: Tell me, about the criticism, in towards the mukbang culture? M: Oh, I'm so stalked about it, 'cause you said, you aren't hungry anymore, so if you're not hungry, then you could talk about it, while I eat. S: But the red bean things, (or hottteok = 호떡, pat filled pancake, fyi, no rice cake inside, just pat) are so delicious. M: Oh, boy... S: See that... Look at that... M: You just squeeze it, from the paste, and show them, ready... M: Looks like poop... S: Red beans... M: Looks like poop! S: Well, that's looks like baby poop... M: This is not-- Have you seen baby poop? S: YES! Because, I've changed the diapers of babies before, you haven't... M: That's not baby poop! S: What have you change the diaper, M: Look at the color! M: It's red! S: when you have a baby poo... M: I never change a baby poop diaper... S: Exactly! So, how do you know? M: Because, I think it'll be browner... S: No, baby poop, has this like-- That's, that's definitely baby poop... Baby poop looks like pureed carrots. M: Really? S: Yeah! M: Maybe your baby, is you changing, has a weird poop pattern... S: Well, maybe I feed them carrots all the time, no it's not: "EAT THE CARROT!! EAT THE CARROTS, BABY!! S: STOP EATING YOUR CARROT!!!" M: *laugh* M *imitating Simon*: EAT IT!! M: *muffled* EAT IT THAT!!! (okay, that's NOT how to feed your baby...) S: *muffled* That was a bad uncle. M: *muffled* You're actually a really good uncle. M: The criticism is that... Some people feel like, it's kind of like, um, fetishizing (or fetishize) people, beacuse you're, you're making money, by you doing, of what people asking to do... M: And while people, are not doing things like, "Take off your clothing..." I'm sure people ask that, but... *timer beeps* S: My timer! I have to make sure everything is still working... M: We're gonna check, to see our camera is still recording. S: Turned it back on, stop! M: *clap* S: Wow, that's really been 29 minutes already? M: Yup. M: Are you still here? S: Are you still here, guys? M: Are you still here with us? M: 'Cause, I've been a special place of stomach filling warmness... S: Oh, man... M: No, don't give up, Simon, we're going to the gym tonight! S: So that's for this week's TL;DR... M: No it's not, M: I didn't finish, my talk about fetishiziation. The point is that, um... Some people feel like, it's like weird fetishes that are happening, because you're asking to do things like, "Act cute!", and you'll be like,"Oh~", that kind of stuff... M: When also the other problem, is that... Some of the kids, like the youngest level, is like a middle school student, and so people are like, "Should a middle school student, be on camera?" M: And like take request from random strangers... M: Like one of the middle school guys, that's popular, he, they requested, that he dress up and drag, and so, he wore women's clothing... ...and ate his food. So, this kinda seems like, "Dress up in his clothing, for money!" Like, "DO IT!" M: But I was like, I disagree with this... this idea of fetishization, because... So what? M: Like you, get people to start in certain movies... They wear costumes as well... M: Do you get K-Pop idols, like... S: Do you fetishize superheros, when you watch them like, dress up as like the "Hulk" (hint: don't make him angry...) and smash "Loki" (Thor's evil brother) around? M: Poor Loki, he didn't deserve that. S: He deserve it, because he's a jerk. M: He didn't, because I love Loki. S: Whoa... S: It's time for naps... M: *muffled* I'm still going... S: Is there a nap bang (broadcast = 방송 or bang sung), I wanna watch people sleep. (that's a bad idea...) That's creepy... No, I don't wanna watch people sleep... Stop it... I didn't say that, can we edit this out? No, we're not editing this... S: I don't want to watch people sleep. M: As soon as you said it, I knew that you're gonna regret that sentence. S: *coughing* I'm sleepy at that moment... S: Are you still eating? M: You disappoint me. S: Why? I eat efficiently, while you kept on talking. M: I'm still going strong..... S: Hey guys... M: Simon here, I lost the ability to be clever after 29 minutes... (it's surpassed 1 min. lol) M: Simon was self-functioning... S: No, I've-- S: What? R: *in background* No tag out? M: Is there a tag out function? S: *laugh* Tag team? M: Oh, you want to tag team somebody in? M: Tag somebody in, and put a hat on it, and pretend it was you? S: So, our virtual (or reality) viewer, Rose is try to be in our in video... S: And the answer is, no, we're not gonna feed you, Rose. M: I probably will finish all the food though so... S: But we will eat them... M: Although Martina is here, so... S: You gonna eat all my kimchi... M: What? S: I like you. M: I'm a big girl. S: *laugh* Yes, you are. M: My brain is so big, and my boobs they're so big, they require so much food to keep functioning... My back is just crippling... S: *laugh* My ass is huge, my boobs are huge, I have to eat a lot of food, to keep the fuel going. M: *humming* ♫ 38-24-37 ♫ S: ♫ 38-24-37 ♫ (btw, they're singing, 'Bonita Applebum' by the 'A Tribe Called Quest') S: ♫ Honey, you are match made in heaven ♫ M: *muffled* And then like-- S: ♫ *inaudible* eyes ♫ M: I'm like, 38... S: ♫ When it's being you, hun, that love never died ♫ M: I'm 38-31-41... (fyi, that's just her B, W, H or her breast, waist, and hips ratio or proportions) M: *laugh* S: *whispers* Her ass is huge... M: *muffled* 38... But, doesn't sound that goes in there... *muffled* But that reminds me of a new JYJ song... S: It does... M: 24-34... I'm like.. 24 is like this big... M: Yup, Simon, is officially shut down after 29 minutes. (it's 3 minutes passed...) S: I checked out. M: I'll make sure tag you someone more interesting... M: *laugh* *muffled* He's just starring off... M: So you're saying, that you could not make the entire mukbang... S: Nope. M: No? S: No. S: I have found a new found respect, for people that can eat this long, and talk for this long. S: Did they drink on camera? M: Yup! S: Well, there you go... M: You mean alcohol or just-- S: No, I mean like, yeah, like alcohol. M: I actually do not know, if they drink alcohol on camera... S: Will that be illegal or not? M: In Korea, you cannot show guns on camera... You have to like... S: You have that music video, a new one by BJ... S: In which-- M: Oh my god! A new one by BJ! S: *laugh* *interlude* S: He has a new music video out, and somebody winds up... trying to rob a place, and he had a gun, and they said, they wrapped up in newspaper, it's newspaper gun... S: I guess you could say, the reporter had the smoking gun... ...um, news. M: *muffled* I didn't know what that means is a joke... S: Smoking guns is usually when you'll be like, "Oh, I got this really big news break... ...is it a smoking gun?" M: Why? M: 'Cause it got already fired? M: Because of the smoke? M: *misheard* Shouldn't you wanna gun before the fire? S: No, no, because there will be no news. Somebody, was about to shoot somebody, but, they decided not to... S: There's not a news story, as much as somebody shot someone... S: Until you get the smoke of the gun... M: It's fresh... S: It's a smoking gun... That's means like, "You are able to report this, while the news is still new..." S: That's why... 'Cause if its not a smoking gun, that's is kind of old... M: It's cold gun... S: And hence... S: How do you sill eating? M: It's impressive, isn't it? S: I am impressed! M: Oh, that's nice. S: I'm bigger than you... M: I also... ...put more food in my wraps too. S: I know. M: I did eat every single piece of duck. Oh, Simon, am I better at you, doing this? S: *depressed sigh* Yeah... M: Oh, know, you know that reminds me of... S: Tell me... M: When we went to Dominican Republic, on vacation, while we play basketball, in the pool... M: And we played, uh, 21 (its a drinking game)... S: Right. And I beat you, and you could not... S: THIS ONLY BECAUSE, M: You have been drinking... S: YOU HAVE BEEN DRINKING A LOT MORE!!! M: So what did I drink then... imaginary drinks? M: My drink is made with imaginary alcohol... No? S: Yeah, you're just, *pretend chugs down in one shot* S: Drink up, buddy... M: No! M: No... S: You didn't drink anything. M: I drink... S: No, you didn't. M: You just happen to lose at basketball to your wife! S: Look... M: Oh no... S: This was number one, basketball in the pool... M: So how did I get the upper hand? S: Because that was not natural... M: You're so much taller than me! S: Number two-- S: Yeah, it was like 12 foot ring, I play on regulation nets... I know how to do this right! S: I just had my nail did (done), so I wasn't even that good at throwing all the time. S: Right! M: But, I still beat you. S: Because, I was drunk. M: And what is that? S: Sober. S: Yeah, that was the answer. Case closed. Smoking gun, not smoking at all. S: *soft voice* Hey guys... S: Do you agree, it's time for a nap? There's Papa YG, again... What are looking under your ceiling, buddy? S: They have some really sad looking young guy, M: *muffled* Holding your crotch.... S: Doing inter***rse... S: Okay, he's holding his own crotch... M: *muffled* No, I think, they're... *muffled* We're talking about the balcony across us... S: Yeah! M: Our studio's here... Then there's a street, and there's a another studio here... And they lived across each other... M: And yesterday, three guys smoking in the balcony... S: And we wait them... M: starring right into our souls, and we were like, M: Um... S: Papa YG wasn't one of them... M: No... S: What if we show our butts to him? S: Rose, I think you have a new calling in life... M: Look at our cute little can of Pepsi that came... S: Show your butts-- S: *soft voice* Let's go back inside... *in unison* Hey... M: A tiny little, mini vanilla vodka sampler... M: Wanna pour into my Pepsi? S: No, I'm done. That's it, for this week's video, thank you for watching with us. S: I literally can't contribute anything else in this video, and I'm not gonna stare of the distance, about 20 minutes. M: Are you seriously done? S: I'm seriously done. M: Oh my gosh, this is incredible! S: Yes! M: Oh, Simon... S: Do you want me to sit here, and watch you for anther 20 minutes, S: while I sit here doing nothing? M: That, I believe, is the way of mukbangs go. S: Great, let me do that then... M: Oh, duckie... So any other opinions, that you could pass on to people on mukbangs... No? Nothing at all? You're just dwindling the sadness.... M: You feel sick with the amount of food you eaten, or you okay? You can't even use words anymore? S: *soft voice* I'm so tired... M: No? S: I'm tired... M: No? S: Whoa... It's time for a nap guys... M: Okay, let's see... S: Thanks for watching us, this week... S: I'm heading out... Martina is gonna keep on eating... M: *muffled* We got a last request from a viewer... Who says, we need to eat all of this kimchi. Because we're 'Eat Your Kimchi'... M: What do you think, Simon? S: I think, I'm done. M: Should we do it? S: Nope. M: *muffled* Will be eat all of your kimchi? S: Alright, see you later guys. M: *muffled* Really? I didn't have a question from last week? *muffled* Wait, we're not finished yet! *muffled* I have more food to eat! *muffled* Why are you doing this to me, I wanna eat food! *muffled* When the camera goes off, you're gonna say, "No more food version of fatty!" S: *laugh* M: *protest* Keep the camera on, keep the camera on, I'm still hungry! There's one left... *mumbles* You didn't eat it... S: I can't eat it anymore! M: Aw... BOO POO BOO~ M: It's like a hot dog eating contest, with nothing *inaudible*... S: I'm done, I'me done! M: Sorry, I have two pieces of duck... You know I should eat with? Meemers... M: I should bring my cat here... Spudgy... Spudgy and, will be the best tag team... I put on a table for him, and food for me, the two of us will just eat and talk. ♫ I eat and talk, I talk and eat! ♫ You know that song? You're fading away? Simon is slowly sliding to the ground. He's on the ground... He's out cold... We've lost Simon... I guess now it's my chance to talk about Sailor Moon... K-Pop, Korean Dramas... Makeup, all those things that Simon isn't wanna talk about. Alright let's begin, so Sailor Moon-- GONG~ M: As I was saying... I bought the JYP song last night, because it was so good! It's really awesome, that music video *inaudible*... M: Catchy... R: *muffled and misheard* I thought they're already dead. I'm planning on robbing Simon's from his wallet afterwards, 'cause he is so unconscious. R: *muffled* That's really mean.
