Eating sushi in a conveyor belt restaurant - What a cool thing to do right? Except... we're not here for sushi or for the coolness of the fact that this is a conveyor belt. We're here because this restaurant let's you win capsule toys the more sushi you eat. Oh, they made a mistake of letting me in here 'cause I'm gonna eat every single capsule toy in this building! [S] You eat capsule toys? Wait, no. I mean... I'm gonna eat every... I'm gonna -- So here's the deal with this restaurant: You're not guaranteed capsule toys after eating sushi. Every 5 plates you put in, you get a
chance of winning a capsule toy. You might win or you might not win. It's completely random. So let's see how many we can win. [M] Let's do this! [M] Maturational Tuna? Ducky! What does it mean?! [S] Maturational [M] Matur-- Maturational Tuna? [S] It helps maturate. [M] Would you like some "maturational" fatty tuna or "maturtional" tuna? [S] You could maturate to some sexy food shots. So not everybody's gonna agree with me on this, but I like to add more wasabi than soy sauce to my mixture because I love the burn of wasabi. So I make a very thick brown-greenish paste. Usually people just have soy sauce with a little bit a wasabi. [badass music] But not me, son. I like to go hardcore. I wanna feel the wasabi right here. I want it to come out my tear ducts. That's how much wasabi I want. Oh yeah. Lots. And lots. Of wasabi. So much wasabi. Some people like to go mountain climbing. Some people like to wrestle with bears. Me? I like hardcore wasabi. [M] Oh, Ducky... [S] I wanna feel that rush. I'm an adreneline junkie when it comes to wasabi. You can't hang with me! Ooh, it burns so much! [M] That last piece might have been a bit too much. Okay, I'm doing it. *psyches self up* Sliding in the hole. And then the screen will have an animation and we'll see if I win or not. [S] Alright, go for it, girl. [M] Okay. [M] Su-rotto! [M] What did you call me? [S] Uh oh~! [ loser music ] [S] No toy for you! *cries* I'm legitimately so sad! Um... this is... beef with tasty sauce sushi. Why? It doesn't matter. We're stacking up on plates so we get everything. Hmm... I'm gonna say that this was a wee bit overboard regarding the amount of onions that are on my plate right now. We got the shrimp, we got the avocado,
and we got the mayonnaise buried under 10 pounds of onion! Now one thing I'd like the mention is that this is kinda like the fast-food sushi restaurant. It's not exactly the highest quality sushi. But if you come to Japan and you really want to go to a conveyor belt sushi 'cause it seems really cool, just prepare to have fast-food level grade sushi. But as I mentioned before, we're not here for the quality of the sushi... We're here to win capsule toys! Alright! Big money! Big money!
I got my 5 plates. Here we go! You ready? We gonna do this. I'mma win
a toy and keep it for myself. One. Two. Three. [M] Keep going! [S] Four. And now: you gotta put a spin on it!
[M] Hurry up in case they don't count it. [S] What! Oh no! [M] Ohmagod there's a monster! [S] Shoot him in the face! [ loser music ] [Martina laughs at Simon off camera] Did I just get p-- Did I just get punched and die? [Martina laughs] Cuchie coo'd him and then he uppercutted me. We have to eat more! [S] Are you starting to get full yet or no? [M] Nope. Who're you dealing with? I'll be so devastated if I don't win. If we eat like 40 plates worth and we don't win. [S] We're not leaving here until we win some f***ing toys. Yeah, that's what's happening here. I'm not quite sure what I ordered, but sometimes you gotta live on the wild side. This is some kind of shrimp, cheese, broiled sushi thingy. Mmm~ It's like a tiny party in my mouth. And everyone named "cheese" and "shrimp" are invited! Ducky, you wanna try it?
[S] Yeah! So if you're coming to Japan and you're worried that you're gonna go to a sushi place and not be able to speak the language. Don't worry about it. Usually the conveyor belt sushi places always have different languages available on the screens. If you take a look, choose the language,
switch off to English. They've even got Chinese. The one near our house has Korean, which is really cool. We were like "Oh, it's all in Korean!" [M] Ducky!! Ducky!! Did they win?! [M] They won one!!! Did they win?? [M] They won!!! We need to win! [M] Ducky! Order more sushi! [M] Ohmygod. [M] Jealous... [M] They're opening their toy... [M] They're so happy! [S] Can you stop creeping on other people
as they eat their... [M] They're so happy! [S] You can get your own toys, alright? [M] Oohhh.... [S] Stop being weird. Okay. One! Two! Three! Four! Five! Do it! You can do it! Fight him! Kill him! [ loser music ] *cries* Why are you doing this to me?
We ate 15 plates! [S] 15 f***ing plates! No, I won't give up! [S] Are you seriously looking at other people's...
Just keep your hand out like this. Just dump their food and then... "Something's wrong with the system. No one seems to be getting their plates." I'm like... *dumps food* *steals plates* But seriously. [S] Now the person beside us just won also. She just got here and she had like 5 plates! And we're at 15! [S] We're about to go to 20. I'm so full right now. But I have to keep eating... I have to win my wife a toy! [S] Okay, my turn. I got this. [M] Okay! Do it!
I wanted to high-five you, not hand me the camera. Okay. We got this. I think the faster you
put it in, it might be better. [M] No, that doesn't make sense... [S] It does. [S] Come onnn! [S] Come onnn!
[M] Su-rotto! [S] Come on! Yes! Yes!! This! ****! I ate 20 f***ing pieces of sushi
and I can't get a damn toy? I'm not leaving until I win something. You think they heard us sassing at the beginning? [S] Yeah. Like they watch tables with cameras that are like "We're gonna eat every piece of sushi until we take all your toys" and then they're like "note to self: no toys" Shhh! They're listening. Okay okay okay. We're doing it. I'm feeling it. It's the one. I feel it in my bones. One. Ni. San. Shi. Go! [S] Oh this is a new one. [M] No it's not. It's the -- [S] Oh no. [M] It's okay, I can win. [S] Please win this one. [M] Throw him! *Gasp* [ winner music ] It's finally happening! It's finally happeninggg! They gave up! They gave up and they left! But we stayed! I won! And I'm done! Ordering mango from now. Mango mango mango! I'd like to thank my mom and my dad for teaching me that you should never give up on your dreams. And that you should always finish your plate like a European parent. 25 plates that we took. 25 plates of sushi for this probably 50 cent toy. Shaddup! Okay, I'm opening up the toy. Ohh! It was worth the wait. Derky. Derky. Wanna touch it Ducky? [S] Lemme feel the power. [S] Oh man. [S] That's so good. I'm gonna put it in my garden in the kitchen. [S] That's perfect! [S] We can remember this challenging challenging day. So now that we're done, we press the check button the waitress came over and she says you put in 25 plates in there because this automatically registers with the cash which is totally amazing future technology. Just bring this up to the front, we already have your amount set and that's it! This is the future! Of food and toys and money! [M] A future of speaking to no one. This is as anti-social as it gets. [Both] We got a toy! That wasn't too bad. We just spent $45 to win a $1 toy. But it was worth it. Was it though? If you goes wanna know more about this awesome location for toy-hunting, click on the link here. It'll take you over to our blog post. This is actually a chain in Japan, so we'll let you know the name of it. And maybe you can find one that's near you. And also waste your money, not gambling, but eating sushi until you win an adorable toy. They got a nice patch of grass here, I'm gonna take a nap. It's actually starting to rain so I suggest we get on our bicycles and bicycle home. Doesn't matter. Don't do it, Ducky. It's just gonna be an ab workout.
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Let me tell you those places get really expensive really quick
For you interested ones, that sushi chain is called Gatten Sushi(がってん寿司) and are very common in Japan.