Mr. Krabs' KRUSTIEST Moments 🦀 | SpongeBob | Nickelodeon Cartoon Universe

[Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] oh what i wouldn't give to have a lash like that on me claw hey i know why don't i take you over and introduce me no no i i'm i'm too old boy too hard shelled for love besides i ain't properly dressed ah come on mr krabs you look great you just had to keep making faces didn't you you couldn't heed me warning could you i'm sorry mr krabs we thought it was just one of your stories i'm losing business because you thought i was telling one of my stories why this makes me so angry he could just just joe [Music] no i can't move my face i got the face face too what is the hold up in here wait squidward don't get too worked up you could get the face freeze face freeze i thought that was a myth ha crabs too oh this is rich [Music] hey my face ah my face oh great look at what you've done look squidward hates you too it is not funny stop laughing this is an outrage i will no longer tolerate my personal items being soiled by the rabble that crawls into this restaurant i demand a place to put my stuff hmm okay uh i suppose you could put it with the nacho cheese no one's gotten near that in years never read this crabs bikini bottom labor regulations get that thing away from me it's giving me highs it specifically states that all employers must provide his or her employees with a secure clean place to store personal property yeah blast you squidward you drive a hard part i guess they could wrestle something up for you really krabs is this some kind of new promotional gimmick surely you can do better than this eugene i mean even wasted real pickles on this cheap costume pretty insulting if you ask me me hard-boiled egg is ready i can already taste it gotcha and what good is a hard-boiled egg without a little salt [Applause] [Music] oh my eyes ah mister will you be quiet now listen what did these robots in the movie look like well they had piercing red eyes metal pinchers for hands and they ran out batteries okay so tell me does mr krabs look anything like that [Applause] i'll evacuate the customers you call the navy hello operator get me the navy hello you've reached the navy's automated phone service squidward the robots are running the navy not the navy attention everyone run for your lives robots have taken over the world out of my way methuselah you're old and useless right there old people are our greatest natural resource i salute you elder citizenry i'm getting old listening to this let's try this again i remember when a quarter used to cause the nickel this baby gas is worthless at least you're way too old to stop me from stealing a krabby patty where was that johnny it'll take more time to explain than you have left get the creamy patty [Music] victory is mine [Music] [Music] i'm catching up with my knitting that's it you little nitwit that was almost too easy like the man you geezers release me right after the party [Music] wait that's the calling that's owned i want candy come on squidward you're missing all the dry come on squidward squeeze right now i'll do it but i won't lighten it [Applause] there sir are you rightfully afraid of your own mortality wanna make sure that when you're gone you are not forgotten well step on up and marvel at the latest technological wonder photography preserve your precious punim for generations to come [Music] i am very photogenic [Music] let's see how you start this thing oh here we go you gotta hide in here did my underwear be on fire how many x-rays are mr crabs do we need just one how many did you set it to take 25 thousand emma this is getting low for wrecking me yeah no more pictures please squidward is his skeleton supposed to just fall apart like that not at all i know you're in here plankton where are you hiding i'm right here come on down and try our new chug nuggets [Music] just a cup [Laughter] [Music] oh starting to see things [Music] those two are working for plankton [Music] my oh daughter oh that old man jenkins [Music] [Music] who's out there all right miss crient come over here where i can destroy you [Music] what are you doing here nothing nothing i uh lost my shoe see found it okay bye hold it what's going on with you crabs your clothes are a mess and your stomach's making strange noises what are you talking about i'm i'm oh fine i'm on that charm okay say what look at me now look at those garbage first grabs [Music] well all right let's put some put back in this crab [Music] [Music] hmm we're still missing something oh [Music] zapparooni ought to do it the spark of life [Music] [Music] [Music] we'll just have to remind him of everything that makes him him again don't you worry mr k we'll have you right back up to speed before your big date tonight i promise [Music] [Music] i'm never that careless with me carapace oh no i'm running late just have to grab me spare suit from home naked nethers [Music] [Music] okay mr krabs this is your final test what do you like more money or cookies don't say cookies don't say cookies right you're all ready for your date with mrs puff [Music] you're naked and ruining my cheerleader slumber parties [Music] oh mr krabs i'm so sorry we had to give you your physical without you knowing on the krusty krab would have been shut down and i'd have to get a real job all right final test show your ability don't worry mr krabs yes you failed every test today but squidward and i will whip you into shape even if it takes the rest of the weekend [Music] let's kick it up a notch uh [Music] oh [Music] i don't know what we did wrong squidward mr krabs looks worse than before i guess that nurse is gonna close the krusty krab after all i wish i could say it's been a pleasure working with you oh squidward off as you do quit your blubbering boy my body may be moist but be mine sharp is attack and i have a plan you can't catch me i'm too healthy for all your sickos [Music] there's nowhere left to run i'm not lick yet [Music] oh [Music] [Music] oh hello anyone here funny story um i was holding my equipment upside down yesterday nobody was actually sick oh my neptune grease gout [Music] movie measles [Music] [Music] polyester plague [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] quarantine

Channel: Nicktoons

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Id: fi7eOoczqEY

Length: 16min 36sec (996 seconds)

Published: Sun Jun 05 2022