Mr. Darcy VS. Mark Darcy | RomComs

so which of the painted peacocks is on mr bing well he's on the right and on the left is his sister and the person with the quizzical brow that is his good friend mr darcy it's miserable miserable he may be but poor human certainly is not tell me ten thousand a year and he owns her darker the miserable half how's it going torture your mother's trying to fix you up with some divorcee human rights barrister pretty nasty beast apparently who ding dong maybe this time mom had got it right come on why don't we see if mark fences are gherkin mark maybe this was the mysterious mr right i've been waiting my whole life to meet you remember bridgette maybe not she used to run around your lawn with no cleanse on remember uh no not as such not if i can help it so so are you staying at your parents for new year yes yeah oh no no i was in london at a party last night so i'm afraid i'm a bit hungover or she could be lying with my head in the toilet that i call normal people [Laughter] new year's resolution drink less oh and quit smoking and keep new year's resolutions and uh stop talking total nonsense to strangers in fact stop talking full stop yes well perhaps it's time to eat i've never seen so many pretty girls in my life you are dancing with the only housing girl in the room she is the most beautiful creature i have ever beheld but her sister elizabeth is very agreeable fairly tolerable i dare say not handsome enough to tempt me you'd better return to your partner and enjoy her smiles you're wasting your time with me count your blessings lizzy if he liked you you'd have to talk to him precisely because it is i wouldn't dance with him for all of derbyshire they'd learn the miserable heart mother i do not need a blind date particularly not with some verbally incontinent spinster who smokes like a chimney drinks like a fish and dresses like a mother yummy turkey curry my favorite [Music] mr darcy what are you doing here mr darcy i had no idea we had the honor miss elizabeth i'm a guest here you know my nephew yes mom i had the pleasure of meeting your nephew and harfordshire colonel fitzwilliam how'd you do stay calm can't get any worse what are you doing here i've been asking myself the same question i came with a colleague so how are you oh apart from being very disappointed not to see my favorite reindeer jumper again i'm well i am going to introduce me ah introduce people with thoughtful details perpetua this is mark darcy mark's a prematurely middle-aged prick with a cruel raised ex-wife pavetch was the fat back who spends her time bossing me around be sure to invite mr wickham he's a credit to his profession you can't invite people to other people's balls of course you must come mr wickham if you'll excuse me ladies enjoy the day you've written a searing vision can you remember the rest of this of the wounds our century has inflicted on traditional masculinity possibly one of a task obviously listen you don't know where the losers are here do you oh yes thanks miss elizabeth i have struggled in vain and i can bear it no longer these past months have been a torment i came to roses with a single object of seeing you i had to see you i fought against my better judgment my family's expectation the inferiority of your birth my rank and circumstance all these things that i'm willing to put them aside and ask you to end my agony i don't understand i love you most ardently please do me the honor of accepting my hand sir i i appreciate the struggle you have been through and i am very sorry to have caused you pain believe me it was unconsciously done i don't think you're an idiot at all i mean there are elements of the ridiculous about you your mother's pretty interesting and and you really are an appallingly bad public speaker and um you tend to let whatever's in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences i realized that when i met you at the turkey curry buffet that i was unforgivably rude and wearing a reindeer jumper that my mother had given me the day before but the thing is um what i'm trying to say very inarticulately is that um in fact perhaps despite appearances i like you very much huh apart from the smoking and the drinking and the vulgar mother and the verbal diary i like you very much just as you are you must know surely you must know it was all for you you are too generous to travel with me i believe you spoke with my aunt last night and has taught me to hope so i'd scarcely allowed myself before if your feelings are still what they were last april tell me so at once my affections and wishes have not changed but one word from you will sends me forever if however your feelings have changed i would have to tell you you have bewitched me body and soul and i love and love i love you i never wish to be parted from you from this day well then your hands are cold [Music] come the on bridgette what are you doing here i just wanted to know if you were available for bar mitzvahs and christenings as well as ruby weddings excellent speech i thought that you were an american well yes i was but um i realized i'd forgotten something back home which was well i realized i've forgotten to um kiss you goodbye do you mind [Music] not really so you're not going to america then no not you're staying here so it would seem friends of yours i do i've never seen them far in my life look are you coming to paris or not not no room anyway maybe we should just go upstairs for a minute it's a very good idea [Music] close it down you

Channel: RomComs

Views: 187,050

Keywords: Beloved Romances, British Actors, British Romance, Captivating Romance, Character Showdown, Classic Love Stories, Darcy Rivalry, Dashing Suitors, Heartfelt Stories, Heartwarming Moments, Historical Romance, Iconic Romances, Love Story, Nostalgic Romances, Pride and Prejudice, Regency Era, RomComs, Romantic Classics, Romantic Films, Storybook Romance, Timeless Romances

Id: i1h86WFuwyA

Length: 9min 51sec (591 seconds)

Published: Thu Apr 21 2022