MOST INSANE THINGS FOUND BY AIRPORT SECURITY

welcome back to reacts everyone today myself harry jj and ethan are reacting to insane things found by us airport security i'm struggling to talk in passenger carry-on now harry you've smuggled a few things before oh well well well well well that's a tale for another day i actually have a very cool story that i know i have about simon trippy went on but i can't actually tell it now i won't tell it now i'll tell you in like five years time wait wait wait wait plus i love surplus oh yeah yeah cool cool uh well i can tell you you know joe tobach's uh airport's curious no no he he'd been moving house i think i'm totally right he'd been moving house like the month before and he got and then he went for airport security and they pull out of his suitcase like a giant kitchen knife like a full-sized kitchen knife oh she's been like he's moving or we've been moving all these like kitchen knives and but they let him off like they're just like okay we don't think you're refreshed so you can just go but kind of mad so you can walk through the kitchen knife and just blog your way out of it if you wanted to play the video well you're not feeling great at best no play the video please the tsa have caught people trying to sneak some of the most unbelievable things onto airplanes how crazy how about a weapon animal or even human remains wait human remains did he say human remains he did say yes one man tried to sneak a utility blade onto an airplane in his carry-on but was stopped by tsa agents obviously the man knew the blade would not be allowed through security so he tried to conceal it in a scooby-doo greeting card he carved out a section in the card and hid the blade into the cartoon dog's head right needless to say the blade was confiscated and the man was brought in for questioning at which point he missed his flight these animations kill me why they always bear nodding in san antonio texas the tsa had to search carry-on bag that had just passed through an x-ray machine what they were looking for was a tube of lipstick it was covered in rhinestones and looked pretty ordinary at first glance however instead of lipstick inside the tube the tsa found a concealed knife what oh no not christ what the hell the lipstick knife may have just been for self-defense but regardless it was not allowed onto the airplane even worse than the lipstick knife multiple people have tried to sneak entire swords onto airplanes the crazy thing is that swords are actually not even that uncommon for people to try to sneak past the tsa i guess so right because you're not like they're like collectible items that's a bit [ __ ] out though yeah also like you remember like you can slice people up with them have you seen people in london you know running down with fuck-off machetes and yeah 10 bad guys yeah but machetes if it's if it's like an old like a hundred-year-old like japanese sword like it's probably it's more like yeah but why is it in their carry-on i guess like can you put down the suitcase though can you put in your suitcase how does that work how do you how do you transport a katana i think so i've got i think up the hands this way okay probably just drive through just drive just drive just yeah just just drive on the ocean than that you wouldn't believe what the most common hidden weapon tsa discovers is copy a strap unless you're a ninja throwing stars seem to be weapons that are constantly trying to get snuck past the tsa throwing stars shurikens nice though i got you salmon i got you these are surprising for multiple reasons the first or why are so many people carrying throwing stars are they all ninjas and second if they are ninjas shouldn't they be a little better at being sneaky you got hit with a throwing star mate that's a long day for you they're called shurikens stop calling them throwing stars do you think like a lot of people were able to throw throwing stars why do you keep calling it throwing stars how hard can it be to throw one though like it's just a star you just gotta like there's nothing there's no shurikens there's a technique to throwing stars though surely no no no no no no no i'm loving this just continued i've confiscated throwing stars of all shapes and sizes reminds people that they cannot bring their throwing stars onto an airplane people have even gone to great lengths to get their throwing stars passed away one person folded up his throwing star and hit it i've never does not make it invisible to the scanners and this passenger found out the tsa has come across throwing stars so frequently that they had to create an announcement to remind flyers all martial arts weapons are prohibited in carry-on bags they even posted on their social media accounts at ask tsa that if anyone had questions about the proper way to pack in store throwing stars for a flight please reach out to them directly if you thought throwing stars in how many times is he gonna say throwing stars jj do you reckon you could throw a throwing star oh [ __ ] off at albany international airport the tsa agents had to carefully pull a duffel bag off the conveyor belt and ask its owner to head over to the security office inside the bag was a chainsaw that's right the man packed a chainsaw onto a carry-on bag and put it through security scanner as if this was a normal thing to fly with it's unclear why someone would need to fly with a chainsaw but as long as there's no fuel in the chainsaw and it's cleaned and packed securely chainsaws can fly in checked luggage just by using some common sense most objects that have the word gun in their name are probably not allowed in your carry-on lobby that includes spear guns i went to spearfish at once and i hated it it's terrifying why because because i went out with someone else right and you're both swimming around on this in this murky water with a spear gun right and i'm like if i like swim in front of this guy and he thinks my foot's a fish like he could just so that's well that was just shook out the whole time i wasn't a big oh [ __ ] oh i guess he could have just shot you as well exactly i'm just like no he's pretty he's pretty like we were young as well so i'm like i don't trust this guy fully what you were under water so throwing stars wouldn't work okay since there are rarely any fish on planes it was probably not necessary for the man to try to sneak his spear gun onto the flight the tsa took the weapon and stored it with the rest of the confiscated objects collected from passengers that day like would you go spear fishing with the side bend there's no way you trust everyone out there no i trust none of you many people enjoy purchasing items at duty-free shops and airports because of the lower fees and no taxes if i wanted to take control of a plane right i'd buy a fuck-off bottle from duty-free and smash it into like a shank that's true that is true you could do that yeah in the toilet in the toilet you just smash it and then get busy but it's just one is like a blunt object and then you have to do it do you do you back yourself to for someone to not just disarm you with a little shot bowl do you yeah you're on a plane with this i mean like glass but there's what how many hundred like a hundred people around your wedding whereas if you've got strap you can apply pressure on people you can say listen this this is quicker than that bottle bro however i will i will say i will say the 911 hijackers used knives did they guns yeah they stopped yeah but back in the day it just became the security wasn't like it is now the reason it's like it is now is because of that yeah it's it's quite annoying that humans have to wait for some [ __ ] to actually happen before we decide to fix it and make it better in the long run i mean all shakers just not happen in the first place yeah or you could just be a normal person isn't it yeah yeah that could also be just take a fight bro why are you going to say who to say what's normal maybe flying planes to the building is normal please don't please [Laughter] often times travelers purchase fancy liquors and expensive boxes of cigars these goods cannot be consumed or drunk on the plane this led to a woman at beijing capital international airport to chug a whole bottle of very expensive remy martine exo excellence cognac when she was told she would have to throw it away by security that's great she's off a rocker she became very drunk and violently ill another bizarre cognac experience that the tsa had to deal with was in detroit michigan a man had tried to bring an oversized bottle of cognac in his carry-on bag however it wasn't the bottle or even the liquor that the tsa found unnerving instead it was the dead animals inside the bottle the world itself was well over the size allowed by the tsa but upon favorite inspection security found five dead seahorses that were on the endangered species list in it was like used to be able to grow your own sea horses what's that you like these little like no sea monkeys see monkeys sea monkeys are elite by the way one person trying to reach barbados had a hidden passenger contained within his computer hard drive snakes on a plane the traveler had taken a baby ball python put it in a stocking and stuffed it into the hard drive into the hard drive poor thing at the end of the day it's a [ __ ] line in it like it can go in the hard drive it's a [ __ ] living line yeah snakes are the biggest big [ __ ] on planet earth hey i think they're pretty cool yeah it's a [ __ ] lad it's a line with a face it's so [ __ ] it's it's a line oh here's my pet line but they can the fact he can move like it makes sense while harry likes him bro it's better than a worm worm doesn't even have a face well all right what about words of [ __ ] worms are awful bro and you know the worst thing about a worm is bro you cut the end of here and it will [ __ ] grow back do you say starfish i'll think of stuff yeah they're pretty cool yeah their stuff is what's wrong with stuff it's like they're another shape and they're just you're doing the internet thing bro you're doing the internet everything i said i don't like snakes you just bring it up saying oh spray i don't like peaches oh my god is that you saying that you don't like starfish what is it [ __ ] off do you not like peaches no i got paws what's i feel like there was something there like there was a reason you went you had peaches out of anything in the world yeah like we were talking about shapes and you went to peaches yeah if i don't reply the video will play quicker do you like peaches they're gone let us know go on peaches out in georgia yeah all right you're trying to change the subject we're not in georgia though we're in east london yeah yeah the beach is a nice one that i do not like so you don't like peaches no i don't i don't it's like a childhood trauma thing like was there a peach did you choke on a peach or something does that mean you don't like us [Music] yeah but peaches are nice you know they're collated many types of animal bones can pass through tsa checkpoints without a problem however at fort lauderdale international airport the tsa staff on duty came across a real surprising set of bones within a ceramic pot that the passenger had purchased was a human skull right um the traveler claimed they had no idea there were fragments of human skull within the pot what the [ __ ] i mean it's this weirdest thing in the world alaska is known for its vast wilderness and at juno international airport the tsa agents see a lot of carry-ons containing aspects of nature or wildlife from the region unfortunately one man tried to bring back a little too much nature with him on the plane tsa agents found a bag full of what looked like nuggets of dirt on closer inspection they discovered that the large bag was filled with moose poop and that the passenger was taking it home as an alaskan souvenir the tsa had no regulations in place that forbids a passenger from traveling with animal feces however there are policies in place against intense odors on airplanes using this guidance the tsa confiscated the bag of moose poop and the passenger had to go home without his bag full of moose souvenirs oh devastating stuff man devastating i found the word poo so funny you know what the couple traveling back from a wedding received a unique thank you gift apparently the groom and bride thought it would be a good idea to have their party favors be wedding themed hand grenades there's a lot more problems with this but the biggest problem is that when two grenades or any explosive device shows up on a tsa monitor they immediately have to bring in the bomb squad wait so they don't have to bring it in for one bomb squad even though the grenades were fake they still looked very real on the monitor meaning that this wedding favor caused the evacuation of the area until the bomb squad could verify there was no threat just as a rule of thumb don't travel with anything shaped like a grenade or explosive in your carry-on fair enough tsa also has to deal with people deciding to travel with inert explosives funnily enough the tsa won't just take your word for it and that the explosive is inert instead as one man found out they have to call in the bomb squad to verify the explosive is not dangerous then they will confiscate it and you'll be in a lot of trouble remember theo baker once got um stopped because he had explosives on him wait theo baker yeah i think he'd been to like a maybe like little firework i don't even know he might let him fire or something but he had like traces of explosives on him so they had to get all the security down it's literally not even interesting what that's very interesting no but i've i thought he had like an actual something in a suitcase or something well you thought theo baker took a bomb you're saying yeah but you're saying he had traces of what firework dust on him that's so nice yeah but he's explaining his shoulder was explosive so they had to get i thought that was interesting harry yeah well thank you i appreciate it i appreciate it i'm on up then i'm an up it's right big up scrooge at hawaii's lihue airport someone tried to bring in an entire rocket launcher through security oh that's the type of [ __ ] that i want to hear that's what i do it's because of situations like this that the tsa has dedicated entire social media accounts and websites to inform people what they can and cannot bring in their carry-on luggage well that was fun well uh now you know don't take a rocket launcher or throwing stars harry do you go off through airport sensors all the time now or not yes like there's about 70 at the time yeah it's because your ass is the bomb oh i've stopped [Laughter] [Music] you

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Published: Sat Oct 30 2021