Most Broken Game I've Played All Year

sin unit oh this is like phasma it is phasmaphobia it is literally just phasmophobia with titties that's just what phasmaphobia needed this is a pretty shameless spasmophobia ripoff i i respect it all right let me check it out luckily it's only 16. wow okay the prices on these games always [ __ ] shock me sixteen dollars for the asset flip i always feel just so gross paying that what are the chances that this is the best game ever made i'd give it like a seventy percent chance is the best game i've ever played in my life i think the odds are in its favor all right let's get scared what the [ __ ] who who was that at the top left did i activate a face call or face facetime arrive to the haunted location wow i look very cool this looks like the kind of guy that would roofie you at a bar i also don't know what's going on with my chest it's like i'm ripping it off to reveal the superman symbol who the [ __ ] is this hey hey now we're cooking all right i'm ready not bad the developer knows what knows what gamers need some good old vitamin b vitamin booba let's go oh i see her get blasted yeah take this dump the water maybe this can't see the bed over my breasts so i know that we're dealing with an anime ghost but how do i fight that like a holy katana or something oh i can throw this at the entity to make it disappear there she is i can see her through the door you're not fooling anyone you suck at hiding okay she's not thirsty an alien egg wait what where oh there it is good work this guy's a [ __ ] pro this is not his first rodeo oh there she is cursed anime lady do you have anything that oh [ __ ] it's not a knockoff phasmophobia it is a shameless rip i i wouldn't even say knock off of course i'm going to moist meter tokyo revengers well this is this sucks if there's something to do in it i think it has potential to be a very shitty fun game but not much here oh it's cold down here i heard something emf readers off the charts okay i think that's enough of this good work though donald we did our best there's nothing to [ __ ] do in that game they stole everything from phasmaphobia except a purpose don't hate my music taste what i don't get it it looks pretty cool though even got shrek groovin here okay about this game you're sleeping have fun listening to your favorite music and creatures that hate your music taste appear deal with them i mean you can just play your own music on any game you play right the world reacts to the playing music okay all right i'm cute you've got my attention i highly doubt that this works but okay i have some mp3s on my computer sure sure yeah a plug-in 2019 guy here see how that goes this is the song i put in there get this hater away from me i don't think the music is reflected super well here i'm pressing too it just doesn't work yeah i think it's gonna just act like this with every song well i don't know what i was expecting i knew it wasn't gonna work but i'm still even shocked at this at least it's able to play the song what song is this this is actually from a youtube oh he's not a youtube artist exclusively but his name's lamprey he's a one-man band he makes bangers oh it actually did respond to that that guy's hitting the gangnam style over there domination is a first person horror action and story game where you get involved in conspiracies about the reptilians say no more i'm in that's all you had to say to me i love reptilians man of every conspiracy ever i think reptilians is towards the top for me it's so good i [ __ ] love the reptilian conspiracies oh this is an eight gigabyte game holy [ __ ] i mean look at these reptilians though you even have a t-rex here like jesus christ dinosaurs are involved this is serious business oh this is exciting i bet mark zuckerberg makes an appearance all right game time let's run it there's only one achievement for this game i like that open your third eye oh didn't expect that they were without their wounds reptilians known to eat wombs check the evidence and the file all right where's that [ __ ] at do you dare to continue oh boy i don't know if i'm ready for the truth what is this text box down here oh there's fall damage oh god all right rough start the reptilians got the best of me with that tree oh my god i have to run all the way back guess well i don't really need to open the door i can kind of just walk right through it i'll open it though just be polite though i don't really need to find a tool i can just walk through it speedrun strats oh thank god oh all right good good good uh the door was not [ __ ] around this time the door just blasted me okay i will open it normally this time i i was definitely not ready that time these reptilians have really booby trapped the place like home alone out here okay how do i uh how do i beat him come on duh you son of a [ __ ] all right this door is it's pretty strong this is a pretty tough boss battle okay all right this is getting tough this is getting very tough i haven't even gotten to fight a [ __ ] reptilian yet i don't want to give up on this game oh we're [ __ ] in it now baby it's tough you hate to see that you hate to see that there's three other doors in there and god damn it they're not playing around it actually might be maybe i have to shoot the doors to stop them nope okay we're in a bit of a pickle here just go to the sewer objective no the objective's not complete i'm at search the subjects house or suspect's house the sewer objective was go to the sewer but what i think i can do is since the second part of this takes place right here maybe i can clip downward and nope how i just did a [ __ ] fresh new game and i can't pick up this pistol man this game is like super [ __ ] i i i already have the pistol i guess dora's just gonna kill me again i already know it yep this this is the most broken game i think i've ever played holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] okay i'm gonna i'm not giving up on this i'm gonna find a way i just need to find a way to clip in there because i won't be able to oh almost okay hold on all right we're in we're in every door kills me though so i have to be very careful [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] i'm going for it okay okay well i get lucky oh my god i'm a [ __ ] genius actual galaxy oh but i didn't trigger okay no we're good find the sewer we're [ __ ] good i need to find a way to clip underneath now because i won't be able to go out through the front door i'm an actual genius oh my [ __ ] god actually highlight real [ __ ] game has been saved baby now i just can't die getting to the sewer and we're good does the sewer even okay you know what i'm looking at the let's play i don't think anyone else in the world has played this though thanks to tier one glass jackal and resub harito okay so i just outright went the wrong way i think once we get to the sewers it is smooth sailing okay so it looks like the path was to the right i can't open it because i don't have the crowbar i imagine i can phase through it yes all right we made it [ __ ] yeah okay looking good i don't really want to explore because i'm worried that any of these buildings could kill me so i just want to make it to sewer yes that's big we had to work our ass off for that jesus christ holy [ __ ] but we did it uh i'll just walk through the door i don't want the key i'm good thanks i don't understand how they didn't accidentally find that none of the doors have collision i can even see collision boxes around this thing here speed run all right we're cruising i haven't seen a single reptilian yet hopefully that'll change here this looks like where the reptilians would hang out what are the odds that the electricity does no damage i give it like a sixty percent okay there we go hmm okay does anything like anything at all in this [ __ ] game work jesus christ sometimes your character just like [ __ ] breaks his own ankles and dies on the spot just doing nothing spread oh my [ __ ] god hey thank you for the read [ __ ] yeah you came during a great night i'm playing one of the worst games ever made i hope you like reptilians that really feels like where i'm oh my god i hit the ceiling oh jesus [ __ ] christ how did you even die the game just doesn't function right so pretty much everything in it insta kills you it's hard to explain it's truly a disaster i'm not giving up i this game has an incredible story to tell about reptilians got oh my lord have you even seen a reptilian yet not yet but we will how did that door not kill him every time i touch that door with even like one [ __ ] molecule of my pubic hair i died he's absolutely just gonna clip i think somehow that does not look good i can't hear him over the chaos what somehow i did it so the sparks just didn't okay i'm gonna try going from that same angle so he was okay i'm gonna try and take that same angle it looks like the sparks maybe don't hit you on that side of the box i'm not quitting and reloading i don't trust this game i can't not be on the final box i can't reach it from anywhere i already tried this barrel doesn't reach well actually i might be able to reach it here okay i've got the strat though i can i can squeeze in at the back end this is a big discovery okay pulling the lever also kills me okay what the [ __ ] he's just straight up so he goes exactly where i go and then just straight up jumps on the box like he [ __ ] owns the place okay hopefully i'm not gonna be fighting anything because all my weapons are gone oh and i've now pulled just a shotgun out of midair i guess that was just up my [ __ ] in my my [ __ ] prison wallet i guess i'll take it jesus let me up well chat was right what's this what the [ __ ] that was the whole mission what's this what the [ __ ] that was the whole mission all right we're cruising do i finally get to fight some [ __ ] reptilians i don't really want to clip through this again but what the [ __ ] what where am i supposed to go arrive the way to what were we going to partake in this activity just start [ __ ] cannibalizing these people damn i missed the feast [ __ ] is that the twist i'm the reptilian the whole time yeah let's go are you [ __ ] serious man the blue balls i am experiencing right now good lord this is a game about reptilians and you never once fight one well i guess maybe you do in the sewers if the sewers worked at all yeah let's go are you [ __ ] serious man the blue balls i am experiencing right now good lord this is a game about reptilians and you never once fight one well i guess maybe you do in the sewers if the sewers worked at all did that glitch or something or is that really well i can't wait for the sequel you know i bet i could speed run this game i bet i could get a sub 10 minute run on this game that that was that was rough that was [ __ ] rough holy [ __ ] that was a [ __ ] wild one

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Length: 19min 34sec (1174 seconds)

Published: Sun Sep 12 2021