MoistCr1tikal Plays Hogwarts Legacy For The First Time

the game's actually solid that's what everyone keeps saying but I watched a little earlier it seems so boring I don't know we'll see we will see what house do you expect to be playing maybe I feel like I'm the only one that isn't excited about this game well look at it of the people that are gonna play it I feel like I'm the only one that has absolutely low expectations of this game I'm just I don't know it looks so boring I don't know everything I've seen doesn't get me excited I'm gonna give it a fair shake down for the sake of moist metering but Sky I guess oh can I change hair let me see if I can let me see if I can do a self-insert looks like my Hogwarts Adventure is gonna have to be Through The Eyes of uh what's a character I haven't taken off the bench in a while officer Greg perhaps we're gonna dust off officer Greg do they have like a like a man bun oh true we could do James Corden that's a good idea [Music] do they have any cordon-like hair that's pretty close [Music] that's not a whole lot of customization there all right we're gonna have to use our imagination here it's James Corden I think the resub draw stuff Gooch Phoenix nuts the Messi been brutal and Martin it's a Pity we didn't have a bit more time to spend on spell casting I presume you've been practicing the Spells we worked I have Professor well I'm quite sure I've never seen anyone take so quickly to a secondhand wand you'll be a force to be reckoned with when you get your own thank you Professor fig I appreciate you working with me all the time [Music] no problem description of our location did not thought you're finding us I evaporated to more vaguely Define destinations than this though I confess I may have miscalculated slightly on my first try gave quite the Fright to some theater goers in the West End it's been much too long when I received your owl I must say I best not speak here Elias are why did we say we speak we have a start of term feast and a sorting ceremony to get to wonderful idea as long as your young child here doesn't mind me tagging along not at all sir after you ages since I've been to the castle would be good to see the old one of those invisible horses called that um what's her name Looney Laura can see I forgot that's what pulls these things right best rules [Music] was that not her name is it not Looney Laura what is it oh Luna Lovegood oh cool [Music] [Music] the prime drops after there's some foreskin's Stellar Mossy Carter once a week we've been Nanny Pollock and carbon [Music] glad I caught him before you left for Scotland just barely and who is your traveling companion a new student new yes sir ever heard of The Late Show school is a fifth year or the late late what the [ __ ] does James Corden host Jesus Christ has ever heard of anyone admitted to Hogwarts so late nor have I of course as the other fifth years will have been honing their magical skills for four years now the Headmaster asked if I could get her new students before the term begins well you couldn't have asked for a better Mentor Professor fig is not only an exceptional teacher he's also a remarkably intuitive and gifted wizard Mr ozric is prone to flattery I dare say it's one of the reasons he's risen so far chicken here's some starfish Sam the prime sex and a bit sad talking opinions differ as to how great a threat Round Rock really is although I've yet to convince my colleagues at the ministry I believe he is a significant threat and it was your wife Elias are who alerted me to his activities months ago Marion how she wrote to me about ran Rock before she died wondering what the ministry knew about his activities before I could respond I received this it was the last thing she sent me earlier it came to me via her owl but with no correspondence I can only assume that she had to get rid of it quickly to keep it safe presumably from randlock I cannot open it whatever magic protects this is powerful indeed it looks like Goblin metal that glow I don't see a glow oh he's got special eyes huge the Sharingan there's a five new Subs Again Sam and tier one Kobe in the prime wall fingers on Brad he said hey we are in the [ __ ] [Music] this is kind of loud Jesus foreign [Music] [Music] that down he literally just died again what about it surely there's a spell to bring him back pops a bit take this it's wicked World potion that stuff will write you in a second yeah give me give me a second actually well I can't bring up the menu yet lucky what happened poor George I can't believe he what the hell got into that damn thing attacking a carriage mid-air a typical Dragon would never professor sir where are we I'm not sure but that key you discovered was clearly a Porky an item Enchanted to bring whoever touches it to a specific place as you said Marcy Cameron dredging sweet I'm feeling better caviar boyley conveyor I would like some starfish we have no idea who created this Porky oh why there we go now I can turn it down just a little bit not much yeah that should be fine dialogue's fine it's really the other [ __ ] like the music and all the sound effects were super loud during that so I think that'll be fine thanks for fat drop dry kicks appreciate it man hope you had a good day I think seriously poopy [Music] how far did that Porky take us farther from London than the carriage Traveler somewhere in the Scottish Highlands sir those ruins the porky was meant to lead us there I do this has not been the day either of us expected but Miriam sent that Porky to George for a reason and I believe that she and now George died in pursuit of whatever it was meant to lead to if you're sure you're all right and wouldn't mind indulging me I'd like to have a look around absolutely sir good let's see if we can find a path did it may be this guy talks like he's reading a story to me like he's like reading straight from a book mind your step it's a tier one little in the prime factors your wife got the poor kids a good question he is searching for evidence of a long forgotten form of ancient Magic oh he moves with me cool yes a powerful magic wielded by a rare few that seems to have been lost to time Hogwarts Castle was built by and is itself a stronghold of that ancient Magic I don't know where she came into possession of the pork keep but I am certain it was to do with that search ah there's the path down below this way no way Professor I know a shortcut maybe not there's an invisible wall there is gonna try and like shimmy my way over I'm a little Speed Run strap why was your wife searching for evidence of Lost Magic Miriam wanted to understand why such powerful magic disappeared from The Wizarding World spoke of the good it could do but magic is no different than any power what really matters is the one who wields it is that ice it's not cold enough here it appears to be a sort of Enchantment someone wanted to block this path let's see some of that one work you were practicing focus on the center it's an original regular windy and Shocky [Music] huh dartfish and Prime bucket that that's rougher than I expected your WonderWorks improving with every cast thank you sir damn I got Aimbot here what the [ __ ] I shot that through my own skull that had a pot behind me oh we're close now it's just ahead thanks Teresa delix Daddy and firms hey congrats on winning that giveaway ghost I don't know what the Dual links giveaway was but congrats repair bro [Music] hope you had a good day [Music] you should taka and Prime India [Music] why would someone I suspect they valued their privacy that Porky led us here for a reason let's have a look around for anything that seems out of place [Music] all right [Music] what's this professor this statue this may have been his home well maybe I I don't see why he'd make a statue of himself in his own home though that feels tacky that Enchanted crystallized Stone again what's Chris Rose why would someone have conjured that Enchanted Stone here and how is there a room behind it what room I don't see anything there's that glow again like the glow on the porky container thanks recent Berry what in Merlin's name is Richard death in EA where are we don't believe it hello [Music] it can't be [Music] James Gordon huge fan I love your carpool karaoke [Music] welcome to Gringotts Wizarding bank is a bun Brian puller precisely the key the White's Pokey oh yes of course [Music] this way then after you [Music] keep your hands inside the cart if you don't wish to lose them 50. where's newt scamander how many votes are there in fact you'll see quite a few on our way to vote number 12 as we speak we're just beneath the main Lolli the vultures see now we're the newest a private entrances to the bank common at Gringotts they are most uncommon only one with great wealth or power or both could have arranged for such a service a what that waterfall washes away all enchantments it's a security measure experience the thief's downfall before have you heard these are the lower levels that we're passing now how deep are we going box number 12 was commissioned shortly after Gringotts was founded over four centuries ago it resides in the deepest part of the bank settling with quite a distance to go he's impersonable and chalkboard okay permanent Rock in the prime dim vote number vote 12 is momentous day hmm on your way Professor the ombud that God was wearing was glowing like the glue you saw on the porky container no darker I saw that same glow in the dragon's collar yeah what was that we were just wondering about that Goblin back there did he watches over the oldest section of the bank rare anyone goes there anymore Victor there's some Luke and primewoven [Music] when was the last time this Vault was accessed a goblin has been stationed at my desk for hundreds of years in that time no one has visited vault 12. until today wow special day special day bulbs 12. thank you for your help what do you suppose we should be looking for I'm not sure sir I wonder 12 indicate that I am to Grant access to the holder of the key and then close the door wait sir to a certain did let me think there must be something here Revenue perhaps revelio yes a revealing charm no time like the present let's see what we're missing shall we ready your wand and focus huge get revealed [ __ ] that closer and try again I imagine I only have to do that once when learning the spell yeah suppose you see a weight too I do Professor that symbol has the same glow as the one I saw on the porky container if what you can see an idea say we are about to just lead the way hmm [Music] it's a Decker slash spy this is no ordinary Vault I suspect we will need to earn our way out of here what do you mean earn our way out to test I do but to what end I can't say stay close there will be no disapparating if things go poorly not out of Gringotts [Music] foreign what is it glow again but on the floor what when I moved towards the globe it suddenly seemed as if the ground was swirling about are you all right yes sir I'm fine you seem to have caused the floor to change that statue what statue I see some sort of statue but only is a reflection in the floor what does it all mean revelio I presume reflected in the floor it is the reflection's still there but the statue's positions don't match wait when you moved the reflection turned in the direction of the light Fusion cast lumos resolution firefight lumos well done now the reflection is turning towards me it does follow the light I'm a [ __ ] genius potatoes post Ed is this just for the tutorial or is it always going to give me like a spidey sense before I need to like uh Parry hopefully just for the tutorial oh it's always damn well I imagine it's just because I went on normal difficulty probably for like hard or whatever they're calling hard mode Ultra wizard mode or whatever maybe there they don't have it there's a prime serve Mickey and the resub major professor Professor fig Professor where are you this isn't Christianity oh wait lumos where am I supposed to go what's happening the Wisps of magic seem to be leading me somewhere oh I got you silly Ah that's where they're leading me you can turn it off oh God you gotcha okay revelio I suppose I'm on my own this time all right substoge I need to align these strategies with their reflections oh I have to do them all at once I thought it was just an individual thing seems I have no choice I'm going to have to fight my way out of here ladies and gentlemen John man Aya Steve is that the one I meant to use that on but whatever let's hold that forever I guess all right oh I didn't know he's another guy oh my lord they're everywhere lumos mom loves me Jason Connor and Shaq salad [Music] maybe subscene in the prime Shout uh there you are how did you what is this place I don't know but I found this floating above that basin that is no mere basin that is offensive Flame there is a dagger no I haven't seen the doorman stuff Follow My Lead [Music] Gandalf [Music] all is in place the porky as well hidden perhaps too well I wonder if the path we've created may be impossible to follow it will only be impossible for one who cannot see traces of ancient magic as I can your ability to see what others cannot will not be enough Percival we are entrusting the one who embarks on this path with Powerful Secrets men knowledge others these characters don't really have conversations they just vomit expositions what about the chosen one who's supposed to look at this ancient magic which is extremely powerful and extremely important the responsibility that accompanies it may've done all that we can exposito true a Perpetual exposito spell that's what you're seeing glow the surrounded them yes sir astonishing can I see Magic traces a little [ __ ] magic to be precise the magic that Miriam had always believed existed could never [Music] Miriam and perhaps George died in pursuit of knowledge that has been dormant for centuries and you it seems are the key to understanding why we were the difference in it did a moment ago someone's coming who were they I don't know but sir right Rock seems my reputation precedes me I was beginning to think no one was ever going to visit raccoons walks and why are you here no need for that just give me whatever it is you found here and we can let bygones be bygones sir they had the key to the vault and choose your next words wisely I I only meant that the instructions for Vault 12 were quite clear sir I must insist I was to Grant access only to one with the key and using telephone no I have no patience for traitors no where were we I'm not giving you anything hmm well perhaps your young friend well I mean to be fair all we found were some memories you can go look at him who cares it's not gonna help him he can't see the ancient Magic thank you oh [ __ ] Professor no close call oh fine sir I've never seen so powerful a goblin he seemed totally unaffected by my magic but you cast one spell are we it can't be it seems those who set up the pensive the locket and the path to both wanted someone with your ability to end up here come we have a sorting ceremony to get to ah it's a big day where's the prime wait and see and the reason Sanchez Vemma magic Bob Smith almond lays in the prime October the bit Saints and I don't know the Darman drama I think we shouldn't see her [Music] who's the composer for Harry Potter for the movies that is it wasn't John Williams was it [Music] oh it actually was John Williams man John Williams absolutely does crush it though [ __ ] does he have a single bad score under his belt [Music] use the five gift substone appreciate it man the prime pan fry from the Reese of slade and the prime bundu we said h9c and smelly 92 and still composing nah guys he's a [ __ ] goat he really is the Sorting ceremony him and Hans Zimmer I'm no expert but that seems more I need to study this locket as soon as I can but first I must contact the ministry they need to know what happened to George and be warned of ran Rock for the moment I ask that you keep all that's happened this evening between you and me of course sir thank you ready for the Sorting yeah I guess I kind of did make Ludwig hello students have you heard of mogulmail or I guess in this universe it'd be like muggle male or some [ __ ] okay that's a lame [ __ ] joke Jesus Christ just put me in Ravenclaw or something that's that was disgusting apologies Professor you're jealous black prepare yourself to meet the Headmaster fake nice of you to join us the Sorting sediment is over there were complications complications it seems the gobliners goblins like no type of rumors fig and I'm wrapped there's a Luke and master if you're lucky we might still be able to get you sorted this evening I'll be in touch [Music] hey what's up hey how's it going friends [Music] Professor we [Music] are we welcome you're just in time have a seat [Music] I ah yes a bit older than the others aren't you yeah you come here with preferences and preconceptions certain expectations I can't wait to start classes or I can't wait to explore legitimately the last thing I care about is classes I'm looking forward to exploring Hogwarts and the world beyond the castle and grounds [Music] indeed much can be gleaned by having an adventurous spirit but your professors have a great deal to teach you as well [Music] I wonder there's two on toast the prime cameras repellent sense of what is it during curiosity loyalty or ambition [Music] uh I guess daring sense of adventure I like to think that I'm not afraid of anything [Music] oh but you're brave at heart exceptionally daring undaunted by the unknown willing to forge ahead alone when you must perhaps you belong in Gryffindor [Music] does this matter known for daring bravery and chivalry that does not sound like James Corden at all the Sorting Hat doesn't understand James Corden whatsoever different house oh you get to just straight up choose that's not fun um Slytherin house known for cutting ambition and a hunger for power the James Corden it's just a hunger for misery so that doesn't work intelligence creativity and wit zero percent chance James Corden goes there patience loyalty and hard work hmm and then daring bravery and chivalry see their Hufflepuff or Gryffindor I guess I was the only two James Corden like almost fits but I certainly wouldn't call him Brave I'll just put them in Hufflepuff and your loyalty to a friend delayed your rival here this evening [Music] oh [Music] Hufflepuff is so [ __ ] this year with James Corden ruining all their points be clapping you clearly haven't watched the show The Late Late Show is one of the worst things ever made oh and Springs final this year's been canceled I did know there was no quidditch in this game so that's not surprising enough me you are here to focus on your academic Futures I'm sure you will have plenty to do before classes begin to tomorrow I said I'm sure you all have plenty to do before classes begin tomorrow so much attitude I'm Professor Weasley would you be so kind as to show our new student to their common room as I was saying I'm Professor Weasley pleased to meet you nice to meet you as well professor as Deputy head mistress it is my distinct honor to show you to your common room right this way thank you very much delicious Collins LD electric products no now here we are at the entrance to full puff come explain what to do but I hesitate to do it myself as one Arabs knock leads to being doused in vinegar most unpleasant you must tap the barrel two from the bottom middle of the second row in the rhythm of Helga Hufflepuff you've got it [Music] well done now go on in and get some sleep you have a big day ahead of you tomorrow I shall be back in the morning to collect you for your first class thank you Professor Weasley you're welcome I hope you enjoy your first night at Hogwarts sleep well you too good night what a nice lady [Music] looks like everyone's gone let's head to the common room lumos revelio I can cast spells in here huh I'm assuming there's like little hidden collectibles what's up nerds HIV lumos oh can you even pass combat spells on the cactus cool oh hello she's awfully Regal isn't she is that your owl I don't know who she is likely one of the hufflepuffs around here owls choose their own company anyway wait for the new fifth year quite the dramatic entrance you made not really I just walked out I just walked in late especially since everyone will be watching to see how much you already know you [ __ ] like repel through the window or anything I just [ __ ] walked in and it just happened to be late I'm really not worried I'm sure I'll be fine nevertheless it is rather unusual you must feel terribly out of place of course presumably as a hard-working Hufflepuff you'll prove yourself in no time I'm hard working too as you might suspect sometimes I think I should have been a Ravenclaw didn't ask either a searing wet at least people have always told me so I'm Lenore by the way Lenore Everly well mustn't keep you you've such a lot to do it was nice meeting you Lenora of course there are storms in the prime emperor in the resubs food and Prime roux uh not really Sylvia just hasn't started yet hello Adelaide [Music] what's wrong oh hello there you're the new Hufflepuff yes I'm Adelaide pleasure to meet you nice to meet you too is everything all right oh yes what spirit is in the background over there that's it from my uncle so tell me I've been hearing a lot of ghost was that were you really nearly gobbled up by a dragon that one is true not the typical start to a new school that's Dreadful well I'm glad you made it here alive well anyway I imagine you have lots to do I hope you have a wonderful first day thank you Adelaide be seeing you of course and good luck man Hufflepuff got the worst ghosts roaming their quarters what what the [ __ ] is this guy even doing here can I talk to you like what's what's your story this guy looks so goddamn sad but Lord give me nearly headless Nick or something not that guy you don't need to be frightened little cat I can't quite reach come on he went that way hope they can catch him big castle for a student to get lost in let alone a cat I'm sure you'll find your way all right I mean it can be a bit overwhelming at first I still get lost sometimes welcome to Hufflepuff by the way really glad to have you in our house I'm Arthur Hey Arthur nice to meet you was that your cat no one of the first years I think don't have any pets of my own unfortunately my mother doesn't think too highly of them especially magical ones I'm sorry to hear that I think magical beasts are rather incredible there's nothing about coming to Hogwarts terrific I thought they were only pictures and books before well Dad did bring home a puff skin once mum was Furious anyway I better go make sure the first years caught that cat don't want them to be late on their first day nice meeting you Arthur and good luck finding that cat thank you try not to get lost in the castle yourself I'll do my best is the new half out of bed yet Professor Weasley's waiting for them outside the common room surprise good morning I trust you're ready for your first day at home no I quit actually I've been dreaming of this day for a long time can't believe I'm here well you are here make the most of it you only have one first day at Hogwarts joining us as a fifth year you'll need to catch up with your classmates and not fall behind especially as you'll be expected to complete your owls at the end of the year owls owls yes your ordinary Wizarding level exams they will determine what type of career you can have when you leave here after much discussion with the Headmaster and the department of magical education at the ministry we've devised something extraordinary to ensure your success oh here you are [Music] mats rags and and business what is it it's a Wizard's Field Guide it will help you to keep all that's expected of a fifth year you would be wise to take full advantage of this exceptionally valuable resource [Music] thank you Professor but what do you mean it will keep track of what I'm learning perhaps seeing it in action will answer an answer and walk with me and we shall put it to the test well I I hate to be a nuisance here but can you pick up the pace just a bit here the guide will give you a uction Jesus Christ Professor educate Unstoppable Force I certainly would have appreciated something like a field guide when I was a student using the guide will also train you to be alert to your surroundings do keep up simply cast reveillo on it and we'll see what the guide says revelio [Music] some dishes like pickled dirigible plums are likely an acquired taste are these like a monster hunter do these meals give you bonuses or is it just for fun I wonder [Music] [Music] clever isn't it [Music] unlucky [Music] ah good timing perfect opportunity to show you how to use blue flames to get around a bit quicker your Field Guide contains a map of the Castle open it up and find centralism Greece [Music] [Music] I think he's a Reese Empire and here we here we have quite the Time Saver these stairs lead directly to Central Hall not really a Time Saver right wasn't weren't we just upstairs you can get almost Professor Weasley's dementia is really kicking in pretty quick Jesus Christ that should be all for now you'll be expected to attend both charms and defense against the dark arts classes today and I'd like to be sure you get to hogsmead as soon as possible to replace the supplies you lost on the way here sounds good thank you Professor Weasley a lot to absorb on your first day how can I apply to be the hall monitor happily your professors have agreed to create additional assignments for you outside of class you'll be up to speed in no time judging by your Adept use of revelio earlier I'd say Professor figs succeeded in at least showing you the basics you did Professor he's been terribly vague as to the events preceding your arrival specifically about what happened after that awful dragon attack my suspicion is that there's more to the story than a search for belongings and an extended trip up to the castle impressive intuition Professor Weasley exit Prime for wrote in the Reese of zervonica Slum chroma Disney Luke and the prime John we did take a bit of a detour on the way here ended up exploring some ruins and I shouldn't say more exploring ruins well I presume Professor fig has his reasons for keeping the details to himself for now speak of the devil Professor fig your ears must have been burning oh yes you seem to have provided our new fifth year with a solid foundation in the basics of spell casting ah I'm afraid I can't take all the credit there professor they've a rare aptitude for magic it seems hmm well I'm just glad you both arrived in one piece perfectly good boats and carriages to Hogwarts and you chose to fly in the path of a dragon I wouldn't say I chose the dragon's path professor rather unfortunately it would seem that it chose us very well enough chit chat I need to get to class myself hello Professor Weasley to explain the details of the field guides map good luck today I thought you were leaving you Jesus Christ Field Guide I get a professor weekly please valuable to you stop interrogating me I'm not hiding anything oh to me as I'll be using it to keep up to date on your progress yes Professor come and find me in my classroom after you've attended both classes today and I'll explain more about those assignments I mentioned and we'll see if we can't get you to hogsmead for those supplies I'm sorry scram all right now that she's gone we can talk about cool stuff like tits let's go professor it's good to see you professor and you I was hoping our paths would cross today before you immersed yourself in studies did I hear you and Professor Weasley talking about blurring ruins yes sir buttons who will say Ricky I think she suspects we're not being married yeah as well Professor Weasley is a brilliant and astute witch it was right to keep the details to yourself for now we don't know where this path we've embarked upon will lead it may require a bit more flexibility with your time than she would approve of and she may feel obliged to share details with the Headmaster that would be better left between us understood Professor good now I believe the ability you possess obliges you to be well trained happily you have the benefit of an exceptionally skilled team of witches and wizards to guide you speaking of guides and so that I may avoid Another Not So subtle proof from Professor Weasley why didn't I show you the clever enchantment we included in the field guides map unfold it and have a look [Music] thank you the map is Enchanted to help you find your way this will be incredibly helpful thank you thank you I give quite a day ahead what with classes and a trip to hogsmeade for supplies including your own wand you'll enjoy Mr Ollivander he's an exceptional Craftsman and a good friend I shall reach out when I have more information about her mystery mysterious locket for now focus on your classes and pay attention more than your owls May hinge on the magic you are able to master Within These Walls all right finally there we go hello peers ah a flu flame my young friend what who said the oh my God it's an evil spirit this is the prime King Kaiser and the Reese of Alex nice Jackie and thanks for the bit stojin [Music] I believe gods Professor Hackett perhaps you'd be good enough to blast each other to pieces on your own time I get new students every year but I only have one hebridium black skull it was a token from the great poacher raid of 1878 no doubt you've heard of it who could forget no you may be asking yourself how an old woman like me single-handedly took out the largest poachering in eastern Wales and lived to boast about it well you can't kill someone by just knowing things you also must be a capable fighter to use it there's very little the hands of dark Wizards more times than I care to remember levioso Leviosa a levitation a surprised opponent has a weak opponent care to defend yourself master Pruitt no one thing I've learned as an unspeakable is the value of Simplicity especially in the heat of battle now let's practice what we've just learned starting with something small [Music] is this the same spell from the movie that Wingardium Leviosa why did they change the name that was iconic it's [ __ ] up cam hiding dialogue options why are you whining about that there's two dialogue options and neither one of them mean anything you're missing nothing no it's a different spell okay good [Music] let us begin with the basic cost see how the dummy deflected your cast this time cast levioso first then the basic cost remember a surprised opponent is a weakness huge combo very good but the best way to practice is by dueling we'll start with YouTube dualists Take Your marks time for a proper Hogwarts welcome now I want a fair cure using only levioso basic cost and protego you may begin [Music] I played Dark Souls nerd get out of here man this guy sucks Jeepers Creepers die not bad for a beginner you give as good as you get I put you on the spot and you Rose to the challenge points to Hufflepuff thank you Professor Hackett glad to have the opportunity to practice if what I've seen today is any indication we can expect great things from you I demand Excellence from my students they are capable of achieving some things Sonic and the Prime Dark Wizards or as ever more likely goblins is a different kettle of grindelos entirely understood Professor so I'd advise you to keep practicing whenever you can perhaps Mr sallow will have some ideas for you again well done today I shall reach out soon with additional assignments please duh all right I gotta pee and fill up my water real quick I enjoyed that well that duel was quite something everyone will be talking about it it was certainly good practice practice it felt more like I was dueling an expert Sebastian sallow by the way didn't expect a new student to be so Deft with a wand then again perhaps this wasn't your first duel I'm a goddamn fifth year student of course it's not my first duel why it's not even a mystery I've jeweled enough consider yourself lucky I held back huh fair enough you owe me an honest Jewel when you aren't you know you might be a perfect fit for a certain exclusive unsanctioned dueling organization exclusive and unsanctioned Count Me In excellent knew I was right about you if you want to get the most out of your time at Hogwarts you're going to need to break the rules now and then couldn't agree more sneaky into the restricted section of the library you just have to be clever enough not to get caught thank you Sebastian I'll keep that in mind good pleasure chatting with you I'm sure I'll see you soon perhaps somewhere unsanctioned we'll see if your performance today was sheer luck or actual skill look for Luke and Brad will be near the clock tower entrance if you're interested Big Ten Four I've got you Big Tuna I've always said the travel broadens the mind half of the [ __ ] I can interact with in this school is just food and snacks that I can pick up and eat there's a recent Josh nastiest people in the prime penguins and hairless revelio damn I thought there'd be something there is something hidden it's a cat Jesus Christ or perhaps this is a dark wizard spying on us like Peter Pettigrew when he was a rat sleeping in Ron's bed which is still really [ __ ] weird because I was a grown man in a rat's body sleeping with a child Professor Ronan tends to go one of it hello classmates yeah behind you there's an open seat here thank you hello I am Nettie nice to meet you so you are the new student have you met Professor Ronan yet Shall We Begin welcome to year five of charms now this will be a crucial year in your education on the art of charm work but I am confident with a passion requisition such a challenge right now everyone please open your textbooks but before we begin anyone here tell me the difference between the incantations of the color change and growth charms anyone anyone [Music] I am afraid it is too late to study now um by the seven months must have really taken a toll on you all by the looks of it you all spent your holidays practicing obliviate on one another do you even remember how to perform a basic summoning charm well it seems that we are in dire need of review everyone get into Pairs and take positions on opposite sides of the classroom now let's put those textbooks to use as they blunt objects you so believe they are and they turn summoning them out of one another's hands only one book will be needed per partnership Miss Dale thank you get into place now this is the five gift Subs fan appreciate it man and tier one Grandpa we subject Ikea that is not bad you are a swift learner I see a lot of potential but remember potential is nothing without practice keep added you might just rival Miss on I here very good everyone that's enough of that well as you all seem to have the basics downwards is an exceptionally lovely day I was thinking that we might have ourselves a little Excursion outside for a spot of fresh air after me thanks erisa murlocs and anatsu hi tier one Wonder I've always found that fun goes hand in hand with Mastery as I'm sure the Quidditch players amongst us would agree hmm right [Music] so why don't we have our newest students start us off very simply cast Akio on one of the Spheres relinquish your charm that's it too much too much too much excellent control there [ __ ] oh wait and bingo oh that's that's that's too much oh clean [Music] very good points to Hufflepuff but there's certainly no sport in playing without some friendly competition Miss onai would you care to give our new student a bit of a challenge come on up you'll be the blues just as before and miss onai you are playing red clear yes sir thank you recent juice in the prime kilo there's a wildflower [Music] ready when you are oh [ __ ] she's good [Music] but I'm better watch this yep man I feel like I'm playing the mini games in Pokemon Stadium no this is how it's done watch this oh [ __ ] oh Jesus Christ [Music] whatever even though oh no okay okay now that I know this is legal bang oh unlucky what happens now fight to the death it's a bit more interesting shall we [Music] thank you so interesting at this point I'll say the enough chatter Focus now you will need it oh my God she just settles it all oh my we're morphing into one what kind of spell is that this is didn't give subscribe good to see I hope you're having a good night [Music] Bang bang excellent control there here we go don't you dare don't you dare good that is how it's done [Music] not that one that one oh it's oh I flew too close to the Sun it happens to the best of us that's embarrassing I've got one chance here we're going we're going back here Cross Court nope I missed it I wanted to hit the one on the far left but I couldn't get far enough there's an invisible wall [Music] very good both of you well done damn classes dismissed gather your things on the way out didn't want to go too easy on you took me weeks to become proficient with accio took weeks for me to get anything right when I transferred here it gets easier I promise that's good to hear to put it lightly I remember how fast would hear from wagadu just before my fourth year my mother received an offer to teach divination here before I knew it we had left Uganda until halfway around the world at a new school in a new country well it's been nice talking and competing with you and with you ah I had to talk to you better not keep him waiting until next time until next time if you would you wanted to speak with me Professor I did I trust your first charms lesson lived up to expectation well an outdoor competition wasn't exactly the lesson I was expecting sir what charm is there in the expected Miss onai is a talented witch take it in stride one often gains the most it was a challenging Match Miss onai is always a fierce competitor though I sense that she is a bit distracted of late now Professor Weasley has asked that your professors give you instruction outside of the ordinary curriculum expect to hear from me soon regarding a special assignment that I am preparing for you gotcha oh I leveled up don't talk to me I'm busy or does that not do anything for me here's my gear foreign God that's done [Music] I'll keep the glasses on but nothing else [Music] not far enough soda couldn't tell you thanks to tier one golden you can't imagine how inconvenient where were you in the goblin rebellion of 1750. the minister for magic was Albert booth all right where's that secret dueling Club I'll go beat some ass this is the main one it's the astronomy wing can I I'm assuming I can track from here right yeah no it wasn't oh well fine I won't say my goodbyes I think's a bit silly we just said that I've come from the toilet bowl where she said I could swim did you practice your bowl as long as we're only one time per week I can plunge the boy's lavatory not for the mean Keys peers you'll make me late he tried to stop me did rancorous Jesus Christ a toilet magician but he failed us did his containment jobs so I took my revenge a [ __ ] Jester it was granted my privileges be handsome indeed or I'd fire up the cannon and so she agreed to draw up a contract with her not with him that if I behaved I'd have one weekly swing swing I'll get you for this man what in tarnation that has to be the worst magical entity of all time all he does is make little Rhymes out of being trapped in the [ __ ] he's the septic sorcerer that's cute could make it lucan's just over there what's this revelio lumos surely I can do something with that otherwise it wouldn't be glowing I'm not sure what I did to deserve that can I help yep asthean told me to see you about a club it's the vouchers for you that's all I need to know I coordinated Jules I've crossed once I do link club of sorts it's imitation early so you must have really impressed Sebastian he's a bit smack I'm flattered to hear that Sebastian's not a bad duelist either imagine it's quite something to see the two of you Jill how does cross bonds work exactly you I'm actually with other s and whoever is still standing in the end wins this is why of determining the school's greatest duelist once and for all and to liven things up the winner is awarded the prize interested big of course dueling's an entertaining Pastime I agree this so care to step into the ring get me in the ring let the fireworks begin but you're signing up we'll see about that I'm just gonna keep blasting Lawrence I didn't even realize there was a Dodge here that was just lucky coincidence one dead Jesus who you lit him on on fire Christ [Music] nice work Sebastian wasn't wrong about you there's strong competition ahead but keep this up probably Sylvia brilliant Count Me In I shall now it takes time to organize these deals but check with me later I may have something lined up for you again congratulations on your first crossed ones Victory well thought thanks Brad will be true handy resource indeed I'm most pleased to be included so that's how that works gotcha all right time to flu flame out of here

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Length: 87min 40sec (5260 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 07 2023