Moana explained by an Asian

in the beginning there was only Ocean and the mother Island deti whose heart had the power to create life and shared it with the world but many sought to steal the heart for themselves thinking the power of life and creation would be theirs and then came a shape-shifting demigod named Maui who stole titi's heart and without her heart Darkness dispersed and takar which means wild Karen fights Maui resulting in Maui losing his magical Hook and the Heart To The Sea Haya the demons are going to get you and kill you all and you will all receive an escapable death and we're uced to Moana who saves a turtle and the ocean chooses Moana to restore titi's heart to save the world oo pretty Moana where you at and the ocean's like well let's pretend this never happened and she drops the hot oh my B I'm a terrible parent Aus but I want to drown I know I know now Moana is the daughter to the chief of the island making her the next chief in line and despite her wanting to explore the ocean The Village has one rule to forbid anyone to go beyond the reef so as Moana grows up her father persuades her to follow tradition to give up her dreams on exploring and prepare to become the next future Chief good job guys what the you like my RZ and just when Moana accepts her role as future Chief the food is going bad and there's no fish to be found what if we go beyond the reef no one goes beyond the reef so how are we getting fish if there's no fish we'll eat you instead G bro you can use that boat and shove it up your ass he hates me no he doesn't he was you around your age he went beyond the reef of his friend but due to a horrible storm your father donated his friend to the fishies FK you so Moana sings a song see the LIE when I live with my parents it calls me and no one knows I lick my toes if I depart from my parents and leave them behind me one day I'll know if I'm a ho ye so Moana takes a pork C bacon Korean Barbecue To The Sea and discovers firsthand the ocean does not play around damn I whip my hair back and forth oh I lost my pork chop and with Grandma seeing it all she says she knows a spot and brings Moana to a hidden place where she finds out her ancestors are voyagers nuh-uh with voyagers but what the hell why' we stop Maui when he stole the heart a fire Caren awoke that's why voyaging became forbidden it's to keep us safe but Darkness continues to spread and will destroy us so you must restore the heart of Titi I was there that day when the ocean chose you this is [ __ ] bye hey chief what do we do we can restore the heart with this H beloo I should have pulled out a this this is just a rock no Aima Chief your grandma oh Grandma are you dead Moana huh grab him by the ear twist his man titty and tell Maui if you don't board my boat I'll leak your internet history so Moana decides she'll miss her grandmother's funeral and starts packing some Lunchables then the mom be like I wanted a son anyway try not to drown too quickly sweetie honestly what kind of mother allows her child to go to the ocean when Moana doesn't even know how to sail but I respect Moana and acknowledge her bravery for still traveling out to the Seas by herself so she follows Maui's hook like Grandma said h ah what the KFC it's okay you're my Chick-fil-A n GG's I'm out Wing Stop This is not like you if only I had a grill and when the Night hits moana's boat capsizes and this scene in particular made me appreciate Disney for not dumbing down the severity of the situation while realis ially showing how terrifying the ocean is just look at that Moana takes that [ __ ] head on now Disney could have made the ocean look old sunshine and rainbow since kids are going to watch it but instead gave a more realistic approach which teaches kids the ocean is not some tropical happy place so don't go messing around with it but Moana still survives thanks to plot armor and being the main character I was meant to drown you weren't meant to save me then Moana notices the fish hooks and learns the ocean brought her straight to Maui uh-oh he's coming Maui come on popyes we got to hide I waited a thousand years ah did I kill her oh she dead I ain't dead Big Boy square up [ __ ] come on don't be like that let me cheer you up with a song Wait the [ __ ] thank you bye-bye Let Me Out ooh food snack you want to see tazan okay as we then see how Moana survived the storm and was able to meet Maui N I am Moana and you will Resto you will restore the heart y AAR but the ocean throws it back and refuses to let Maui escape cuz it ain't part of the script but I'm still not taking a hot back fire Karen no thank you H but Moana knowing he's a people pleaser tells him nobody thinks he's a hero anymore cuz he stole the heart and cursed the Earth so she convinces him once he restores the heart everyone will love him again so they make a deal to find his magic hook beat fire Karen and restore the heart psych I will kick your balls worth a shot Maui then teaches Moana how to sail and tells her to follow where the water is warm it's getting warmer oh my go disgusting [ __ ] then upon arriving Moana sees Darkness destroy everything and everyone no Moana so they arrive to get Maui's hook but Maui looks down on her cuz she's a kid princess we ow huh wait no no no no Chom ah ew ew ew ew welcome to Australia m is that Maui's Fish Hook yeah Sicky sa Maui then uses Moana as bait to lure the monster that stole his magic hook aim howdy but Maui is Rusty and can't control his powers so the snail lets Maui know who's daddy and prepares to kill him slowly hey ugly you want this yeah me wants it me wants it we got to get out of here thank goodness he's a dumbass the [ __ ] oh you a scammer aren't you a Australia I believe I can fly yay please don't look at me and at night Maui opens up that he was yeed as a baby and he stole the heart to give to the people cuz he wanted love and validation that he never got growing up so Moana cheers him up by giving him some love and validation and big boy is all happy now he stops being Rusty and is able to control his powers again yeah Maui then teaches Moana to be a master wayfinder and together they're able to cross the great sea and arrive at teiti Moana Moana she gives Maui the heart and he finally confronts the fire Karen let me speak to your manager oh she is pissed what do you mean I can't get a refund do you know who I am I can't do it she's too strong so Moana tries to find an opening and straight up goes for it stop no bang and that's how you got a free wave pool back in the day Moana then wakes up and sees Maui pissed his Hook is nearly broken we can fix it without my hook I am nothing damn you hungry cuz you're not you when you're hungry the ocean chose me it chose wrong to I am out of here then the ocean's like let's bring a grandma back if you want to go home you are a failure so Moana is like yo I'mma boss up and do it all myself I Don't Need No Man hey Karen where you at square up oh my gosh is that glutenfree I want my pumpkin spice latte girl do I look like I sell Starbucks I will sue you yo Jokes Aside Moana is a badass doing all of that on her own well damn shotty I feel like my top four Disney characters would be Mulan Elsa Tiana and Moana but yeah feel free to comment your favorite Disney character so Maui comes back and uses himself as bait to distract fire Karen long enough so that Moana can store the heart of Titi and in the end Maui sacrifices his magic hook while Moana finds out teiti is gone wait it's The Karen hey Caren I got your refund you don't need a receipt I'm trying to be like Moses now despite the cinematography being awesome in the scene what muana says next is hilarious she goes this is not who you are this isn't like you Karen kitten don't be guy and her face is like damn she's right oh my gosh this isn't like me at all then Karen turns into Groot and restores the hot turning Groot into teiti so what the film is trying to teach us is that once a woman becomes heartless she goes crazy I'm I'm just kidding and teiti uses her powers to create life and destroy the dispersed darkness and they' be like thank you oh right thanks wait didn't you steal my heart [Music] F I'm sorry well I got you a new hook and after giving Moana a new boat she becomes an island again wow who knew Karen could be nice Maui and Moana then thank each other and hug it out cuzz they besties and Moana finally goes home it would have been dope if Maui came with her just to show her father proof he ain't a myth as the movie ends with the family reuniting and the father allowing her daughter to become a voyager with the village allowed to go beyond the reef again so Moana was one of the videos I couldn't upload due to copyright so in order to upload it there was a lot of re-editing and a couple voiceovers were edited out which is unfortunate but I will continue to do my best moving forward to make sure you're entertained and enjoy the commentary and thank you so much for 1 million subscribers cuz you guys are amazing and y'all stay awesome it's been your boy KC and yeah till next time

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Views: 682,710

Keywords: movie, moana, Disney

Id: DmDZ059IqDo

Length: 9min 7sec (547 seconds)

Published: Sat May 25 2024