Drunk Fighter Vs Karate Expert | Fake Martial Arts Masters DESTROYED

[Music] [Music] hello everybody and welcome back to a double concentrated undiluted dose of [ __ ] this is episode [ __ ] 50 who knows but we've reached 50 000 subscribers well done everyone now that's what this is all about thank you for your continued support it really does mean a lot to me so let's not waste any time standing on ceremony to begin i've got quite an interesting one for you it's a drunk fighting style versus a real karate fighting style now the interesting thing to take away from this is the fact that it's an arranged fight so pretending to be drunk kind of loses its uh it's a tactical advantage when you're aware that they're not actually drunk but let me not spoil a fear let's have a look sorry about the pixelation they had to choose between hiring a graphic designer to make that little uh little intro segment and actually getting a camera that isn't glued to the back of a potato battery but they made the choice and they live and die by it wow i can't claim to be well versed in the drunken fighting style unless of course someone skips in front of me on my line to get a kebab at the end of the night that being said does it not lose any tactical advantage of pretending to be drunk when they know that it's coming because when you're bobbing your head about they're gonna land a [ __ ] kick running your gob i'll say one thing though he's got the drunkenness down to a t because he's staggering everywhere getting lamped in the face and he's not landing any hits so he's really got the drunken aspect down to a t foreign [Applause] it's cool maybe the guy actually is drunk because he's eating those kicks like big bertha on cheat day oh [Applause] well there you have it the drunken fighting stars not very effective i'm going to give it two chee burgers out of 10. have you seen that jackie chan movie that's a [ __ ] banger man said internal bleeding yes please i might win this fight but i'll be [ __ ] glass for days and that's always a victory you ever see uh end to the matrix well this is and and to enter the fate tricks enter the end of the fake tricks let me [ __ ] write that down you just stop [ __ ] genius why do people keep on arming blind and deaf kids i've said it once on this channel before all right why is there so many blind death and lame assaulters in the world of martial arts you know they gave her a blind dunce an ak-47 and tell him to guard a door of course he's not gonna see the ninja guy come in he's blind he can't see his [ __ ] dick coming if there's ever some sort of civil war in japan my god are here many students going to be in for a surprise they're going to be first ones to die okay because they're going to walk up to a dude with a machine gun and they're going to stick the hand out and they'll look down and they'll be like boy i'm dead [Music] here's another drunk master this one instead on tick tock so you know it's going to be the pinnacle of charismatic tasteful content now he's supposed to be demonstrating the drunken master however me as a keen observer realizes that that's not what he's actually trying to do he's trying to create a new tick tock dance trend so he can pick up those underage wham and those underage tick tock women that that that is good currency as far as he's concerned what's up with all the [ __ ] warpy [ __ ] has he like edited it to try and make his gut go away i i don't i don't understand why it's warping so much unless he's channeling so much chi he's literally bending reality around him was there any noise to that video clip or perhaps i forgot to export it with the correct sound well actually he was moving too fast for the camera to pick up the noises by the time the sound reached the microphone he was already [ __ ] playing gta in the next room he was done he was out of there truly an impressive feat of martial arts skill wearing a sanitary towel to hide his identity in case people seek him down to learn the way of the [ __ ] martial arts expertise if you are wondering the secret to that kid's success he does have a tutorial on his channel where he explains how he was able to do such fast punching entitled how to do faster punching let's have a look you better still add your notepad and pen out you son of a party because there you go the trick to punching faster is to punch faster step two get the [ __ ] that's that's all that's what my sensei always said first you get the punches then you get the power then you get the it's been a long week it is the fifth degree black belt test for the bhujan khan and it's typically done in front of hatsumi i think that ninja guy in the back is a kind of real deal dude he looks like a character i made in the dark souls character creation screen he out here looking like [ __ ] sideshow miyaki in the old days but now he's training the 15th to give the test and you go up in front of the room in front of all of your peers and you kneel down and then a guy with a sword gets behind you and pulls the sword up over his head and is supposed to have no intention at that moment so you're not feeling anything from them and then they try and cut down and hit you in the head and you have to sense this and roll out of the way before it happens they're listening for the sound and the you know the the feeling of the motion behind them which is still impressive i don't really have an issue with that so much i mean it would be more interesting if they were using a real samurai sword then i'd be interesting to watch it you know like if he fails he'd get his head lobbed straight off that would be an impressive feat of skill but while you're here do you want to help me reach a hundred thousand subscribers it's the next milestone i don't know what else to achieve a hundred thousand maybe i'll reach in my lifetime and i'll die a happy man if everyone watching this video just hits subscribe then i'll reach a hundred thousand in no time it's a genius tactic ladies and gentlemen it doesn't require much thought i don't need you to sit behind me and hit me on the head with you schlong to make that for that to make sense come on it's easy easy logic but before you go uh but watch this video wow what a great video it is i don't care what you're doing if you're busy if your grandma's got in a car accident you're watching this [ __ ] video much love bye-bye [Music] you

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Id: 5U0SF7RzG9g

Length: 10min 8sec (608 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 18 2020