Minecraft Mobs if they had Jobs

what if minecraft mobs had jobs well today we find out from enderman mcmaking some mcdoubles to witches turned witch doctor these mobs finally hit the workforce with a salary to boot and we'll be uh borrowing some money from each of them to spend at the end of today's video to see what being rich in minecraft can do for us unemployment benefits nah i'd rather steal from people working so our first mob with a job is a demolition creeper this creeper works for a demolition company and he's learned a thing or two since his days in the caves but instead of just blowing up he'll drop tnt around and run away to safety look at him over there oh boy he looks like he's ready for it uh oh hey no no no okay so he's still capable of blowing up so we will need to be a little bit look at him oh my gosh he just placed some tier two down do we have enough armor for this okay we should be good bad i don't want him to blow up because i don't think we're gonna get a special item if we do get away from the tnt homie where is osha when you need them okay man man man man actually i could use you i got some areas i need to clear out around my house to be honest don't get too close we made a successful barrier around him all right let's check him out hey so we got some yellow money what are we playing monopoly and we also got a hard hat here i'm excited okay so how can we use this thing let's see got the hard hat outside of looking fabulous we can use it to explode on command while sneaking uh come again dude i want to check this one let me see boom nice whoa what if we just hold it oh my god i love i love um okay so it's prevents against blocks falling on me but does it prevent against me falling no it doesn't but yes while wearing the hard hat falling blocks will break harmlessly on your head let's test this out we've got an anvil right here that's going to drop right on top let's see nice yo legit just invisibles disappears gets unalived right in front of us fantastic we are safe gotta protect all those brain cells i haze all two of them hey i'm integerland whoa and in full mario fashion we can break bricks with our head for some extra oh oars i thought we were about to get some coins up and this was like i could use 100 of those get an extra life whoa lapis wow we got some ender pearls the weirdest auras i've ever seen look at this so cool we got a totem toba dying up in there too bruh wow i'm gonna start carrying this thing with me wherever i go this is amazing and some fire charges to boot yo that's hot our next mop of the job is the witch doctor uh oh the witch doctor uses her potions for good well good for the hostile mobs right she uses her potions to heal other mobs around her and she'll buff them with speed and strength potions hello hello hello whoa what are you i like your floating hat that was lovely okay but there's no mobs around so we should be good oh there's a summon baddies okay well that makes more sense so let's see how you buff them huh that's a that's a whole mess of mobs to be honest how you gonna do your thing which yes oh that is that is one way to buff them oh they are moving very quickly now and i think they're healing as well we've got a brand new map for download on the minecraft marketplace it combines minecraft but videos and 100 days videos into one project that you can experience for yourself search log.zip on the marketplace and download 100 days in minecraft but right now nice nice power stance i liked that moment there oh so we got some drops for the witch let's see we got some uh purple money oh that's not what i uh okay so we got the oh no i did it again thankfully we picked up the magic stethoscope first because we can actually use it if we put it in our off hand we can hear mobs heartbeats through walls if they have one what if they have a heart or if they have a wall let's spawn in a couple see what happens yes yes so off hand whoa whoa sick beat uh uh uh i am bad at rapping wow we can see mobs that are very far away uh someone uh get a doctor they've got cardiac arrest right now i think oh wait we killed the doctor whoops how about a dog with a job the police officer wolf yes the wolf now works as a police officer defending our fair city population one log that's it plus some mobs is that honestly worth defending don't answer that anyways wolves would chase down and arrest criminals slowing them and preventing them from attacking but we all need to tame our dear friend first you know those police they need taming from time to time or at least this one does specifically whoa he's got handcuffs in his mouth i love i love villager yeah that's right you better run he's been embezzling emeralds all right we're gonna have to take him out no that's not what i that that's the wrong criminal uh right here officer this is the one get him no no he's he he gotta how about a different type of criminal huh we're gonna summon in a criminal skeleton get him boys or get him boy whoa gliding yo straight up michael jackson i wonder why he went to jail all right check him out oh you see he had a quick change of heart he's like i could take on this copper did he just turn his head completely around good boy get the sheep too you know well he's obviously gone corrupt he's not going after criminals we're gonna have to take out the police officer wolf i'm sorry dude i'm so sorry oh he's so he's like okay with it he's like you're my master i guess if that's the way it needs to go i have to do it i'm sorry we need that money that blue money baby and we also got some handcuffs curious how we can use these things so we can use these handcuffs to arrest and transport hostile mobs by right-clicking on them ah so the wolf just wanted me to yes you're coming with me mister for the crime of stealing the occasionally invisible sheep man and uh you're coming with me too i just don't happen to like you that much evading arrest monster now you're really hitting the clinker no looking around villager can't save you you guys i believe in vigilante justice right where no one can see our actions our next mob of the job is the teacher b okay the teacher b being b brings your students out in nature for the class don't mess with her because she can summon a small army of her pupils if you feed her she'll drop something we'll find out honestly the b's got to go i mean her students in general they're not exactly over achievers they get nothing but b's no a's to be found okay and also her students happen to apparently want to kill me and you know that can be bad from time to time stop bat b where is the b oh no she's gone on strike legit she brought her friends we gotta get rid of the b yes oh gosh it's like student show and tell day or something i'll take that are there more yes come to me b yes indeed indeed that's stupid okay if you could die though that would be great because i'd like whatever you got for me yes see this is what happens guys when you kill teachers don't take that anyways still drop the legendary teacher's one ain't great for i'm keeping students rowdy and in line one hit with this thing will turn any singular stop into an experience orb whoa i love it yo smacking on students getting lots of experience for doing it see this is how they handled class in the old days they had a ruler and they just whack you over the hand ooh red knuckles alert i never experienced that i'm not that old ask your grandparents now guys we're collecting uh-uh a lot of money right now and i cannot wait to show you at the end of the video we're gonna be spending it on next up is the burger flipper enderman that's right the enderman's gotten a job flicking burgers at mcdonald's nice yeah i'm hungry for speaking up he will throw fresh patties right off the grill directly into your face this damages you but also feeds you whoa that is some very fast food okay let's see hey mr enderman hey i'm trying to whoa nice regular spongebob over here buddy can i have a burger please give me a boy oh painful i like the outfit though not oh he does not like compliments okay i'm just kidding it's ugly red is not your color stop stop stop this is not how i intended to go about my day all i wanted was a quarter pounder with cheese look he lost an arm he was so upset about the situation so we got some red money for that and it has nothing to do with the fact that he lost a limb the red has zero connect don't look into it but we also got an ender burger and apparently not only does it taste terrible like a course fruit but about 1 million times stronger it teleports the contents of your stomach making you super hungry but you can eat mobs by walking into them come again that sounds amazing hold on a second let's summon uh some uh bad guys or maybe some good guys as well we're gonna summon one two three four five one two three four five i'm gonna eat on it boy all right let's see oh gosh that is yes it is i am i'm famished that was a lot of movement we're over by the teacher's house we got to get to those creatures so we can feast on them instantly come here bats boom hungry hungry hung grigri great so good and we i mean we can't leave any survivors behind you know what i'm saying this final one should do it yep look at that ooh massive speed boost for our trouble and a jump boost i ain't mad about that at all in fact i'm gonna grab a couple of these for the road still hungry um maybe not you've been spared the lawyer iron golem is our next mob with a job he will defend his client at all costs even if that means throwing the table at his opponent just hope that his next opponent isn't you okay well we're going to summon in our lawyer iron golem look at you wow looking fresh where'd you get that thing okay that's not i'm not the enemy here we are supposed to be on the same he's literally throwing the table at me okay how about instead we go for the prosecuting attorney yes if you guys could uh yeah that'd be yeah that's a much better idea okay where's my hard hat i might i may or may not need this okay i took care of most of the defense bear witness hey i'm on your team i thought i was anyways look i'm innocent okay i had no idea that okay we're gonna have to just handle this on our own then oh boy let's just there we go that'll keep us mostly safe okay good yes handled ah the defense rests ooh free furniture i like that as well as some gray money yeah we got a lot of money but what is this table about it can be hurled at mobs for massive damage where were you the night of the 15th hey stupid i'm talking to you okay clearly guilty gotta go capital punishment not even the judge could survive i might be going to jail here's a cool job the scientist villager all right well this guy will research new emerald-based technologies in a laboratory he's in cahoots with that previous villager imma throw the table no but seriously he's developing an emerald ray gun so watch out if you tried to take it from him though because it packs quite a punch yeah i'll be the judge of that mr scientist that is a nice looking ein okay well maybe he's not that you know okay hey uh we let's talk about this whoa what are you shooting at it whoa cool effect dude that's pretty sweet all right aye big damage eat the table the terrible's got it oh that was fast hey we got all that money though these videos justify killing it's okay it's minecraft don't look into it so much we got the emerald blaster and we can use it to transform mobs into emeralds large mobs like villagers will become blocks and small mobs will turn into just plain old emeralds and sometimes mobs just turn into dust okay i won't see that hey mister boom wow nice okay keep on going with the baby yeah lovely so those baddies became dust this guy um you are what you love what's the saying anyways i'll take the emerald blocks thank you and these little waves yes i'm rich the defense rests why that's the wrong anyways guys we have so much money right now and we're about to be able to spend it all i cannot wait to show you or we going using this money for but finally the last mob thought baby zombies weren't scary enough the baby zombie works as a minor now aha minor minor hilarious once he's seen you he will use his pickaxe to break blocks and mine towards you you've been given some blocks in the chest to try and block him off but good luck okay i guess we'll find out together into the mine we go all right we're gonna be summoning in this baby miner zombie hey hey okay buddy oh i can't place okay well he's stupid he's looking at the fence post he's checking for the structural integrity of it so we've actually bought ourselves some time believe it or not yes it looks fine dude all right i didn't mean it it looks bad what do you want me to say oh whoa stop stop he's breaking the blocks bad get away okay bought us some time man oh man oh man brother man stop it okay we're gonna have to just kill this child things i thought i'd never say anyways you can go ahead it's okay no one can hear you scream here okay there's nothing you can do die die oh boy yeah oh and now he's running coming to the light child so i can vanquish you with everyone capable of seeing check it out i'll find a little bit siam money and a mining helmet honey we can wear this thing to illuminate everything around us and if we get too close to a mob or rather if a mob gets too close to us the light will shine so brightly that it will set the mob on fire yes built-in magnifying glass watch out ants and uncles well now that we've caused a massive labor shortage in the workforce it's time for us to spend all of our definitely not ill-gotten money on something very very exciting check this out all this money can be combined to craft them together to make a special new item y'all's ready for it or what it's called the retirement fund yes look at this fat stack i even talk about the beef either now that you're rich the game is much easier hold holy true words never been said uh hold the money in your off hand and no need to wait for crops to grow they will grow super fast now so let's hold this in our offhand and get to planting wow lovely i've become the ultimate farmer all it took was money apparently furnaces will also smelt items instantly let me see that they sure do oh hot diggity i like that wow higher dr whoa what is this about find out soon but apparently mobs won't attack you out of respect for the grind be the judge of that well they're also caught on fire but i think that's just my mining helmet yeah he he's just respecting he's about to bow down i love it finally you get unlimited emeralds in your inventory whoa i just noticed where did we get these well don't mind if i spent some of that huh higher dragon slayer hire an agent to slay the ender oh that was fast we could even hire a bodyguard to protect me all right hey how about it hey he's my new friend oh boy we can throw tables together get em boys i gotta watch out for my bodyguard 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Id: o5wklyU5j6A

Length: 16min 35sec (995 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 17 2021