Minecraft But Your XP = Your Age...

today our XP equals our age we're gonna go from a little baby to a toddler to a teenager and then we just get old and die spoiler but trust me you're gonna want to watch till the end of the video some really weird things happen I'm tiny why why are you making that weird noise babies always cry Josh it's the only thing they can do oh but it says at the top oh I see there's a chest below you jelly no there's not there's wood below me no I mean below the wood there's a chest there is a chest uh I'm breaking the block can I get it do I do I just let you get break out is there a chest below me really slow because well I I don't know hey oh yeah I can see your name what's in the chest jelly pacifier wait I just grew up jelly we now know how to walk you get you've got a pacifier for me as well look at it get off the hospital [Music] I think it's because there's a window we're supposed to actually get off of the hospital oh my God you're right we can just oh oh okay I'm trying to be careful here are you gonna jump I don't think I can reach that you can reach it oh my God I'm so lucky that there's hay here yay all right good job good job now we're out of the hospital well we need to get out of I mean it says H for yeah yeah but there's still a wall here that we need to get out of wait I got 90 . what oh you still got the slab from the crib oh I can't place it oh oh jelly the one place you're not supposed to place it oh yeah yeah okay let me uh grab some wood and see if I can uh look at me I did all of that I did all of that okay all right we're out I see a town in front of us Josh oh yeah yeah it says at the top so we're actually a child now but I'm guessing if we if we drink milk we're gonna turn into something bigger than a child pacifier in my mouth I gotta spit that one out first oh yeah well look at the size of that thing Jesus Jesus good job picking up again Josh I dropped it again listen we gotta find a cow and just you know get it straight from the Otters no that's not possible we need to get a bucket first oh that's usually what like babies and stuff do I know but these these child children Childers need to get a bucket I thought you were the Native English speaker okay well Jenny there's an iron golem over there we've got to figure out how to kill it as a child Josh I don't think that's gonna be possible like I can't even reach this okay well we can get up there if we make more slabs okay I've got slabs now nice job Josh should I make like a quick a quick sword that's right Josh that's a good thought I could speak your language okay we could do that wait I see there's a chest over here by the wheat let me check what it what it actually has in it I'll check this house oh no there's nothing nothing in there okay all right Jenny so what's the plan here how do we kill this thing we should wait I've got an eye an idea jelly let's make a kill hole below it and then I'll drop it down okay dig a big old hole just don't get stuck in it three I think three layers yeah three well actually just two right because it just they can't jump too high right yeah but then it could still hit us oh okay all right I'm working my way up okay jelly is the kill hole ready the kill hole is ready okay I'm about to drop the specimen are you sure it's ready uh it looks kind of good is there any chance it could fall anywhere else nope you sure a chance 100 all right here goes nothing yeah yay okay all right I'm slamming him in the face nice jelly you're gonna die little buddy hey kill you yeah a child's killing our Gollum don't you dare push me I I would but the Temptation is strong can we not drink golden milk oh hey you got it all right here you go that almost killed me how many did we get we got four Sports which will be enough to get a bucket okay we've got the the iron jelly oh you got the crafty veg okay you got it cut bucket okay well we can go find the cow now all right moo all right let's grab our bucket I just want to quickly test to make sure that this doesn't work well are you just trying to drink it straight from the sword okay jelly just just use the bucket please all right drink that milk all right check it to me oh yes give me that where Josh I can't guarantee you that was some good milk there we go whoa hey we grew up all the tests okay what do you think this is the school over here I think um oh my God wait is that the teacher hey teacher teacher we're totally not late to this party wait wait wait look at this map one plus one equal two uh correct three plus nine equal 3078. that's correct yes all right teacher what do we do oh you showed up late today again you have to craft an iron pickaxe and give it back to me an iron pickaxe so this is what it's like being a child in Minecraft okay Josh what oh iron's over here jelly Owens over here okay well do you have a pickaxe no okay well let's make one that name eighty okay and we can we can jump blocks now so that's kind of good oh right yeah we're big enough what have you got so far jelly I've got a stone pickaxe oh you do including a furnace and a piece of coal wait where did you get all that from dude I'm a genius Josh oh wow um well that was quick but do we get an iron pickaxe each let's just get an iron packet as he's just in case okay an Irish pack ax yes all right here we go now we still are like a little bit small have you noticed uh you're not usually like one block yeah I know but at least we can jump up kind of used to being small oh yeah true okay have you got it yet okay you've got yours I'm nearly ready for mine to Mr teach all right there we go all right we've got our own pickaxes jelly all right I'm gonna let you turn yours in first okay all right here teach your ego oh wait craft a flower pot we only needed to do we just needed to show him that we made it okay I guess we keep it Josh we need to get bricks right yeah I think that's got something to do with Clay can we can we just use these bricks what like I found bricks where right here there were two pieces here like in this in this little house you're breaking the school jelly Josh I don't think we can use those though because no because they're already made I'll keep it then let me Chuck some of this in the furnace well I'm feeling a bit like a a dumb kid to be honest because I don't really remember all right do you want to make it sure I'll make it I'll get to do something okay one two three flower paw all right let's go show teacher hey teach hey teach look at this teacher we made a flower pot wow an iron block this guy's a mad lap this is the most greedy teacher ever someone has to kill the end does he want us to kill the Ender Dragon too well we're at it it seems a bit extreme for a couple of children to do it really does uh and we're gonna need more iron okay I have two pieces I have one and then I've got one raw jelly I'm gonna put our flower pot down here just to celebrate Josh and what what I'll do you got a flower we remember the Iron Golem oh in memory of iron golem how much okay well he's dead but okay how much iron have you got zero you've got nothing I put it on the furnace John okay well I've got six because three more okay I've done it hurry up already one block of iron here you go teacher look how cool a cauldron I hate you okay wait a cauldron how do you make that I don't really remember but I feel like it's got something to do well it's really it's got something to do with iron right um well I would have already unlocked oh there we go I made it I just did it with the iron block hopefully yes oh wait that's what's the top of the door wait we've we wait we're in adolescent we've got an acne and a growth spurt and you can turn grass into Slime by shifting oh my God that's awesome and we go from home we go to the nether run away from home I got a graduation price dropped to use wow look at this dude what the heck daddy that's like a machine gun July okay but Jenny as as adolescents with a gross but we're gonna do what all young teenagers do and run away from home oh my God you're acne Jenny your face is awful oh my God okay let's run away from home also I think that this slime is like Snot that's disgusting also we're too tall I think so yeah it's a good thing I made this staircase bro we're so fun when we were children all right uh oh Josh nether portal are you kidding me yeah I see it did you just get new trousers jelly okay if we're gonna like this we need a flint yeah how do we get the Flint steel yeah it's an excellent question um you still have iron you probably do I have iron but I do not have flint all right I've got it jelly let's successfully run away from home there we go jelly why are we surrounded by gas I don't know let's go back I think we really have to go back yeah this is dangerous wait so what happened we travel through Time by staying in the nether well now we're an adult but we skip school so we can only work as a farmer all right I like farmers and I have a weird Little Beard Josh I think we need to make a hole and just farm at the Village all right wait so because we didn't get the school finished school we have to be a farmer that doesn't seem right that doesn't seem fair Josh it's totally fair look I'm farming it ain't much but it's hard work hard work does this count is farming to break this no today just planting is that part of our life now you know what it might be might be so right click no wait no it is break it again yeah we could hack it work is taking too much of your energies find a hobby we're now Hunter stuff Hunter whoa what the interesting what I'm gonna like kill pig I mean yeah oh my God oh we can hunt people yeah human being thanks although I can't fit in back to you some reason we're really big and we can't fit in the house up there yeah ah we are hunting we have become the hunters now that's right Jenny is it really is it really correct for hunters to just like Massacre like caged up animals is that really hunting um doesn't feel like it but oh well okay I'm doing a successful job at horse hunting horse hunting my favorite pastime yeah I really hope that our next task isn't you become a horse rider hahaha okay we've nearly finished hunting oh Josh kill the teacher oh do not kill the teach today we might need to teach you who knows all right got it all right ow ow I'm never tired I have no more tests but my back hurts we're old running hurts our bags care for your back what we've shrunk look at the beard bro y'all your beard looks awful oh my excuse me we went wait what ow why am I on fire take that see I don't know why uh oh I'm a two and a half hearts two hearts uh go take that I'll be there last elderly person here oh you good wait you're in recovery I'm in a hospital wait why did we both get sent to hospital I know maybe because you like almost killed me Josh oh uh it just says we're in recovery though maybe we'll be okay maybe we'll just come back from this it'll be we'll be fine we will be totally fine I've just realized that our XP bar is our age by the way why are you burning me in hospital I slapped you with the whack cane uh I don't think we made it jelly why did we die at age 70. yeah that's a bit early

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Length: 13min 48sec (828 seconds)

Published: Sat Nov 19 2022