Minecraft, But You Can Buy a $1,000,000 Sword

say goodbye to Minecraft's normal swords because today slicing through mobs will give us money which we can use to buy anything from a one dollar sword to even a one million dollar God Sword which will need to be my friends in the Ultimate Death Match can we do it is I've been training for this since I was 14 seconds years old what what did I just hear okay there you go I muted up Gamers we have a dollar and of course we have this sword shop portal the ultimate swordsman shop okay so I mean I don't know how to get money I think we literally have to like kill mobs but we first actually have to go oh my God to the shop everyone's gonna oh my God okay what can we buy for one dollar out of my way yo why you guys all here bro move okay everyone's literally just buying this Hoops hold poop sword oh my God I can shove it my not a poop sword are you kidding me I literally think it's the only thing we can buy there you go we are now officially broke yo watch out bro oh my God oh my God Izzy team Bro Team bro nasty man the hell is wrong with you oh my God yeah we just like pooped on the freaking shop okay that's awkward and whoa wait a second dude we can buy literally almost every insane God Sword this would cost twelve thousand dollars oh no okay we gotta go go go go okay there you go we're back in the Overworld and I see some cows okay so I think all we need to do is literally just oh my gosh wait a second yo our animations are insane I just accidentally stabbed them hey we got a dollar though sorry Mister dude literally in this video Gamers it's like basically your kill equals your money we just have to stab all these nerds oh my goodness there you go get a million dollars we're at four dollars oh here it is luckily Clifton pick it up let's just walk nah nah come to me bro okay what's up man what's up you don't get money from me I'm sorry Mr Chicken your life is only worth a dollar that's actually really sad and we're smacking him with my freaking poop sword ah yes some sheep my God wait I see a tower over there dude that could be really good maybe we can like start a raid once we get more money that would be crazy hey yo what's up what's up I have to see what happens I'm trying to make some money out of all the Death Match videos Gamers this is probably gonna be the craziest one I'm sorry horses I feel so bad bro I'm slaughtering them with a freaking poop sword bro that is actually so gross okay there we go we're at twenty dollars I'm pretty sure hold on wait a second I still have a little bit more durability left okay my poop sword is one shot and okay there you go yes let's go through the shop you're getting a poop song I have to get another one I have to get another one we got 21 what can I buy and a manga sword no I don't have enough for that double blade look at me oh my God wait a second spot the double-bladed sword yo okay we gotta buy this double blade double damage wait a second dude this thing looks so sick what oh wait a second no this thing is probably so overpowered the swimming animation is so funny with the double-bladed I have two two blades I want to shove in your mouth oh my God there's so many right here yeah yo this is crazy look me I'm like limping everything whoa wait a second this thing does so much damage it just bleeding every time I hit him once dude wait a second this actually might be insane double blade what what does this double blade get me yo it's giving me so much more money you should have locked the door you should have locked the door you dare try to defeat me dude this doesn't even feel like freaking Minecraft I can deflect the arrows I don't think I actually can die nerd okay there we go dude we're at 28 already yay okay wait I shouldn't have done that you know what Gamers let's grab some wood real quick oh my God bro oh I just got almost destroyed oh my gosh okay okay just back up yeah get destroyed Get Wrecked idiot a new way to bully the Iron Golem oh my God easy bro okay yo honestly we might as well make ourselves a pickaxe whiff is the only one that also got this achievement so yo we're actually pretty smart right here there you go we got an iron pick oh look at this 45 already hit 45 49 55 I'm almost close to the Susie sword I will spare you little one you know usually I actually like cut back and kill him but I'm actually not this time there should be some more mobs down here oh God deep slate oh okay we're good we're good oh my God there's a spider oh my gosh okay there you go join so I think all we need to do Gamers is get like I think a hundred dollars and we can probably buy the next thing oh my God there's diamonds I mean the goal is to get a million dollars for the million dollar sword but we still need armor bro which oh my God imagine some of these guys don't even have armor in the death match yo that would be so good for us oh the double blade is the next one follow the road come here idiot oh my god dude this sword is so sick hello Mr creeper run oh my gosh Mojang take notes this should be the combat update oh my god dude I just took down three zombies in like two seconds what and we hit a hundred dollars oh wait that's actually perfect yo let's go we're the only ones here yes I was right okay wait we could buy the Saucy sword or the magic sword block dude I have no idea man Frick you know what I'm gonna have to go for the sword Vlog I don't care if I'm broke magic sword blocked summons a magical block that stabs enemies for you no way wait you're telling me this thing is a living thing hold on let's go back through the portal and oh my God okay yes perfect there's a skeleton a zombie let's spawn him in hey little guy oh you're kind of cute he's like a little honey block oops okay they're not mean to hit you whoa bro he literally floats around me okay so what happens if we just get a little closer to these mobs oh my God oh my God hey yo yo I didn't even have to do anything yeah wait this is actually cracked no way I just spit everywhere that's how good this guy is what's the next hole we can get okay we go 69 100 it's time for the 69 so yeah baby how do I upgrade my my poop on okay he just left what enough dude I can just ignore these mobs and like bro he just Slaughters them all for me I'm gonna call him spawn get this creeper yeah you already made her money back and we got some more diamonds okay we're at two diamonds so far guys should I make a diamond sword no of course not you idiot we don't need it I almost forgot there's some money right here bro what even the bad oh my dude this thing is better than a freaking sniper no wait yo no way it's gonna destroy all these bats bro this thing has a bot yo oh my God wait we could already buy the Saucy sword okay I never thought I'd be able to buy a sassy sword but here we are Gamers oh my God bro what do you want man yeah oh I'm surprised spawn come on kill him oh you're lucky it's because we're at the shop you better get out of my way oh my God you already have the sassy sword I got my eyes on you liger yeah got my eyes on you too why are you talking like that you're talking really weird okay what the only thing more Saucy than this sword is liger and there you go okay we got it hold on a second we gotta grab 500 for the lightning saber dog that's not even that expensive okay that's 100 we gotta get and this freaking a moga sword is gonna help us wait oh my God I just heard lightning what whoa whoa whoa hold on someone is actually near me Let's whip out the Saucy sword spunk watch out this might be the most overpowered weapon ever and they drop so much money there's no horse escaping me here okay the lightning just stopped oh never mind dude okay someone's nearby and we gotta freaking what's that wait I can just right click and Destroy them dude hold on a second oh my God oh my God Creeper Creeper Keeper get him spawn yeah hold on you're telling me those creepers over there I can just right click and then my God it shoots Among Us no way get him yo I just just what bro oh my God wait dude we're actually gonna get 500 so quick we might as well just keep mining these diamonds as well there you go we got three bro I missed some more diamonds here and so much more money joint okay there you go 158 what can we spend on that we could spend oh the magic sword look yoink and the automatic turrets just already on it yo this thing is so op right now come on I need to hurry up I feel like I'm falling behind all right wait the overground is low-key like insane yo our freaking spunk over here is just destroying everybody yes okay and there you go boom we just hit 500 okay perfect now we can go and grab the lightning saber yoink okay dude this is crazy don't worry million dollar God Sword I'm coming for him there is a lot of mobs is that Donnie oh my God Donnie okay so I think our best bet is to probably go underground and there's more up here let's go baby okay Mr turret man uh cover my six oh my what the that's Skizzy hold on a second you gotta have I don't even know what this sword does but I'm charging up a lightning blast and yay oh my God okay I missed bro chill I'm just trying to mind my diamonds bro no diamonds hold up oh my God oh my God wait our spikes are fighting our spikes are fighting yeah we're getting out of here oh my goodness wait a second I don't want to die what was that oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God yo Skizzy bro back up how did you get to my cave bro back up roll back up back up watch out I got the ammo Gus sword bro oh my God you're actually gonna kill me oh my God okay wait I stole three of his freaking iron ingots oh my God and there was diamonds right here and he couldn't get them okay so skizzy's over there we gotta be careful and I think this guy keeps stealing our freaking stuff I'm sorry spunk I love you but I could probably buy you again okay let's see so every time I've hit with the sword dude that is crazy there's just lightning and then it looks like I can right click charge and then yo it just hits everyone okay wait this might be the best sword so far okay so at least we know we're ahead of skidsy although he's also trying to get diamonds for armor so that's pretty smart uh you're ahead of who now oh my God you think you can talk smack behind my back I'm gonna kill you in your stupid spike ball come over here nerd no no no no no that's my son that's my son I don't care about your son bro how come your nerd doesn't die dude yeah fight him get him Gerald don't name this son Gerald okay so at least we know the spike is so overpowered and they're also hard to kill oh my God wait a second I don't think the lighting oh no oh my goodness okay wait dude this thing is crazy this thing is like better than Thor's hammer oh no okay as long as we Keepers we're good yes give me all the money oh my God okay there you go yes got it come on we're gonna hit a thousand bucks guys oh my God don't explode you stupid charge creeper no you okay more diamonds are here yo Point dude let's go okay now we can also make ourselves a chest plate which is perfect all right I went away from Donnie I don't want my things attacking me there we go I got two of them now please kill these mobs in front of me thank you so much I appreciate it wow that is a lot of money Gamers subscribe right now if you're new to join the cyborg Army because we're winning this thing oh my gosh dude okay there you go yes we run 1 100. um oh my God I dropped on the floor like I could have picked up oh my God oh my gosh look with the Cat Dragged In I don't even know what that means okay well he can make fun of us all he wants but he's still in the stupid lightning sword while we okay someone just dropped a bunch of dirt here have the summit wait does that mean someone else has the Summoner blade oh no okay that's not good this thing looks crazy apparently a blade used to summon the undead oh no I mean I hope it's worth the gamers because I just spent a thousand oh my God no stop fighting each other idiots okay if I hold right click oh gosh okay a bunch of souls are coming out of nowhere and then if I just left click what did it just do oh my God no Mom's responding mom's respawning it's a good thing right I think that's a good thing dude this thing is like a mob spawner okay but it spawns insane mobs wait a second hold up wait a minute oh my gosh please okay whoa It's stopping us so much money dude this thing is crazy each sword is getting stronger and wait we're basically already at a thousand wait this means we don't even have to be underground because like we can do this anywhere and then boom it just summons all the mobs get em oh my goodness okay okay there's a lot there's a lot yo yo yo yo lightning saber oh my gosh okay okay dude okay wait we actually survived that somehow we're making so much money I think the next item costs like five thousand well I make an infinite dupe glitch this is crazy like look at this and I'm on my way over here Shane saber slicer oh wait a little slime spawn hello I'm gonna call you jamily okay he's the only mob I don't want to kill more souls okay yeah no one's at the surface so I think we can still use our Summoner ability here oh my God yes we can oh my God oh my God go go go go go go go go why are these moms fighting each other dude no the zombies are literally defending me bro I need the money we're almost at 5 000 which is I think exactly what we need for the next weapon come on come on come on come on come on it even turns water into freaking Soul Sand let's go oh my goodness okay dude it's actually like so satisfying after you kill like this mob's just getting all the money I promise I'm not a psychopath oh my God okay there we go we have 5200 I definitely read that wrong it doesn't matter oh my God yo why there's so many people bro I bet you guys are teaming teaming bro hey guys check this out dude what why did you buy so many of the spot oh my God okay well you know what you can waste your money on that bro there you go yes oh my goodness Gamers we got the Cyber slicer wait no hold up this actually looks like the coolest sword so far it's a freaking chainsaw sword shreds any enemy that comes in contact in half why not three quarters okay so if I just right click whoa what dude it like literally unchains like a bunch of dude no this looks so sick I think this Village has already been slaughtered oh wait no there's one villager in here hey little guy your entire villager get raided by another player oh okay get slot I just one shot what oh my goodness yes oh my goodness dude yo what how much money do you need to do this song is actually insane it killed him through the wall oh my gosh okay my friends are not gonna stand a chance oh it's so much money let's go baby I think I've been using this weapon wrong oh my God oh my second Gamers if the village is there and there's an outpost right here oh my goodness we got the Battlement effect yes a raid you dare challenge me you may have The High Ground but oh my God his ax was enchanted okay bro just got one shot okay so it's hard to move once I right click but bro wait oh dude no it's just so easy I'm here to slaughter everybody I'm a vigilante an anti-hero actually I don't even know if I'm an anti-hero I'm like worse I'm a psychopath wait who was here there's a raid starting and it's not even me hey who cares oh my God yo yo yo what the heck yo get out of here man this is my RAID oh my god dude yo tell your freaking dude no you gotta actually gotta believe yeah I'm taking some of this oh my God I don't have time for that speaking of something oh no I almost just died this is so bad oh my goodness come on come on come on let's get all the kills before Cliff steals them go go yes yes you got 16. oh my gosh we're actually cracked okay wait no quit oh my God okay you know what it's fine it's fine it's fine he's stealing the last kills I don't need that go go go go I'm sorry I'm sorry what happened here dude you real shop bro all right go to go bye okay wait a second even if the shop is half freaking destroyed does it still work why is your skeleton here get out of here nerd joint oh my gosh we just got a Time manipulation blade wait a second this might be insane though it also looks like we can we can buy God Apple 25 000 bro that's a scam what okay everything is so expensive for heels maybe once we get like the one million dollar God Sword dude it might be a lot easier okay I still see Cliff over there bro that little rabbit stay muted so we can maybe sneak up on him maybe I can use it on him okay wait a second what's going on hey yo I'm charging this up right there he has no idea yeah yeah you want that kiss yeah bye hey back open yeah oh my God what I just you froze time oh my god dude I hate you and your stupid Spike man hold on a second if I could just go like this no no bro you don't need to do that you don't need to do that yes oh my God oh my God why is it not working why is it not oh it did oh my god dude okay okay I actually hate these spikes bro okay wait a second Gamers we use it on quit and he completely froze boom Oh my God okay yeah it freezes the mobs and if I freaking hit him oh my God it did work I have 40K the money just goes directly into my account let's try that again and all right these guys should be dead once time is back to normal okay dude we just got 32 000 what we're at a hundred thousand shut up you can buy the next one oh and there's only five minutes left okay we have to hurry up ow ah oh my God five minutes left how am I supposed to get to the million dollars five minutes oh my God you do not have any armor either yeah five minutes left oh my God okay go go go go go go go go five minutes five minutes five minutes oh my gosh oh my gosh dude I can't believe we already got through all these swords and we can already buy the supersonic the next one is the god sword which looks insane okay the only two there's no way we already got this thing bro oh my gosh look at all our swords and here we have a hundred thousand dollar one this thing costs as much as like my GTR bruh it says it can cut through nearby enemies at supersonic speed okay well I don't see any enemies nearby because I have no enemy just kidding they're all on my tablets okay if I right click oh my God wait what is going on I'm bringing in a bunch of like sounds it looks like and then oh my hey yo wait what the heck I'm writing this dude I'm not even pressing anything it's spinning around dude what uh Gamers I have a hundred and seventy five thousand dollars are you kidding me right now did this sword just give me that much money oh my and just put me through Lava okay the sword can be a little dangerous to say the least bro oh my God I'm slaughtering even Enderman no way wait what even Enderman who don't even die to projectiles are dying to projectile and there you go wait we just got some intervals for free because they cost like 5 000 at the shop I think which oh my God speaking in the shop dude wait we might be able to grind a bit more the only bad part right now is that I don't have diamond armor okay oh my God there's no one at the shop too bro everyone's sweating right now go go I don't want anyone to see a stammers the moment I've literally been waiting for and you've been waiting for it leave a like to the god sword we actually got it no way and we have 599 000 left dude this thing looks insane in my hand what oh my God and look at the animations I can do with smash okay I'm not gonna right click because I feel like it's just gonna break everything at the shop hold on a second Let's see we can buy healing potions some ender pearls okay I guess I'll just buy a bunch of those there we go we got nine maybe some golden apples bro infinite golden apples and I can now buy an infinite amount of God oh wait I'm probably not infinite okay we have 16 dude okay wait let's see what happens if we use this thing dude if only we got more diamonds but it's okay we got the one million dollar God Sword okay what happens if I right click yeah okay wait what happened oh my what the bro did I just make dude no I just did that there's no way there is no way I just made this okay no it's actually over we win Michael we finally got it 100K baby no no no no no no no no I'm about to hit one mill and get a good Soul therefore starting no no oh my gosh the death match is starting that match is starting we may not have all diamond but we have a God okay there you go it started go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go okay I'm gonna eat this real quick okay it's beginning go go go go go go go oh my bro okay I see a massive telephone pole behind me okay we got the god sword gamer so I'm honestly not too afraid dude it looks like I get resistance three from holding the god sword oh my God I'm gonna make myself some Iron Pants there you go oh my god oh [Music] oh my God oh my God oh my God oh no I'm out I'm out dude I almost just freaking die screw it I'm gonna use the god sword over there if anyone gets near me I'm using this run bro what is that thing yeah come on Pierce through oh my God can I just get both of them what okay bro Gigi [Music] yes let's go please whoa oh my god did I get it okay what is that sword wait Cliff die he's in that's it let's go dude okay this was too overpowered I spent my life savings on it

Channel: Bionic

Views: 1,021,411

Keywords: minecraft, bionic, minecraft but, minecraft but you can buy a 1000000 sword, minecraft 1000000 sword, minecraft sword, god sword, minecraft mod, mod, mods, minecraft mods, challenge, funny

Id: VNRWCetSaYM

Length: 19min 9sec (1149 seconds)

Published: Tue Jul 04 2023