Minecraft But WHO'S YOUR DADDY!

who's your daddy today we find out who will win will and dad be able to stop the babies from exploding themselves or will the babies flush the world down and eat every toy okay I'm a baby I'm a baby no I'm the baby now I'm a baby okay [Applause] [Music] here like these two are so small and fragile and feeble they oh possibly do it come here come here um no choice come here eat this right now it was tasty okay I gotta find something else you just come back to the pan El now let me see the knife let me see you tonight [Laughter] I didn't want to have to do that to you I found but you leave me no choice okay now where did Pierce go stand here be a good baby oh there he is gonna go away I don't want to be in this thing anymore I want to run around all right come on come on let's run okay come on upstairs I'm running upstairs oh I forgot there was an upstairs thank you right in my face [Music] whatever you're gonna do you don't do it don't think about it is that hot sauce wait what did you say you got are those good chips where should you go chips [Music] are really small and hard to catch I got out hey try to use this on me but I got it from me okay there you go I don't think she's on the second floor anywhere they're not in the classroom what are you gonna do [Music] down here I was up there for less than five minutes here I'll take this Dice and I'll just put this in here no no no no no what's happening I'm trying [Applause] oh you guys are not great dads putting that out there now is not the time for napping I'm I'm trying to sleep Ian can't you see my eyes are wide and closed [Music] oh dads are going to be used I will be here for the children I'm not scared I may be I'm gonna scare them oh oh okay wait no they're not here let's say Pierce you just walked right by them oh sorry forgot what a child looked like oh there they are yes children yes I know these oh um you can come back later aphmau is taking a nap oh sorry I'm sorry [Music] I've already taken next week they didn't see that I didn't see that it's fine it's fine it's fine there's a fire let's go run into it yeah wait hold on what's up what's gonna happen get over here run run away Pierce you're really gonna need to use your skills here since you were a baby before I was uh I mean weren't you a baby before too I mean what a broad sense yes don't get her out of there how do I get her out okay there we go hey there's an oven over here don't know any recipes what are you doing oh they swaddled me yeah look look I'm I'm baby oh no no no no no don't you do that yeah she fell down go boom that's okay that's okay hold on I got this and uh here you go now you're nice and safe and you won't hit any sharp corners ah okay go go okay let's see if I can [Music] how did you do that what were those hands no you can't oh good move baby stuff is easy follow me oh look they're getting clean [Music] you're not my real dad I know that oh yeah that's my real dad look at him I like him I mean you fighting yeah your real dad I got you guys do video game I got you this happened and have a booger bomb okay this is going beyond all physics oh I fight fart and I'm safe okay I forgot falling down actually hurts me too I'm right behind you I see Ian where's that now I don't see her in here what is all this it's the dad dragon [Music] I can break at the window no no you don't wait where's she now she should be back at the crib there oh yeah she can't get out [Laughter] this baby water actually hey nope there now you gotta pacify how is that gonna help here she's still in the water [Applause] [Music] wow you're really good at handstands okay she said she promised so I'm gonna go make a smoothie come on okay you know what I'm sure that if I turn around right now she's gonna be in the same place that I left Pierce you do not like a smoothie with a knife well how is supposed to cut the fruit I'm just gonna give you a new toy I want to jump I want to be free I want to be free protection oh I did catch her that's okay again okay enough of this wow us just warming yourself oh she's warm herself maintenance [Music] actually helped her just sticking the fire you need to be a better dad you hush okay oh babies and babies yes we are here we all have one father where is he he's right there you all are oh yeah yeah yeah Hey listen uh maybe they shouldn't be going inside these botanical gardens here something is really off about this place really let me find out I want to explore what no no what did I just say oh there's some cool stuff over here guys ah okay look at this oh he's so fun [Music] we should not be doing that yummy Play-Doh where did you get that um I got it from what what is purple water there's point s no no no no no no no get out get out get out get out oh it's hurting me too ah this is bad this is very bad okay dad you know what I'm gonna be a good baby and I'm gonna listen to you because you're the best dad ever and oh and I love you oh well that's nice what you just ruined the moment with those stinky dog farts ah welcome okay well I'm gonna stay next to you and okay well let's see what else is very sharp around here well don't walk towards it you know what I I feel better um by playing in your favorite hair dryer okay no it does not okay I need to figure out how to stop some of these things okay uh oh look at this plant this plant is so pretty I want to give it a hug give it a hug I love this thing too I wonder how you get Plants they do not need hugs they have no feelings what if Dad just wants to take us for you know so we can go inside of the Botanical Garden the Botanical Garden the Botanical Garden from the Botanical Garden yeah can you give us a tour of the Botanical Garden I do like the Botanical Garden I don't really want to save the Botanical Garden okay okay Botanical Garden okay so as long as you stop talking like that yeah I'll do it okay we're just saying that we want to go see the Botanical Garden okay it's like a beautiful day to join the maternal Botanical Garden okay so clearly this Botanical Garden is a little bit old it was established about 75 years ago but there's all sorts of biomes yeah it doesn't sound good yeah it's not it's then it's not the Botanical storm so here in the Botanical Garden we have several different biomes that are there are many different types of plants that can actually survive in this area ranging from you don't need to get that close to the cacti ERS the botanical gardens that are friends does not need this kind of friendship no stay away the Botanical Garden has some free chips gonna make sure that you don't eat any more of those weird little chips nah just eat these boogers instead no no no you don't know you don't get back here wait no you're not I ate it wait I want something for the Botanical Garden one of you is gonna be going back to your playpen right about I don't know I've enjoyed this friend come on no no no no no no die Plant die oh fine I'm just gonna fly up here how do you have this much power okay let's do better what does this thing do you don't need to know that I'm never going back to Botanical Gardens again I'm a baby get into some trouble okay up what is the matter isn't this a lovely day to go camping are you my dad ah yes I am your father wait hold on one moment what what is you another father I am the father you are not the foreign where is the child by the way um wait which no no think don't worry about it wait there's a wish here oh I want to eat this where is she has Legos well I'm the true father because I found her dad you're all smelly you're grounded you can't crowd her I'm the father and I say she's grounded oh about I don't think that was a good idea sleepy baby potion potions are these people wait no that's the opposite of good wait a minute it's bad it doesn't make this doesn't make any sense what if I knock this down the time out oh I could just leave I'm gonna stop looping this water I mean upstairs she's not in the playpen uh uh that was extremely quick I thought you just sent her there as the real father I will find oh she's the bottom oh she's the bottom hold on what no no father no okay okay okay you can be how do you mess up well just because the fake fathers are getting in the real father's way hi hi beg to differ I think the real fake father is look at me in the face real fake huh you take that back I think a real dad you make me sir I think her real dad would get me would destroy that mushroom because I don't like it I bought it I'll destroy two mushrooms how about that I'll I'll destroy 11. the real palette wait wait I just realized I don't care about mushrooms where'd she go ah you're just gonna wait I destroyed it oh no I'm in here she's in she's in the pot she's in the bar into the pot [Laughter] you're never gonna get me out of here yes no I had her I got her I got her to keep you in the pen I decided to bring you a toy oh thank you take that toy everybody [Music] [Music] and you're the real father why did you tell her

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Length: 18min 7sec (1087 seconds)

Published: Wed Apr 12 2023