Minecraft, But Mobs Are Random Sizes...

where is everybody why are all these houses empty man wha what is going on my gosh dude this village is so empty oh my gosh that's right guys in this spicy video i had it coated so that all the mobs in minecraft are just completely random sizes they can be giant giant more often than not but it does not end there though the mob's damage depends on how big it is so if it's really tiny it's not going to do any damage at all if it's really big it's going to probably hit you like a truck but anyways if you guys go on to enjoy this video make sure you guys smash the like button hit subscribe and let's get into the rest of the video ew what the hell is wrong with you i'm making frog noises all right scratch moms are big or small but look at that piggy over there he looks pretty pretty swanky oinky schwanky which one which one look at the giant kid are we talking about the giant kids the kids like the size of the homeland probably see that structure that's an infrastructure shut up it's not a village it's a structure that's a village that's not a village that's a village scotch i can see hay veils what is with the dude look at the sheep look at this i feel like we're playing attack on titan simulator oh that's what this is where's my where's my three-dimensional movement gear this is not a villain hold on i'm going oh my gosh this is not a village i'm going to the village the uh assumed this is a dude oh my god there's a giant enderman and he's terrifying go get some gravel bro what you doing we gotta go to the nether at some point nice okay well i'm gonna go to the village wait hold on is there chest in this well i know there is chest in the village so dude actually cringe how are you gonna have like a building without loot oh my god oh my gosh dude he's actually a titan oh my gosh this one's even bigger than the one that spawned dude this guy's here look at the block he's got on him look you want that it's like that's like a four by four right there that's the thing is the bigger they are the harder they hit like this eyes oh my gosh she's flying around the cat the cat's huge bangalore tiger dude yeah oh look at the meat the rabbit meat dude pick up the rabbit meat dude the villagers are so big but they're inside the houses so they're sticking through the room uh so we killing this golem because we could kill him with cacti scratch oh my gosh he's fast he's so fast i can't go first i'm gonna die here i'm gonna die scratch he's still cheesy you done messed up oh my god he's doing 360 dude he's got a 360 no dude oh he turned around he turned around he turned around oh i just got lightheaded on that oh my god the where's the enderman pearl dropped yeah pearl drop pearl drop it's huge it's huge it's a big boy that's a big that's a big portal i don't think we need any more pearls then we got a big pearl yeah and then it'll just break down into a bunch of little ones yeah just throw it against something bro you actually look so small but it's like it's so weird you know like you're you're normal size you take that back this cat's like almost normal sized i want big horse i'm gonna try to ride him yeah yeah yeah no he's gonna run away oh oh oh oh oh oh no i wasn't gonna go he's stuck he's stuck on a cactus right now he's actually gonna oh never mind he got pushed off by a villager i'm gonna kill him oh give me through the wall next morning oh my gosh dude another day well i got iron it's huge and it's five pieces it looks like the iron girl the column didn't survive the night either scratch oh my gosh dude the husk is after me right now like actually relax give me death all right all right i got a bucket i got food i got everything i'm gonna need for the rest of the game basically except the fact that there's this giant husk that i'm just beating his cheeks right now actually was this your idea paul to do this i see i see it i'm just collecting some arrows giant arrows and giants yeah so i thought i thought the mobs could also be smaller yeah yeah yeah they can be we'll probably see some small ones later i hope so uh here let me scoop up some water i haven't eaten anything i don't have any food paul i can overeat something all right so we got some giant horses he got some giant endermans a giant piggy pretty much all we really need is a lava pool and then otherwise we're chilling baby oh look at that dude look at that big donk baby i need to kill something paul you have that big old donk even the baby sheep is wait is this just a yeah the baby sheep's like the size of a regular shape hold on i need to i need to pay my respect gotta respect the dunk there's scratch right here here what do i look up here oh you they look good just popping out it's like it's like you know like you know like when a lego character snaps into a horse yo this turtle big you wanna yeah you want to ride on him and go to roshi's island could be the play honestly we can learn how to do the kamehameha the kamehameha all right i'm ready for some variety i'm tired of big things i want small things oh i think i found lava pool ooh yes did you you see the stone do the sun i see stone hit up this village real quick yeah take care of that iron golem over there yeah yeah i'm gonna go loot the temple while you loot the village yeah yeah go go hit that up yeah yeah yeah yeah things are looking up paul yeah things are getting better a little cranky earlier you know look at you you got a little food in you and you're looking all right all right uh looting this i got some iron some gold golden apple uh another golden apple and just kind of trash yeah no this place kind of sucks bro i think maybe we get two sets of shields for each of us because like i've been pinned before and with the damage that's being done hey man that's on you you make your own shields all right yeah bless you bro you coming this way where are you going we're going into this i just picked up a bone did you just throw a string what was that i just saw a string come up out of the ground it might have been a spider's suffocating all right jumping in baby do you have enough wood for me to make a shield or that sounds a little needy um but we are going to the nether where there is wood we are currently not in the biome that has said wood so we got giant endermen we got giant slimes i see oh i see wither skelly's is that a good thing well you know oh wow this is a big fortress dude it's a mega sized what is dude that's a huge fortress yeah yeah hold on i'll give you i'll give you a reaction here in a second hold on thanks scratch i appreciate that right uh stand right here yeah there it is wow all right i don't know what that girl in that one was a little sketchy a little scary dude you you build things too fast i just gotta hold on let me make this i build things too fast oh my god oh no dude i don't don't don't i can't do this i can't do this i can't you guys some of your stuff is uh it doesn't survive oh my god dude can you actually just leave thank you i might jump in the lava pool don't do this leave me alone oh my god i hate you i hate slime dude leave me alone slimes are the worst thing in all of minecraft i don't want to step inside that fortress um i picked up a stack of hay bales i'm sure i'm sure i was about to craft my bread uh i'm surprised he didn't crawl in a hole with me you know i was on the screen i scraped here left like six times i'm gonna uber eat some food yeah yeah i'm getting cranky dude i just opened up hbo max instead of ubereats i don't know dude um i just wanna feel it look dude i wanna play games to escape reality all right and this doesn't feel like escaping reality all right but i'm in it baby i made it to win it i found some gold nuggies oh my god that blaze is huge oh my gosh cake baby all right scratch i got you a saddle you'll eventually be able to ride either dunk or pig i just want to ride up here i hear i hear a blaze suffocating right now is the pig coming back well scratch big w i'm literally just waiting for these blazes to spawn and they suffocate and then they die and then i'll get their blaze rods yeah i'm gonna uh uh i'll i'll get all the stuff we need and then i'll uh i'll i'll dim a dome dip all right oh you know what these blazes are probably dying and the stuff's floating up through the wall because that's kind of how minecraft is you know when things suffocate the items go through the wall this is why you're the pro thank you i know there's one thing that you're here for scratch just to make me look good and you do that well yikes dude isn't that like a strategy at a bar you bring your ugly friend to yeah yeah i have seven blazer rods technically i have enough but i feel like i should get greedy for that last one right like just in case this is terrifying dude mobs are so scary i got it i got it i got it i know i cannot fight a single mob as i'm like fighting blazes i got a place we could just trap a bunch of uh endermen in boats and then just clap all of them you know yeah there's yeah i mean i've seen i've seen like six endermen yeah no yeah so i think that might be the play here i'll get as many pearls as i can from this guy okay oh god i need to get through here oh god okay we're okay baby don't need to freak out oh you got to be careful up there it's it's actually jurassic park uh yeah because you're down in a cave where it's safe is it night time or uh yeah you sleep or uh nope you're gonna have to be looking forward to me going through a portal to just be insta clap before i load in you know so what you do paul is once you come through the portal run straight straight for that temple and there'll be a cave i'll be waiting for you i'm gonna gap up beforehand and and i'm uh oh my god okay i i see village and then i think temple yeah it's right there but there's like creepers and all sorts of things in between us are you in the temple or no you'll see me speaking out i see you i see you i see you i see you i see you i see you all right you got it you have a clear line you have a clear line yes indeed it's free baby it's free let me show you actually it looks like paul this is what it's like in the overall yeah nothing can fit in here so we're safe yeah exactly especially you can grab yourself some iron thanks thanks i appreciate it make some armor hey maybe we won't get one shot now okay well i got a boat and there was an enderman out there so i'm gonna go ahead and take care of him i'll watch get it you're more kidding you're just gonna watch you have a bigger boat yeah you know i don't know a clip of jaws we're gonna need a bigger boat we're going to need a bigger boat okay oh my god you want to ride running right he insta broke my armor scratch scratch no he insta broke the armor scratch all right scratch crash i think this might be the play oh this is not gonna work i'm so scared oh yeah now i can stare at him there we go okay it's not gonna work he broke my shield he ends to break my shield and that killed me and broke my arm oh my god about that trading with villagers so yeah we're doing we're doing village retreats yeah i don't enjoy getting one shot if i can't one shot back you know what i mean it's got to be an even playing field way to be a crybaby about it i'm not being a crybaby yeah i'll go play tree tree chopping simulator real quick [Music] all right scratch i'm about to do it up champ i'm watching iron cook i'm literally just sitting here watching iron coke you know scratch hold it down baby you do you i'm doing my best i'm just actually tilted that i can't even uber eats food right now so so heartbreaking dude i have the hardest life i swear i i believe that nobody has it worse scratch that's what i've been saying can you guys not accept this job because you're too big and like sticking out of the house is that what this is like actually there we go can we give up is that an option never give up baby you know what i'm gonna say next disappointed if we just gave up no surrender everyone's gonna be disappointed scratch i'm gonna be disappointed this is why this is why i need a new scratch you know that's why i need a new scratch i'm a defeatist is that the problem yeah you just roll over and accept it's over come on yes i got okay i got two fletchers going now bro this is actually cake minecraft just got so easy yeah they're definitely can't confirm they're just too big 13 pearls yep 13 pearls and i still got wood despair i can't wait to see how big this ender dragon is honestly i i think i can wait actually okay well i'm gonna throw first eyeball and it is going that away species one squad there's the other sword i'll grab your sword i'll grab my sword not my crafty okay okay maybe i left mine over here yeah i was gonna say i've put down so many so smooth over here what the hell it's it's a nightmare over there paul i mean yeah honestly this is kind of just cursed this whole video is just a big fever dream there's all these titans walking around you and you're like it's my personal nightmare so you like run here often or i try not to oh wait village i lost you paul up over the mountain oh my gosh hey these these people don't read look paul i'm trying to be funny okay i need one more diamond by the way why wait why why one more uh it is two diamonds for enchantment table thank you good thing i didn't make that home so i'm just gonna go ahead and uh run away and ignore you and never talk to you again okay and then uh i can make a little bit more bookshelves also this guy took the fletching job but i gotta reset him because he's just selling trash or buying trash one of the other he is trash he is just trash oh my god skelly oh he shot a giant arrow oh yeah yeah when they shoot their their ballista at you that's exactly what it is a handheld ballista all right we got seven more bookshelves scratch seven more i have no idea what level of enchant we're gonna have here but it's gonna be pog trying to keep it symmetrical i see yeah i did my best yeah it wasn't good enough thanks um i have arrows also enchanting armor here thorns that could be good oh i got fire protection three thorns one and unbreaking three protection two where i'm actually unkillable and then breaking two can i get the um lapis lazuli lazuli i got unbreaking one come on dude you run so fast i'm trying to talk to you uh protection one and unbreaking one that's it all right nice all right sounds like you're unlucky all right scratch we're actually gonna go beat minecraft right now with titans running everywhere do you have enough lapis to make another no that was all the laughs yeah onward uh hold on let's get let's get some beds oh my god oh my god i might die here i'm lying i see him flaming titan just chasing you wait wait wait i'm so dumb bro i'm so dumb i'm gonna tame this excuse my boy running in the dust yeah basically because i'm gonna be running at like 500 miles a second without biggest strides are you gonna run into the pass maybe there's another desert oh there's a there's a raid tower sketch that is not the flavoring tower this saddle is so huge oh my gosh i'm so fast scrat i think this is a fast horse to begin with there's room for two up here scratch your mouth oh i got three more diamonds oh nice jackal no subtle all right all right all right well you'll be going i guess no i'm going to ditch the horse don't worry scratch powers have no there's no saddles in that thing and scratch you'll just get one shot even walking up to it that's the wrong neighborhood true true hey paul there's a chance this might be funny no just kidding [Music] no yeah if it spawned a giant chicken what a place a few inches later probably gonna be in the ocean i don't see anything from over here i think oh my gosh this dolphin just jumped out of the water all right i think it's gonna be in the ocean okay it's going straight that way grab this dolphin come here [Music] dude what is wrong with me i need i need some food dude here we go here we go i got him i got him there's a creeper here why is there a creeper in the ocean i'm not seeing it exposed either though so that's giving me kind of depression right are you swimming at him i'm dead oh my gosh it's gonna keep going down why why are you dead now there's there's a husk in here and he's gonna collapse me why is there a square in the water no that's a drown that's a drone you plug why does this dolphin keep leaving me you know what cause he's too big and he swims too fast i hate him it's leading me like right here scratch or another one it keeps going bro does it keep going scratch i don't want it to keep going i just want it to end eventually it's all right it's on this like tiny little corner because i threw right before the corner all right scratch we're going down down i heard a creeper stuff okay oh here it is huh bro it's actually free real estate baby oh my gosh there's a whole car right oh sorry did i shut the door on you i don't like it here paul i don't like it here either scratch but at least everything's already dead oh my god except for the skeleton i'm like did you take damage no insane shield is taking a decent chunk of damage though oh my god i have a 45 iron so i think we might be able to no no no all right that was terrifying oh my okay hey i got a pearl nice we might need that no we should be fine hey another chest hey i got a pearl uh-uh yeah i did over here i think don't lie hello i smell something it's jen cooking her dinner smells really good i'm really hungry oh wait scratch scratch scratch scratch scratch hello i'm literally right hello yup oh oh okay that's lava oh oh man oh mama that's a big one that's a big fish oh it's here it's it's like what are you talking about oh my gosh getting the silverfish spawner broke it scratch we got a one eye baby we got our sails a one eye my money's on giant dragon so big that uh it'll crash the server i hope so i hope so are you ready yeah that was pretty cool oh man that was kind of scary for a second yeah i got pearl or what should we break can't see oh i got i got i got lots of mats because i've been been mining not selling my materials yeah yeah like someone hey man we only got here because i sell i sold out all right actually did that add layers to it that add layers to it it's small the dragon's small scratch i think it's really small oh my god careful the endermen are huge really big i think the dragons are really far away and really small because the the healing trail is so slow it's so tiny why couldn't everything else be tiny well what if there was tiny things we just never saw them you know i'm hitting right now you got eyes on you good you ain't call me lego loss oh you got that dude oh oh oh no i looked at that one too i think or is that just the one you're i think it's just okay i think it was just the one that was mad at you okay oh jesus christ these are actual titans like this is oh lag so if you look at him you die oh my god i'm so scared it lagged and i it like rubber banded me back and i was staring at one so i'm getting the water i'm lit oh the dragon is so fast it's coming down it's perching right now it's so slow i think the interment might be able to kill them just clapping the crap out of this thing right now if it doesn't leave it's gonna die okay it's leaving so i think there's one healer left maybe not i don't think there is do this i hate it here this thing is so small to hit oh got it it's actually already purchased and then i'm getting in get in get it all right use your ass and we don't hit each other you're jumping that's terrifying what this guy's not gonna do any damage he's small oh my gosh dude it's free fight back fight back you won't i'm fine i'm fine what was that that did like no damage he like bounced back down yeah no he like juggled it was like yeah i was like it's like you double jumped or something that was so weird i'm actually nailing this thing right now oh i don't want to stop i'm beaming it what a shot i gotta give myself credit where credit's due oh baby oh it's done it's done it's done tiny dragon be gone thought easy peasy easy peasy trying to go right now little celebratory cheek beating right now come on what's up a little after off the clock that was a terrible time if you guys liked this video comment down below what's the more sizes that we could change on different things that you'd like to see if you like this video maybe don't also most recent videos are popping up on the screen click them if you guys haven't already and i'll see you guys in the next one

Channel: PaulGG

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Id: XDi10hzfWcs

Length: 20min 9sec (1209 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 26 2021