Minecraft but I Block 1 BILLION Damage

Minecraft armor is great and all but what happens when you face a Monster who can do a billion damage huh yeah die that's what happens so today I buy armor Shields and spells with the gold to block one billion damage well let's get blocking Jolly this is Minecraft after all let's see so on the top left it has a zero next to the shield if I just take some fall damage yeah one it's something oh hello Mr spider can you eat my face please for a little don't kill me though ah yes spider teeth my favorite I feel very weird right now okay okay spider that's enough that's enough all right I'm hoping that's enough for now all right let's head into our armor shop oh it's nice hello Stone man I like your Shield our first piece of armor uh it sets up it's pillows oh okay okay we got some pillow armor and mobs have gotten stronger fantastic that's great let's put it right on ah look at me dude ready for a sleepover ah yes they called me pillow man the world's loudest bed check this out I now gain a bunch of currency for taking fall damage dude that was like 20 points and the pillows absorb my fall hello tree can I use you to break my toes real quick thank you dude that gave me like a hundred yeah I'm sorry Mr pillow armor but I think we're ready for the next armor already the newspaper arm brace okay well not great yet and mobs have gotten stronger awesome whoa check it out that looks way cooler than it should I'm ready for action it's soft paper that can block up to five attacks not too shabby all right let's try it out Mr spy there okay he's afraid of me now I am pillow newspaper man does lava count this might be a bad idea all right newspaper can you block against lava let's find out oh no no I don't know what I expected paper and fire don't get along super well all right let's fight a zombie or something why hello Mr spiders ouch okay keep hitting me dude we're blocking damage kind of is it working arm brace Shield oh I've gotta hold it down okay now it's blocking nice take that you can't touch me I've got newspaper on my side uh it's still blocking okay well I guess I'm just gonna sit here and farm some blocks for a little while thanks buddy ah okay okay the newspaper has broken I must leave well the newspaper Shield worked much better than I thought it would but it's time for an upgrade let's buy ourselves the fan blade Shield whoa dude and as comfy as pillows are I'm gonna also buy the wood armor looks a little small for me but uh we can squeeze in ah yes ah looking good and I'll have splinters in places that I don't want to talk about oh I'm looking sick already dude creates a spinning fan that pushes enemies away let's try it okay so I block with it and then yeah take the power of air take this chicken oxygen yeah hello chickens I think chickens might be immune to my powers and with my tree armor I can plant a tree it's a little craft tree and you will be my warrior in battle a growing mob so I can get down to business can I summon as many tree clones as I want to heck yeah dude my Warriors okay I'm feeling pretty good now I've got pillows newspaper and air I feel ready let's summon our first Challenger the super villain stray has appeared at the villains Lair I'm bringing my pillow but it's not for sleeping let's do this where's the villain's Lair magic Compass this direction onwards soldiers or uh or stay right there that's cool too hold down the fort Papa's gonna go block some damage or something yep that's looking pretty evil Larry to me evil Larry that actually would be the best villain's name ever you cannot Vanquish me I'm evil Larry in my evil lair oh snap all right looks like a super villains Trey has some minions hello boys oh you guys are a fan of me push them right back stand back monsters yeah take that it's not doing damage to him but it's keeping him back okay okay now summon my minions oh boys yes distract them clones or craft trees ah there's more go craft tree keep running through I've gotta find this super villain hello boys my newspaper it's very long the readers okay oh no husky husky husky indeed he's on to me come on get distracted dude oh no the Husky Huskies passed my distractions there he is the super stray is he wearing cool glasses they're like gold sunglasses or something I don't know looking rad dude oh I'm not sure if I can take them on we do have some extra currency so let's go ahead and buy Shield Chester yeah dude welcome to the world little Shield Jester oh looking awesome you also look slightly terrified you either just saw a ghost or you saw me naked regardless quite horrifying we can also afford our first spell as well the shield spell and mobs have gotten stronger that's fine oh dude that's rad I can create a shield in front of me that blocks all damage all right well that might help come on stray show me your worst I've got Chester on my side yeah get him buddy block all the damage Shield go come on Chester all right buddy stay alive ah we got him yeah dude that wasn't so bad challenge complete oh I got 2500 bonus points for that nice job Shield Chester let's see what we can buy we can buy a whoopee cushion brace what the heck is that okay uh yes my favorite way to block damage the shield of flatulence when an enemy attacks send them flying back well let's try it out shall we goodness that was a powerful toot joke my dude hello Mr husk Goodbye Mr husk charge it up and yeah ah feeling better already and go home it's a little weird this is the most powerful item I have but not for long so I spent the day passing gas on ghouls deflecting deadly damage and summoning special sapling saviors until yeah ten thousand yeah right Chester he's alright back to the shop we go now we're talking for ten thousand I can buy the steampunk armor things are starting to get epic my friend oh now we're talking dude look at me man I'm ready I've got steampunk armor and then I just have a whoopee cushion on my arm don't judge me all right epicness comes from all shapes and sizes right click to burst forward with an incredible speed leaving a trail of smoke behind get ready and yeah uh might need to take off my whoopee cushion for this and go oh snap dude ouch that's cool oh and go oh snap steampunk power activate oh man so it's like a temporary speed boost I guess it might damage mobs hold on let me try that hello Mr creeper okay we got a creeper in the bushes watch out Chester I've got a plan and steam power go oh it does damage him and now he's floating in the air well see you later Mr creeper he's rising from the steam oh never mind all right well he's gunpowder now we have a way to damage mobs I mean it is using gravity but I'll take what I can get what do you think Chester ready for our next challenge let's do it the volcanic Pillager has appeared at the volcanic Village oh that sounds dangerous what's our next armor the red cape Shield that's at 50 000. uh Chester are we ready for a volcano dude I have no power that stops fire damage or anything yeah let's give it a shot I mean worst case scenario I die of violent and fiery death so that's fine let's do this this way Chester to the volcano guys I've heard something check this out steampunk armor go it's a little hard to use in my steampunk power amongst all the trees but if I look up and use it I can use use it to like temporarily fly yeah yeah oh man I might die here a nice easy way to get around as long as I don't die yeah ah yes berry bushes my greatest way to gain currency that's awesome volcano here I come have we made it are we here yeah that's quite a volcano oh no right next to a village not a great place to park a village unless the volcano came afterwards oh oh boys take flight I'll see you in space my boys have a nice trip see you next fall oh gosh they didn't die okay Chester be careful Chester they're not going to make this easy on me come on take them out take them out yes is that working yes and come on baby uh challenge completed okay there's more great fantastic is there a better way to take these guys out what do you think Chester back to the shop we go we do have enough for the red cape Shield uh we can give that a shot although mobs have gotten stronger so Shield you better be good you look amazing I gotta tell you that man what used to be pillows and newspaper is now this man I'll take it oh dude that's so nice automatically Dodge projectiles that'll be sweet blessing of reversal that's a quarter million damage okay can't afford that just yet Chester let's get ourselves a raise or technically give those pillagers a raise you know because of our steampunk armor hello boys oh yeah I like that dude yeah can't touch me now can you pillagers oh gosh Chester's having a bad time sorry buddy block their damage and go steampunk attack you can't touch me yeah go ahead and shoot each other Boom the fury of chaos Save The Villages oh my goodness you scared me dude get him Chester Chester one last one to take out get revenge Chester oh you just pushed him in lava all right challenge complete hey I got like 40 000 extra damage from that not too shabby the threat has been taken out what up gentlemen you ever wish you were an alien abducting mobs now that you mentioned it yeah like 40 times a day that's weird but okay you can do exactly that in our new map alien um available now on the Minecraft Marketplace I'm glad you're safe buddies um although you might want to move away from the giant lava spitting volcano but uh that's just me protect the village I thought I just did oh gosh they're back again come on Chester we've got more work to do go away you away you stirs can you guys pick on somebody your own size stay away from my villager friends yeah oh my goodness I'm blocking a lot of damage here hold on hold on blocking the damage isn't gonna do much oh gosh you all right buddy all right he's fine he looks a little shocked you okay Chester just a little traumatized it's all right we'll get those pesky boys so I have 800 000 damage blocked there uh let's buy the blessing of reversal here oh my goodness a million okay I can't quite afford our space-time armor but we'll come back for it oh wait dude Chester this is perfect the blessing of reversal hello gentlemen I could stay here forever and block all the damage but I can also equip the villagers to take on the pillagers too get ready for battle boys there we go look at him dude he's not even looking every arrow gets reflected off of the Villager and back onto the pillagers oh gosh you're right buddy you're right there we go just get all these villagers ready for battle I think that should be every buddy hey challenge completed the village is protected and now you guys don't even have to move well except maybe uh four people in one bedroom is a little tight but I guess you you guys can move into the volcano if you need some extra space I don't think those guys are gonna bother you anymore all right Chester let's head back into the shop next up is the space time armor uh Chester do we have space for it nah I don't have time for this oh man I gotta replace my steampunk outfit it's so cool looking space time activate oh no oh God oh time armor it looks like I got a really long neck beard ah well I'm sure it's very powerful I just missed my steampunk armor already oh while ugly it's kind of awesome hold on look I can create a tear in space time Chester you're looking the wrong way the cool thing is on this side over here nope he's fascinated by this grass block okay well you guys can watch as I run through it I create a rift in time that sets down these after images that are called which can fight for me and fight against mobs and uh slowly you know Vanquish from existence but in the meantime they'll be helpful against steady enemies I try to battle quite handsome fellows I might add what do you think Chester ow what I just got punched what do you think Chester ready for our next challenge let's do it a big bedrock golem has appeared at the giant Bedrock Forest no problem I fought harder foes before where are we headed to Compass this way hold on can I still wear my other armor okay oh heck yeah okay so I can still use the armor to get around and everything good good good I don't have to be ugly forever that's great the steampunk is just so good for getting around man ouch and breaking my toes but I like my toes freshly broken it's like ASMR to me ouch ah hello sand saying do the thing oh yes almost as satisfying as crunched wait I see this is this what are you mysterious oh it's just planks in the watercraft these ADHD simulator I found it the Bedrock Forest oh and there he is the bedrock golem hello Mr bedrock golem uh I'll be honest I thought you were gonna be bigger Mr Mr Golem is he a friendly Golem oh no oh no he's coming after me uh-oh uh okay okay yeah he's not happy yeah get him Chester wait I have an idea I can have my clones do all the work don't worry Chester the Clones can do the work for me yeah get them clothes attack Vanquish the evil oh that's working out so great come on come on yeah my boys I'm so proud of you my beautiful blue Afterglow we Vanquish the Bedrock monster I think it was a monster I hope nothing can stop us except maybe the unsubscribe button but let's let's not talk about that if you're gonna have to hit a button uh consider the like button huh we have 30 million damage blocked oh my goodness come on Chester as much as I like being a bald bearded man I'm not finished with my upgrades let's go ahead and buy our fifth dimension Shield oh sick I don't hold it like a normal Shield what does this thing do oh it's an upgraded Chester dude look at that man The Fifth Dimension Shield Chester yeah oh looking good my man so now we have a bunch of regeneration and Chester will stop all projectiles from hitting me so that's nice but let's not stop there let's also buy this the skirt the scourage The Scourge armor ah yes and even ugly armor I have let's try it on oh wow yeah oh no well the good news at least I got a bunch more hearts and I have new powers as well oh snap hold on check this out uh how does this work yeah oh there we go check it out I can shoot out acid that like melts out melts blocks wow that's very powerful okay great I can vomit eroding green acid yes destroy the blocks around me the best way to mine vomiting acid balls I don't know if I like that sentence but it's a power I now have also when mobs attack me they turn into the infected I don't know what that means but uh sounds cool what you think Chester time for a challenge I don't see why not we've crushed the challenges so far already there's a black hole skeleton at the cataclysm let's go buddy it's time to spit green melty goo with bad guys oh no don't ask me the crafty development team are just as weird as I am we've got a good team well found the cataclysm and that's right next to a village uh guys why why would you live here why is every boss monstrosity right next to a village dude hello Mr skeleton yeah you can't even touch me hahaha ouch yo Chester can you help here I thought you were supposed to stop his projectiles ah well it's fine it's all adding up to the damage number anyways hello gentlemen would you like to get vomited on blah get him oh oh snap check it out dude I've turned them into the infected yes fight for me boys take them out go infected take on those skeletons yeah no problem me and my boys Vanquish and evil oh my goodness what the heck is this place man can I jump down there is that a terrible idea I mean I have a lot of Hearts yeah you guys take care of that over there uh that's probably the main boss right well he's dead challenge complete well that was easy thanks gentlemen all right let's jump down here oh uh is it safe to walk on ah never mind these bad guys just casually capturing the power of a sun but we're just gonna move on huh we've taken out the boss we've done our job now we're uh uh I do feel a little weird leaving the uh infected bacon right next to the Village let's just clean these guys up just to avoid a zombie apocalypse that's the last thing I want to do is you know save the world and accidentally cause a zombie apocalypse so you see I'm a good role model you hear that parents crafty says clean up after yourself [Music] all right anyways next upgrade let's do this thing we shall buy the brace of uh never mind I can't afford it let's take on our next Challenger the swarmy swarmer has appeared at The Hive that sounds dangerous just what I like to hear dude the Swarm my armor might be great against it if there's like a lot of enemies they all just turn into the infected and fight for me yeah yeah all right let's do this thing swarm this has got to be something I've been climbing for hours totally not forgetting that I have steampunk armor to help me fly oh gosh this place is disgusting hey swarm you around here somewhere yellow hello oh it smells in here dude oh never mind that is just me oh gosh hello boys that's not so bad a couple of guys hello swarmy swarmers easy peasy dude yes attack me swarm yes oh no I wonder if I'll die uh easy money go ahead infected do your thing yes get them boys my Army of zombie bacon goes after those swarmy swarms this is so easy dude honestly I was excited for a challenge oh goodness that's a lot more of them whoa okay okay there was a lot more than I thought there was oh goodness gracious no bacon boys they're dying oh my gosh I've underestimated this place oh no okay okay use my shield back up swarmy swarm ow yeah infected dude the more bad guys you have the more infected I'll have to fight back against you yes my bacon Army cannot be defeated yeah great job boys where are you going boys there's more go attack it's an entire war going on man holy cow this is awesome they're still coming boys back up I'll blow the infected right to the middle of my Army get em Don't Stop Now bacon boys dude this is so cool they keep coming it's time to bring out the big guns my whoopee cushion yeah take that foul monsters is it done no more spawning I think we might have done it just a couple little guys left here yes yes yeah we've done it boys we've taken out the Swarm ah I feel kind of bad you know taking out my bacon Army after they work so hard so how about this you promise to be safe and be kind no eating brains and we're all good right wow that was intense just in case I'm gonna go ahead and seal off the exit they've got a nice home to live oh Chester uh Chester buddy oh sorry Chester come on up dude didn't mean to leave you behind now my bacon Army has a nice new home to live they're safe I promise and now we can afford a brace of judgment whoa It's like a fist man look at it it's a metal fist oh looking powerful man we only have a couple of items left the infinity armor is what I'm after summons a giant golden sword that falls from the sky to judge the mobs that attack me interesting I don't know what that means but let's try it I've got my judgment fist on one hand and my whoopee cushion on the other you know as all superheroes do let's go find some mobs to judge oh gosh oh my goodness dude okay I did not expect that also yes I did see the diamond oh I feel a little scared I was ready to judge like a creeper maybe a skeleton oh goodness gracious I guess we can judge it Warden hello Mr Warden dude legit horrifying I I really dislike the warden man oh he's so scary I get actual chills like this man Minecraft's not supposed to be this spooky dude hello Mr sniffy Warden oh there he is I can hear him you will be judged Warden ah hello Mr Warden there we go it's time for you to be judged is it working is he being judged oh goodness gracious I'm taking a lot of damage here man bracelet do your judgment I do not know how this bracelet works man we're just gonna pretend that section never happened right guys I can't get this Gauntlet working dude I may not be worthy holding the gauntlet either that or all mobs are worthy of living but regardless it's time to move on to my next item the molecular Shield oh now we're talking dude block all incoming attack and enlarge the player to crush enemies now we're talking let's do it oh gosh I think I break blocks by running into them as well whoops let me just put that back here challenge or whatever come on Chester boy it's time to take on a mansion oh well howdy there Mr Mansion yeah let's try this Shield shall we oh oh yeah dude I can just break the blocks by running into them oh I like this man hello buddy all right how you doing see you later oh this is so satisfying I'm team villager all the way why is there a farm in here dude you farming pickles in the dark yeah this is so cool looking dude be free little little ass be free ah yes delicious Woodland chocolate nobody makes it more delicious oh my goodness guys that is not how you farm trees that is the worst way ever they have no room to grow anyway hi yes hello everyone welcome to my Minecraft ASMR video that is not how you go upstairs I'm so sorry pardon me excuse me this is five hours of relaxing block breaking sounds ah yes do you feel relaxed see it are you relaxed well I certainly would call that Mansion destroyed I am not even sure I took a single heart of damage can we afford our next upgrade oh I might have broken a bit of the portal my bad I was a little big going into that yes we can next up energy armor oh looking nice and fancy I like this one able to fly freely nice and summoned lightning strikes on enemies that attack me ah oh my goodness that that did a lot of damage to me oh my wow oh wow you guys are strong ow are you the Woodland Vex I heard all about oh goodness he's fast too take this monster lightning strike go come on Chester this guy means business dude let's take him out you can't stop me I wish I had a better weapon wait I've got my shield take that yeah I got him easiest sneezes hey stop it you little guys they have little swords in their hand little minions ow bro they're doing like 40 hearts and damage I don't like this don't touch my fragile little crafty body that's it the big boy he's coming out to play Ah that's what I'm talking about little fairy yeah yeah I can't reach you man this guy's hard all right we got him hello boys whoa what just happened they attacked me just flew up there yes fear me I Vanquish evil with my forehead I don't know what's going on but I like it I think that might be my new suit of armor or something it like shocks them and they fly away hey don't mess with chester dude uncalled for yeah yeah oh yeah we are definitely getting very powerful and by getting powerful I mean we're the most OP thing that's ever existed can we now block a billion damage I love it so much all right friends that should do it I believe after long last after many hours it's time to buy the infinity armor it looks slightly underwhelming looks like a crown of some kind but let's try it on hey yeah oh snap okay that's way cooler than I thought it was gonna be I'm like the Avatar now it's time my friends to summon the giant fist the only monster desert a deal a billion damage and your boy is gonna block it and there he is on the platform the giant fist all right buddy come on Mr fist do your worst I'm ready for anything uh yeah dude he disappeared I think I just crushed his soul he did a half hour to damage he's like all right I'm out thanks for watching this far if you enjoyed leave a like and if you made it this far in the video you're truly awesome leave a comment I love pickles to just to confuse everybody else who didn't make it this far we'll see ya in the next one everybody

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Id: jUzErc0chZs

Length: 26min 46sec (1606 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 06 2023