MINECRAFT but EVERYTHING KILLS YOU

what if you're playing Minecraft cute little sheep comes up to you and eat your flesh and I'm not just talking about the sheep the cows the pigs the chickens the best part is every time you miner block the block wants to kill you me and Alex had one simple mission get diamond even the diamond is gonna want to kill you 200,000 likes if you want to see some more dumb minecraft stuff boopadoo minecraft what that see like I knew this was coming and it's still the funniest I'm being attacked by old MacDonald's entire farm ad revenue please was slain by a horse joke's on you there I can hear that horse dying victory out from the grave all right me and Alex are both in survival mode right now if we break literally anything it will try and kill us okay except grass grasp maybe apparently grass kills yeah let's go see if the village will protect us Alex I do see a cow we have to be careful they're getting payback for all those McDonald's burgers ah ah oh my god you they're so fast they're so fast and I'm gonna have her from everywhere I don't that's what is this she that dude we are not gonna live we don't have weapons oh I don't think I don't damage to this thing I'm trying to are finally I killed it I finally killed something I'm normally a vegan in Minecraft but today is calling for drastic measures right I might die too okay Alex was killed by a pig I'm trying to run to a house I'm trying to get to a house with a pet okay I'm in a house I can't mean a house oh my god ah okay it's daytime thank God oh my god okay they're still trying to kill us Alex they are still trying to murder us man I'm gonna go with a sheep come get me idiot trying to get some timber oh my god Alex I wanted the baulk of timber and it is killing me I am being killed this is what we get for tearing down the rainforests because yeah oh my god that took forever we're gonna do this for every single block all right so here's the crafting table I'm gonna make sticks and then I'm gonna make a sword okay I have enough for a sword I used to be a vegan but this challenge has brought out the evil in me come here cow okay the cow is okay why are they so fast man I don't think you have any idea how fast I really am lay off the G fuel cow there is a bit of tree twig attacking me what even is this damn challenge there's a pork chop attacking me how is a pork chop almost killing me I've got to get inside okay that'll teach me to eat meat yeah this has become a lot harder than I thought it'd be you don't say a challenge we're literal twigs of trees come to life and try and eat us alive is bad ah I just hit you sketchy you break I'm gonna break some cobblestone and see how powerful is dounia's do it kill it kill the stone kill the rock oh my god we did it oh we did it Alex what's yeah there's a bit of porkchop chasing you I don't even have a four-team Alex I can't even hit him oh my god I'm sorry for eating mate I'm sorry oh my let's kill it we do it together Lord if we get this we need to do it together I got it I got attacked me I don't I don't accidentally kill you out because this is attained oh yeah all right make me a stone sword I'll be the fighter you be the miner Oh stone sword yes you got it Alex you pinned him in a corner get him yes baby we're slaying now yeah this is easy now until the Sheep start attacking again ah oh you made me stone pickaxe thank you like an iron what we're done a baby attacked by seeds I am actually being attacked by seeds right now and I have the one heart of Hill okay I was I was killed by the stuffed chickens eat I think we're gonna become roommates Alex we're becoming roommates oh ok me and Alex and our roommates if we sleep together the blocks can't get us right this is hi this is actually terrifying we should actually break these hay bales for food we will have to kill to get our food I here we go let's go let's get him double-teaming no he's gonna kill ya he's gonna kill me no we're good we're we got we gotta just careful making the sea sick you know you live in a tough life but this is how you have to make bread ah die bread die oh the seeds the seeds might actually be the most powerful block we're gonna be careful not to hit each other oh my god I accidentally created another one see every time we try and fight the seeds we accidentally make more see because we keep breaking grass no I can't get me you'll never take me alive yes alright we've managed to make bread so that we can go mining this is incredible direct we are making progress I'm gonna have to fight this guys come here yeah bah bah dead sheep thank you for your meat is more watch out for the chicken oh my god there's a chicken colony they escaped from the KFC restaurant dude they're coming for us we can't go anywhere without having to fight seeds a block of wall has become sentient what even is happening this is actually Alex I'm being killed by wall dude to think we're gonna have to kill Cole to get torches we're gonna have to kill iron to even get a pickaxe to mine diamond oh here we go fire let's get an iron is our I am but is also a creep up ah there's a big gap in here and die iron block yes we have all the - we need to get timing nice oh my god I'm being attacked by a cow are you found call oh my god is attacking it's in the dark where is it there's a bit of coal Alex what's yeah there's a sheep where did this sheet come from it is like the sheep's actually pretty easy to kill because we can see what we have to fight where is like with the little items we can't see their bodies we don't know where to hit yeah you want me to make a torch yeah my couture understand way if I break this chart really good attack yeah all right we're gonna probably need to get more coal break that one will kill it kill it all kill the call don't believe I'm saying that to kill the coal yep easy easy well what was that was that diamond my screen is shaking the Kraken is attacking yes go go kill kill kill it kill it it's so powerful okay we go yeah okay okay easy cobblestone Alex does all the building because he is way smarter than my furnace she's been created all right we've made a furnace iron is being cooked bro it took us an hour to start cooking iron this will give us enough for a sword and a pickaxe let's go yeah ha we got it we got it and I present to thee laser beam I am sure oh thank you thank you I want to try something I want to say if I can kill enemies by just letting them drop do that's genius a like if I break that do they just die yeah tell you that stone take that as genius that's what you get that's what you get I like out for a brief second there baby zombies and then they turn into the starter oh dude a sheep just came we just might have to straight mine but it's just gonna be so brutal I wanna see if this thing steps in the lava to come fight us ha they just won't do it they just weren't going to lava wait what if I do this Oh Oh a mistake like that backfired okay so strip mining for diamond is gonna be fun after many hours of me and Alex trying to mine and being killed by a cobblestone we decided mining was stupid our one hope of finding diamond was the chest in a desert temple okay we have to figure out another way to get diamond we managed to get an iron sword from those mines it was mission successful but there's no way we can mined for diamond desert temple it is let's go on our only hope he's literally run across the map until we find the desert temp you know what I reckon to be funny if we find the chest we have to break the chest and then the contents of the chest will want to kill us battle could be our final boss our final boss could be a bunch of random crap from a chest Oh another village this could be huge yeah oh my god oh my god there isn't a bed in here but like get inside we start our adventure and a damn Armada of pigs the crafting table here I'm gonna break it just so we have another crafting table I'm gonna have to kill the crafting table this crafting table wants to be dead I'm also gonna break the bed I'm gonna kill have to kill the bed but it'll be good to have a bed I'm busy fighting a bed in here Alex I'm just killing stuff through the window no mommy noise oh this is big brain they really want to try and get through the window but I can just kill all that I didn't know pigs could jump through windows surely village is running there's a farmer being attacked by his pigs oh no I keep accidentally creating seeds no I'm gonna die I'm actually dead Paul we have to find a desert temple that is our only way to find Timon we will never be able to mine enough we just got to run from now on we just have to sprint there is a desert over here yes but once we're in a desert Alex you have to watch out for bunny rabbits bunny rapid-fire vicious village village villages have temples around them sometimes run this is a weird thing the bunnies sizzle like creepers sorry but I think the bunny rabbits marpie creepers is there a desert temple what's yet remember for the bunny rabbits I'm pretty sure they crepe is I want to say thanks well yep they're freaking creeper their death on the crepe is the sand has come to life just and you need to relax we need to stay in deserts you wanna know why we need to stay in deserts no seeds we I mean we could realistically spend like hours running around and maybe it would have been faster to mine but I know I don't want to fight cobblestone for three hours I'd rather run Alex Alex Alex Alex if we are lucky watch out for the exploding bunny rabbits alright you relax because remember if we drop this guy he'll drop on the pressure plate and then blow everything up yes true I have bad experience with sand temples I have bad experience okay we're gonna stop go down slowly and kill each individual bit because if if we let them go on that pressure plate it will yeah yeah these little blocks can trigger the present pressure plate and make everything explode I know I died easy now we can drop down just don't trigger the pressure plate yeah that's right okay the pressure plate is alive has come let's try one of these chests might have the time and we've been searching for I don't know if we break the chest if it's gonna make a bunch of enemies or if it's gonna make like nothing the final boss of the series is a beaded dormant you're ready Alex I'm gonna break it you get ready yeah here we go here we go oh my god it's a women's college force there's a diamond and there's a torch I want Alex you got it Alex you know I'll get my Alex why is everything okay everything's on fire the dye and so on we killed the chess but I can't get down yes yes my screen is shaking the Kraken is spawned here take the diamond Alex aah big boy Alex the diamond is mine the diamond is mine Alex yeah Alex you died the dome is mine wait you you just swap to create Oh what are you doing ha ha ha I'll do it Alex I'll destroy this diamond to the diamond must be killed once and for all yeah joke's on you bro the diamond went in the lava no all right well that was the video that was the hardest thing I've ever done in Minecraft we definitely copped out by not mining for diamond but you can only fight so much cobblestone before you go insane we were never getting that 200 challenges sheriff to Alex for the idea and as always I'm gonna be saying cobblestone in my nightmares

Channel: LazarBeam

Views: 7,801,660

Keywords: MINECRAFT, minecraft but, minecraft challenge, gaming, gameplay, minecraft gameplay, funny, lazarbeam

Id: 9kIZ2LkiigI

Length: 13min 45sec (825 seconds)

Published: Wed Nov 20 2019