Mike Hammer on Penn & Teller: Fool Us

learn the trick so the first time i was on full list was about five years ago and penn teller busted me but they didn't actually bust me they busted my assistant who was a blow up do dog a little aggressive with the crowds one of the biggest questions i get asked after my show is does anyone ever get pissed off and want to fight you so i can see where they're coming from but everyone has a good time and it's all in fun my nightly show in vegas is going great and people still come up to me and say we remember you from fool us this is what an average night looks like for us and tonight nobody's gonna forget me especially my victim my volunteer pen and teller tonight we're gonna even the score give it up for the hilarious mike hammer all right thank you guys so much thank you thanks for having me back guys i was here five years ago i usually select someone from the audience but tonight you guys are safe because we've got a special guest he's a very funny comedian you saw him on whose line is it anyway he's here because drew carey turned me down ladies and gentlemen brad sherwood let's welcome brad sherwood king of improv i'm just listening how are you how you doing hello i didn't know you were so big i wouldn't have thrown that drew carey comment there right i just want the audience to know uh we did not set this up you do not know what's going to happen not at all i barely know what's going to happen so let's try this out you got uh we need your 20. have you got a 20 on you really sure i'm already losing money in vegas all right yeah here i'll help you out there okay two dollar bill who has that you all right a hundred ladies and gentlemen we will be using a hundred dollar bills that okay with you 100 well all right yes all right you heard it remember the hundred dollar bill would you like the money clip as well since you you don't need that here you have a seat you paid for it oh terrific all right close your legs sir we don't need to knock out the front row okay here's what i'd like you to do i want you to think of a name any name at all do not say it out loud and you're gonna write that name down as big as you can on the front of the hundred all right i'll turn away we did not set this up fold it in half brad so nobody sees it are you doing that i am doing that okay uh i'll take a look now and we're good all right i'm going to take the bill back for me i'll fold it in half again finally into small quarters oh thank you very much like a professional fantastic now you cannot see through this bill no how about the open eye no i'm going to try and guess what the name is on this bill but first i need to hide this underneath you and no no no just underneath you're not inside what i was going to say yeah i'd have to open my legs open your legs for another 100 i'll show you some real magic okay i don't want to see anything else disappear yeah i got you i got you behind me that is yeah lean to your right side lift up your left cheek all right that's actually your leg here do it manually lift it up manually there you go there you go and sit back down get off my hand all right grant here's what's going to happen i'm going to look in your mouth i'm going to see through the other side of your body this is the weirdest trick you'll ever see i'm gonna look in his mouth see all the way through the other side try and read the name off the bill you're sitting on okay okay i'm gonna ask you to tilt your head back this will stay on yes yes okay yeah [Music] it's glued tilt your head back open wide don't breathe out let me get that flashlight open wide the name starts with a b is that correct or or a c or i gotta be honest with you folks i cannot see through there there's a blockage yeah you were eating some snacks weren't you i i had burritos burritos yeah i am peanuts peanuts i saw peanuts peanuts yes need to remove the peanuts before we continue you're lucky this wasn't you teller ladies and gentlemen make some noise you're glad you're not brad everybody because this could have been you brad close your legs cause this is gonna suck oh geez all right here's what i need you to do [Applause] i almost feel bad i know what's gonna happen listen i've got to put this in your mouth and suck the peanuts out of the way but don't worry i'm wearing a glove good tilt your head back open white how's that feel pretty good all right open wide open wide the switch was right there and you could have stopped it at any point [Music] come back tomorrow we'll go in the other way all right we'll cut that out open wide brad tilt your head back well your nuts are gone listen i didn't see your hundred dollar bill you were sitting on it can you stand up take a look underneath you is it gone it's gone hell yeah magic thanks so much man all right good night everybody no no what no okay no have a seat close your legs i don't know if you remember that part you were sitting on a bill and then we sucked it out nice and loud what's inside the vacuum so my nuts [Applause] take them out first before you say it hold those up nice and high show the audience show the audience hold them up nice and high so the audience can see your nuts ladies and gentlemen one more thing look inside the vacuum do you see a hundred dollar bill i do not no cause then i would have been penn and teller but if we push his nuts aside there's something special in here it's difficult to see if you're further back i can tell by the lack of response man there's something special there there's a bill in there can you hold out both hands closer like you're gonna catch your nuts amongst your knots what do you see my hundred good you're too good for this routine did you write the name snoopy i did is that the same bell there it is ladies and gentlemen same bell same guys same nuts let's give it up for fred everybody i'm gonna give you this as a souvenir and here's a few bucks for being a good sport thank you so much you're awesome thank you so much my pleasure keep it going on for fred sherwood ladies and gentlemen thank you so much greg thank you so much my camera everyone oh thank you so much for not asking me to volunteer well do you always abuse the people you bring on stage yeah i wanted to get pen but they said that wouldn't be good for my life so does it ever go wrong i've had some weird things happen i had a i do it a trick where i bring someone up on stage and i have my hands tied behind my back it's not an escape but i'm going to do a pickpocket demonstration with my hands tied and the guy tied me up and then left the stage and i'm standing there just tied up i told the audience i said will someone come up and untie me but they thought it was part of the show oh my goodness all right well let's find out if the boys know how you did your drink boys you know brad sherb was an old friend of ours you're an old friend of ours we're just relaxing and watching you work oh thanks so much thanks for having me back great time and um i want to point out you're at the four queens on fremont street doing magic all the time yeah i believe that's the most important thing you want to hear out of me right once i've said you're at the four queens doing magic nightly you're able to say yup they mustered me back no i appreciate that thank you so much it's wonderful to see you again i guess i do have to get to what the show is at no you don't you could just keep talking about my show but i will say last time you're on we talked about a cartoon bunny yeah and this time we'll talk about another comic book superman okay because superman is also known as the man of now goodbye see he did this last time his code is so good i don't know what he's saying welcome to my life i never know what he's oh thank you thanks you guys so much they did they did no i did not fool them okay but they're awesome thanks so much don't go away we still have more amazing magicians for you stay close you

Channel: Mike Hammer

Views: 132,415

Rating: 4.7794542 out of 5

Keywords: Penn & Teller, comedy, magic, Fool Us, Las Vegas, Mike Hammer

Id: oc8EcAMx97c

Length: 9min 24sec (564 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 24 2020