Mike Epps Lets Loose on State of Comedy, Katt Williams, Indiana Basketball | Ep 222 | ALL THE SMOKE

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know how y Brothers doing man y'all some good Brothers good to see you again man good to see you man we we originally did this before yeah so that's what I wanted to get into I mean we really Pride oursel on having authentic real conversations we can learn from the conversation we can you know motivate from quiet down in the back Nate thanks um so we like you said we did this show a month ago or maybe five weeks ago and you hit us after the show and said hey let's hold it I want to do a redo tell us why you felt that way well you know sometimes man when you do these podcasts and you do interviews sometimes you know depending on the mode you in you might not say some of the things that you wanted to say and sometime I find myself reiterating some of the things that I've already said in interviews people didn't seen my interviews a million times on on YouTube and stuff so I just don't want to say the same thing right and when I left I realized that I said damn you know cuz sometime I want to keep re-educating people on who I am yes but it made sense though because he wasn't there so it's better to BR he was I missed Warren G I was that was the same day was the day before we had Mike the day before stack stop smoking man yeah my bad I'm going to pop this open oh yeah we forgot we got forgot to oh my God made to chill yeah cuz the mountains are blue cor is light shout out cor is light We Appreciate You Standing On Top of the World mhm this is that mountain drink and it's nice and cold too lotion from mik anybody got any lotion on them y I work on Transmissions when I'm here in Indiana and I fly chicken over at [Music] papy's see you too light-skinned to see your ass um again just recently you know there was headlines between you know you had to stand up you had said some stuff and and obviously Shannon sharp in his podcast and Cat Williams and all this you know it really made headlines broke records um you recently got in the man and was telling jokes how you tell jokes and it kind started starting getting back and forth but I was glad I knew it would happen you and Shannon were able to talk and and figure it out and that happened I think yesterday if I'm not mistaken can you kind of you don't to tell us what it was about but just how that came about and and where you guys are at now well you know we at the end of the day this is all entertainment you know that's what this is we're not selling drugs we're not uh we're not in the Underworld so there's some guidelines and rules to the business that we're in and um you know at the end of the day we got families we got kids and stuff like that so sometime we can get out of line man you know and me personally you know I can get out of line a little bit sometime well I said some stuff that I didn't real some stuff I shouldn't have said some of the stuff was good it was funny everybody was laughing but then when I went back and looked at it I said yeah I kind of crossed the line a little bit but when you go cross the line you already there so I just didn't expect uh I just didn't expect the brother to get so mad about it you know and then like I said on on the on the podcast I said I said a lot of people have been talking about him I mean I've seen it on Saturday Night Live I seen a lot of Cory hok different ones I just was wondering why you know what I mean you got singled out that he and then you know he told me he was like you know what Mike I'mma Be honest with you it was because it was you he said cuz guess what I [ __ ] with you these people out here they'll damn near do what you tell them to do so when he said that I I I said damn you you right man you I didn't look at it that way at first and it you know it just brought some light to me man and you know I felt bad about it and I I wanted to meet up with him and personally look him in the face and tell him that I was sorry cuz I've been I've been messing with people and talk about them since I was a kid you know what I mean I'm talking about I I I hold my breath when I was a kid say I'm about to do it and I'll talk about the bully I talk about the dude that shoot everybody and all that and say something to him that don't nobody just say man look at them shoes and B and everybody be laughing he be looking like I'm to kill you you know so that's my thing that's what I do I crack jokes on anybody period right on myself got to got to be able to laugh at yourself if I go on camera if I'm doing St that's what I told him too I if they jokes why you got to apologize if they jokes well I mean you know like I said man I it was it wasn't it wasn't uh it wasn't Shucky Ducky telling the joke it was Mike EPS telling it was Mike EPS that got five season sitcom on Netflix it was yeah it was Mike eper got a movie out with Snoop right now and it was Mike eper got a a a a a special coming out on Netflix is Mike eer been in the business for 30 years is Mike E that you know name hold weight name your name hold some weight yeah so so you know it was it was it was Mercedes Benz versus uh uh uh hondai you know what I mean Mercedes ben said something about me I got to say something about what he said you know that's what happened man so we shook hands we made cool and one thing I wanted to show I wanted to show these kids there another way to do it I wanted to show these kids that guess what no matter how I felt about him and how he felt about me that guess what this don't have to end in violence and I'm not about to prove myself to nobody and mess what I work so hard for to show somebody I'm a real [ __ ] nobody's nobody's too big to be talked about though you did the right thing but everybody can be talked about I not talk about everybody I've talked about I'm talking about I have talked about every body I'm serious I mean I talked about Shaq straight in his face I didn't call him Shrek and all kind he just be laughing I'm thinking that he going to laugh too you only get you only get mad like that when it's some truth to it dog that's just how I feel speaking of I'm glad you guys got to talk and clear your piece up but uh your show on HGTV with your wife uh buying back the block obviously something that's very important to you near and dear to your heart uh speak to that show and how important it is to you going back in your hometown and doing that you know what me and my wife we done we we we were blessed to be able to do this show uh you know I bought the houses a long time ago um I was buying these houses around here when they was $5 you know what I mean and didn't nobody understand it they like man you buying them raggedy ass house I said yep I'mma buy them and ain't going just going to sit on them cuz I already know these neighborhoods is they got a 20 year plan out on them and then when once I see a a once I start seeing a white man and a white lady with their dog walking by I oh I'm in there now they F to I'm going to get my money now when the white man ain't scared the black men no more that money G come through there and that's what happened man and my wife without her woman's touch right I couldn't have Did It My Woman My Woman My Wife is the one that put the ism on it you know my wife from Chicago I'm from Indianapolis I'm a little country compared to her and she put a little city on it so the houses look like you know I mean maybe somebody from New York might like it or something that's dope love it talk about the upshot U this [ __ ] mik man know used to holding this [ __ ] what happened to the Fisher Price Mike man who's doing this [ __ ] Jack got a drug dealer jogger suit on if I ain't never seen one thank God for the NBA when it come to Jack man cover up a lot [ __ ] just just go ahead and tell him the story when we first met before I ask you this question soon as I met Jack we started smoking weed together we went from there right across the street to RI uh the coach what was the coach Rick carile I pulled a blunt out on Rick carile it say sign with the Pati this is the day I signed with the patient he looking at Jack like I know you just just smoke with this dude and you better leave him alone if you going to play with our organization but anyway we had a good time had a good time I took Jack straight to the neighborhood I took him straight to the hood I wanted to show him they got real Negroes every city you know what I mean it was a small little part but it was it was enough it was enough [ __ ] let's talk about the upshaws congratulations on the success of the upshaws um and I'm waiting thank you on my call for my uh Cameo we got hey I had to get I had to get to Fifth Season to start bring my friends and stuff I had to prove myself I got you congratulations but talk about that how did how did that come about you know the upshaws man um uh was a idea that I thought of the show was based out of this home out of my hometown Indianapolis um and I thought of the idea and I said man you know who could I get to be in this with me and I and I went down the list I thought about Tiffany hadish I thought about jessar I thought about all these different ones and I said well if I want to do a s for the Sun or George Jefferson type show I need that type of comedian so I thought of Wanda Sykes me and my my producing Partners I said Wanda sa she's perfect so I called Wanda and you know it took her about two weeks to call me back and then she finally called me back she was like yeah what's up Mike cuz that was strange to her Mike El call I don't deal with this [ __ ] hey Mike I said yeah I got an idea I want to do yeah she said go ahead tell me what it is and I told her she said uh she said let me think about it I'mma go to my people and went and she went to her people and thought about and they liked it they liked it we went to Netflix we saw it and um we went and got Kim Fields who is a great actress that been in uh Facts of Life and and Living Single David Allen Grill my favorite oh man we got we we got some characters on the show man you know what I mean we it we this last season we've had everybody we've had fa on Love on the show and we've had a lot of people man I was blessed to be able to get a I've been trying to get a TV show my whole career so you know how many times I've been t oh no and to be able to get one now man this is a blessing what up family we're all about making this year memorable with experiences we out there going to all the gaming concerts live whether I'm going out with my lady going with the homies or taking my kids to the game I stay booking these tickets I'm not missing a chance to make memories with family and friends in Game Time makes it easy to do just that I know here in La the Lakers are hosting the Bucks the Timberwolves and the Warriors you know I'm hitting one of these games with game time I also know I'll be able to view my seats before I buy so I know exactly what to expect that's right we can pick the section and Game Time picks the seats for big 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Madness right around the corner we got to make sure we stock up with cold refreshing Coors Light we stocking up is easy and convenient when you can get Coors Light delivered straight to your door just had the drizzly or instacart by going to coorslight.com smoke that's right head to Coors light.com smoke celebrate responsibly quar light Brewing Company Golden Colorado the current state of uh comedy right now um what you think about it with the council culture and everybody being so sensitive to jokes and things like that what's your opinion on it well you know I think as a comedian you really gota you got to weigh your odds you know you got you got one level of it that makes sense every level of it makes sense but you got a group of guys over here that are you think about Dave Chappelle you think about C Williams you think about guys like Corey hok these dudes are fearless man these dudes ain't they ain't thinking like I'm thinking see I'm over there they over there saying everything I want to say but I can't mess my money up y because I got a different I know how to act in a movie different Lane I know how to yeah I know how to do TV I know how to produce so I'm over there looking and trying to protect that right that don't have nothing to do with that now if I take that Lane right there it might yeah cut that off right cuz you don't see none of them dudes like real crossing over yeah yeah yeah not that they can't do it right they just not it's not but they got a heart of a lion when it come to this game mhm you know them guys are I'm telling you they Fearless man they go up there and say you know I say some crazy stuff but Lord Jesus they go hard and I just sit back in my popcorn I'm like boy they got a whole lot of heart man and it works for them they sell like a absolutely has has the has the genre suffered because of this because of everybody being so sensitive oh yeah oh yeah that's that's uh you know know when you think about Richard Pryor and uh red fox and Bernie Mack and them kind of guys man they wouldn't have made it in this time you know they would have probably just walked away from the game because it's a damn shame that you're allowed to do it in a different area and you're not allowed to do it in the area that is really you supposed to be doing it at comedians are supposed to be able to say whatever we want to say and crack a joke I mean two a two and to a respect you know what I'm saying you ain't got nobody talking about no kids and certain stuff you can't say period even with a joke it'll get you up out of here like some comedian he was just talking about George Floyd I don't know who it was um David pH he he called he apologized and all that they could have got a ass whoop that came with a ass whooping and phone calls he didn't apologize just cuz he wanted to yeah you know that but see you going for the laugh you going for the sh and you going for the laugh you know so make me feel like I'm going to do rap again man we need them mother microphones back U explain what basketball means to Indiana in your terms [ __ ] man Indiana basketball this is this is basketball when you talk if you hear basketball in America it's Indiana you know but you a Bobby Knight fan hell yeah I'm a bit I'm I'm a Bobby Knight fan in a whole another way you know what I mean I'm a Bobby Knight fan when it comes to the discipline uh how he was so disciplined and how he had them guys brainwashed into winning you know he just didn't have the the swag that we wanted him you know what I mean he was would have Bobby would have put his hands on you like he put his hands on some people Cal chain you know I mean at that time that they was doing that the the the black guys wasn't like that you know what I'm say saying them guys didn't start you know when old boy and them start showing up uh uh Derek Coleman and all them see that wouldn't have work with Derek Coleman no that's why Derek Coleman didn't play for Indiana certain dudes got to go to Syracuse yeah certain dudes got brought to those teams that were that were put up with certain stuff what team or player made you love basketball what team made me team or player that made you love basketball oh man you know they always talk about all the the the regular name guys the Michael Jordan and the Magic Johnson's and all that kind of stuff but you know I liked it uh I like guys who really didn't get you know that much praise that were really stronger than the dudes who had the names they would get quiet points they was they was great players you know uh uh dudes like Baron Davis you know what I'm saying underrated man a beast out there you know what I mean uh um what's so boy's name that played for Cincinnati big life Ken Martin Kenya Martin man you know what I'm saying see y'all in that era to me when I talk about K like y'all them y'all the same dudes that's who I recognize is you guys them are the real players the other dudes is just you know they part of the media you weak am I weak your game weak I mean I can play better than than than a than a jail [ __ ] or something like that look behind you look behind you look look at his face behind you I don't even talk to East Coast [ __ ] them [ __ ] is them [ __ ] is over uh uh confident wo W can play though I could tell he can play man no he cannot he cannot he can definitely not play Hey Gilly is the only athlete in they family dog and it's clear and and the whole family would say it I seen Gilly Gilly be yeah Gilly get down but I think he playing man he can see wow one of them dudes that can do something but be playing and till till it's time to do it and then it go he got a tender ACL though the tender ACL holds the back it's been tender for 15 years damn it's like a little it's like a chicken link now like a gizzard remember them little gizzards that came in the pack and Fred that gizzard your mama put about seven of them [ __ ] in there is it fair to say that um never and onions go ahead Jack mashed potato with their gravy with them sauteed onions over there yeah yeah okay this is what me and H G really talk about remember them soups no no [ __ ] the soups the spread Ramen soup with Doritos spread the sprad got another prison niggaer here yeah with the cheese the cheese the cheese come on with it uh uh uh uh uh the spread [ __ ] spread yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah what else come in there W you take them little beef SAU put cookies in it chips come on with it come on what else chips come on come and then and and then then you take the pack you take the pack of the thing and put it over everything come on man come on hold up you got to get the honey then you fold it up and let it sit for a minute go ahead W you can [Laughter] finish get on your prison shirt and the other inmates be jealous cuz they can't afford it you be we got W Mike talk about making a spread on all the smoke bro that's crazy how do you know how to make one when you in the NBA all these years he know someone like him that [ __ ] is crazy right there hey let's get back to it is it safe to say that Eddie Murphy and Richard Pry your comedy Inspirations oh man them is the them is the Godfathers right there man I did a I had a chance to I met Richard Pryor before he died and sat with him for a whole year he couldn't talk but he could you know CU yeah but he could see in his eyes cuz he had multiple scos all his muscles was gone but and I did movies with Eddie Murphy so I got a chance to work with the go fathers man you hear me that [ __ ] is oh man you were inoss talks to play Eddie Murphy excuse me uh Richard Pryor right yeah I was going to play Richard Pry man and then uh his wife I didn't I didn't screw his wife his ex-wife and she got mad you're not going to play Richard you didn't spank this ass I said nope I ain't playing Rich PR [ __ ] she going to Su me for this you're going to People's Court [ __ ] People's Court People's Court don't don't don't today today yeah man but but I you know what it was I I went to Richard PRI funeral man and none of his friends got up there and talked about him Paul Mooney none of them people went up there to talk about him bro Monique went up there on the stage she didn't know him and George Lopez went on the stage he didn't KN him he wasn't even in the casket the casket was shut we all in there crying she didn't burnt them up somewhere this the [ __ ] that we was going through Dana Ross just stood up right in the middle of the prayer and just start I swear to God I'm not Bor hey I can't tell you a lie she just starts singing like she had a big ass hat with a net on her [Laughter] [ __ ] hey you know and guess what [ __ ] I get on the stage right I'm on the stage I'm coming down cuz I've been on coke for two three nights they think I'm crying for Richard but I'm crying cuz I've been high all night his kids is sitting there crying man so his so when I seen his kids crying I start crying cuz just made I'm like damn that's they dad let me tell you something bro the lady told me that night you're not ready to play Richard I said [ __ ] you [ __ ] going kiss my [ __ ] ass I sit up here but you know what I told him though you know what I told her no I'mma tell you some real [ __ ] I'mma tell you what I told her Steve and I told her look here Stephen I love Richard Pry I love to death but my kids don't know who he is but the little [ __ ] know me so I'm the [ __ ] I'm the as good as Richard Pry was he was a bad [ __ ] these kids they know who the hell Mike EPS is and I that's my OG I love him but the time is moved on so if you go see a Richard Pry movie with me in it you going to see Mike f play Richard Pride right now for all the old heads that know Richard Pride they're going to be coming in there like yeah [ __ ] you better come on with that mud bone [ __ ] you better do that [ __ ] yeah yeah you know what I'm saying but my age and the kids the kids younger than me they don't know who they said Mike El playing a comedian on there I'm going to see this [ __ ] that's how that's that's yeah that's where we at they GNA say day day too they going to kill me with day day day day I think that rooll right there with Ice Cube that was the the best role that I played cuz I can't get the character off of me everywhere I go because the character is you in so many way some of it yeah that that that that's a part old mic in the street that's a lot of M old mic in the street that's a i play I played all kinds of roles I played uh drug dealers I played kill I was just I just was in a movie with uh uh uh uh Bruce Willis um called I forget the name name of it but I was a [ __ ] Google the [ __ ] but I was I was a I was a human trafficker in that them was [ __ ] up roles that I didn't want to play but you killed it I did a when I first got into business one of the first roles that I played I played a movie with Vin Diesel it was called Strays it was Vin Diesel's first movie didn't nobody even know who the [ __ ] he was that ludicrous character the charact ludicrous and the uh F Fast and Furious that should have been me that was Vin Diesel's friend a long time ago acts of violence I was in that movie man I played a Million roles that's why I I even played what they they told me that I was gay in the but I didn't I said I'mma play the role but I ain't gay what movie was that it was I I was in the first episode of The Soprano knows the yes [ __ ] me they said they said guess what this how they trick me they said cuz I came in I read for the [ __ ] I they said you and this dude y'all stole the car y'all stole the car yeah Google it they he said y'all stole the car I said okay we stole the car he and he said he said and that's your boyfriend no [ __ ] before the RO before it started and I got offended and the producer pulled me to the side and said what's the problem you homophobic or something I said no I ain't homophobic but listen to this this is me moving from Indiana to New no New York [ __ ] I lived in New York for 15 years that's where the [ __ ] I moved to New York I moved to New York City and when I was 21 years old didn't know nobody didn't know nothing and got [ __ ] around an audition for the [ __ ] Sopranos and got the road didn't have no money or nothing he said yeah he said I said I ain't got to touch him do I he said no y'all just you just going when I when we come in the house you going to holler for him and say Eddie I said guess what I don't know how to play a gay guy but I know how to talk like my mother I know how to talk just like her that's who I grew up with just me and my mama so if I want to go into my mom Michael I know how to do that I said I'm not going to let that test who I am you know what I'm saying so I did the road got my little money and moved on you know what I'm saying and it didn't bother me that's that's that's why I'm can sit right here and tell you that I played the road I work with nothing but gay people in Hollywood some of the best people in the world beautiful people save your life probably will do more for you than the killer will killer let you die cuz he's a killer but the gay dude might hug you a little [Laughter] tighter what's wrong with y'all might have to cut some of this [ __ ] cuz I work at Hollywood see that's why I don't like doing these [ __ ] podcast I'm out of here [ __ ] this [ __ ] no for real this a real education for black men out there black men black men black men black men black men you got to learn how to control your mind and your emotions with all of this stuff they the the tough man roll is going to [ __ ] your life up being homophobic gonna [ __ ] your life up not growing up and becoming a man when you're supposed to going to [ __ ] your life up got all these things that a [ __ ] a a young man up this is what this is what [ __ ] a young man up I was a young man a light-skinned young man around dark skinned men you know what kind of fight that is in a [ __ ] black community I do that [ __ ] ain't no joke that's why when you go to the penitentiary you run into all these light-skinned Killers bunch of lightskinned I'm talking about man you look like Al be sure yep I got life without parole bro you know what I mean cuz somebody might have touched him when he was a kid that made him a monster you see what I'm saying this is what the kids need to hear right here you want to hear some [ __ ] that's some [ __ ] you need to hear you're celebrating and you're you're you're you're looking in the wrong areas you got to know what you're dealing with man this is life you know what I'm saying it it if don't nobody teach you life itself is going to teach you it'll whoop your ass and make you humble calm you you down settle you down it'll do all of that to you talking like you've been through it I've been through I've been on drugs I've been through hell you know what I'm saying I did most of the movies on cocaine all about the Benjamin I was man I used to sit in Ice Cube trailer in the morning and be crying tears he like mik wipe it wipe your face man you a king [ __ ] stop doing this [ __ ] to yourself I'm sitting there wiping myself cuz I was really really really I was really I had survivors remorse I was so sad that I left all them [ __ ] here in this city and I was famous and when I would come home I wanted them to be happy for me and they was mad at me so I said damn I got to destroy myself for you to like me I was like damn my favorite [ __ ] it seemed like he likeed me more when I'm coming down off Coke and I'm crying and I hate myself he was like oh man I love you [ __ ] I'm praying for you but when I wasn't high and I was working out and I look good he's like [ __ ] you think you better than me I said [ __ ] how is my success of reflection of your your failure and that's what happens to the kids they around here killing their self trying to fit in with somebody who's [ __ ] up that's the truth now I'm a comedian we supposed to be laughing I've been laughing the whole time and in the went there like it's all good cuzzz comedians are dark people man we dark C Williams I got I bless that I I I pray for that brother man I pray for that brother because that's some serious [ __ ] the [ __ ] that he did on that podcast man we better hope all the people that he said ain't no Killers cuz he ain't gonna know who hit him they got money they know [ __ ] it just take one of them to wake up in the morning and say you know what that's it but then again you know a lot of lot of those people that he tell something about they probably ain't bother cuz you know you don't really it don't move you if it ain't true I mean either way man you know what I mean everybody moves different man you know what I mean and that's what I'm saying that negativity SS like that yeah that's unfortunate it SS people people are drawn to that to the negativity they are that's why I had to go Shake Shannon's hand because I can't control these dudes out here that'll just go try to do something to him just to it ain't even for me n is oh man yeah I'm riding for Mike you ain't riding for me I don't even know you you see what I'm saying just like some dudes wanted to come down here and buy some weed for Stephen I said he don't sell weed anymore man I want a pound from me man I'll be watching even smoke man I just want to buy a pound I said he don't sell weed no more there he is right there he just roll through the thing like bro what what was your great what's the greatest standup comedy set of all time [ __ ] mine which one underrated never faded in Detroit underated if you ain't never seen it go watch it again I've seen it that that's the best one that's the best one to me I'm tired of giving everybody else praise that's why I ain't getting these jobs you got to Pat yourself on the back hell yeah I'm the baddest [ __ ] comedy right now I'm the realest [ __ ] in I'm the baddest one right and mostly and and most definitely the best looking one ugly ass [ __ ] getting all this money and I ain't getting none [ __ ] Rich ugly turtle looking ass [ __ ] I'm sitting right here ain't getting a dime white women walk right past me and get with a turtle get with a turtle when did you know you had arrived in the comedy space was it a set was it a bit was it like when did you know like okay I've arrived as a comment when child support C called me soon as my baby mama had a court date for me I said I made it she's trying to get a raise oh [ __ ] increase that increase a increase for the kids we all been there everybody up here know about that incre it's always for the kids yeah we uh I got another court date I said did you give the kids the money cuz my daughter is still asking me for money m I only get $500 a l $500 you know how much I sent your mama for you that ain't in your account this is [ __ ] up can't do nothing about it either hey I remember one summer we in 17 won a championship and I rented a house on dhini for the summer and I was working out and running the hills and I ran into um Russell Simmons and you remember he used to have his little card right the what was the card the rush card on hey come and get your r c hey on everything I love that's my [ __ ] Russ I love it's a [ __ ] that's how Russell hold like hi Russ Avon Crockett kills R Great impersonator damn I be thinking that's rough man he great impersonator no but I was talking about making like a a child support car where every time you swipe It Go like it has to go to the kids to be able to create a car like that to for some transparency because we all been in a position where we be gave a bunch of money away and the kids ain't seen none of it they going to figure out how way to scam that they going to have a fake ass kid there and then yeah I'mma here stand here I'mma show his ass move get out the way get the money get the money run hurry up yeah man that's real man but um I'm I'm I think y'all got most of the [ __ ] out of me yes ask some other [ __ ] now we got to we got to edit all the other stuff we got you we got you yeah cuz we got you yeah cuz [ __ ] we got you the ABC d f g h i j k Elemental P Community I'll get you black dub black dub from The Hangover how was it how was it playing Black dub man I was the only black dude on the set and uh Todd Phillips was the director and uh it was a bunch of white people on the set when I tell you I was the only black person on the set it wasn't one black person there with me we was way out in the desert I just went and found me a little corner and set over there man and I remember my first scene this is how this is how I realized that black humor and white humor is totally different so the first scene they say action and it was my turn and man when I went into the scene it was like I was in a Friday movie I was and they said cut and it was quiet all the white people was just looking at me like this is how this is how the crew was walking I was like damn I was like what happened I was like them [ __ ] didn't laugh at me now this is some [ __ ] if I was in a ice cube movie they would have been on the floor yeah yeah man I tried that [ __ ] in that white movie they didn't laugh as [ __ ] I said oh [ __ ] I got to do something so I adjusted myself I said guess what I found out with white people in comedies less is best less is best don't do that much cuz I learned that on death Comedy Jam when you when I did Death Comedy Jam Black audiences they fall out the chairs this how black people like they get up run you know what I mean like Dave Chappelle did on that that's that [ __ ] is real white people say ha and then they'll come to you after the show you were amazing I'm like you can't I can't tell [ __ ] you wasn't laughing you wasn't laughing how the [ __ ] was that amazing and you wouldn't laugh white people going to kill me man cuz I joke with them all the time and then I'll be their friend when black people ain't [Laughter] around this white people like I'm not I'm not going to believe this [ __ ] anymore I've seen how you were with the black people um you're one of the comedians that that that have kind of made a living and and and and honed your craft around roasting the audience Oh yeah talk to us about that and how effective that's been for you man if I catch if I catch a [ __ ] walking in that show down that aisle and he ain't got the right [ __ ] on I'm oh Lord I'm G to tear his ass up him and his girl I done roasted couples two for one two for one I said look at this fat unicorn and this look at this bag of blood walking through here you the one you said about all the chicks in the uh looking like wrestlers in the spandex oh yeah I said it's a whole lot of girls with them bodysuits on look like a bunch of wrestlers in here oh [ __ ] you know man cuz I'm you know I'm one of them dudes I ain't trying to go down in history man the all these dudes want to be legendary and the goats and all that weird ass [ __ ] it's like man get the [ __ ] out of here just do the work have fun you know what I'm saying I'm so tired of everybody trying to be the B I'm like goly man this business is [ __ ] high school dude and I didn't graduate so that'll tell you this [ __ ] is high school and if you can remember high school they had the same [ __ ] in the business you had bad kids you had good kids you had the little snitches that ran to the teachers Aid and all them little [ __ ] I'm serious you had that the the the the the the the athletes you had the special ed I'm a special ed I was a special a you had the helmet on no hell no [ __ ] we ain't wear no helmets oh he said some of his classmates did I wasn't that bad that's another level of it well I but I was in the I was in the CL you were telling me about you was in the class with the so go and tell us the story then well the dude didn't have a helmet on it was like it was head like a head brace it really wasn't a full helmet but I was in them classes and the kids was walking by say look at him yes I taught myself how to read and write as an adult I'm not lying that's crazy and let me tell you something man I'm not a gangsta [ __ ] but if you tell me I can't read I'll kill your [ __ ] ass I don't play that [ __ ] that's trigger you tell me something about some education I'm mad cuz that's my insecurity that's what really hurts me that I you know what I mean I just didn't pick it up I didn't collect it you know and see now the only thing that make me feel good about the fact that I had a problem reading and writing is I got some money in the bank I don't give a [ __ ] about reading and wri I'll pay somebody to read that [ __ ] read that [ __ ] right there out out loud huh read loud I can hear you if if I got an accountant if I'm dealing with an accountant to deal with my money that means you doing something like no yeah and I feel like I I can't keep up with my money you know what I'm going to do I'm going drop a pistol on the floor and say I'm sorry about that and put it in my pocket that money going to be right they going to say this [ __ ] then drop the gun in here I bet not steal nothing from this [ __ ] facts hey got to play games like that when you can't really do math and [ __ ] you see this pistol out you don't you [ __ ] with that money oh [ __ ] my face is hurting Ice Cube how instrumental has he been and what kind of friendship do you guys have man that's my dog for Life man I love ice cube Man Ice Cube gave me my first job he gave me $5,000 soon as I seen him he know I was broke he said man you and your girl go to Magic Mountain you don't remember Magic Mountain yeah that [ __ ] gave me 5,000 I this m me and my girl got dressed just theik and went to Magic mouth yeah that's how they be doing straight up to 405 airb t-shirt and some [ __ ] from the 40s try to bang on me [ __ ] I had some red [ __ ] on where you from cuz I said the movies [ __ ] the movie business no [ __ ] [ __ ] oh [ __ ] did you feel pressure coming in after what Chris Tucker did in the first Friday ever you came in hell yeah day and did your thing but you felt there was a lot of pressure hey man Chris Tucker did such a great job in that movie at Smokey they was looking at me like you better kill this [ __ ] you did though John wither spoons he was looking to me like this and it was real real quiet N I went to cube I said man this [ __ ] ain't working he said it ain't time for you to be funny yet I said huh he said yeah that scene right there is just the Le it's going to be your time to get funny when I when I went down there and said man y'all y'all let yall she sprayed me and all that she sprayed me in the face that was when I was on right there it I was on it was gone you didn't do nothing was the fat it was on then it was on my first movie I did I bought my mother wash and dry man my mother bought my mother wash and dry man she was living in some apartments I said Mama what you I said Mom I want to buy you a house she said no just buy me a washer and dryer she said I'm tired of them women at theing met telling me you ain't my son that ain't your son I said [ __ ] them you ain't got to see them no more I bought her wash and dry that's dope and I tried to buy her house and she said no you ain't going to [ __ ] my Social Security up cuz she was getting like $700 a month at the time she was getting 700 a month and she said if if them if them people see that you are giving me money in an account they might cut my Social Security back so I you know what I mean I just couldn't do it [ __ ] H went the whole life waking on that Social Security you ain't going to [ __ ] that up for nobody yeah don't [ __ ] that yeah cuz my mother was looking at it like you might not be in the business long you only did two movies [ __ ] don't go to buying houses and [ __ ] you ain't out there clear yeah who is Mike outside of Comedy what's your hobbies right now I'm I'm a nanny I I had kids again I love it and I'm 53 years old I went and had two more kids what's the ages uh two and four oh we got baby babies I got baby babies so you know what I mean hopefully God will give me another 30 years so they'll be at least 30 or something when I leave the Earth you know what I mean they'll get to be in had a dad not a old one but I mean not a they ain't going to have me for a long time but you know what I mean but my kids are beautiful man I had a son the day my mother died my mother died 2020 covid my son was born the same time bro and I never had a son he look just like my mama man I swear that's how I know God's real and death comes life gave me a son my Mama gave me a son walking out the door man that's beautiful I used to cry all the time and ask God what happened what did I do wrong that I can't have a son but I know what it was I lied to all these women and got them pregnant and and sold them dreams and [ __ ] like that got five girls you got five girls too let you know how much lying I've beeny to I've been doing too much that's one thing that I'm going to get right before I leave this Earth I'm going to learn how to treat a woman 100% right that's dope that's dope cuz I that's that's something that I want to do for my mother for my children for my my daughters I never treated a woman right 100% and now that I'm getting older I'm realizing man you gotta treat a woman right Mike you gota you you you can't you can't cheat on her you you gota you gotta be a friend you got to not be selfish this is what I want to do this is one of my dreams man that's dope that's something we have to learn as men that's something we really have to learn I had I had issues with my mother so now I want to make a woman I don't want my kids mother to you know what I mean to have my mother's stuff so that's one of my things I want to do man cuz I've been listening to pimp music and [ __ ] my whole life you have to eight ball MJ G ass [ __ ] and UGK Too Short pimpy you know what I mean that [ __ ] have you talking [ __ ] to a girl so you know what I'm talking about you yeah [ __ ] like powder baby powder yeah yeah I shot that movie with me man and Co I was on cocaine that movie too I was snorting and tooting and pooping and scooting in that movie too oh [ __ ] and now I'm 53 I don't do nothing but smoke weed drink Coors Light okay there you go shout out's life hang out with real potential billionaires because it's made to chill chill these are potential Bill billionaires right here these are these are these are men you guys are moving the culture thank you thank you because you using your you know it's is way bigger than basketball y'all way bigger than basketball man matter of fact this might be better than your basketball career he playing the right yeah the basketball career was a commercial for what you doing now I love it you know what I'm saying not even close for me it's not even close we we appreciate it in this face we wasn't appreciate when we was in the NBA for real huh definitely but see now y'all get to realize how many real people loved y'all yeah in the game like y'all stood up for something that guys was like yeah that's what I'm talking about when I seen y'all U fighting and and and standing up and being raw real dudes in the game I'm like woof he stay trying to kick somebody's ass and this fool here when you was up there in the thing and you man I'm talking about hey it's the 20 year jumped up in the bleach you like and I was was throwing them [ __ ] and I was trying to help somebody no [ __ ] you was throwing some [ __ ] I Ran hey I ran six rows up so if I wanted to hit somebody I could hit somebody in every row on the way up to Roar that's what made me fall in love with you boy you went you went hard you went hard you was going friend you went hard you was going hard and and well met World Peace he just looked like he was on nowers he was like this now lers and the dude was grabbing his shirt he look like he was on Jolly Ranchers he was hyped up tur was pulled his eyes was big he was on the now later hey man when you when when you see a guy like Ben Wallace get mad and each second he's getting mad he's getting bigger and bigger you going to start looking crazy too if he coming your way Ben Ben was huge bro Ben was coming at you man no I'm just saying that Ron that's why Ron was looking like that oh yeah you got somebody like Ben coming at you you going to be spooked too he was soft though who Ben not at all no dice no dice n no dice cannot Ben if you see this no di don't start that [ __ ] I thought you a soft [ __ ] nah huh not him he got the that mask on I didn't know that was him he was there there he was at a front row seat to everything right in the mix World shout out worldwide West in the building man worldwide West and shout shout out to my real [ __ ] biggy Boogie cousins up in this [ __ ] too man that's another that's another hog right there you know what I'm saying in the building as well Rachel nich in the building let uh Mike we want to get you out of here so uh quick quick hitters first thing to come to mind childhood Crush who was your childhood Crush my childhood Crush man um it was a lady on BET man named Rachel man they used to do uh she was like a Jamaican V you don't remember Rachel used to be on BET uh Caribbean you remember yeah yeah ah see there what was the show though what was it called it was a on bet you remember that oh man I love it her Rachel's bad and for the white girls I like this Bo dere Bo dere remember Bo dere MH the faran be watching this [Applause] too oh [ __ ] CRA hey brother I need to talk to you about some [ __ ] you said on that podcast other day oh God damn I'll be seeing I'll be seeing all every black let me tell you all the black dudes be talking about I'm I love the black sisters children all them [ __ ] want a white girl too white women don't believe this all black men want you they just don't want to get caught with you y what's wrong with this dude man oh oh [ __ ] the white people coming at me now oh my god oh my face you think sh Shay was on your [Music] ass uh uh top five comedians all time top five comedians all time Richard PRI Eddie Murphy Robin Harris Martin Lawrence my [ __ ] self there you go yes sir there you go there you go can you compare or describe your hoop game to a player current or past who's your game like thus Robert uert Big Shot n Greek Freak brother that's who your gave like Thanos whatever his name is thanis okay if I do tell me to do something and you can tell if I can play ball you're Ro step what's that [ __ ] that's traveling you talking about this [ __ ] right here yeah let's [ __ ] this [ __ ] up that was a Euro though you got it that was a Euro you got it you Euro you might have put extra couple steps in there but that was it oh [ __ ] you want to see that want to see that back down yeah back down back down fade away you turn you look worse than wallo dog you look worse than he look way worse than you wallo cook you bro what about this right here right that look like something that look like something that look like something huh that look like something was nice that was nice he roll it oh spin [Applause] MO you see his landed you see the landed that was a nice left too I saw that was your left sit down bro sit down bro sit down now that was with your left right there I like that oh man he got me sweating dog he got me sweating best Snoop story you can share with us oh my good this dude bro he tired he tired for the Euro steps oh man oh this uh Snoop story is we was we used to do these car rides we used to get in our cars go up on Santa Monica find a lot everybody just parking the cars here with Percy with Percy remember Percy with the little blond braids with the glasses come here Chad yeah I'm sitting in the car with Snoop and we smoking police jump behind us o Snoop don't get in trouble though listen this [ __ ] me up police walked up to the car [ __ ] like yeah what I do cuz to the cops I'm like damn I tried that [ __ ] oh by yourself went to jail in hethorn [ __ ] they took me to jail lock me up oh [ __ ] he said I tried it he tried that I swear to God I did oh [ __ ] ass up get your ass out that car [ __ ] oh [ __ ] man I love y'all man y'all bring the best out of me man appreciate that we appreciate you hear me man my my dog y'all bring the best out of [ __ ] man y got the best joint Underdog on TV right now right on Amazon Prime yeah Underdog uh Underdog him and Snoop great that [ __ ] is funny it's hilarious yeah let's keep snooping our prayers his brother passed man what a great dude his brother bang was a nice dude too man rest in peace B Dog our prayers absolutely five dinner guests Dead or Alive you at dinner plus five huh you plus five more at dinner Dead or Alive what that sounded like [Music] huhuh we got to find some way to get his money definitely my mother and father I love it my mother and father you know what I'm saying definitely at the table uh I would have loved to eaten dinner with Malcolm X I would have L loved to eat dinner with a Tupac and I would have loved to have had a little red wine and broke a piece of bread with Jesus oh little piece of bread and a little wine with him hey Mike was just telling us about a rider gang experience he have a dog man if you don't get your naked ass out of here person what's up Percy L what's uper man I can't call it man they talk about your name all over the world man hey I'm just trying to pee on the world damn now that'll get you me too Percy talk about peing on somebody huh iin trying to do the R Kelly I'm just trying to do the damn I know all right we in the middle of the show I just want to at you real quick right man we Allstar Weekend in Indianapolis man man going down man this ain't been here since 1985 I was 15 years old when they did it it was a dude Nam Terence stanburry that won the dunk contest he was cold didn't get no props used to jump out the ceilling skinny dude he did the uh the 360 right the 360 off one foot Y and spent damn yeah I bet you can do it [ __ ] bet do do not tell him that let me do it see what I'm saying come on Mike come on bro come on bro come on you going to have a tnder AC like wallo all right save it save he said all right all right he was really going do it to damn man if you can see one guest on all the smoke who would it be but but you have to help us get your answer on the show so somebody in your phone but who's in your phone but who would I love to see on all the smoke yep in your seat oh man you know I would love to see Cory hulum on here I'm big fan big Cory hul that was my partner right there me and Cory Cory used to start comedy he used to come to New York me and him used to ride the trains to the show that's dope and Cory had you know he was from Chicago he had leather jacket on we on the train man I'm tell I got some cold stories man me me and Tracy Morgan we started together well Tracy was doing it before me but he used to come and pick me up he had a little Mazda it was raggedy as hell and he be bumping jod in there you all the Jes we get in the car and I remember when he got the Martin show he was crying I said what's wrong he said man my La just called me [ __ ] I'm going to do the morning show H yeah he went and did Martin when he came back when he came back as Hustle Man yeah he was sitting there man and telling me man [ __ ] my noise man that [ __ ] almost made me cry this [ __ ] had the big ass house look like a hotel damn man I said damn Tracy that was some good [ __ ] he looked at me and said you ain't seen nothing yet [ __ ] but there was some there was some humble beginners man I didn't walked up on so many entertainers and they don't remember me I se I they I seen big standing in the in the in the in the uh it was called Chaz and Wilson it was a club in New York he had that leather shirt on with the bee on it I said man I love your work man he like thank you brother these are just candid moments I had with people and they didn't even they don't you know what I mean I seen uh I seen Tupac at the comedy act theater in Atlanta he com in there he had a white rag on his head this after he shot the police this this I'm I'm a young comic I ain't even own yet but they had a comedy club called The Comedy act theater in Atlanta that all the stars used to come through there that's when Atlanta was the [ __ ] when it was freak Nick in the comedy act theater man Tupac used to come in there too short they had a they had a group called tag team you remember tag team back again check the record let's begin them [ __ ] was drug dealers that song was some [ __ ] [ __ ] there it is yeah them [ __ ] was pulling up in AMG bses and man that [ __ ] was live man I got a chance to see that [ __ ] you know and didn't nobody know me I was just a quiet mouse sitting there soaking up game soaking up the game man you know what I mean just well you got a uh you said you got a n Netflix special coming out soon I got a Netflix special called I'm ready to sell out yeah that's really the name that's the name of it and the reason why I said that is because I have per se been a real [ __ ] so long that it's not paying the way I want it to pay so I'm watching all these dudes getting all this money and stuff and I'm trying to figure out how to get it I'm not putting on a dress I was just about to say that I'm not putting on a dress and I'm not physically doing nothing for it but whatever that mean outside of that you gain I mean well when I say sellout is like you know whatever whatever with the real [ __ ] thing it ain't paying me it ain't the real [ __ ] check then ran out I disagree well when I say that when I say that when I say that it limits you you see and see now I'm I'm I'm adding this up with my age Steve yeah I feel it I'm I'm at a age where I'm at a different age of you I'm looking down on the hill so my mentality is different I'm like damn and I'm not really saying sellout I know what I'm still be the same person but I got to play the game a little bit more man got to I got to play the game man I didn't get in this business to rebel and bucket everything I got in this business to learn about it I didn't prove to everybody I'm a real dude I didn't showed that a million times now it's time for me to show everybody I'm a good father I'm a businessman I'm a good friend I can be trusted so that I can get better opportunities I love it well man thank you Mike we appreciate giving up for Mike you nap time this episode might not come out so if you were here good thing you here didn't want now let's go to Club [Applause] Rio hey that was that was the best thing I [Music] [Applause] [Music] said

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Id: X3TKhAQpr4s

Length: 67min 57sec (4077 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 07 2024