Microsoft Sucks

and we're live in three 2 [Music] 1 boy is it windy out there but I tell you it's all worth it for this brand new Xbox I got check out the graphics 30 to 60 frames per second wow 64 mbes of RAM and 133 MHz processor holy [ __ ] this thing is total [ __ ] garbage now obviously I mean the today's standards but back then the Xbox was a Powerhouse and it solidified Xbox as a competitor in the video games race 20 years later what the hell happened let's just get this out of the way yes I copied a Dunkey title again and no I will not apologize for it because it's such a good title that's still relevant today for the last 20 years Microsoft has single-handedly screwed up their business model every step of the way it seems like every step forward they take they proceed to take a leap backwards xB is going down man once they have the PlayStation 6 Xbox is going down exhibit a Game Pass I [ __ ] love game pass because unlike Sony they put their focus on quality over quantity but of course it comes out a cost sure it's a good deal for the consumer pay 910 maybe $15 and get access to some quality titles the downside is Microsoft buying every Studio they can get their hands on just to finish it off once it gets off the ground and unlike EA who buys a studio then Merks it after Angry Joe yells at you are you are you out of your mind well that aged poorly game p is a great system but I can't shake the feeling that Xbox is going the way of the Dreamcast think about it nobody cares great console it's now on life support horrible successor actually a decent rendition and it's [ __ ] dead exhibit B the red ring of death yes I'm still going to talk about the red ring of death because it's just a clear example of a corporate middle finger to the consumer I don't have to tell you how cheaply made the original Xbox 360 was because more than half of you probably had to deal with your console kirco baning itself after 2 hours of use I used to had Xbox but it didn't work and from traded and it was whack trust me guys do not buy a Xbox Exhibit C the connect allow me to give you a demonstration this here is the connect simple little eye toy you know nice it's cute looking it's fun to use fun to play with for the whole family there's just one problem most people who own Xboxes are like me somebody who's just in their bedroom all the time you're not playing Xbox in the living room but there's one problem though when it comes to playing connecting bedrooms there's no [ __ ] room I can't put the on my TV because it's going to fall and I can't put it up on the Shelf cuz it's too tall so I don't know where to put this thing there I put it on my desk waving I look like a jackass there we go this kind of setup is is not going to work there's just it's too crowded in here but here's the thing I got this basically you put this thing over the sensors and has these weird lenses on there where basically you know we can kind of see more stuff so I'm going to slap this on the connect and see if it works there we go it should be able to see me better now no it doesn't work all right I tried it it it's just not going to work so I guess this thing can like track more dust again on the Shelf in conclusion the connect is nothing but a novelty item hell it was so bad they had to bundle it with the Xbox one because they knew people weren't going to buy this crap think about it the only people who actually like motion controls can just buy a u Force the only people who like the connect are NSA workers because this thing is just a glorified spy cam you see it anything no he's just violently masturbated a clown porn speaking of the NSA let's talk about what it's like working with Microsoft now if you're a government entity Fighting For Freedom or the thought of it then you can just walk on by they don't care but if you want the freedom to make something good well ain't that just cute sorry there Old Yeller good old daddy Microsoft has to put you all down I can't afford to take care of you and Call of Duty needs all the money he can get because I want that 911 scene to be epic makes you feel like you were there I want the PTSD to make a full return we might even get George Bush into the voice acting like how we got alliver North Back in Black Ops 2 these things take money remember when valve made Left 4 Dead DLC free well we made that [ __ ] 20 bucks on Xbox and do you know why because [ __ ] you that's why honorable mentions include Windows Vista Windows 8 for security Microsoft Edge Bing Surface Pro Windows Phone Windows for gaming live my Elementary School netbooks Xbox Live HD DVD buying rare buying zenax buying Activision in conclusion Microsoft sucks oh

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Length: 4min 35sec (275 seconds)

Published: Sun May 26 2024