MethodJosh most viewed twitch clips of all time compilation! Truly the best of Methodjosh

one of the most basic baits I've seen in my life so this guy made an account called Bill Westside what's the difference there is a difference but it's so small anyway this is a fake account this isn't the real Thor Westside you can see he's not part that he has no followers and stuff he made it like a few minutes ago and was like dude why did you want mod me it's it's a big guy instead of an L oh that's [ __ ] devious dude that's look look at this [ __ ] yeah look at that did that is actually devious oh that's pretty close wait did he pool is that a different crap he drew his own crowd he didn't [ __ ] he didn't know how to get the crab so he drew his own crab so essentially my logic and brief was what a women like I made a list of these things that women like they're like animals they're like people with friends they're like cool people attractive people and they seem to like men that aren't me and with this data that I I did cite my sources on this I then through a series of incredibly intelligent photoshop's managed to insert myself into these images to make it seem like not only was I a man who had friends but I was also good with animals I was a scholar at Cambridge University I was an avid outdoorsman and then I theory crafted my bio to have everything that women won unfortunately I did not get as many matches as I thought maybe you dreamed it though it it exists I've found deleted no no no no no no you don't said I found deleted reddit post that reference it liked it legitimately existed and this guy deleted off the internet this isn't like my insane fantasy hundred dollars on the line straight up that's what's up are you [ __ ] kidding me I found it in one Google search that was actually alright see you tomorrow hi CVA I'm actually going I'm actually I'm tired as [ __ ] it's [ __ ] a von der as well Jesus Christ alright whatever I done twitch Brian [ __ ] it but that guy was [ __ ] sick legit that was so much food I'm so happy legendary lad actually was a legendary like legit nicest guy ever nicest guy ever confirmed uh I okay you guys will like you guys want Josh you can't give your address to someone in twitch chat bad things are gonna happen I literally I gave this guy my address okay where did you meet Henry twitch chat that was a guy from twitch chat some guy on twitch DM me like hey dude if you want food roll flip I'll do it for you I literally gave him my address and then I called him a hundred pounds instantly yeah he came through seriously you guys were like Oh Josh you're gonna get scammed Oh Josh you're gonna get knifed no as always being trusting works out better than not being trusting see yeah that would be confirming 160,000 gold so let's work it out right now holy [ __ ] to clarify just to make this abundantly clear cuz my third point these links here are advertisements they are advertisements that I would never visit a site like this it is it is it obvious that those things are pop-up advertisements I just want to make that really [ __ ] obvious like just the world like I shouldn't need to explain myself look at the URL dating choice 3 that's not a real in sight I forgot I was on display capture let's click off that real quick [ __ ] here we go I don't know if this is the right kind of video but I'm full timed out they won't die they're fine I like to watch videos of yeah like them chasing and I like the forest here I look at myself and I'm the [ __ ] lion and limits the [ __ ] gazelle and watch what happens the deck is L watch what happens to the gazelle watch what [ __ ] happens to that gazelle catch it catch it wait what [ __ ] just don't know this so there definitely is a big big net up so most guys they kind of just sit back point the photo down there that's all they're doing some guys do some clever [ __ ] they get it from beneath so it looks a little bit bigger no [ __ ] off you need to buy yourself a full DSLR camera you want a 200 millimeter lens ok and you want to position that [ __ ] a long way way the opposite side of the room ok you want to get the perspective you lie on your back you spread your legs like that right you get the perspective and using the zoom of the lens that [ __ ] looks like a [ __ ] tower dude the 3-inch pecker you've got that looks ten inches tall from from that angle it's like when you take photos of the birds and they look huge in the in the in the forest or whatever but they're not actually big same with a penis set that [ __ ] up by a tripod 20 second timer go lay down spread the legs tripods over that you're over here you're a good 20 foot away but the photo looks like it was taken real close they're too dumb to know the difference perfect Big Pig every time he has to bring up white text Oh Cyril did you not see my app if the people haven't seen my app I actually made an app there we go and this is for up-and-coming streamers and this is what I have on screen all the time and if you're telling a joke and you want ever to be clear that's a joke you can process if what you're saying is serious say your whole thing is deadpan delivery and you're saying something that maybe could be misconstrued as you being sarcastic but you want to make it abundantly clear to everyone that you're not being so classic like for example if I said these new Community Guidelines are great and I really support which then you know you would understand that I'm being serious here and obviously if you're if you're just talking only you neither no challenge oh you knew that so I made that happen it's pretty nice that's $24.99 by the way if any stream is your interest in that let me know as well yeah that's what's up okay is the youtube link you blacklisted solo healing August wait that I've liked was the youtube link take that one you got me I actually completing streams people wanted to see that so I asked my father this morning I've run him up and I said hey Dad can I come over today you know at your place and cook with you and you know the waters whatever cook with you and he said no wonder no uncertain terms can you bring that [ __ ] into my house so he knows how I live pretty much a shame is what he feels but you know we're still friends with me and then get along me and my mother we fell out a bit of its founding you guys know how it is it's whatever we had some minor disagreements about how to live life she thinks you should have goals is on how you doing Julie to your fifty-fifty on a plane ticket no okay I'm interested in the director here I'm interested in being with you that's nice and all but it has to be mutual have you heard my rap yeah I was pretty sad car and I'm quite mature oh yeah I mean I'm gonna go help you see you later which branch bike which well that's I didn't actually expect I guess she figured out she was on stream Wow well I think that was a rejection in some way okay I saw your profile picture and it looks like you've lost weight from the pictures I've seen of you elsewhere we're in the holy pail and just got together don't you know me I'm Josh professional writer anyway yeah you just look like you've lost weight a little bit so just want to say good job on the hard work [Music] cool well that's probably a perma banned from twitch definitely a perma ban that's just folders who like IT stuff whatever that's a [ __ ] perma banned from twitch and probably a prison sentence that's just kind of creepy complete coma bans pictures of my dogs perma ban perma ban fan science Oh someone asked about the fan signs solder yeah it's it's I'm hoping I haven't got any yet but maybe I get some soon it's just it's just it's just waiting it's just kind of you know maybe if some girl writes my name when I face it I'm waiting for that one to be full up perma well probably not probably there's a few friends open one sad yeah this is just for just like so I can imagine what it looks like with a that's what that is anyway see I got a few different fold whatever so initially people think everything is fully serious and then for some reason people end up thinking that this is all some big met a joke and it's ironic and then I'm actually happily married for five years and have a dog and I'm just pretending to be a lonely angry virgin on the internet and then as time goes on they realized that it actually all was serious and nothing was a joking but I need serious help so I think boss - you guys like here right now enjoy the ride that's all I got to say enjoy the ride blows you off the cliff we went to the same school together right me and my sister went to the same school together and she was two years younger than me and you know teenagers whatever they're all [ __ ] horny so a lot of guys who try and [ __ ] with me right they'd be like oh I really want to bang your sister they don't they're always be like Josh [ __ ] your sister cuz they thought they would try and wind me up right they were trying to get to me etc you know and started to you know it starts to waste you get a bit protective you get a bit whatever so I was like boys chill the [ __ ] out but if you show any if you show that it's bothering you then he is she gonna get it worse you know anyway I wanted it to stop I wanted it as a stop and I figured if you can't beat them join them sort of so the next time someone came up to me and was like Josh I want to [ __ ] your sister I just said me too I was like yeah me too join you just called voice chat I'm a hundred percent certain that's a bad idea keep going baby I'm going to grab my car you [ __ ] me yep that was

Channel: Kungozai Methodjosh Highlights and Compilations

Views: 81,797

Keywords: twitch, twitch fails, most viewed twitch clips, twitch clips, best of twitch clips, world of warcraft, best twitch fails, most viewed just chatting clips of the day, top twitch fails, female twitch clips, pink sparkles twitch clips, most viewed, methodjosh, clips, asmongold, method, World first, Methodjosh rap, MethodJosh shave, Methodjosh tinder, Methodjosh cooking, MethodJosh folders, Methodjosh funny, methodjosh highlights, Best of methodjosh, BFA, Jaina, WF

Id: opI523KMJj4

Length: 12min 2sec (722 seconds)

Published: Tue Feb 19 2019