Metal Gear Rising Is An Endless Meme Fountain

means the DNA of the Soul recently I got sucked into the rabbit hole of Metal Gear Rising and it is something else do you like my black leather full body it's hard to describe just how you insane this entire experience this game is do it honestly the only metal gear game I've played before this is Metal Gear Solid 5 and I only knew about this game from the memes and don't even get me started on the dialogue to this game because it is wild making the mother of all omelets here Jack as an honest War Monger supposed to make a living they'll make America great again code of conduct that's what about all the good things more has done for us why don't we ever hear speeches about that good old days after 9 11. the Metal Gear Series has always been ridiculous thanks for that boss but I mean come on Metal Gear Rising is on another level entirely oh casual War crime I wrote a blog post a while ago about why I [ __ ] hate video games because this is what it does it appeals like the male fantasy oh my gosh this is ridiculous this is like the coolest intro again ever yeah get wrecked with my foot stupid how have I never played this game this is ridiculous there it is oh my gosh the villains in this game are incredible holy crap they're just Smiley boys no that was a pretty Delayed Reaction but okay I have heels that's how you know I'm really good well I have been stabbed that is unfortunate oh I guess pretty long purple he hit us with the smolder oh dude that's what the smolder will do to you and now he's carth down you go extract their fluids excuse me I was mad anyway excuse me again if you please [Music] the high heels man people who terrorize and take innocent lives for money they deserve Ten Thousand Cuts oh my gosh we got Space Marines they have chain swords now see that's what the heels are for baby I possess an intellect far beyond human Reckoning you don't say okay then what's the meaning of life why are we here that's easy is it it's 42. oh see never mind we can keep finding more and more uses for these heels I think not I've learned how to Parry I understand the mechanics of this game now took a minute do it this gives so ridiculous yep that's the plan as my thumb gets very tired holy crap or do you want me to press the button stop I'm afraid not Mercy is a weakness one cannot afford now how to cut a perfect pepper stalk off and get the knife start from the top and slice all the way around and that's what we're looking for there building you yeah I think not well and then my face was incinerated I'm about to pull Lego loss [Music] this is so cool I bet you can't what's that this baby oh okay this fell off immediately that's not good bam oh my gosh S rank I'm so freaking cool we're gonna cut it into julienne it's twice as quick discard that beautiful fluid extracted non-consensually this is style points of this game are off the charts oh yeah protect myself against women [Music] you know it's a good game when the helicopters are programmed to try to Ram you wow this works really well inside you can really tell the level of power someone has just depending on how ridiculous they look yes seriously what's that got to do with anything if you would kill for your ideals then before then yeah but did you know I'm only half French man only in Japan wow this is a really good soundtrack oh she's got whips now okay the arms weren't enough okay popped up it's gonna live up your arms are dumb let me give you a hand with my foot yep that's proper commentary one hit is not enough twenty thousand hits that is enough that is truly The Way of the Samurai you have no honor don't skate away coward this Camp goes so much harder than I ever thought it did I have a hard time just not like giggling myself without freaking wild this goes no more arms for you oh geez soundtrack I would love to play be prepared to become sushi water your only weakness liquid nitrogen that makes more sense let's open it was just a Wicked Witch of the West situation but now it's fine why are you uh speaking if you don't mind me asking you've got some kind of Disguise lined up right Jesus Christ adios [Music] what was the point of that we were just going into the sewer immediately stealth's my specialty right [Music] I am a God among men I think it's very clear Mr Nice up and down and basically Julian is a chef word for strips oh my God you thought robot dinosaurs and crazy freaking mechs were my biggest enemy no the biggest enemy is my camera the true main boss of the game and we haven't even seen Senator Armstrong yet George George and just like I like the parentheses yikes everyone's Got The Power of Spinjitzu these days and something I can use to access the lab's main server perhaps But first you need to take a dump wait what I do need to take a doom about me well they're boring the way I see it if no one's around to see the aftermath they didn't see me so it's still pretty stealthy that's disturbing they couldn't have taken all their brains out that fast true there could still be a bunch of kids they haven't touched yet wow I mean let's hope so oh my gosh do I get a play as the weird arm robot this feels like Spore that's what this feels like an excellent touch stop being a Skating master please my butt kicked for 15 hours a day six days a week chopping onions if you can't cut an onion you have no place being in the kitchen let the knife do the work transparent nice and thin when it gets too high turn it down and make your life easier all the way to the end even Armstrong the senator from Colorado the scariest man you've ever known and he was nominated in 2020 that's how you know he's truly an evil man and Colorado is in America and America has these things called laws yeah well like a lot of places have laws so what in America there are laws nowhere else in the world has laws only America oh cool yeah kidnapped children don't worry kids [ __ ] I'll be your best pip and their gassing gun surrender decide the needs of the many simple math equation really nah I'm good we've got George and have to maybe we literally did I don't know we still haven't seen George I love how the planets just storm Colorado I okay wow he literally did cut the child in half the police brutality coming up boosting see that those were my heels yeah you don't do anything anyway see ya deadly force is authorized you're going to regret this you don't need a mustache anymore holy [ __ ] watch this I really like everyone just kind of explodes for no matter what let's see they just blow up for no reason after they die man [ __ ] really goes down in Colorado and Metal Gear Solid for them to just have these lying around don't be designated for heightened security it's not heightened security you just sent out two tanks at me basically there's literally like no jump yeah I'm supposed to be able to make it too that's stupid I have been known by many names throughout my career but most notably I have been known as the limb Bandit was this really the best way is fall damage alive and fall damage is alive must be the railroad this must be the railroad like how they programmed sad dog noises into it just in case I like that nickname the blender directors of this game are like how could you kill these people that we gave you to kill I'm over here just like the average is being a ninja samurai what do you want from me hearing their thoughts just gave me some serious emotional damage so much so that I can't even walk anymore oh I I just was testing if I could swing my sword but it'd be good to know I'm still capable of blowing up entire uh trams oh my gosh it's the slinky man this is incredible Free Will is a myth now there's a pretty meme exquisite thank God [Music] oh so we're just crazy masochists now that's good he's just hodged that that's well that's something yes we love it we love the pain masochism is my deal now apparently and yet magnets have nothing against the power of a blender my main Battle Cry is Village blend don't you know I'm the Blendtec advertisement you never knew you needed I mean hopefully not get penetrate I mean run it any scientist knows that blender is greater than magnets and turn it around up and down motion there you've got a really nice finely chopped onion and that sun is the power of Blendtec so it means and here this is the Senator's headquarters like because man's just got working rocket launchers and display cases only in America if I could just run up the side of the building what was the point of even going in in the first place oh yeah let's go okay this is the real Legolas the other one was just a fake one that was the best one why this game tries to pretend but stealth is an option yeah get on my level and start running up the side of a building this elevator's been going on a while I just gotta say if the tallest building known to man I told you before stop touching my nipples God of War has Spartan rage I have blender rage how big is this building you unlock this door with the key of imagination Beyond it is another dimension a dimension of sound a dimension of sight a dimension of an infinite Tower who knew Colorado had a building bigger than Dubai what about the legs he doesn't need his legs stay in the corner where you belong there are times when I start to feel bad for my enemies what okay so we're just copying fights now sure why not you're just a filler boss I please this tower has gone on far too long are you kidding me we just did this fight where's my spare body huh why can't I just have a fellow that's just as good as me running around what the just die I blended you once I don't know what you think you're doing oh my gosh what a boss mold this guy's master plan it's just like the rated R Spy Kids basically the good old days after 9 11. [Music] I definitely did not notice your red nipples until now ouch [ __ ] that's all right I'm a masochist we've already established that it's called a parry and you're getting slashed cut your nipples off get freaking Blended okay that was a good block I will give you that that sucks whoa whoa whoa I was not even paying attention like I said the camera is not my friend die that's his end impossible no one's ever truly dead until I slice them into 10 000 pieces see that's what I thought and then I fell for the next five years I did a gandalfall because this Tower is too large no please don't go through the tower again this Tower is otherworldly we still don't know how tall it is still going still going strong through the tower it's it's so big a perfect throw you're done my friend long stroke the death of a legend yep somehow somehow this pile of mush is uh still able to talk with hell how are you still alive way to go government they just don't care about blasting the civilian building I'll handle this slice going forward flipping wait to the knife do the work oh my gosh We're Not Gonna care about where those fall thank you oh my gosh that's the second time somebody's cut my chin after all of that [Music] I am sorry my friend no sacrifice will not be forgotten I mean like I I I'm sure I'm not dead you can try to help me out but so well that was quite the fall Ryden Rivals are you all right I can't handle oh shut up you left me don't act like you care please [Music] [Applause] [Music]

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Length: 17min 17sec (1037 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 13 2023