Men Rank Themselves By Penile Size - Pokimane Reacts to Jubilee

six humans versus one secret Act his name tag it just goes down this is probably inappropriate I think y'all like the pp size stuff way too much but I'm leaving if it gets weird I'm serious I mean it is weird but once it gets too weird the men will start by guessing who at the end they will be measured and ranked by their oh oh sorry okay that's TMI you know in my opinion you know what let's just perfect I think we all agreed your eyes your eyes man just something about them you look like a porn star bro so I'm gonna say that you the biggest all right now let me think of the smallest I don't know okay I don't know if I'm thinking too far into it this is not my personal opinion listen I don't have enough sample size to really say this is just what I hear okay you hear that the taller the larger and the shorter the shorter you know what I'm saying however I obviously that's not completely true right but that's the stereotype that's what people tend to say therefore if I am a shorter King I probably would not go on this show if I was the stereotype so I actually agree with their take but not so much as to he should be number one you get what I'm saying the smallest I don't know you have a lot of confidence a winner or the smallest next biggest so even though I'm black don't think that that's just nothing to do with it yeah I'm putting myself in the middle somewhere you know it's like there's and you got you guys are Tyler for some reason I think that tall dudes might be a little this guy seems really nice um oh [ __ ] not all that this this is this a mistake I feel like this might be a mistake I'm just saying he he seems really really nice in the sense that he's not giving sde you know what I'm saying like some guys just walk around nice in life and so you know they're not insecure about something a little bit listen you guys should know what sde is because there is BD there for the opposite is sde okay it's not that's not the shoes I will say I have seen some little like smaller folks who are really packing so I don't really don't know what to expect though man but I think because y'all a bit more bulkier I think y'all might be a little bit more packing I mean that's right okay number one sorry don't get offended you come here did he just say you got the number three you go for like numbers I think he knows what is the goal for number four where do you want it you go there how do you know he still left himself first what makes you think like the bottom or where do you think you stand amongst the group me yeah what do you think I can't put myself though I said where do you think you stand I mean it's not up to me it's up to you to decide I think the two of you should switch that's a good edit though hey take it take it take the win so I have a question for you who do you think would be packed because this we got a ring the two that we have is the smallest I would say probably they're low-key they're not talking a whole lot I would say y'all two at least in the middle because y'all a bit more happy I don't think I belong at the other end though well damn that's the point here I'll take one for the team and go to this one so that no one has to can I switch with you I mean come on he knows I think he knows he doesn't belong there I think I think I belong maybe in the middle to be honest so I'm Gonna Fly between maybe y'all too maybe this guy has alluded more than once too okay you know everybody's a little self-conscious okay all right what sure looks good okay perfect the mineral as they discussed dated whoa I feel like that's a bad placement I don't think you should be at the at the very end I'll just say uh I've never in my entire life met a Tanner with a o tenor with a o 10 r oh I feel like we should move him up just based on the name I don't know and I'll just say uh I can what suck my own so I would say I don't belong here is so I would say I don't belong here no I agree I'm in agreement actually I'm not 100 in agreement because would you believe me if I told you that's not the first time I've heard that and what's even weirder is the first time I heard that was in Middle School now what in the world is it middle schooler doing trying to hmm anyways anyways that could be a flexible thing I got one what's the longest relationship everyone's been in for me five years whoa the longest was like two and a half all right mine was five years wow six years wow not recyclable [Music] it depends depends if you ask me or you ask my partner oh it was messy messy Jessie's messy butterflies are kind of like Bachelors over here on this end you know somebody's gonna lock it down with somebody who's got that consistent you know what I mean Define boyfriend it's honestly going to be on the smaller end in my opinion I'm in a relationship for five years I got smart I thought it just meant reliable someone slides you in front of me because I got that SBC all right let's see now that we've had him there for a minute that's a little sorry so let's be real here I forgot about the other acronyms can I be honest when I hear BBC I think of like the television network that's a television network right I know y'all probably don't knowing twitch is demographic but that's me so I didn't know what SBC was very confusing what do you mean do you get a lot of sex a lot I had the sex before I came to set okay I'm good with him there yeah Jesus what is a five to six inches is a big or a small one well five and a half is average for Americans I want to move you up no you want to switch right I think him and I might be able to and I still gonna change between you and him me and him yeah cool wait a minute I'm sorry if I was this guy I'd be kind of annoyed like why are you picking on my pee pee you've never seen it what is it about me that's giving small pee pee and you know what whatever it is keep it to your to yourself like you're not the Arbiter of pp size [Music] I will say just add this little twid bit I remember some years ago there was a girl that I was really attracted to we ended up messing around right [Laughter] and I was thinking damn if only I was bigger oh my God [Laughter] but that's the only time in my life I felt defeated I just realized I can't handle everything and I I admit that that's bad happens to us all I mean because of that honesty though I might just push you a little bit like towards three I mean has anybody else here felt defeated before honestly no I'm usually I'm I'm proud I felt that at it you might be proud but were they proud no no both parties left nine times out of ten both parties left happy um so then to the question of does like does size matter well as a gay man I always say that I'm not a size queen I'm a penile proportion Queen you can have a small but really you know what's crazy the guy in my middle school who also was also gay really nice guy I talked to him every now and then to this day really good at Pottery is this him this is not him bro he looks like he's like 18. he must be so young right and a big dick is it can just be like a massive gargantuan honking thing right there's beauty in all penises that was deep very poetic well actually that makes me think of something interesting we have like the three shortest guys as the I know yeah there's like a stereotype in the gay community that like small like small skinny guys always have like a honk and third thing because like they don't go to the gym so all their energy and food goes to that stuff listen again I really I don't think I'm very knowledgeable in anything I think I really lean towards a prude frankly and so I feel like my opinion on everything is so scientific maybe because I studied engineering so I've also heard um not small and skinny but skinny guys having you know and when I hear these things this is my rationale skinny or tall long limbs like your body is focused on extension especially tall just all the limbs are longer so do you call that like a limp you know do you get what I'm saying it's like all the limbs what if he has a micro penis what if we have where he was the biggest dick and he's got that actually be really funny beautiful little one inch oh I like that he said beautiful wow there's beautiful you say that well yeah I mean did you hit puberty like fourth grade no there's no way I was a tiny little message go back you missed it what did I miss girl it's an appendix I don't have an appendix what do you mean it's an appendix uh oh yeah yeah we're switching it up and I think you should slide because you didn't feel defeated my friend either way right here I'm cool that is a crazy next time I've got the pressure to be bigger uh personally I've never faced no I'm not no I don't so why are you there yeah I didn't feel good I have a feeling they're all going to be really really similar there's a lot of a lot of pressure to appendage not appendix yes that makes sense boost you know yeah it's a societal thing I mean like growing up if there's not a lot of sex education in schools so you learn a lot of stuff either from like porn or like other things like that and basically yeah you shouldn't learn yeah of this video do not yeah facts at least I'm from Israel so it's very close-minded we're not talking about sexuality or sex so porn and this is the number one mistake yeah they start comparing it makes people fixate honest it's very bad to compare yourself or looking to prone to to see what to do how to do it same goes for women around communication with your partner and yeah all penises are gorgeous the way they are gorgeous I love it that's so cute wait what yeah has anyone done any sex work active did you guys know how old this guy is the newborn yeah put you next to me he's an acrobat over here you know all right because of that I'm gonna go into third and I feel like you should be in seconds I could see it in his face he was like oh what am I doing between these guys I'm bro you didn't mean it anymore I'm a nurse so oh like your job I thought he met he invested in the prior topic between him and everything which also makes sense a lot of penises everybody's about the same like size because you've seen so many dicks away you feel like you fall in the spectrum of penises you don't feel so funny I love him I can still be wrong but I would put myself maybe at like a little bit like I just see it in his face and then the way he comports himself I like this I like this you're locking it in he's too well-mannered to have the smallest you know what I'm saying any questions this is kind of this part kind of wait what are they even gonna do to you to get excited okay sixth Asher oh so this is the ranking Tanner they knew I told you guys [ __ ] I told you yeah that kind of makes sense starting with Andy can you share I just like I don't know anything about anyone else I just know that guy there's no way but I know this is just soft drinking like whatever that means yes yes sorry I'm just my man over here I'm just highly impressed I don't have it a dinky so how does it work s like do they all do they all expand similarly is it like a 1.5 x ratio for all or do some oh no there's that thing that's like grower not a shower anyways I was [ __ ] right all right we're going to move on to what we've all been waiting for the hard length sizes in seven I want to say I was waiting or something but in sixth Baron all right yo this [ __ ] knew this guy he knew yeah he just said I told you he knew he could see it in their faces you know David would you wow what happened Asher NBC [Laughter] in third Giovanni hmm in second [Music] and he was a shower we got it from the beginning damn I was wrong just about you the rest was exactly Mr Big Dick wow he has so much information in his mind you know to make such an accurate prediction and I know his prediction went off of like like so many different variables you know what I mean if you're a hard length size 4.8 we are going to hand you God I would never ever want to be honest on a a show I guess being like this is my birthday but respect like you're giving us so much entertainment cucumber you know that is cut to your s [Laughter] that's your number two is that not like six considerably above average see okay I had a feeling that every basically everybody that goes on the show is like why is this too [Music] he was acting like he had a what's the term a micro you know he's like you know the average used to be bro stop thinking about it seven oh my God oh my God this [ __ ] hey how does everyone feel now yeah I'm happy yeah stop stop that's crazy circumference size rearrangement I've really why does it feel more inappropriate to hear about girth than size you know what I mean I I don't know it feels even more TMI big dick is a curse as well don't forget it you're talking about the boyfriend there's a curse as well don't forget maybe really some pressure nah I gotta do the math on that he said he was a six like square feet yeah because it's dumb it's like just talking about it it's like clearly no one actually cares like I mean and if there is any kind of actual care like like we all know it doesn't matter stupid as long as you know what you're doing I think you straight that motion in the ocean yes good job guys good job everyone cheers that's always a joke bro hey guys Jason from Jubilee here you might be wondering why in the world did Jubilee make this video I'm not it feels on brand but we hope that you'll head over to tubali oh who actually listen to a breakdown on the thinking and the chemistry and the I feel like it must have been like is this gonna get views yes is it also going to provoke kind of interesting or funny conversation yes and those seem to be the only two prerequisites to make a jubilee video so I don't mind I'm here to watch what's up I just want to say as entertaining and interesting as that video was please please don't ever tell me anything about your dingy donger thank you I am genuinely not curious though this was a very funny piece of entertainment

Channel: Pokimane Too

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Length: 23min 8sec (1388 seconds)

Published: Sat Apr 01 2023