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[Music] well well boy course the animal has a visitor I guess one every 40 years is okay it's a cake I decide what it [Music] is looks like some kind of cake she's clean well not clean but you know [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh God B the animal you've got a visitor it's just [Music] bis your letters have been a soul nourishing time and you are much more unconventionally handsome than your [Music] photos this ain't a conjugal visit so quit your conjugate when's the last time you conjugated anything I see brought me a treat darling would you mind cutting this up for us it's a special day I'm a romantic like that [Music] oh I wouldn't do that why is that it'll ruin your figure [Music] [Music] you complete me [Music] [Applause] [Music] the big oneis you promise to take me with you we had a deal oad prize yes I did make your [Music] promise wait I smell something you can't win moris let's agree to disagree there's too many of us rather hot in here mind if I open a [Music] window sorry darling we did love the cake [Music] [Music] [Applause] let's rewrite history shall we k [Music] good afternoon please give your attention to my associate agent Jay he's going to demonstrate an electr biomechanical neural transmitting zero syf repositioner we call it the neuralizer keep it simple SL thanks a lot thank you Agent K uh ladies and gentlemen if you will look right here okay you now you're on an airplane and the flight attendant ask you to turn your cell phone off and you like I ain't turning my cell phone off that don't have nothing to do with no damn airplane well this what we get that's what happens it gets up there bounces around on the satellites and Bam just turn your damn cell phone off now you going to drive off a cliff tonight cuz your GPS don't work check the composition of the fuel units and run a scan on the surface deposits I want to know who was driving that thing yes sir so what are you going to say tonight don't worry no I'm very worried this is important I'm hungry are you hungry okay seriously I'm not even sure that's meat I think I just saw a tooth in that thing or claw or hoof thanks man that does not belong in a pita it belongs in a casket you know what would go good with this would be silence but see here's a problem you can't smell it because your nose already smells like that but my nose doesn't silence goes good with a lot of things you ever tried it or it's talking the way you breathe if you hate me you should just say you hate me don't take it out on the car you know I mean enjoy this waa enjoyment so that's what enjoyment looks like on that face I like that emotion I keep emotion out of it out of what K life sure you don't want to run it by me let me know what you're going to say tonight don't worry oh no I'm worried very worried it's the man's eulogy you're going to have to show some feeling you know that thing that human people do when they change the expression on their face I worked with zed for 40 years he was a hell of an agent and I had written a hell of a speech for him people will be moved mhm Amazing [Music] Grace was blind but now I see and now a few words from Agent K I worked the Zed for over 40 years and in all all that time he never invited me to dinner he never asked me to his house to watch a game he never shared a single detail of his personal life thank you and now we will hear from our new chief agent o thank you Agent K that was very moving that was your eulogy he was a good man ladies gentlemen other life forms when I told the fuan zlot about Zed's passing she said something that I'm going to repeat and I'm paraphrasing [Music] [Music] that's just so zad thank [Music] you you lose something over here Hondo can you promise me if I go first you'll do better than that at my funeral yeah something like uh Jay was a friend now there's a big part of me that's gone oh Jay all the things that I should have said except I was too old and craggy and Surly and just tight CU I was too tight now I'm going to just miss your caramel brown skin I hang something K it's O we have reports of several humans suffering from intestinal wor worms of alien origin thank you oh man how did you get to be like you seriously something happened K what happened do you know how I live such a happy life how you live such a happy life I don't ask questions I don't want to know the answer too that's deep and live take her home M goes [Music] [Applause] Jeff what do I know you your services are legendary so says your father oad you were in lunax there is no prison that can hold me cool for you what do you need for me man the device I'm going back in time to kill a man before he takes my arm [Music] okay Jay so happy to see you uh Mr will get you your legal T you know hungry sure the tanks will oh sure sure you look very Flesh show us the tanks in the back so sorry no speaking English you come back later okay save the chop socki [ __ ] for the tourist woo hey what you guys want to bust my balls for huh you don't have no balls wo ooh man you look like you come from the planet damn and Bob here is a clear violation of Health ordinance 32 selling unlicensed extraterrestrial [Music] food stuffs that is an earth fish very traditional in China you arrest me that's a hate crime it would be if you were Chinese K come on I got larva to feed who's the spiky ball before nobody who's it for I keep them just in case in case I don't know anybody all right you slug who wo uh he and I are having issues in our relationship right now but you shouldn't have to suffer for that thank you Jay so if you don't like getting fish slapped I'm going to need you to keep to our agreements Earth people get Earth fish real Earth fish on behalf of my pathetic self and worthless children you stay allow me most honorable benefit of serving you favorite noodles K don't knowbody want none of your nasty ass noodles Woo you're a piece of [ __ ] woo shrimp and Bo Joy we're going to be here for a while that was just me what you did to woo back there snatched his skirt off that's just disrespectful I used to play a game with my dad what you have for your last meal you could do worse than this oh okay um I used to play a game with my dad called catch so I would throw the ball and it would just hit the wall cuz he wasn't there don't badmouth your old man I'm not badmouthing him I just I didn't really know him it's not right you damn right it's not right a little boy needs a father table one hasn't ordered a thing table three over there just drank his fourth cup of duck sauce okay the crashed ship from this morning was stolen from Lunar Max prison Boris the animal how did you know he always had a taste for spiky bulla give us a minut will you Chief we're in a situation yeah I'll take the chlorop Pod you take the tanabe and the hydronium over there I'll take whoever's in the kitchen and me you on the street this is a very confusing time in my life [Music] [Music] hey [Music] keep your mouth closed keep your head down [Applause] [Music] h [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] you [Music] hello K Bor is the animal it's just Boris you haven't changed very much I see the arm I shot off is still shot off yes my arm we've thought about that moment every day for the last 40 years well that's just not living a full life I can promise you it will be longer than yours loner too since you're the last bod died standing we'll see about that but first I want the pleasure of killing you you okay where the hell are you been you don't know it K but you're already [Music] dead you all [Music] right have everyone's attention please thank you okay you know your kid won the goldfish in that little baggie from the school fair and you didn't want that nasty thing in your house so you told your kid it ran away but what you really did was flush it down the toilet well this what happens okay see what I'm talking about don't lie to your kids man I Ain getting too old for this I can only imagine how you feel Boris The Animal put him away a long time ago it's the worst mistake I ever made why was he innocent should have killed him let's go get him no no leave it alone it's above your pay grade we're Partners we have the same pay grade has nothing to do with you mind your own business okay first of all let's get a little bit at Bas out your voice and secondly as long as spiky boys running around town this is my whole business you will forget about Boris or my report will reflect that your conduct has been Unbecoming well maybe my report is going to reflect some [ __ ] too okay you are suspended for 2 weeks [ __ ] four weeks how about I quit there are things out there you do not need to know that's not the lie you told me when you recruited me [Music] yeah pops lose your partner yeah next Shadow to AA Zumba leaving in 22 [Music] minutes search foris the animal Boris The Animal boglodite assassin boglodites were a rogue alien race that consumed all planets in their path Boris the animal was the only suspect in a series of alien murders committed on Earth incident report Boris the animal was convicted for the following murders that occurred on July 15th 1969 murder number one Cony Island 10:37 a.m. Roman The Fabulous murder number two the factory refined search Agent K Junior Agent K apprehended and arrested Boris the animal on July 16 1969 at Cape Canaveral Florida Cape canaval agent K received highest Commendation for Heroic action including implementation of the arket defense system which protected the Earth from a bite Invasion and led to the racist Extinction details access restricted excuse me clearance level senior agent class one J access denied [Music] so why this sudden interest in your partner's old exploits H what happened between Boris and Kay that's easy Kay imprisoned Boris he put up the arket he protected the Earth from the boglodites he did his job you know that's not what I'm asking you Cape canao what happened something that changed him leave it at that so you two go way back huh that's classified a word of advice Agent J don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to that's funny that is exactly what K said he's a very wise man take the rest of the night [Music] off what I guess I'll use some answers Hall oh what you feeling chatty all of a sudden sorry I can't talk right now I got some secret cases of my own I'm working on I hate to tear you away from your video game all right I'm hanging up you know the most destructive force in the universe sugar regret you don't have to wait just talk I promise you the secrets of the universe nothing more so what there some Secrets out there that the Universe don't know about [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] Mommy [Music] [Music] can I help you uh okay 5K uh I'm sorry is that chocolate milk can I I'm so sorry I don't know what Mommy the president is looking my milk I'm sorry you didn't can't say [Music] please can't get in yet who you new very funny Agent J [Music] Jay everything you told me yesterday you were right as rain thank God for that 10-hour steak out uh who are you exactly feel like a whole new man today like this great weight has been lifted I mean I've had these anger issues my entire life but now I can see I was just mad at myself and my stepmom sir I'm going to need you to stop talking it's like I close this emotional window but yesterday I threw a brick right through that window and I just want to thank you for handing me that brick okay whoever you are I need you to give me 5 ft or I'm going to pluck you in your throat okay I'm going to go to the little men's in black room then we'll go find those morons from pxa lunges on me who was that a your partner uh I'm going to need you to go get me some chocolate milk all right just a really big glass and have you seen Kay did he call in sick or anything who's K all right all right go ahead goe K all right you got me I'll give it to you it's funny very elaborate oh and all of you fantastic performances can't believe you waited 14 years to develop a sense of humor but this is a good one but Kate I need you to come out here now cuz I'm really starting to get a little bit pissed off Agent J would you mind keeping your voice down and telling me who it is you're looking for I'm looking for Kate who is K you to you twoo I mean who is he to you my partner older gentleman 110 maybe 111 years old sort of a sirly Elvis thing happening with him he smiles like this seen him around I'll take you to K thank you offic your is ready to depart what is that supposed to be that's Kay who's been dead for over 40 years no okay see the prerequisite for a joke is that it'd be funny it's never been funny computer Agent K and Boris The Animal Men In Black incident report July 1969 location Cape Canaveral perpetrator bores the animal escaped and fled Earth assumed to have returned to home planet badosha 20 light years away Agent K pronounced dead at scene and awarded postumus Commendation for meritorious action which prevented greater loss of human life that's not what happened I just looked at this report K put bars away K is dead well I just talked to him last night you are imagining things I'm not imagining anything I need to site team up here right now yes ma'am aquavelvet I didn't imagine that or every stake out endless hours of cowboy music every morning with his coffee and he'd say I tell you something slick this coffee tastes like dirt and I was supposed to say what do you expect it was this morning how do you know that chocolate milk sir where you been Mar it's like an hour ago wait how long have you been craving chocolati dairy products just today are you experiencing headaches dizziness loss of balance mhm agitation depression hell yeah there are only two possibilities one is you've been bitten by the horvathi and brain tick and could die in horrible Agony at any moment [Music] damn it it's not the tick damn it it's not the tick it's something worse than a tick your obsession with chocolate milk indicates that you might be involved in some sort of temporal fracture I don't know what you're talking about chocolate milk relieves temporal fracture headaches what's a temporal fracture a break in the timeline I don't know what you're talking about time travel time travel there's no such thing as time travel well there is no there's not because if there were a class one senior agent such as myself would have been made aware of it wouldn't he have were it not classified and way above his pay grade you know what I need a raise there was one man scumbag OB price he figured it out we busted him we made time travel illegal throughout the Universe and he is serving life on Luna Max no that's where Boris was locked up H if Boris could work out how to time Jump he he could seriously change the course of history attention early warning system engaged inbound hostile warships entering solar system boglodite markings and language detected boglodite Boris is a boglodite but they're extinct apparently not catastrophic Earth attack imminent put up the arket the what the arket the defense system K got it specifically for the Bates there is no K he's been dead for over 40 years no k no defense system bars jumped back and killed him if you want to save the world you're going to have to stop that from happening you have to find Jeffrey price he's obadiah's son let's hope the little squirt hasn't ski Town attention this planet's to [Music] hi how can I help you we're having an amazing sale on batteries whoa okay we got other stuff like headphones adapters or you help Boris The Animal time Jump whoa whoa okay I had to that dude's a freak he killed my partner I want to know when and where you sent him what you think I keep like a log book huh [Applause] Target Vector July 16 1969 all right all right that's a real bummer about your buddy I'm sure that he was like a really great guy but in terms of the whole SpaceTime Continuum your friend was like a little blip on the historical radar oh that's a big blip okay what's the plan you're going to send me back to July 15th 1969 no that's a stupid plan because I sent Boris to July 16th I'm not worried about that one I'm going to go back and kill the younger Boris before the older one even shows up that way neither of them will even exist that's why you get to wear the black suit no you're going to leave me hanging okay oh I just thought of something you know even way back then New York was like a big is City so I mean how how are you going to really find him on July 15th Baris killed an alien Roman The Fabulous At Con are you going to get there first and be waiting for him dude D they should give you like two black suits my man for real oh right sorry um this is the real deal time Jump gear very rare very old but first we got to get high hey no no no I mean really high [Music] ah hey man little help here thank you okay you know the rules of time jumps right give me the short version okay you want to save your partner word of advice stay away from him yeah I got it stay away from K just kill bars now take these cuz it gets pretty windy on the way down the way down and with your eyes tearing up it's hard to read the time dial plus it helps you look like a real time traveler which is cool I'm not jumping off of this building time Jump okay now I got to set this thing to the [Music] 15th uh that seems right is now all you got to do do is jump hey hey stop stop it now as soon as you're moving fast enough that circle is going to fill up with some sort of green time travel liquid or some such and it's going to Glow really bright as soon as that happens you need to break that blue laser line with your thumb to complete the circuit at this height that should be uh let's see mass of Earth and 30 something feet per minute uh it's 32 ft per second per second that sounds right is so that would be I guess uh about 2 feet off the ground yeah I break the laser line no don't break it I mean when I'm fast enough sounds good boy do I break the laser line or do I not break the laser line do not lose that time device or you will be stuck in 1969 it wasn't the best time for your people I'm just saying it's like a lot cooler now how will I know if it works you'll either know or you won't you must really love this guy to do this oh wait how come I remember K but nobody else does whoa whoa that means you were there I was where if you survive you got to come back and tell me everything okay where was I you got to go just go down go [Music] [Music] no [Music] [Music] come on [Music] a [Music] my man what's the day Tuesday the date the 15th of July dog the year 1969 thank you look at me like I'm crazy all out yeah man Jerry Rock [Music] like okay we're here War you happy such a pill Fred get us checked in yeah yeah hey hey do me a favor all right just be careful with the luggage absolutely sir had a lot of money for that luggage we'll take very good care last time I was here it got scuffed up I had to replace it here you go sir just call down when you need it oh there's more Luggage in the truck uh uh yeah it'll be in your room sir just go ahead uh excuse me excuse me who is that who are [Music] you let's [Music] go far out man if you want to keep that I would end Make Love Not War I prefer to do barel [Laughter] [Music] how are you officers what can I do you for well look at this power windows power seats I'll bet you that thing cost six grand uh yes and it has a roof but it's hidden hey what kind of work do you do an individual of your particular ethnic persuasion maybe he's a noted athlete yes uh starting forward for the Detroit dark where'd you get the car and the suit I stole them both uh car from your wife suit from your grandmother hey what do we have here concealed weapon hey it's his grandmother's suit hey what's this probably drugs listen I have rights and I demand to see my lawyer before you press that small button on the side firmly press it that gentleman is a standard issue isue neuralizer but you're not going to remember that and just because you see a black man driving in a nice car does not mean it's stolen I stole that one but not cuz I'm black I'm going be done with the car in a minute just find it and take it back to the jerk at the Rosell Hotel [Applause] [Music] where is the aranan you are too late he is going to give the humans the arket let's agree to disagree [Music] we'll take it from here okay k k [Music] Dad I'm on Earth I need [Music] Veil will the all blue wor spe Cruisers please report the pro you need to turn electricity down on that damn thing can't taste my freaking tongue K how do you know my name what cuz I called you k no I call everybody K it's kind of my my thing what up K all right I sort it K yeah it's uh it's kind of my thing I just uh some people like it most people now I know what you look like when you're lying don't you show me what you look like when you're telling the truth I won those at Coney Island on the ring toss I want to stuff be ones but never one of these must be good slick all right sir I was minding my own business I was out there waiting for my girl who by the way is probably worried sick looking for me right now so I I just I need to I need my things and I need to get back to her what girl's name huh your gu what's her name staren Starin that staring likes that suit of yours H what it's a crime to wear a black suit all right listen I haven't done anything wrong and I need to get out of here I cannot be here with you terribly sorry X is frightfully upset about the whole con island incident thanks for the heads up oh man this coffee tastes like dirt what do you expect it was this morning oh no I call ladies o to me o is feminine K is masculine you know I see a couple I'm like okay what a mess any casualties yes Roman the fabulist any human casualties no sir who the hell is this look I was a straight human was caught in the net code 43 I'm going throw him back so you're going to be late for your meeting with the viagran they have a revolutionary new pill it's really rough okay slate I was waiting for my girl staring yes she's Greek okay just one last thing and I [Music] exam it's not an eye exam K that's a big ass neuralizer you sure have a lot of information for a fell who doesn't know anything I I see what you're saying well hey you know what Kate we need to hold up a second okay let's just get this bike guard in here hey back up back up K listen I think we got off on the wrong foot all right so let's just stop for a second and talk don't put put me in here K too late h k no listen to me I can help you with this case k I'm doing the truth face you're missing it now just use my imagination okay the killer you're looking for I'm after the same guy he's a boglodite his name is Boris ship is sailed Migo okay if we don't get them now it's going to be two of them have my UND divided attention one going to have one arm one going to have two Kate listen to me if you erase me you erase the whole world 15 seconds to neuralization 14 13 12 11 10 9 when you see bar marrow okay kill him do not arrest him kill him 4 3 2 is this thing off hey I don't think it's all the way off K it's woring and buzzing I don't know if I don't know nothing I knew Roman his wife cooked me dinner once and while it was not pleasant he was my friend last chance who are you and what do you know I'm an agent of Men In Black but but I'm from the future we're Partners 25 years from now you're going to recruit me and 14 years after that the guy you didn't let me kill today at Cony Island he escapes from prison and jumps back in the past and unleashes a fullscale invasion of Earth we had about 19 hours to catch him and kill him so really we need to go right now all [Music] right so that's the story you believe that one was the truth wasn't the whole truth but I guess it'll do for now what the hell are you talking about of course it's the whole truth I told you everything problem with a lie is once you start lying you put yourself Agent K what's he still doing here I might have cooked him for too long thought i' better walk him out I'll put my pants on okay future man where too I don't know what do you mean you don't know I don't know uh go wherever you went last time I haven't been here last time I didn't tell you where I went no I mean we don't really talk what kind of partner sit in the car all day every day 14 years and don't talk exactly and this is the type of problem it causes it's dysfunctional all right sport you better get usedful real quick you're going back in Room 43 man uh uh there was something in a file about a factory something happened at at a factory hey look man you can put your Jedi Knight on me all you want that's all I got that spark something Roman had this on his person when he was murdered it's a match book no it's a clue he didn't smoke [Music] you lose something over here Hondo no uh hey man how old are you 29 you got some City miles on you I'm starting to understand why we don't [Music] talk well you know this place I know it's reputation I don't like it I hate going in blind I'm going to need my gun sure thing slick okay wait no I got to go in with you just sit tight I'll be fine wait no no k k don't go in by yourself all right fellas need to see the boss he's busy all right just take a look around look like we have ourselves a standoff looks that way still keep the key under the ashtray lucky guess now where were we I was just about to tell you to screw off hey slick you bow in the future absolutely it might be League champ three years running oh let's see it oh you did not just walk into my establishment and rip my head off my man look we don't have a lot of time for this you really need to tell him something I'll tell him this all right you head wait hey if you do this I am going to hunt you down and I will make sure that you walk funny for miserable last days on tough spare slick you mess with the wrong head his head is a little and tell us where Dom is H kill you both I swear I'll kill both of these oh ow Jesus Take Your Hooks a little off you want me to clean her oh yeah sure thing oh no no no no no oh come on I just clean the backro with this thing please no cleaning no cleaning stop cleaning okay okay all right he's in the back but he's not going to talk to any Men In Black scum like you now give me back my head okay I call this one low hanging fruit that ain't a finger hole you sick bastard ow how about I CL your head off and see how you like it oh o I'm going to kill both of you I'm going to kill them both of [Music] you well we're on the right track just the wrong train if he had any secrets I'm guessing he spilled them smart man would figure out what your victims have in common smart man would that's a big ass phone don't put that up to your head heent know how's your day being Agent K oh fair to me how things going with you very good thank you hey you saw her like an hour ago I need clean up and containment at Cosmic Lanes now listen I got a dead Parian now Roman was a b void correct me if I'm wrong from the same planetary group yes a three Planet system in the Triangular Galaxy wiped out by the bites and that third planet wasn't it glamor Gloria thank you Miss I know where Boris is headed to next you're close slick it's not a factory it's the factory all right look if Forest turns out to be in here and I'm going to kill him I need my gun no deal I've been an agent for 14 years which means that I'm the senior agent on this case now I hate to pull rank but as senior agent I am instructing my junior agent that's you to give me my gun right now that's an order no no no space gun you're welcome I didn't say thank you such an ungainly species they really thrived here on Earth yeah I was an agent for 3 years before I realized all models were aliens found out the hard way password hey look funky 60s dude we don't have a lot of time Joplin [Music] anybody here who's not an [Music] alien very nice blank look in the camera is that Andy Warhol yeah excuse me Mr Warhol can we have a minute now's not a good time this is is a be just a few questions no questions no answers just be we have an urgent matter we'd like to discuss with you regarding one of your party guests why don't you come back next week after The Happening has happened I'm sorry Mr warh you like talking real slow we got important stuff to do and I got a planet to sa You're distressing Everything About You upsets me God damn it K were you trying to blow my cover agent W your cover is safe whoa Andy Warhol is one of us safe get out of your mind I'm s of ideas I'm painting Soup cans and bananas for Christ's sakes actually Mr warh I got to tell you I really love your work oh oh thank you who's the dumbass whoa hey how about a little professional courtesy here what's that dumb ass say it again you want me to I dare you dumb ass agents you know I don't have no problem with p slapping the shiz knit out of Andy Warhol what why you looking at me oh all right you know what Agent K why don't you see what information you can get from agent W and I'll go case the perimeter that work for everybody go do that all right how about that cute okay very nice someone forget his nap huh [Music] oh hey how you doing [Music] chilling who's that guy okay don't tell me he's your new partner actually he's my old partner he traveled back from the future to save the planet Jesus stop don't tell me I don't want to know Andy yoko's here yoko's here uh uh tell her that I'm filming this man eating a hamburger um it's Transcendent uh all right now the [Music] pickle so what you doing on my turf K tracking a killer bogl out we have reason to believe he's going to hit here next glorian glorian uh right solar system wrong planet now he's got to be after the arcan no canans are extinct they're not one washed ashore last week the whole Roswell circuit's all a buzz about it alien unicorn last of it species his name's Griffin Griffin the arcan how's it going going how's it going all that depends for me personally it's good things are good unless of course we're in the possible future where the Muscle Boy near the door gets into an argument with his girlfriend which causes her to storm away and bump into the guy carrying the stuffed mushrooms who then dumps the tray onto those Sailors on Le and a shoving match breaks out and they crash into to the coffee table here in which case I got to move my plate like right now or if it's the possible future in which the pastrami sandwich I'm eating causes me gastric distress but thankfully your friend sir will offer some of the antacids he carries in his right pocket so good I'll be good except in the case of the possible future where I have to leave in 2 and A2 minutes just before he has a chance to offer me the antd so on the whole I'd have to say not good I am not good but that depends okay how we going to find this guy what am I a shmuck well he's here well here is a relative term he's a fifth dimensional being they can live in and visualize an infinite set of time space probabilities simultaneously all right it sounds like fun good work oh okay okay okay you got to fake my n okay I I can't listen to sitar music anymore just I'll see what I can do I'll talk to a okay I can't tell the women from the men may I see your watch oh it is 7:18 no no no your other watch the one your father gave you how do you know about my father's watch oh dear this is the one where Roman is dead and the gentleman at the bowling alley so Much Death such an infinitesimally small chance for Success okay Griffin right okay we're here to go do of Bor us the animal correct we believe he may be coming com to kill me yes he'll be here in 2 minutes unless of course we're in the possible future where he made all the lights on B and got here early and is just about to discharge a weapon from the doorway in which case we're all dead in 2 seconds ah good that was a close one all right K I need a space gun the boglodites consume any planet in their path mine Romans the parans I tried to stop them but if we can stop them here if we can deny them Earth we can stop them forever they'll starve before they reach the next planet it's 63 seconds oh how do we do that stop them what oh sorry I have something for you a gift it can protect you I had to hide it from Boris but if you find me again I'll give it to you thank you what a game amazing it's a real Miracle who whoa what do you mean what what Miracle it's what 30 seconds I have to go wait no no no we got you negative possibilities are multiplying as we speak 20 seconds all right just we got it I'll take if your watch is broken and I have gastric distress find your place in the world oh dear this is the one where Boris is coming through that door in 12 11 10 wait did you have chocolate milk this morning yes Cindy rip it got him [Music] [Music] [Applause] I'm good I'm good what you got another damn it we had him no relax coaches we'll find him first of all my name is Jay okay it's not son it's not slick and it damn sure ain't no cooches I'm not going to relax cuz we're running out of time we're running out of Clues and there's an invasion coming you're not really recognizing my voal intensity oh but there was one guy they could help where hey Griffin Griffin Where's Griffin Griffin Where's Griffin at K he's gone and if Boris gets to him before we do that's no bu out we need pie what my granddaddy always said if you got a problem that you can't solve helps to get out of your head pie it's good pie yeah your granddaddy heavy set man a little bit yeah you know what we've been doing smart stuff we've been following Clues doing real police work it might be time we do something stupid something that ain't got nothing to do with nothing I you know what now I want some pie K I want some pie let's go get some dumb ass pie sounds good m [Music] do any specials my associate will have the same thing he always has after he looks at the menu for 10 minutes and asks about the specials twice he's going to have a slice of apple pie with a nasty piece of cheddar I'm going to have the strawberry rhubarb since it's my last meal I'm going to splurge a little bit world class serial killer out there and we're having pie what are you doing your spare time Strat you see I I sense you're not embracing the concept here right pie don't work unless you let it I'm I'm I'm going to let it when you say we don't talk right you go ahead ask me any question anything you want as long as it doesn't have to do with the case just let her rip what's up with you and O me and know yeah you and know all right all right all right this is it while back I was assigned to keep tabs on a musician MC Jagger was in this British band rolling Stones rings a bell we believed he was on the planet to breed with Earth women and so I was in London and that's when I met up just smart funny a great smile and we find ourselves in this Pub which is a bar right warm beer and the worst Food you ever ate we just played darts till the sun came up neither of us wanted to leave what the hell happened to you man I don't know it hasn't happened yet come on what about you slick in the future you got yourself a girl I got you cannot believe this freaking New York Mets total loses it's a rough time to be a Mets fan tell me about it never going to catch the Cubs was funny the Mets actually win it all this year oh yeah no I'm serious oh I'm sure look 3 months from now your buddies down there going to be calling them the amazing Mets and the Miracle Mets what what you got there H BR Canon said it's amazing it's a miracle I'll see you at the game I know where he is told you to trust the pie Griffin's here for a game he's either too early or too late he's here just got to find him before Boris does I think it's time to give you your things back partner I see you get some pie in you get all mushy I'm just tired of carrying your stuff come on now all right let's go Mets let's go Mets let's go Ms let's go M oh you're just in time unless this is the one where Robinson bad Hops at past third it's almost over are we missing something the game [Applause] so this is how you see things this is amazing it's a gigantic pain in the ass but it has its moments wait this game doesn't happen till October oh it's always October and November and March so many Futures and they're all real just don't know which one will coales until then they're all happening like this one it's my favorite moment in human history all the things that had to converge for the Mets to win the World Series they were in last place every single season until they won it all you said you had a gift for us that baseball for instance thrown for the last out of game five manufactured in 1962 by the Spalding Factory of chiap Massachusetts was aerodynamically flawed due to the horse hide being improperly tanned because Sheila the Tanner's wife left him for a Puerto Rican golf pro that suay um the gift oh oh oh yes of course in the Box uh it's the surprise to protect the Earth it's the shield shield aranan arket that's what you did you put up the arket how did I do that when that ball is pitched to Dave Johnson who only became a baseball player because his father couldn't find a football to give him for his eighth birthday it hits his Bat two micrometers too high causing him to pop out to Cleon Jones who would have been born Clara a statistical typist if his parents didn't have an extra glass of wine that night before going to bed a miracle is what seems impossible but happens anyway I lost my Planet I don't want you to lose yours it'll take a miracle but if you pull this off you'll be my new favorite moment in human history oh dear I forgot to see this one [Music] coming damn [Music] you have these in the future no get on keep J settings at zero gain balance pitching y'all with short burst on the center stalk between 80 and 100 PSI yeah I that gyro at zero gain it is pitching y'all with short burst on the center stalk I did between 80 and 100 PSR got it the AR give it to me I don't think this is the one where you get it now you're right there Chief hell yeah be better with four wheels two is like my [Music] minimum what happens if Forest gets the AR now bite Invasion total Destruction of Earth [Music] [Applause] [Music] the [Music] BX good boy we got to stop this guy I've been trying you haven't been trying hey slick in the future we ever do the Texas twep yes sir [Music] [Music] [Music] did you get him give me a [Music] sec is he dead negative he got away well I got Griffin let's get out of here [Music] I feel younger already [Music] you pathetic waste of boglodite Flesh I'd kill you right now if I didn't value my own life who are you look at you every mistake I've ever made just waiting to happen what happened to my arm you lose it shot off by a human no human can defeat me you spend the next 40 years in prison chained up like an animal no PR can hold me they build one especially for us on the moon no human has been to the moon so they cannot have built it there already stop arguing you can avoid all of that if you just listen to me you were defeated you let it get shot off that wasn't me that was you what's your plan prevent the arnet from being deployed kill anyone who tried eyes good plan didn't work with my help we'll get the arnet kill Agent K The Invasion will be successful and we'll get to keep both of our stop staring at it listen [Music] you all right thank you for saving my life that's what we do you still have the ark net when you're being hunted by Boris The Animal you get good at hiding things whoa [Music] this will save your world once it's outside the atmosphere it gets a whole lot bigger all you have to do is deploy it you mean in space well how do you suppose we do that uh it's just one small step [Music] Moon launch Cape canavero July 16th 1969 we got 6 hours to get to Florida better get a move on slick uh wait uh hold hold up not not us uh I'm going to do this one alone no he has to be the one what do you mean alone means I'm going to go to Florida you're going to stay here and I need you to trust me on this one trust you I don't think so something you're not telling me slick I'm telling you you're not going to Florida well they ain't going to happen partner with Kate please I will not allow you to go to Florida stop me you die there Cape canaval Apollo launch Baris kills you there that's what I'm here for that's what I came back to stop oh dear we're in this one okay I saw the file I looked at the report now I know I said I told you everything but you got that's for lying to me look I'm sorry man that's for telling me the truth trying to protect you man the bitterest truth is better than the sweetest lies if he has to go to Cape canaval he must deploy the arket as he did before there's no other way K is the only hope in Saving Earth can I save him is there any future where I save his life yes but where there is death there will always be death according to you I've done this before so we know it's possible if you're half the agent you say you are you'll make sure I don't get killed doing it should we Partners you tell me let's go [Music] Agent K how are you I'm good okay group hug on the way to doing what we're doing morning man is about to launch himself on a trip to the moon in the expectation of Landing there look I got to ask you we pull this off fix things the way they were oh and I are we wise man once told me don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to it I said that didn't I yes [Music] sir here they are what are they jetpacks jetp packs no no no no we I'm we're not doing jetpacks there's the reason we don't have these things in the future okay we got to drive can't drive to Florida from Manhattan in 5 hours Chief yeah yeah we can the the red button standard issue in every Mi C you press the red button goes into hyperdrive no red buttons yet slick come on man do you even know how to work this stupid thing it's like with anything just have to strap yourself in hope for the best that right Miss so unfortunately it is you ready slick let's get it this is going to be interesting [Music] [Music] to the story The a with all well last [Music] arm so glad this isn't one of the times we explode one of the times oh we got company the hell is that a battery belt all right I got it no uh any reality that gets the shield deployed is one where you tell the truth but the truth the truth is the only path this is a restricted area yes sir it is good day gentlemen great day for America isn't it my name is Agent J this is Agent K that's Griff we're from a secret government organization that polices and monitors alien activity on and off of planet Earth all right now here's the thing thing see we have this special little metal thingy that Griff gave us that we have to get on top of that rocket to prevent an alien invasion that worked like a Char sir Delta gate we may have a problem three trespassers no IDs but they've got weapons sir some kind I've never seen before [Music] what breed of damn fool do you have to be to penetrate my launch sight on the day of the most massive feed ever attempted by mankind watched by God the population of the entire planet my own first born colonel colonel they had these they said they need to put something on the rocket for an invasion thanks I got 10 minutes to launch if you pose a threat to that rocket you tell me now and do not lie to me I told the truth last time sir this man came here from the future to protect me so I can attach a shield to the top of that rocket and save the world need your help to do that take him to the brig you slipping Griff sir if I may [Music] [Music] Corporal you men are no longer needed I'll take the prisoners sir are you dismissed follow [Music] me hey you did the future thing on him what you show him only what he needed to see I I have to go now what no no no come on you don't need me anymore all right Griff don't start flipping on me I need you to when boris's arm is taken the past will be as it was cable survive he will not know you were ever here all right all right I'm gone got it like a reset when that happens go home leave hey slick you coming you yeah all right uh thanks man hey will I ever see you again anything's possible oh Griff I can never bear to watch this part Armstrong and Aldrin are scheduled to set foot on the moon on early Monday morning Eastern Daylight Time where's Griffin doing his own thing [Music] gentlemen this elevator will take you to the top to get the arket outside the atmosphere you need to strap it to the Escape rocket above the capsule you do not want to be anywhere near this rocket when it takes off questions oh thank you for this Colonel some job you got there hey thanks a lot bro uh what did Griff show you back there he showed me how important you are you and your [Music] partner hey look if everything goes right the way we hope it does I'm going to probably end up having to get out of here pretty quick so not going to have a chance to say a proper goodbye things go wrong not going to have a chance to either so I guess win or lose is it see why I recruited you you good man good man what the hell happened to you told you it still hasn't happened yet I'll take this one nauy you might want to get a pedicure if you get a [Music] second and lift off [Music] [Music] [Music] [Applause] just has the two-minute Mark in the countdown and all is still go as we monitor our status [Music] [Music] void asut report it feels good power transfer is complete Armstrong just reported back it's been a real smooth countdown can you give me a hand hey hey you hear me calling you force the animal Hey where's the animal it's just [Music] B you're going to lose let's agree to disagree [Music] hey Forest the [Music] animal right left [Music] [Music] you're going to lose let's agree to disagree hey for is the [Music] animal that's not possible let's agree to disagree that's not [Applause] possible K I win I'm better than [Music] me that's my partner that's my partner [Music] if we call this in they'll scrub the launch I didn't see anything [Applause] where's your partner he's fine he went home how does that work got me come on [Music] get [Music] [Music] out wow Bingo man that is some Next Level [Music] [Applause] stuff you ever want to see more I know a top secret organization that could use a man like you I wish I could thank you I see you around okay look [Music] out go ahead arrest me not this time where there's death there will always be death [Music] Daddy Daddy hey hey my name's K what's your name James James that's a nice name where's my [Music] dad what do you got there what is that my dad gave it to me we time to [Music] launch where is my dad he uh he went to go do something very special and he wanted me to stay here and take care of his best pal [Music] you going to be back yeah James if you look right here I will tell you the only thing you ever need to know your daddy is a hero my daddy is a hero come want to take a walk with me [Music] yes James [Music] [Music] there's you do [Music] [Music] you late uh sorry lost track of time how do you know that song drink your coffee we got work to do what do you know and what do you don't know how the hell do I know what I don't know that's a really good question did we go to woo last night yeah boglodites been extinct for 40 years perfect did we talk on the phone last night you hung up on me yeah I did but that was because of all of those Secrets the universe doesn't know about but I've realized that last night was a long long time ago [Music] and really I just want to say thank you it's been my [Music] privilege you know there's a really high possibility now that I might know some things you don't know I doubt it hey I bet I know what went down with you and oh she's a very fine lady but you know the rules there's no fraternizing monst agent I think y'all might have fraternized the time or too this is my new favorite moment in human history unless this is the one where Kay forgot to leave a [Music] [Music] tip almost forgot [Music] that was a close [Music] one yeah you baby baby baby reporting live from K Cano MK back in [Music] in oh baby my sweet [Music] baby Miami equals mases with a I flipped it black suits white shirts black glasses with a matching T like aent J your aent okay and I wish the whole world would okay I'm trying to make a billion that of 15 cents understand understood I'm a get move Shaker bury a Bo record breaker won't you give credit what credit is do don't you know that I don't give a number two y just halfway thoughts not worth the back of my mind but to understand the future we have to go back in [Music] time baby oh baby oh baby my sweet [Music] baby I got the glob in the pal of my hand whereever that's where I the world I know the they can try they want to they can try they want to what p took jsaw it all a b i it all blind against the world just half not worth the back of my mind but to understand the future we have to go back in [Music] time [Music] baby baby oh baby my sweet [Music] you're the excuse me baby go yeah you baby back you baby in let's make a baby time excuse me baby yeah you baby you baby [Applause] bab my baby my [Applause] [Music] baby oh baby my sweet baby you're a [Music] [Music] [Music] oh [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] h [Music]
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