Memes That Make You Say Hol' Up 4

me steals a girl's heart the other surgeons i can't stand homeless people every time i leave work one of them approaches me and shakes his can full of coins just to show off how he has more money than me when the place is so haunted that you have to call all the experts [Music] i give free stuff to every single person in the world if you haven't figured it out yet i'm carol marks and this is communism a woman donated a kidney to her boss who then fired her when she took too long to recover from the operation why do brits speak english an american language rather than speaking some european language be careful where you shop online we ordered a german shepherd and now this guy lives with us pause the video at a point where it looks like tiny biden is giving big biden a shoulder massage when it's career day at your school but your dad's a cop and refuses to enter the building [Music] my face when my wife gives birth to a baby but i don't feel the dad jokes kicking in but my friend suddenly becomes a comedian ten years ago today i married my best friend my wife's still really angry about it but me and dave were drunk and thought it was funny him i take my coffee like i take my women me realizing he grinds up his coffee and keeps it in the freezer [Music] what's the capital of austria berlin what's the capital of france berlin what's the capital of poland berlin you failed your geography test we'll [Music] see little billy loved the ocean but one day the ocean left billy cried thinking the ocean didn't love him back boy was he wrong i need a bra hey ariel how's it go lucky a pay bruh so jealous see you in hell you stupid fruit corporations a day after pride ends jesus sealing the deal for all hotels to have his book in the bedside draw knocking on your online girlfriend store in real life and seeing a 43 year old man open the door [Music] when your dad dies and you have to act like you didn't just do a choreographed musical number called i just can't wait to be king [Music] how to become pope mayo thanks fam it worked i know a rug deal when i see one it would be an innocent meeting between friends if they were polar bears wouldn't it someone know that part of the bible describes the workout routine to get the body of christ crossfit my iphone was stolen and every time they take a picture it gets updated to my icloud if you know who this is please help [Music] that man has an rpg you're not getting your phone back i'm 22 but have the body of a 16 year old prove it i don't want to walk all the way over to my freezer right now lol what i can't believe i need to say this you're not going to find your wife in any of these places nightclubs bars tinder she's going to be here libraries gyms coffee shops i don't know man i found your wife on tundra i think we all deserve to know what's in those cages a woman flipped me off and honked at me in the mcdonald's drive-through because i was taking too long to order so i paid for her food when i got to the food window i showed them both receipts and took her food not today satan kids afraid to check their grades adults afraid to check their bank accounts university students afraid to check both [Music] i wish i had the perfect body poof it is done nothing's changed correct wow you're a wholesome genie i'm a hallucination take your meds breaking news an active world war two era bomb has been found in a construction area this 100-pound bomb most likely failed to explode during the bombing raid but still active and dangerous the bomb squad is on their way to handle it [Music] i literally have on dollar to my name right now what's your then no no jeremy dan requests one dollar the last one my wife yelled from the bedroom asking do you ever get a shooting pain across your body like someone's got a voodoo doll of you and they are stabbing it i replied no she yelled back how about now they offered you 80 an hour to clean the cemetery alone from 10 p.m until 5am you're taking the job 80 an hour you got me eefed up thinking i'm a refuse that crap i'm making sure each one of those tombs are spotless with the finest holy water annabelle trying to visit her friend aisle six row three bro might get haunted by i'm leaving each shift in a bentley with casper and his home is in the back my uncle a retired fisherman volunteered to build his first grandson's crib there were mixed reactions [Music] teacher what were you doing in the girl's washroom me sir i was not there teacher i saw you inside the girl's washroom me show me the proof starts showing the cctv footage of the washroom [Music] me doing an unboxing video for my youtube content everyone at the funeral people with adhd when they are told they are being upgraded to 84k how is my dad completely immune to the black and white filter because you haven't unlocked that character yet dad's missing i just raided a village any obsidian in the chest that volcano stuff there is no volcanoes in minecraft what's minecraft hold up bro i have two bad news for you combine them your girlfriend is cheating on both of us with this ingenious trick you can easily smuggle a candy bar into a united states cinema just got back from the doctor guess who can say now jesus can walk on water babies are 72 percent water i can walk on babies therefore i'm 72 jesus i'm also 100 in jail my crush tells her friend she is being stalked me who follows her everywhere she goes and have never seen a stalker [Music] me i'm going to steal your heart oh my god that's so romantic me an organ trafficker i finally started using my money to invest in art what the f is this my essay is 642 words and i need 700 change the text color to white and which does so cocondo will go away at your keyboard it's basically the next step in evolution why do so many murderers bury victims in their own backyards not everyone has the trunk space or gas money to drive way out in the middle of nowhere to dump their bodies check your privilege we are all doing the best we can out here females always want to run away at your lowest point in life doctor congrats the abortion was done successfully credit card declines doctor me takes my kid to take care and tries to make conversation with a guy there me so who's your kid him i haven't decided yet crap just went from zero to one hundred just a reminder that if you squash a marshmallow rabbit then the end result is kim jong-un [Music] genie you have three wishes me i would want to become my rich neighbor's son genie okay you still have three wishes a friend of mine tried to sell his soul on ebay and the starter price was ten dollars and people were bidding on it but before anything happened ebay took me down and sent him an email explaining that if he was selling a soul that didn't actually exist then it was against their policy and if he was selling a real soul then that is a human body part and it is also against the e doctor asks to take schizophrenia pills patient prove they are not poisoned doctor takes the pill patient disappears doctor what happened i'm trying to take my girl out to eat tomorrow but i'm broke bro you're good this is why friends are for right i'll take her out to eat tomorrow ah yes the negotiator i know amazon drivers be like damn this house again i work on ambulance the thought is the exact same sable what i need to tell you something really important what's up okay so this may sound like i'm messing with you but i promise i'm not i was recently diagnosed with a terminal disease called sorodiavascular molecule basically if i don't get enough blood flow to my ears they will slowly freeze and will fall off and it will spread to my inner ear and brain there's no cure for it except one i need to constantly warm my ears and the only material soft enough is the inner thighs of a pretty girl so i need you to sit on my face for medical reasons boy jake paul you don't know me but i've been in a wheelchair most of my life and today i finally stood up just to turn your music off [Music] i hate being high why i keep hearing footsteps are you walking oh crap what is this wrong answers only it's an old school rumor pull the pin and it cleans everything in a 50 foot radius well yes but actually no him hi i stole your identity i've been living as you for a week me him me him just starts crying me hugs him hey it's okay him loud crying like how do you even get up in the morning me i know i know it's gonna be okay with inflation at seven point five percent you lose half your money in nine years the only way to outperform that consistently that i have found is crypto just this year i've already lost half my money they gave my client a life sentence but i look spectacular [Music] billy eilish is just silly and murphy in a blonde wig i can't unsee it now it's so hard to find a straight man that is confident enough to compliment me on my looks nice balls every company after pride month is over turning on your lights and siren after you lose a drag race is just poor sportsmanship [Music] food fight where did little jimmy go after getting lost in a minefield that's really dark mate yeah but it got really bright for half a second my nephew just said to me is wing made from birds flapping their wings he's so adorable isn't he wrong my nephew's 24 and addicted to heroin [Music] fair be well beatrice well it's been a pleasure but before i go surprise it wasped me it wasped me all along i don't believe it poor man so deep in the friend zone from top golf to dinner flowers ice cream and horseback riding you outdid yourself on this friend date daniel you wanted to set a standard for how i should be treated and you sure set a high one i thank god so much that he put an amazing friend like you in my life thank you for making me feel like a true princess i saw a cute girl flirting in my comments with a guy and she asked him for his snap and i turned off the comments if i can't find love no one can i don't know about you but this cabbage field makes me want to buy a flame thrower it's crazy that they only figured out tectonic plates in the 60s a child in the 50s would say it seems like south america and africa would fit together and his mom would go that's cute honey would you like a cigarette amber heard doesn't blame the jury for siding with johnny depp he's a fantastic actor at my funeral take the bouquet of my coffin and row it into the crowd to see who is next i like your pride shirt in the late 1960s british columbia woodsman francis wharton shot a deer and used its teeth to make dentures for himself then he ate the deer with the deer's own teeth god i wish i was a plantation owner in the 1800s so i could legally own nessa [Music] haha i upvoted you for the blue hair we prefer latino or latina i'd accept latin the latinx me what the f is latinx we got pokemon names now pablo i choose you [Music] russian mother of 11 addicted to motherhood vows to have 105 kids christina ozturk 23 and her 56 year old husband gallipos turks say that they want to make history by having 105 kids they called me a madman frontierland shooting arcade trying to survive a simulated old west shootout became less and less fun over the years as it reminded kids too much of being at school i used to drink tons of diet coke but it's been one month since i've had a drop i want to share some of the changes i've observed in myself over that time my health isn't changed i'm less happy my one source of joy is gone thanks for encouraging me on this journey my lady was saving five thousand dollars to buy a new car little did she know for every dollar she set aside i took it to guitar center for studio equipment mixtape coming soon take care of yourselves kings teacher the test isn't that confusing the test jennifer 26 proud mother of three children virgin i love my husband lesbian thank you for watching this video tune in at 5 p.m british time for a video of changing topic and at 7 00 pm for daily juicy memes check out my discord server using 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Channel: Memenade

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Length: 15min 51sec (951 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 14 2022