Memes About Canadians

Americans are nicer than Canadians airplane etiquette survey reports get screwed Canada you have nothing now why do Americans freak out over us Canadians having bagged milk who the hell bags milk who the hell brings guns into a Walmart I thought I got a ticket but then I realized I live in Canada nice car Canadian bathroom graffiti your mom is a nice lady your father is proud of you Canada has a $200,000 rubber dog that just floats around for no reason how babies are born in Canada hey that's not how they're born that's just how we find them in our maple syrup buckets no one knows how the hell they're born Canadian street gangs hot as hell swear words the graffiti in my hometown is getting out of control only in Canada do the buses apologize for the accident Canadian flag made out of real maple leaves and snow that's so hardcore Canada Canada looks really broken you okay Canada we are slowly trying to distance ourselves from the US Peace by piece this moose literally followed me home what do I do only in America let's all get along like they do in Canada breaking Canada has unveiled a new design to the Canadian passport it's too big the Canadian Army be like have a nice day smiley face One Day Canada will take over the world then you will be sorry meanwhile in Canada use the other door the goose will attack if you go through this door I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said hey can we use your pool there's a Moen ours welcome to Canada I've never received such a funny text in my life I can't breathe I told them yes yes if you send a picture and they sent me this Montreal student protesters baiting Riot police with donuts Canada screaming please tell me one of the officers with a sense of humor took one how do Canadians reproduce we fill people sized molds with maple syrup and call upon the almighty God to bring life upon their soulless forms uh I didn't know this rare photo of the arrival of the Russian national hockey team in Canada sometimes I get offended by Canadian stereotypes but then I remember once my friend came back from her vacation to see a put in her house and then her family sat him down and they had a lengthy discussion about Life Choices stats Canada reports not one baby has been named Karen since November 13th 2019 The Purge Canada darn the police if this was another country we would have to tell you that this coffee may be hot good thing this is Canada wa Canada someone needs to turn down their sass level sometimes Canadian stereotypes annoy me but then I remember that a moose walked into a grocery store in British Columbia and had to be lured out with an apple Canadian Riot this is the last straw I am a little upset Canadian police don't use dogs but they've trained Gees they just have a tech geese freaking Canadians even their cops are nice don't be fooled when the sun sets they transform into what maple syrup what why is Obama following Dorito's Canada there is a lot to discuss here it's the American Canadian border Vancouver's notorious knife stealing cro canuk now a father what's ice hockey people on knife shoes fight in over the last Oreo I think I don't think Canadians have been completely honest about our transportation methods I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with use I am American I shout as I deep fry my freedom I am Canadian I say politely as I ride off on my POA be 700 Canadian doctors protest salary raisers say we are paid too much POV you're in Canada paying for your death and the doctor turns around the iPad for a tip let's have a game of spot the Canadian shall we spotted police are looking for a guy who used a snow brush to rob a convenience store in Canada does Canada have an army or do they just send herds of moose after their enemies we don't have enemies because we don't stir up stuff with other countries like the rest of you another prime example of Canada's passive aggressive Beauty if you're having a bad day please remember that a man from Canada known as Michael Angelo uses a GPS tracker of his bike rides to draw pictures in Canada we play a game called am I on the road meanwhile in Canada hit break eh oh hi moose we have strict instructions about your snack habits do not let moose lick your car well here's ryal Nova in two pictures taken a day apart bring back my wheelbarrow thank you for bringing back my wheelbarrow stealing a bike in Canada apologies stole your bike last night in the final chapter of an export fueled Rampage smooth ride though great bike Choice fam 10 out of 10 would steal again meanwhile in Canada my town is so safe I accidentally left my keys here all night and and nothing happened imagine getting jumped by some Canadians and one of them says I'm so sorry about this translation turn that guy into syrup ow this is going to need stitches that'll be $58,000 sir I can help you in 38 months screw you it was so cold even our ghost froze is this what it's like to get drunk in Canada yes Canada has officially ranked number one in the world for the best quality of life it's now no longer illegal to challenge someone to a duel in Canada until proven otherwise I am the declaring myself the creator of the largest rice krispy square in Canada yes trespassing this is a private dog but you are welcome to sit here and enjoy the view Canada 100 the Canadian high five because in Canada stitches are free a hitchhiking robot that relied on the kindness of strangers to travel the world made it successfully across Canada Germany and the Netherlands before it was found with its head and arms ripped off just 2 weeks into its first American tour don't give Canadians money you don't understand this stuff is waterproof and it's a amazing also if you scratch the clear maple syrup leaves they smell like maple syrup is Canada even real the whole country is a theme park Canadian archaeology what the people included how is samesex marriage viewed where you live in Canada we just call it marriage and since it's not hockey nobody really cares which team you're playing for no name is the gem of Canada every product is so unbelievably ominous I really laugh my butt off every time I go shopping if you die in Canada do you die in real life um I don't know what dying is like can anyone confirm saw some vandalism in Canada today have a nice day I really like bothering people outside of Ontario and cubec by posting pictures of bagged milk because the concept is so foreign to them and they go crazy it's weird and it's wrong Canada must feel like they live in an apartment above a meth lab do cows moo in different accents fun fact cows have Regional accents moo moo moo o moo in it can I have a brief history of Canada this will determine if I live there on not be as drastic as possible dinosaurs yeah okay so obviously we start off with a huge huge asteroid boom Tim Horton my mom phoned me today and told me that someone in my hometown had robbed the pharmacy at gunpoint but the pharmacist started having an anxiety attack and the robber was so worried about her they offered to call an ambulance while they were robbing her was this in Canada of course it was Canadian cyclist rode 101 km in 7 hours to draw a moose on map in downtown Toronto breaks a glass bottle who wants to fight accidentally kill someone oh my God are you okay this post is so Canadian I live in Texas you're definitely Canadian petition to rename the USA South Canada what about Alaska are we the normal Canada Canada a bit to the left 13 years of school and I'm still not sure if it's gray or gray it's gray in England and Gray in America are you kidding me I've been struggling with this since I was a fetus and it's literally that easy what about Canada gray the EUR is that year humanity is on its last string of Life Food is scarse the last bottle of maple syrup has expired hope is dying fast the Canadians have fallen the Canadians have fallen quick animal fact unlike Canadians Canadian geese are horrible I'm not saying it's cold outside I'm just saying my doormat broke there's a dog school in Canada so they don't stay home alone this is a picture taken on the way to school blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family a raised from baby and used by this Canadian in his logging business the Moose leaves for a few weeks in the spring but always returns you can try and make fun of Canada all you want but we know you're only doing it out of jealousy because Canada is awesome how Canadians are hatched Exel a in early Fallen hatch midwinter the packings slowly make their way into the forest to forage for syrup amongst the Moose Canada was definitely running out of ideas for street names the other street that street this street fun game refer to Americans as South Canada and watch As Americans lose their mind probably because it's the United States of America and not South Canada that doesn't even sound right look it's working the Canadian border is seen by Americans stop complaining about your life there are literally people living in Canada spring break in the USA spring break in Canada yo Canada quick question why is your money see-through so we can shine a laser pointer through the window and see the value amount projected AAR as added protection from forgeries Yo USA why the the hell are we still using fragile scraps of linen like animals when we could have laser showed dollars instead Canada and Denmark are in territorial dispute over hens Island their War consists of removing the other country's flag planting theirs and leaving a bottle of brandy or whiskey behind North America according to Hollywood Canada USA Mexico I told a Canadian to end himself he told me to stop giving medical advice without a license people in Toronto have started to list the other half of their bed for rent as the housing market has gotten worse every American I've talked to on scope asked about bagged milk so far what the hell is bagged milk guys it's just milk in a bag why is this such a strange concept because if you open it doesn't it go everywhere how do you even if your grocery store has an aisle of trapping supplies you might be in Alaska sometimes I find Canadian stereotypes a bit annoying then I remember we literally drizzle maple syrup on Fresh snow and eat it with a stick just a Canadian holding his Healthcare bill after going to a doctor Canadian food chain what man catches fish and bear catches both of them no I love the beginning of the introduction of countries at the Olympics because it starts off with the smaller countries you know just little groups but then out of nowhere they arrive Canada we've come for the maple syrup Priceless Pete sent this photo in and said thunderbay Ontario got flooded today so the Ms and I took our Cano out Health Canada warning reminds public not to eat laundry pods not all Canadians are polite please do not approach the Canadian Gees as they can become quite aggressive if you get too close when I first moved to Canada I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge the entire kitchen stopped to star in Wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out don't waste Pizza space this whole country is an ice box Canadians whatever it's not even that cold Canada ever feel useless this is a Canadian prison Canadian street gangs friendliest street gang I've seen Americans name every Canadian province hockey cubec maple syrup Canadian wolves are being air Dropped In to Michigan to kill moose imagine being a moose thinking you're safe looking up and seeing a wolf parachuting down towards you and your Moose Family Canada wildfires are messing up our beautiful American Air we must invade immediately Canadian Wars an egregious offense Canada battles Norway for tallest moose statue I can't get into the maple syrup this is horrible somebody didn't clean it off right and now the lid is glued to the bottle I'm going to start a riot I feel like this is one of those Beautiful Moments where someone's URL truly fits the post raging Canadian Canadians warned about car licking moose normal moose when they see a car Canadian moose kids work together to create Eternal resource # Community sometimes I get really annoyed by Canadian stereotypes but then this morning we were talking about how warm it was outside and that we're having such a nice spring we were not being sarcastic Canadian eery puts tiny chairs around the little table that comes inside pizza boxes my childhood dream has come true stop what you're doing Canadian links also so do the thing that house cats do where they stop grooming with their legs stuck in the air okay Carry On can a defense be like ah yes summer well you're arguing about pineapple on Pizza Canadians are doing this and they are getting away with it being Canadian is confusing because you sound American right like a Brit and thrown just enough French words to freak everyone out Montreal Canada I have no clue what this means I laughed way harder than I should have at this plain sugar waffle Pine this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone sh ripped it back with souvenirs wait is this the play so if I ever go to Canada I'm just going to leave a dummy wallet with my address on it so smart I can speak Canadian moose moose syrup hockey moose moose my grandmother's doing just fine thank you for asking I always think of Canada as the love child of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just let it grow up with its Big Brother America who was like the rebel of the family this is 100% definitely what happened and Canada wanted to be exactly like America but ended up being the nicer one who makes friends with everyone easily true that meanwhile in Canada there could never be too many hockey ranks it's a bit brisk eh minus 40 bit brisk it's not bad today eh - 30 nice day out - 20 looks like summer came early - 10 welcome to Canada Wild Turkey seen chasing Canada employee in mississagua neighborhood 77 million people watch Doctor Who today that's twice the population of Canada and then some is Canada a normal measurement for this sort of thing I guess highlighting culture C differences between Canada and America iced cap Canada iced cap America Canadians be like man skates through Tim Horton's drive-thru after nasty winter storm just going to sneak right past you said by every Canadian in every single grocery store is my wife scared of spiders yes am I prepared to sleep on the couch for this prank also yes warning huge aggressive spider under cup do not pick up until ready to squish it my English teacher says eh a lot and every time I'm like I bet he's from Canada but then I remember I'm Canadian I live in Canada woman hits moose on way to visit sister who hit moose I hope both people in the mooses are okay Alco hocky the Canadian variation of beer pong I feel you Emma when I'm 100 years old when I turn 100 years old I will be tired of everything and everyone so I will tell everyone I'm going to Canada but accidentally go to the Bahamas I'll live in a tiny Hut with my tiny dog I will order fish tacos when I'm hungry and live my best life with no crap when you can speak British Canadian Australian and American Mr worldwide Canadian money waterproof not rip able easily to apart colorful American money not waterproof easily ripped all look the same doll due to less pollution we can see Canada from India you know you're in Canada when hockey games end up like this finally photographic evidence of what a bear pooping why why do you need evidence of that did you not think they pooped what foreigners are scared of in Canada what Canadians are scared of in Canada the Canadians are so nice stereotype it's funny considering their favorite sport is beating the absolute H out of other people with sticks while knives are strapped to their feet how to spot someone late for work in Canada in the winter dear Australians Canada has less people than California alone and we're the second biggest country in the world gay rights are fully legal abortion is legal no racism or discrimination of any kind is allowed free healthcare and we have moose come live here we have lots of space sincerely Canadians can Americans come too no no I'm pretty sure they're talking about Maple Taffy you pour maple syrup onto clean ice or snow and then you roll it up on a stick and eat it it's really good but it's sweet as hell and I can never go past like two bites first we have Canada that's pretty okay yeah greeting Us in French as well thank and then we have America wow it's like the whole country is a theme park two helicopters from Canada's tactical this is just cool did you know a grocery store in Canada was unintentionally left unlocked and unattended on a national holiday the only things taken were two packages of cherry tomatoes for which the person left $5 at the checkout and the person had actually overpaid flying bear kills two Canadians in freak accident okay Canadians what's up we don't see this often often often a flying bear killed two people in freak accident and this isn't the first time you've seen it what the hell do you guys do in Canada what happens here stays here come on guys stop fighting not until he admits I'm cooler never I will never admit that you are cooler prove it free healthcare yeah but we marriage equality but hand Kinder x uh well you're just as bad as Justin Bieber gosp spits out tea why are we involved calm down there is no need to make such false accusations ignores and screams at each other Smashes in through window don't get upset E I have some spaghetti I am complete I like how America is freaking out like ah same-sex marriage and ah taxed healthc care oh my God ah the world will burn and literally right next to them is their most similar country doing perfect with both of these things like it's a no-brainer God bless Canada what the hell is that Beaver doing quietly reving in its stable economy in Canada you don't say I love you you say e e Maple Leaf Queen ham bacon moose antler e which roughly translates into I'll give you my snow shovel I think that's beautiful hoey hockey Maple Leaf Puck what the hell did you just say about my mom sometimes I like to imagine that Canada and New Zealand are best friends but no one knows because no one cares Canada and no one cares New Zealand so they just sit on the sidelines like we don't need these people anyway we'll start our own club let's make a pillow for we can put a sign on it that says no Aussie Americans allowed let's go I'm British I'm invited to the club Only Canadians have the skill to make their Halloween costumes look good with snowsuits maybe she's born with it maybe she's Canadian in Canada they don't pronounce the Z as Z they pronounce it as Zed and that is crazy to me it sounds like they made a tyer when they invented it they do that everywhere in the world that's not America we do that here in the UK too America is weird man I love it when America's like L Canada ISM all right and the rest of the world's like nah bro it's literally only you that does it different other countries have their figure skating set to classical music and Soulful movie soundtracks and then there's Canada Back in Black Thunder Struck by ACDC a homeless man in Canada turned in the $2,000 he found on the street when a blogger raises over $5,000 in donations for the man he turned it down and wanted it donated to charity instead I was late today and my boss asked me if I value my iced coffee more than I value my job and I don't know how to tell him that I most definitely do the candy canes in Canada a shaped like hockey sticks is this country even real my sister is the virus positive and I've been using it as an excuse to stay at home for when people ask me to come out but she lives in Canada remember when Tim's drive-thru had garbage bins and the Wasps would make ordering coffee a little risky wasn't going to post this until I got to wait am I driving in the lane because you don't even know people this seems like a joke but it's 100% accurate we're going to read a few of these free shipping when you spend $50 JK when you live in Canada it's actually that amount having a disproportionate cheese cods to gravy ratio being Canadian is saying thank you when someone opens a door for you and then saying thanks when they open the second door for you but a little quieter Dear America emotional support Canadians are on standby if you have not yet received your emotional support Canadian one will be assigned to you shortly there are nice Americans there are rude Americans nice Brits rude Brits nice Canadians then there's Justin Bieber every year on Canadian Thanksgiving we perform a ritual to purge ourselves of rudess Bieber absorbs it all he was never meant to escape we are sorry so I'm at a grocery store and a guy looks at me then turns to his wife and says oh yeah we need some nonan bread I'm always happy to help this guy is the Minister of multiculturalism in Canada I made the mistake of forgetting my Nintendo switch at a random hotel room while traveling luckily the hotel staff found it and were kind enough to ship it to me from me to Canada I was happy to get it back but look at this note I found inside good day we saw that your game was still running so we saved it for you that way you didn't lose any progress I also downloaded the new update for you what the wait this person is too nice I think this is one of the kindest memes I've ever seen un ironically I wonder what Canadian man does Canadian man saves four kids with Hummer Canadian man misses Super Bowl trip Canadian man caught singing Canadian man mildly offended if you want me to do your country next just drop it in the comments and I'll check it out I just thought I'd let you know the reason why I'm doing this video is because I found this random piece of information out how much does Canada pay to Britain each Canadian pays approximately $155 to the crown totaling to almost 59 million annually I had no clue thanks Canada

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Length: 20min 45sec (1245 seconds)

Published: Thu Mar 14 2024