Meet The Girl With Chocolate For Hands (True Reality Story)

it all started when I was a teen and my mom is making chocolate lava cake she told me all the time that she doesn't take the lava part lightly but you try telling a little kid to not dip both of their hands in a scalding pot of chocolate lava cake I guess sometimes kids just I know you have severe burning your hand underneath that chocolate is so crispy and crunchy it would probably make for a nice toffee Center but yeah despite the fact that your hands taste chocolaty and gooey you're gonna want to keep the chocolate on the doctor said that I had to leave the chocolate on because it's the only skin that I have the lights are melting my hands can you that's really rude we're sorry about that we we could turn them down maybe a little is this deal like that thank you but it's not a splattering turn about God anyway like my skin all melted off and got replaced with 99% cacao that must make life really difficult yeah it makes life difficult have you ever tried going to the bathroom with chocolate on your hands how am I supposed to know if I wipe your nose do you what we'll just make sure you use your designated toilet paper roll yeah thanks I'm not allowed to use the ones that everybody else uses cuz apparently I get it messy you know I can't okay can we not talk about poo right now birds attack - squirrels people's dogs attacked me and I have to tell the owner like hello chocolate if your dog licks my hand it's a dead man like obviously having these creamy chocolatey hands is going to affect how strangers see me but I never thought that it would affect my relationships at home hey hey how was the nutella brandy oh it was good what are you doing oh you're hungry huh yeah well what are you eating then a bar a bar a bar of what chocolate do you have any idea how rude and insensitive that is it was like he was eating my hands like The Audacity I felt attacked I couldn't breathe what's next I'm gonna wake up and I'm not going to have hands anymore cuz you're gonna eat my hands is that how you see this I'm just a big hand person now you can just eat whenever you want yeah I'm just gonna eat your hands while you're sleeping you must think it's really cute just sit there eating what I'm made out of just cuz you have chocolate for hands doesn't mean the rest of us can enjoy me you know in some countries that would be cannibalism what does it hurt you feeling I'm so over this well then go no one's gonna miss you we should be normal so that was pretty much rock bottom for me when the place that you go to feel safe becomes a place where you fear for the safety of your hands and so that must meet us to today then oh no no that was just the beginning it turns out that my hands were scalded so badly by the chocolate that the theobromine in the chocolate warps my DNA and now I can squirt chocolate from my hands like some sort of weird Spider Man Willy Wonka uma Loompa freakazoid and it was so embarrassing at first but eventually I could control it [Music] it's a pretty good power to have actually been getting soon I got us some strawberries and chocolate oh no how do I forget the chocolate I got the store don't worry whoa who are you answer your question thank you for the chocolate but I was just hoping for it on the strawberries maybe you should get out of here soon cuz Stephanie's gonna be real pissed about the couch could you just dan you gotta get out of here babe who's that Oh like chocolate lady a woman chocolately your chocolate did you do that to my couch if it wasn't for me you just had strawberry she's wearing it chocolate everywhere yeah I mean like what are you even doing here I don't dump my head which I'm not leaving looks like my work here is done Thanks excuse me chocolate manly don't call me doc I really don't want to do my scooping lessons today can you get me out of it if I have to ha Oh God that kids carnage swimming lessons are canceled for the rest of the week wait unless it's chocolate okay yeah cancel it cancel it all don't worry don't be so sure the authorities are on their way and now we know the crook is covered in shock and now you got yourself a little snack see you like it I see the perpetrator covered in chocolate like the description buries birth dude who knew that this thing that changed my life for the worst that made me unlikable sticky weird would eventually become the thing that changed me from a little girl with chocolate hands to chocolates woman lady that's why I'm here to tell my story oh my goodness okay I gotta be really really careful it's though he didn't okay try doing your own makeup with this you can my grandma has been doing my makeup for years why aren't you wearing a shirt I'm sorry yeah you know this is so unprofessional whoa oh my gosh oh yeah this thing that would change I just got chocolate everywhere is now like a normal thing yes that doesn't make it any less disgusting it's kind of like you do this is supposed to be an inspiring story right chocolate woman [Music]

Channel: Gloom

Views: 4,648,495

Keywords: true story, story, reality story, gloom, gloomgames, kassie, gloomykassie, terry, chocolate, chocolate woman lady, Dr. phil, keeping up with the kardashians, reality tv, kuwtk, my story, true stories, freaky eaters, actually happened, share my story, my story animated, sketch, comedy, sketch comedy

Id: ee5jHSOTueY

Length: 7min 19sec (439 seconds)

Published: Sun May 03 2020