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Wow you looked really good until you got on the horse where's your crop I left it in the barn well that's a useful place for it is it keeping the cross ties for misbehaving heels down toes up I said sitting frogs not jackhammering trot are you trying to find an oil well in his fine try that again try it again try that again try that again try that again nope just do it this time do it you look like a frog in a blender tuck those chicken wings mom there's not a single good rider who rides with their heels up I don't know why you think it's a good idea bucks all that up and bring it to your therapist we're working now stop looking down what do you think you ran over a small child can I take a break nope you're not dead yet when you're not teaching your unteach in leg what am I thinking yeah so put your heels down you need to hold your hands firmly enough to not let the gerbils get away but soft enough that you don't believe their guts through their eyeballs leg everything looked amazing until you got to the first jump are you trying to hitch a ride with those sons wrong lead wrong lead again okay let's try that again but this time jump to jump did you like that canter I think the answer is no leg looks straight ahead if his head falls off you'll know hold your arms out from your body like you're holding a dead cat no not like that please fall trying to win a bet with your mom heels down add some legs more leg more leg come on more leg good now do that again so I know it wasn't a mistake if you talked with your body in your legs like you did with your mouth you'd be all right stop worrying about falling the ground will always catch you okay quit being a pansy get back up on the horse but did you die do it again what do we learn from this unpleasant experience alright see you next week good horse bad writer you look like a frog in a blender box all that up and your hands firmly enough to not let the gerbils get away but soft enough not to squeeze there there is not a single good rider in the whole world that rides with their toes down why do you choose to do this you

Channel: Gypsy Equestrian

Views: 231,722

Rating: 4.9033098 out of 5

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Id: 7G7ALuFSMbI

Length: 3min 1sec (181 seconds)

Published: Tue Jun 02 2020