McLintock [1963] John Wayne - Full Movie English version

[Music] and the beans and the powers in the priesthood you're up to your knees and now there is a treehouse in the meadow below the mountain peak the perfect place for love when they play hide and seek there's a covered bridge at [ __ ] Creek where the horses always stop to clean it be house and the coverage that's how mom won papa [Music] in the country where skies are [Music] enemies on the flowers and the beasts up to your knees in love there are roses on the trellis and the 71 page the clingen vine is jealous on the fence across the wind there's a great big yellow singing a song in the roses can't go wrong face [Music] the birds and the bees and the flowers and the bees till you're up to your knees in [Music] [Applause] [Music] Lord the goodness not again [Music] howdy Drago work early make seven times this month he come home swoggle six seven six once was his birthday they don't count him in the bucket them didn't have anything for breakfast for two row eggs and the mother honey no Carly yes boss don't say it's a fine morning or I'll shoot you get out of here fighting in the morning Karlis what are you doing up there I hope I get this time mr. McLintock my brothers they got the big hats already alright let them have at it [Music] get over did you let me drive you promised me you would some no yeah turn on the road [Music] [Applause] you got cattle in the back boss [Applause] yeah [Music] Kimmy's going 15 cents a pound all the way to Kansas City [Music] now boss there's one old pensioner I wished you would pass up bunny yeah know where I'd seen his face before no time he's just been around town a couple years oh you have no milk of human kindness Clinic morning bunny area you see you're in good health never felt better contrary to what you may hear me the kidneys ain't what they used to be livers believing me Billie's Drago hello been a Medtronic they go throw that in the buggy yes sir this grubby bunch of Sooners huh they are at that I gotta make Douglas happy finding his pockets with land fees what are we gonna do I don't know what you're gonna do Ben me I do nothing 200 family quarter of beef a week for family they last two years that can be a sizeable number I got 20 had one of any other brand on the Mesa Verde I'm not hollering some of us haven't got all the money in the world some of us ain't old and tired and feel like being put upon you interest me young Ben go on so the first time I find one of our hides wearing our brand hung on one of them settlers fences I aim to kill me a plow boy you do what you want my clinic we'll do what we want fellas my age generally call me GW or McClintock youngsters call me mr. McClintock all right mr. McClintock not because I'm afraid of the Big East out of this country and I reckon a fellow my age should call you mr. Rowan now GW he's a half owner to spread I made him a full partner the day the doc gave me the long face well you want him to both the first time this territory becomes a state don't you of course I do these settlers get burned out there will be a lot of hollering that this country's too wild at we estate will go on be in the territory some more with a lot of political appointees run and then according to what they learned in some college where they think that cows are something you milk Indians are some in front of a cigar store I'm looking to use old young men down I'll do what I can mono at the house once in a while with rack up a few hands is done he never got to be just fine [Music] [Applause] it's a nice morning any boss everybody's entitled to their own opinion I like that again eh it's a little cheer yeah about a thousand hit I figure they'll bring about 1250 you're not as fat as I'd like to ship sail off the North range yes settlers every one of them with a plow on a Bible not the slightest idea but arranges for I'm a clinic you people planned a homestead and farmed the Mesa Verde yes sir the government give us each hundred and sixty acres the government never gave anybody anything some years back a lot like you came in got a pretty good first year good summer easy winter but the next year the last rain was in February and by June even the Jackrabbits had sense enough to get off the Mesa folks do you know who that is that's McClintock George Washington McLintock I told him that Douglas he controls the water rights on two hundred square miles of range you know that lumber you got at Cape miss land cut by his lovers and milled in his Mills Douglas I come close to killing you a couple of times when we were younger saddens me I didn't can you imagine a man who owns all that oh and mine's too I forgot to mention them all that and he's begrudging poor people of measly of measly 160 acres that right mr. McLintock you'd be great just a little free land there's no such thing as free land you make these homesteads go you'll have earned every acre of it but you just can't make them go on the Mesa Verde God made that country for Buffalo serves pretty well for cattle but it hates the plow and even the government should know that you can't farm 6,000 feet above sea level any trouble mr. McClintock no trouble Jeff how about you Douglas Douglas just plain Douglas ain't and you call here mr. McClintock why well Douglas I guess it's because he earned it mr. McLintock yeah I'm a good hand with cattle mr. McLintock like a job well you look strong enough you come in with our sewers well yes sir but we don't have a homestead dad choose you fly bait it's funny Haley but futures mean a farmer on the part [Music] ladies this is the finest Chantilly lace available anywhere shanthi mr. Birnbaum well believe me it's the best oh excuse me please look around take your time Drago I got a thousand Havana cigars in 12 those hatch for you over there they're big hats hang on last long the way some folks have been different into that red eye these days good morning GW good morning I stole some stick candy please help yourself come on baby come in problem yes well by our black side move Queens Bishop to King four yeah you might be right you know just starting to work this out when the letter came letter what happened don't you love it morning mr. McLintock morning Davey you being here save me a trip oh that Hatton suit of clothes you picked up on my birthday well instead of this cowboy hat I'd like to have this one if it's alright with you sir oh it's all right with me Davey of course that looks like the kind of a head of fell out we're down Main Street to start a fight oh I don't need a city head for that all I have to do is walk down the street and some wiseacre will call me an Indian and just like that the fights on Davey the letter it's for you and you are an Indian yes I know I'm an Indian but I'm also the fastest runner in town I've got a college education and I'm the railroad telegrapher but does anybody say hello college man or hello runner or hello telegrapher no not even hello knot head baby it's always let the Indian do it you go out in the store to help the ladies all right I'm also bookkeeper part-time clerk lady brought that out here this morning asked for it to be taken out to the home ranch for you handsome lady kind of tall with red hair called me mr. Birnbaum just as if she'd never seen me before and as if that veil that covered a face would keep me from recognizing I thought she was in New York or Europe or someplace sullen oh gee you better throw in a couple extra cases the boss's favorite bourbon that stuff sure gets used up fast out of our place which reminds me you better start tapering off sir Catherines in town Katie [Music] [Applause] was it [Music] good morning hello morning my darling father I burnt GW are you doing in here why aren't you out at the desk help not to bartender yeah I see a busy day give me the key to room 17 why 17 and don't advertise it here they come Lennie Santa my beer whiskey day off off day wonder what he's so preoccupied about haven't you heard no what Katie's back in town Katie yes dear this social arbiters well hi honey good morning mr. McLintock I don't want to bother you I'm sorry boy I told you no job [Music] Catherine George Washington I thought you'd want this first dig of this Berk but who am I to upset your plans did you feel kind of silly I never feel silly it's because you have no sense of humor why couldn't we sit down in the hotel dining room and talk about whatever it is you want to talk about our why couldn't you just come over to the house I'd have everybody know that we're meeting everybody knows and what's the difference we're married that is something I should like to change you know the answer Katie that isn't why you sent for me let's get to the rat killing that's just the kind of remark that's always indeed you to me let us open the discussion very well our daughter is coming home in a few days Rob she's coming here it was just a slip of the tongue that made me refer to this ugly Hamlet as home our daughter is it so hard to say her name it's Becky Rebecca I hate that name anyway she's coming home and I hoped it was way jus to let her live with me apart at the time in the capital part of the time in New York and of course Newport during the season you're whistling in the wind okay if she stays here just as crude and his bulgur is all of these kind of she goes your way she'll be all show I know stay no go Kate oh how I hate you half the people in the world are women why does it have to be you that stirs that's the story I saw your picture in the paper at the Governor's Ball you were dancing with a governor east he's on Jet Li I doubt that you have to be a man first before you're a gentleman he misses on both counts [Music] hey Sonny you can ask him again nope hey boy do you get a pocket your pride you got a baby you better listen to an expert honey I'm telling you not to grovel human nature gets me every time mister leave me alone everybody does it one way or another about that job clinic I already told you son I've got no need for farmers are used for him just one minute mr. McLintock my father died last month that's how come we lost our homestead I've got a mother and a little sister to feed I need that job badly what's your name Devlin warrant you got a job son see my home ranch farm and he's over at the corral step down off of that carriage mister I've been punched many a time in my life but never for hiring anybody I don't know what to say never beg before turn my stomach I suppose I should have been grateful you gave me the job gave well you got it all wrong I don't give jobs I hire men you intend to give this man a full day's work don't you boy you mean you're still hiring me mr. mcclain well yes sir I mean I'll certainly deliver a fair day's work for that I'll pay you a fair day's wage you won't give me anything and I won't give you anything we both hold up our eggs where do you live the settlers in camera down by the mine that's your plug yes sir well hop on him and we'll go get your gear [Music] yeah [Music] [Music] [Applause] morning mr. Blart [Music] I am sure that all you find people are interested in knowing just what portion of this new land will be your new home Oh Jones and McAlister since you've been more or less the leaders of our group I'd like to have you come up and check the exact location go after that boy and give him $30 tell me my clinic pays these riders a month in advance the looks of things I could sure use it to Oh mom it's mr. Drago well what do we owe this visit from the cattle baron I've got a touch a hangover a bureaucrat don't push me they're Indians in this homestead land friendly Indians my boy Oh get drunk together and it's gonna be a lot longer time because it's against the law and you're with a sheriff and if I got my hands full they came into town to meet the train the old Indian chiefs are coming home I heard they'd been pardoned they know that when it's arriving this week next week or next month so in the meantime I've got to do something with them did I cut out a couple of head of your steers to feed them otherwise some of these settlers milk cows are gonna disappear that's right Mac then shut out whatever you need sheriff are you gonna cap these savages with all these settlers you're asking for trouble mr. Douglass I already have plenty of trouble please stay off my back Bannon Bob Lowe bring your people over to the place live mr. netbook tiny mouse it's nice to see you you wouldn't believe it now but 20 years ago she was a mighty handsome made 20 years ago you thought so too mr. Douglas it was just like this I had a deadbeat on a run in Buffalo and my sharp 50 caliber misfired as bagging that trouble in the forest remember I remember you won't do something come directly from him No we should get this the boys mama baked him you thinking the same thing I am she's a widow woman Boston she's got a long hard road IRA I always said you had people seeds mr. McLintock this is my mother your mother and my sister pleased to meet you mr. McLintock ma'am this is my boss and he has few choice words to say about your biscuits [Music] yes mr. McLintock they're great well you old can these reprobate how about it why me I cut myself I'm not talking about firing yeah I'm retiring yeah you've been rustling food for us for 30 years we're gonna put you out to pasture all you'll have to do is give advice be one of the family I tell myself I may save you the trouble Ching you kill yourself I'll cut off your pigtail you never gonna get to heaven I'll be one of her family I give you my solemn word Cathy come me fami drink too much ease get in fights yell all the time cut off his pigtail all right I'll be wonderful Fanny yeah yeah I hope everything is satisfactory this is such a big house it'll take me a while to get used to things now please don't hesitate to tell me if anything is wrong no business I don't I just fine everything like nicely my best apple pie ever at Curly's right ma'am hated to leave that last bite shall we celebrate with a drink all right now wash you get sometimes I don't seem possible one could use all them clothes you keep a civil tongue in your unprepossessing face yes ma'am and unload my baggage please yes ma'am by the way what does that word unprepossessing mean miss McClintock oh hello run and help the driver with my luggage I couldn't trust anyone else in this house to do anything correctly luggage give my hand curly yes boss are you moving back in yes but nothing is changed except my place of residence and I'd be willing to put up with savages rather than be denied the company of my daughter and I'm proving that by moving in here mr. McLintock since it's my first day would you excuse me if I go ahead Oh Catherine this is dev Warren you joined the outfit today please ma'am thank you well how are refreshing a polite young man here where did he come from he's a farmer oh gee welcome home what on earth are you doing in that idiotic looking outfit don't you dare call me Kate that's my button and suit on button for the and I'm sorry Katherine that Kate kind of slipped out from the times I remembered you as being nice big people you gonna stand there with that stupid look on your face while the hired help insults your wife he's just ignorant he doesn't know any better than to tell the truth and I can't help this stupid look I started acquiring it as you gained in social prominence mrs. McClendon where do you want I should put him in the master bedroom [Music] yes but move mr. mclintock's things into another room back of the stairs would be best so that he can't wake up the entire household told me just before daybreak yes ma'am oh excuse me here's your cigars mr. McLintock I am mrs. McLintock Oh Kate I mean Katherine this is the cook this is the lady does it cook it for us mrs. Warren mrs. McLintock very pleased to meet you mrs. McLintock very pleased likewise you see I just came to work here today and I guess I jumped to the conclusion that this was a bachelor's household hmm it is and then again it isn't I will explain so everything will be quite clear mrs. Wallace mrs. mrs. Warren it has been a bachelor's household for quite some time and it will be again just as soon as I am out of here which would be as quickly as I can make arrangements to take my daughter back east with me you see she's coming home from school in a few days and then we'll be off together and you can return to conducting yourself as you consider proper in a bachelor's household Katie shut up until then I am mistress in this house and I will give the orders if you say nothing more toast oh and GW as soon as my things are put away I want to talk to you about Rebecca yes mrs. McLintock indeed the toast lightly browned and unbuttered of course ma'am [Music] where you think you're going I just remembered I got that date but she said she want to have a talk I heard good evening ma'am leave me mr. max yep hey mr. Mack what is unprepossessing mean I was called that one slim looked it up in the dictionary it's best you don't know what at me uh-huh thank you you wouldn't expect that from you anyway first mr. McLintock gone there he goes burning his last bridge you see a yellow streak about a foot wide running up down his backbone mr. McLintock he ain't afraid of nothing I once thought that Drago yes ma'am missed that time he took off lit out I told him I wanted to talk to us ma'am I was standing right over here when you said it and I was standing right down those front steps when he walked up to a horse grabbed a hunk of me and stepped up on him and some spur where did he go last time I saw him he's going east but you know him he's allowed to go north south or west get me a catch yes ma'am but but what maybe you shouldn't follow him and maybe where he's going into what does that mean I wish I hadn't said it I'll just get the carriage yes ma'am what happened to Bruce Bruce here Twp she wants to go to town but mr. McLintock never said anything to me about look young fella I'm not right I'm the ramrod around this place you better start giving me yes sir you gonna get the roof of this house pull down on your head yes sir [Applause] hello honey how is everything cool fine fine mr. McLintock I'll get you next time [Music] [Music] quality Mac same as usual lady evenings eww Jake wrong move five chest problem Queens in danger Camille you're on your own there's no play ah I'm Camille give me a read bottom I'm learning the game of chess thought it would give me something pass the time see I have nothing to do all day long just remembered something Catherine I didn't hear you come in mr. McLintock I told you that I wanted to talk to you not now could I get you a glass of sherry Catherine oh thank you mr. Birnbaum I could use one I came into town behind our runaway team okay girl never could handle horses it was that young man whose mother pretends to be your cook Catherine your wine oh thank you mr. Birnbaum now mr. McLintock we have an awful lot to talk over first thing I learned about Indian fighting was to wait for daylight what is our conversation got to do with Indian fighting Indian fighting is good experience for our kind of conversations oh it'll wait Catherine evening Sarah mr. McClintock we had quite a ride out here oh I finally got that team settle down sure bold no it's your move I just cancelled oh look here you're not gonna sit here all night long and play chess when the matter of our daughter remains unsettled I am gonna remain here in play chess no matter of our daughter is settled she stays Catherine your hair oh there's a mess after that awful ride no no it's just that I haven't seen you for a long time and it seems to me the last time I saw you your hair was a little darker no it's a funny thing that tricks a man's memory will player mr. Birnbaum I think that you've completely lost your mind you have done something to your hair I had it myself at the places that those blondie props that you seem to prefer take it Oh fill it Oh [Music] warning if I must have let it all night McLintock never quits but a Birnbaum has to besides the game is over you got me know mr. Birnbaum you still got a good game oh you play chess please take up [Music] pretty good fare well looks like I won't have to come into town always to get a game remember I'm a bad loser your movie [Music] good morning cup of coffee oh yes thanks Jake you're welcome Catherine economy cream can cows Moo good old condensed milk that reminds me I was cleaning out my desk the other day I found something I wanted to return to you there it is it's a medal remember from the president of the United States of America the First Sergeant Michael Patrick you lowly while bravery above and beyond the call of duty it's your papa reminds me of the first time I ever saw you was over 17 years ago walked into my store not much bigger than the bundle you were carrying and in the bundle was the most beautiful baby I ever saw and was she hungry walked all the way from superstition Creek just to trade me that medal for a case of canned milk [Music] GW was off somewhere as usual fighting Indians Sharon care for well have you seen the sheriff early for him oh why did I pick up that looks like burned bonds is open maybe somebody in here knows so there you are sheriff I told you you were headed for trouble trouble I want to know by whose authority you let those Indian stay in town no savages are Ward's of the government and I am the representative and I told sheriff Lord that he could put him up down with a clay side because the town's named after him he thinks he owns it well you check the books and the recorders office and you'll find I do own a fair piece of it a guard if you knew anything about Indians you know that they're doing their level best to put up with our so-called benevolent patronage in spite of a nincompoop that have been put in charge of it those endings need my permission to leave the reservation those Chiefs have been giving orders all their lives it's pretty hard for them to understand that they have to hold up their hand like a schoolboy in the classroom now log is very clear I told you you'd get no satisfaction from these people well we'll get the girl back girl the girl the Indians kidnapped but don't worry I armed the settlers and set them to rounding up those Red Devils what is this about a girl Billy Jones one of the settlers daughters and ins kidnapped her that's ridiculous and you turn loose a lot of farmers with shotguns I certainly did you're insane let's go Sheriff mr. Douglass clinic much as I hate to agree with GW about anything you haven't changed a bit you're still an hysterical fool I got worried maybe Katy shot you not yet Drago but it took restraint wait about it I'm gonna take a guy long he'll be much help Drago [Music] well you stop showing off and getting this money [Music] [Applause] just where do you think you're going don't use that rain boss tone of voice with me [Music] that is for mr. poor boys mind about up some riders bye boss you're the man [Music] I don't like it mr. McLintock I don't like it one bit what don't you like they're planning to hang an Indian [Music] funny words of whiskey [Music] alright you're so fast mr. boss of the whole country unless you want to wear a big hole in your middle how long is GW gonna let that chee-chaw core push him around that cheat chucker has a sawed-off shotgun how do you know she didn't wander off someplace or meet some fellers what are you saying but I didn't raise my girl right a cheat wander off all night with some men there's a lot of things I'm not saying to you mister well you got a sawed-off shotgun in my middle but how do you know this Indian had anything to do with it she's gone and she she's gone girl young man took me for a sunrise ride and the horse wandered away she's telling the truth mr. McLintock we weren't doing nothing but it's not important right now the important thing is that you don't draw that hog liger this will be worse in Dodge City on Saturday night I'll tend to you later young whippersnapper how no harm has been done young man here is one of the nicest boys in the territory so just put down that shotgun oh let's go forward Mike now we'll all calm down boss he's just a little excited I know I know I'm gonna use good judgment I haven't lost my temper in 40 years but pilgrim you caused a lot of trouble this morning might have got somebody killed and somebody oughta fell chewing them out but I won't I will the hell I will the clinic Rider [Music] Oh nice party water hi or don't what [Music] [Applause] [Music] just a minute what are you Michael [Applause] [Music] [Applause] everybody's war [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] oh thanks funny yeah very funny [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] Oh [Music] nice [Music] [Music] [Music] good morning to you mrs. Malina body [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] you and your friends well Willie save your hand [Applause] everybody for heaven sakes [Music] you lose your pigtail I lose face lousy lose more nad hey yes we could be a big help to one another like what may I ask oh we could wash the mud off of each other we used to have quite good times doing that sort of li there are a lot of things we used to do good luck what are you talking about I mean divorced she still won't yeah you know something women are funny she fought like a wildcat on your side out there then come home she slams the door on your face that divorce business is that what you get when you pay a woman not to live with you it's about it some women I've noted be worth it you know if we had any moral character we wouldn't be standing here covered with mud drinking when we should be washing GW Drago [Music] Thank You Drago morning mrs. Warren morning mr. McLintock breakfast for the boss if that's the way you want it mr. McLintock [Music] one poached a tea toast lightly browned and on why mrs. McLintock you have a black eye I do Oh Oh Becky's coming home today that's not all there's a little something we'd better get settled there are no men listening now so we can be ourselves oh sure I let you get away with all that guff the other night but now that we're alone when I want the opinion of the hired help I'll ask for it you know you could wind up with two black guys what oh I realize you had to put on that big act we always have to just before we get ready to forgive them generally for something they haven't done but you and I both know that's just to keep them from getting the idea they run things McLintock give you that black eye No nobody gave it to me I wanted [Music] morning mrs. beach mr. Beach [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] I guess I'm gonna have to stop calling you tomboy sure you do I've been here a few days thank you I bought you three of the most beautiful dress did you bring your uncle coming home present sure I did what is it a mustache Cup and what did you get me prettiest ballerina pony that I reflect the saddle broke the stand round tie in together mr. Douglas had a little accident yeah I brought you a whole shipment of licorice sticks but now that I've seen how much you've grown I think we'd better exchange him for a couple of bolts a dress good Oh the Mayor was gonna be here but he had to go to the territorial capital on a horse theft matter but I'm gonna give a speech don't worry I'm sure that he can find a bill of sale for the horse ladies and gentlemen we are here to welcome the fairest what am i doing we are here to welcome back the prettiest girl that was ever born in McClintock or in any part of the territory hey Davey told me the edimar ice so I locked them in here I've had my scalp a long time and I aim to keep it [Music] [Applause] [Music] and now she's come back to us gone are the pigtails but the freckles are still on the prettiest face that was ever born in McClintock hey that's Puma [Music] and it's true the government did turn to my good ol boom I'll never forget what he brought GW move your father had a hole in his chest and a hundred and four fever of course they weren't very mad at me about it it came past the house at a high/low throw him on the doorstep and you do remember them good old days don't you Katie [Applause] [Music] got to hey my friends Puma honored enemy darts big McLintock forget that also blood brother and now I'll never forget that Oh does it hurt still hey feel it when it comes on the rain means iron I wouldn't had to worry our Pete McClintock that was remembered fire we return with news our people have more trouble you see I learned good English now Pete McClintock learned in white man's jail but we would have you talk our course at government hearing I understand that governor Humphreys is gonna preside at that meeting yes Puma I'll translate your wishes mr. McLintock could I impose on you to use your command you to tell these Achieva the Comanches and he speaks English very well oh well your people will have to follow my instructions to the letter it is the law of the left well now just a minute for heaven's sakes [Music] well I see you that bad of course Davey and you can have the first thing yes don't want any sister of mine talking to strangers he's an Indian [Music] Don you traigo now look what you've done baby this is Darren Warren he works for you papa damn this is Miss Becky McClintock those are my things yes ma'am oh I don't know anywhere miss Becky what do you mean oh I mean you look so much like your mother we're even prettier Oh mr. Warren love is much prettier than I am many a fight started with words like we got jelly pie for dinner I'm not cooking no he's not Junior yes Miss Becky you remember junior Douglas mama oh of course how's college valedictorian 95 congratulations Oh mr. and mrs. Douglas we will see you at the party of course Oh Eli here well it'll be pretty hard to keep young man away yes GW you remember young junior oh yes like father like son oh I'm missing McLintock I hope you don't think I'm being presumptuous and asking for the honor of calling on Miss Rebecca well there she is ask you yourself well thank you sir Jean now I'm gonna get fired get up out of here thank you sir thank you yeah yeah yeah what like father like son [Applause] [Music] well you're doing a good job miss McClintock thank you dad when you're finished there go over and help Dre go with the beer cakes yes mom could you come and help me a minute I certainly was surprised here you went to college why I don't know junior says produce a good college for a backwater place like Indiana he did indeed how could you do this I can't reach it [Music] why don't you finish college lack of funds my father got sick and he had to come out west so he took out a homestead you know your mom sure cute it's a too bad you didn't inherit her eyes well you'd been lucky if you'd inherited a few things from your father oh really for instance it was common sense for instance common sense yeah you don't see him being fooled by some dude like jr. Douglas juniors not a dude he's nifty his needs a woman's touch and besides he got a letter at college what sport glee club very strenuous I have no intention of hugging you [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] ladies all of you lovely Catherine now this is a real fine party oh thank you Ben of course we had to invite everybody just everybody well thank you mrs. Warren I guess I'll have to be a good host my own home for the next one's yours mister thank you [Music] [Music] Griego going do what I told you to do oh hey Catherine do you told Drago do this Regan people people people this Douglas feller great oh yes ma'am Matt Douglas jr. is going to bring you folks I'm the ladies terpsichorean dance steps brand new brought by him directly from New York City [Applause] [Music] give me a whiskey put one in time boy why just turn it ten gone potty boss well run out of escape oh I can take your [Music] [Music] and you still got any ideas about asking my sister to dance get up and we can do this all over again yes look you're falling fair and square I don't think it was so fair and square well you want to take up where he left off if I did you wouldn't find it so easy [Music] now we've had enough of this morning you're gonna quit walking away just as soon as we're out of sight of the party a lesson I learned back home don't fight in front of women oh we're out of sight now so we are such vulgarity someone should do something about it you're right absolutely right [Music] [Applause] [Music] you are I'd young man I'm all right mr. McLintock pretty fancy fighting for a country boy two years at Purdue mr. McLintock on the boxing team I never thought any farmer could whip me you sure did they're getting cleaned up get him some water Jake yeah [Music] [Applause] get yourself cleaned up go ask that girl for a dance who [Music] Oh to the Bliss 140 out snapper crazy GW oh so you're the young farmer boy that's with my nephew well I'm font Leroy I say John Banzhaf Oh well I'm no farmer but if you're young Ben's uncle yes I've whipped him and you're intruding what's intruding mean budding in oh so he's insulting me well then I got another reason for wildin besides on the county impression my nephew young band mother oh you can't get mixed up in these youngsters quarrel family honor I can't have set up farmer whipped us age you're twice his size don't let that bother you mr. McLintock mr. Fauntleroy insists I'll just have to teach him the same lesson [Applause] [Music] [Music] sorry young feller hate to have to do that young fella nor ID feelings not yet not yet what I mean that isn't all now wait a minute a plant Leroy we're gonna make this a fair fight course we are course we are gwo be none of this you wouldn't do I don't want you kicking Fauntleroy in the need and none of this knows twisty he's all yours [Music] all right stop stepping all over me and make your party Doug yeah you're just fighting me but I want you to know that boy fought me a fair fight well I'm glad to hear that smile Roy my uncle Roy what are you been doing I hope my uncle didn't bother anybody no bother I think we'd better join the ladies before they get curious Drago fun Roy let's line them all up for don't see go Jake you think tincture of arnica would help could be used to help you gentlemen to the medicine cabinet [Applause] [Music] Oh Myrna this more than the scattegories [Music] [Applause] good afternoon I'll get you out so early something I have to get straight in my mind yeah what mama why'd you enormous stop living together daddy why'd you separate aren't you gonna answer me no it's sort of my business I think I don't if another woman usually is at your age you always know what's usual mrs. Warren Becky I don't want to start laying the law down your first day back home but I'll have no more such talk first time I ever saw mrs. Warren was last week she has a job here at which she's very good I hope you'll have the good manners to not pry into other people's business your mother's in mine pretty good shot daddy oh I can understand your trouble Mama's often so well so petulant petulant you learned a lot of words baggies Becky wish to God they two touches some meanings you were only about six months old when your mother stayed along with you in the sod Hut under 8 foot of snow while I moved to herd 300 miles south to try and save it saved about half of it you were a little more than a year old at the time the great Comanche raids we stood off 500 Plains Indians for nine days petulant Becky I think you better go on home see the Ching gets those birds Becky come here something my Allah tell you guess now's as good a time as any you're gonna have every Young Buck west of the Missouri around here trying to marry you mostly because you're a handsome filly but partly because I own everything in this country from here to there they'll think you're gonna inherit it well you're not gonna leave most of it to well to the nation really for a park or no lumber middle cut down all the trees for houses with leaky roofs nobody will kill all a beaver for hats for dudes they're murder the Buffalo fur robes what I'm gonna give you is a 500 cow spread on the upper Green River well that may not seem like much it's more than we had your mother at night some folks are gonna say I'm doing all this so I can sit up in the hereafter and look down on a park named after me I thought I was disappointed in you didn't want you to get all that money but the real reason Becky is because I love you and I want you and some young men to have what I had cuz all the gold in the United States Treasury all the harp music in heaven can't equal what happens between a man and a woman with all that growing together I can't explain it any better than that all right daddy Becky when you're as old as I am you'll thank me for this they're not full-grown I wasn't worrying about me I was thinking about you and Mom [Music] oh well sir all three of them right out of the carry is getting rather late Becky it's bedtime mother he brought this he must have intended to use it oh well well if you you want me to gosh I haven't played for me sure it's the rage now dev what are you doing oh hi yeah I just thought I'd get another cigar you've got one in your mouth and two burning in the tray not move you're cuter than a baby still and softer than a mouse's ear I want the whole wide world to hear you're just right for me you're sweet oh no not that rhythm do you know do it the way they do with the plaza I know the words sure Becky will you sing with me of course all right [Music] it's your move Oh Oh Deb you're playing like an amateur let's call it an evening I'd like to know where your mind is tonight in your embrace to die like this there's no disgrace this is my place for me well it's so good I kind of hate to break this up but if we're gonna have that Indian hearing tomorrow morning sir about our conversation earlier this evening uh I believe I'd better apologize yeah yes sir I've been thinking it over in there when I called you reactionary well that's merely my generations term for your generation is nothing personal sir oh really oh good night sir good night mrs. McLynn let's shake night and do come again tonight there you go boss was a reactionary me me I guess he says that anyone who wanted to sell at a profit was a reactionary was we reactionaries back in EM days when you selling beef cattle for six cents a pound on the hoof well no use arguing with him college boy Devlin warned if you as my kind of man you wouldn't like some dude walk off with the prettiest girl Western invert that but I'm some kind of fight does it show what can I do I'm just one of her father's employees I'm just a hired hand around here every so often dev you spill the strangest ideas everybody works for somebody me I work for everybody in these united states that steps into a butcher shop for a t-bone steak and you work for me there's not much difference terrible thing just happen Jr's horse ran away the one he rented at the livery stable turn it up a rented horse by the range he's probably back in the stall by now I think we can get jr. something that he can ride what I'd rather do daddy is Drive jr. home in our barouche it's a lovely evening and I'm sure uncle Drago wouldn't mind driving I would not got the kind of manners don't keep me from saying so just to be polite I'll Drive him home mr. McLintock and you don't have to come miss Becky I'll see that he gets home safely I can take care of myself you got yourself a foot didn't you damn get the carriage Drago I'm going now you got me wrangling dude [Music] [Music] miss Becky somebody better help me watch the road you know I'm new around here might take the wrong turn off Devlin warned you no there isn't a turn-off between here in town to die like this [Music] [Applause] daddy I have never been so humiliated in my entire life I said what I said and I'll stand by it too the debt shoot him daddy shoot him at once why my honor is at stake well now your honor absolutely he improved my honor impugn what does that mean slander he slandered my honor he did I said what I said and I'll stand by it to the death he admits it see shoot him well what is he admitting to he called me up repeat the word I didn't necessarily call you anything but I said what I said and I'll stand by it to the death well just for the tally books what did you say I said that any girl would permit a man to kiss her before they're formally engaged is a trollop don't hold on if you're my father if you love me you'll shoot him well I'm your father and I sure love you so you really shot him Hey if he dies you'll be the first man ever killed with a blank cartridge we use this to start the races on the fourth Hey oh dear poor dear Yuda had me shot in cold blood that didn't happen yelling I insulted you and all what you need is a good spanking dad daddy beat me out of this I think I'll give you what you deserve you wouldn't dare wouldn't I [Music] you spanked my daughter damn you mean you stood there while that brute beat our daughter GW what's happened to you in the last room where a feller son that you've always treated me like a squad without subjecting dear sweet Becky to this crude volume you know women are always raising hell about one thing when I something else you're really sorry about oh don't you think it's about time you told me what put the burr under your saddle about me I don't intend to stand here and hold a midnight conversation with an intoxicated man and I am not intoxicated yes po1 yes sergeant big McClintock we know you get us fair judgment you general follow me [Applause] well Jake GW well GW it's been a long time not long enough Cuthbert your husband is a rude man yes Cuthbert I know where your one-day Indians mr. McLintock mr. McLintock is not running this hearing sergeants eat those Indians yes Jen be seated oh hi hey I wanna come into town Rosie lieutenant this hearing is now in session governor Cuthbert Humphreys presiding good luck daddy afraid it's a packed court government edict number 86 has ordered that the Comanche nation be transferred from their present reservation to Fort Sill it is the government's claim is filed by Indian agent a guard that these Chiefs after being released from prison by a kindly government did that rouse and incite defiance among the tribe against said order it seems gentlemen that although some of these Chiefs speak English chief Puma is quite at home in our language they have chosen mr. McLintock to be their spokesman I speak for the Comanche rather I offer this translation Rossi mr. McLintock the Comanches say we are an old people and a proud people when the white man first came among us we were as many as the grasses of the Prairie now we are few but we are still proud for if a man lose his pride manhood he is nothing you tell us now that if we will let you send us away to this place called Fort Sill you will feed us and care for us let us tell you this it is a Comanche law that no chief ever eats unless first he sees that the pots are full of meat in the lodges of the widows and orphans it is the Comanche way of life this that the white man calls charity is a fine thing for widows and orphans but no warrior can accept it for if he does he is no longer a man and when he is no longer a man he is nothing better off dead you say to the Comanche you are widows norman's you are not men and we the Comanche say we would rather be dead it will not be remembered fight when you kill us because we are few now and have few weapons but we will fight and we will die Comanche Thank You Pig McLintock am i together the Comanche defy the government of the United States yes you may gather that the Comanche defy the United States government or at least this Commission is the order of this court that these Chiefs be incarcerated until such time as detachment of United States cavalry be made available to escort them and the Comanche nation to Fort Sill this Court is adjourned Paul McClintock you are important chief amongst these white people sway them have them give us few guns to make the fight worthwhile let us have one last remembered fight for end of Komachi I almost wish I could arrange that Puma Allah Nietzsche oh ha ha HR Sergent yeah go man it's sad these changing times it isn't the times that are changing them [Applause] thank you don't you hello lamb [Music] [Applause] [Music] bunny Oh party of a clinic hey figured you'd be belly down drunk without I've been doing some thinking drinking bunny is that boxcar still on the siding well sure but what I don't like it you know they you figured they mean you to get out of there and lead the cavalry on a wild goose chase that great white father's gonna get no signals in he'll investigate when they find out how that sidesaddle governor's been messing things up they'll give those Indians a fair trial that's why I'm ammunition in that boxcar you know what'll happen if they Indians get some guns in their hand somebody gonna get hurt yes Pumas word good enough for you hey what clinic you got yourself a partner leave me out of this Hema clinic good night bunny good night governor [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] mr. McLintock all merula mrs. Warren oh good evening I waited up for you mr. McLintock Oh 309 times straight I think apartment 309 times straight without a miss gotta be a record I suppose so now mr. McLintock what I wanted to - pounds desk six inch brim 53 feet in the air it's gotta be erected I'm sure it is but the reason I was damn damn it woman can't you hold that glass still of course sir well down the hatch to my world's record down the hatch yes sir [Music] and now to the governor of our territory the governor of the territory sir now don't you stick up for a mrs. Warren you're a fine woman mrs. Warren but you will certainly go down in my estimation if you stick up for Cuthbert H Humphrey governor of this territory don't mean to change yes sir well ahead Cuthbert H Humphrey governor of our territory is a cult you know what a call is man a cow is a specimen that is so worthless that you have to cut him out of the her now if all the people in the world were putting one hurt Cuthbert is the one I would throw my rope at at home at whom I would throw my rope at natural-born you call another touch ma'am he knows her no I don't mind if I do good and walk on one leg all I didn't mean to be vulgar ma'am can't walk one limb it's alright sounds silly only a bird can walk on a limb you know my wife her name's Kate she insists on being called Catherine do you know her of course mr. McLintock and that's what I wanted to tell she thinks that custard H Humphrey is panting for her like a bull Buffalo at the first Greenup of spring but what Cuthbert is panning for is my money don't make me feel like I'm drinking alone ma'am very well mr. McLintock if you insist down that [Music] mr. McLintock I have something very important to say to you very important have to wait till morning toodle Betty bye-bye this is Warren [Music] [Music] going on here now Catherine are you going to believe what you see or what I tell you mrs. McLintock hope you won't misunderstand it's the first hundred women sitting on his lap that I misunderstood number 101 is quite simple no GW McClintock is he's gone to sleep just when I know exactly what I want to say to him he goes to sleep I waited up to talk to mr. McLintock I wanted to tell him I was quitting you see sheriff Lord has asked me to marry him and Oh congratulations I don't want to seem prudish but hey if you are going to marry sheriff Lord it seems to me that you're sitting on the wrong man's lap [Music] ladies one more [Music] [Music] wait a minute ladies till I catch my breath and I'll get you up those stairs as sure as my name is George Washington McLintock you may be quitting mrs. Wallace mrs. ward but not tomorrow I want my breakfast in bed Brown somebody sure put a knob on my skull whose key are speaking Katie why mrs. Warren was there oh there you was there Oh whiskey bottle was there in Katie's caper being what Katie's ten for Israel there yah traigo old friend huh my wife does not understand why she is differently out of me does that meet you upstairs could you read up that big celebration [Music] Drago I am sleeping in the Dan [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] hope you mean come on get him aboard everybody ready man number five needs a planks in game one lands know when you're ready ladies and gentlemen it is my honor to present to you the governor of our territory Humphrey Thank You mayor my friends and citizens of this great territory this is the ninth consecutive year it has been my privilege and my pleasure to inaugurate the McClintock fourth of July celebration how the first event will be the wild horse race but before I fire this shot to start the event I would like to say a few modest words regarding my stewardship of his free [Applause] all right professor Birnbaum [Music] get them online come here King now boys you'll all know the rules if splashed around the outside once around the outside first cowboy to hit that finish line without bustin that egg is a winner and I caution you boys about some of their manes go son em eggs are last year's holdovers [Music] Catherine my dear you seem to be enjoying yourself oh yes this is wonderful it's the only thing I really do enjoy about this barbaric country the 4th of July celebration well Katherine I've been here for three days I haven't heard from who is anything wrong wrong well I just hope that it hasn't been necessary for you to say anything to GW are you talking about cats would you see I'm in a rather delicate position being governor of the territory and all I just hope you haven't found it necessary to say anything about what about you and me [Laughter] pompous window do you think that you're the only man who's ever tried to play patty fingers with me who's ever tried to lure me into the moonlight well no but well I'm a big girl and I can take care of myself my husband knows I can assure you governor that your reputation is untarnished now get out of my [Applause] we got a winner curly curly being disqualified [Laughter] never believe what happened what you smell a beer well naturally I'm drinking beer contest between the two Bronco Boston champions of our territory remember the AI roam element wore your garters to hold up my sleeves George Washington McLintock you are a very crude man well I guess so but that was a rough horse like the jarred my insides loose but it was worth it there [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] are you alright I guess so nothing busted but my pride well that ought to even things up farmer for what well that sore nose you gave me the other day well I need what's sore on him [Laughter] [Applause] the closing event is a [ __ ] pony race the finish line is at the barbecue so start meandering now now what is that false courage y-you know what Douglas does never use a thing like that I want you to get on that horse get out in front and stay out in front I'll be out Fred that oh oh good boy I remember stay out in front that I command ons a good horse Oh [Music] [Music] you [Music] [Music] [Music] [Music] I feel as this stunt doggonit I'm a real [Music] [Music] [Music] megan is not all each time we keep one for one fourth of July Houma finally got his way but I reckon he's riding out his last war party we won't get very far but one thing still has me puzzled where did they get the guns I was wondering the same thing my kidneys been bothering me funny GW what an idiotic joke joke do you think that was a joke shop do you want everybody in town to see me a little a good feather I think they've gone yeah what can I do nothin just like you've always done how long GW how long what Pat she's been ridin herd on you for two years now I'm a peaceable man but my father used to say you raise your voice it doesn't do any good it's time to raise your hand well I've been planning to do something about it online I'll have another talk with her talk to it talk to it talking won't do any good Becky have you seen him what's been happening around here he's got hay all over you did some mighty sneaky goings-on here during that rate mr. McLintock who was it said only a trollop but gets a man before they were formerly engaged oh but we are engaged sir you are that is with your permissions well you've got it Oh mrs. Warren I think it's wonderful I guess this is the only engagement that ever started off of a spanking mm-hmm I reckon Birnbaum is right all right lowered voice this is gonna be a great day doggone it folks new contestants get ready for the cab Pony race who is it it's me Let Me In not now are you insane I want to talk to you you have to wait I've taken all I'm gonna take from you you are going to tell me why you packed up picked up and walked out on me two years oh you remember you came home from lipstick on my collar [Music] why you [Music] [Music] [Music] TW you are a ruffian husband you are right [Music] well what kind of a family is that [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] I regret to inform you I've changed my mind about matrimony [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] Oh [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] [Music] this is my clinic you set in a new style [Music] [Applause] [Music] [Music] I can fight all you want I won't do you any good you've been digging those burrs into me for three years now you're gonna get searched come up Thanks Oh keep it you may need it now get your defense [Music] Oh [Music] [Music] [Music] no more living in the capital no no more Newport in season nope no more dancing at the Governor's Ball no GW happy day three hundred and ten times without a Miss hmm that's a record [Music]

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Keywords: 1963, John Wayne, McLintock, farmers, ranchers, landgrabbers, Indians, Full Movie, online, HD, good quality, western, American, English, romantic

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Length: 126min 45sec (7605 seconds)

Published: Wed Aug 02 2017