McCuskers are jacked bodybuilders

i need t-shirts that are large but xl sleeves that's not bad dude it's not bad but you go so you go to a patriot gym oh yeah no man how did you find this huh how'd you find this thing hey man we find each other you went down there and you saw i was driving a truck in the morning and the windows are tinted during the day until the lights were on and when i was driving by i saw inside that you found some lights what'd you see in there no mask it's all guys no mass warehouse it's all good i see a guy who's actually a girl working out you guys want to do this i'm not trying to see your game i don't want a word i'm saying you saw dude you saw men working out you pulled it you said you slammed on the brakes oh you hit those that's what those trucks are for those jake breakers and then you [ __ ] pulled in this is funny happy times you saw something comfortable i come from a long line of bodybuilders i'm a power lifter a lot of people uh a lot of people look at me and they want to sort of be like me they want to be a nasty fully natural 100 beast tell them look step one go to kroger get a gallon of milk did spade do something to you once what do you mean yeah look at my picture my before and afters dude what's wrong with happening what's wrong before and after what did he do what happened though i took before and afters dude he got he got he got his hands on my before's dude i never thought before to track my gains dude i was i was bulking i was going to cut down so the before and after's gonna be sick so you had befores but this was personal and it wasn't just before but i was like dude how old were you i was in college i was like 20 23. [ __ ] am i under am i underwear rolled up so why are we doing this oh my god why why were you doing it though to measure my gains did you just do yourself no i was doing it with wes i was doing the west and he was like we have to measure it i was like yeah yeah obviously we got to see what we're getting it's my dream one day to have a gym it's guys only it's gonna be called guy heaven so you took before an action bodybuilding picture yeah dude my mom thought i was on steroids dude i was [ __ ] yolked oh you weren't yeah i was [ __ ] joking dude you were just real emotional what you kidding me dude you were having spazz attacks when when i have a spazz attack when mom thought you're on steroids it was pr anytime i have protein powder anywhere near me she said god that made matt weird are you talking about the time i cried when i overdrafted my credit card dude did i take animal m stack yeah did i know it was banned no look i've been jacked it's not great so i stopped doing it i see what you're doing you like it you like work it out i've done it been there bill what's your sharky the first doll that died on the farm it was before you even you were even born i was always around shark it was around no you weren't sure was yeah i was i was wrong did you ever talk about the time billy assaulted our one dog as a young child no did i who you don't remember this what dog cujo what'd i do you hit her in the ribs with a baseball bat this is back when you're obsessed with godzilla yes i remember you were like you came in dropped a bat and i was like it was metal too and i was like [ __ ] came out so my dog just laying in a puddle of piss oh my god i used to take pictures of my dick and color it snapchat and then send it to my friends is it goof it's a fun goof too don't try to pretend like it's not hilarious i would draw like a full football player's uniform on it and then just have the helmet be the tip of my like i took a lot of time with it you're driving you see dudes lifting you slam on the brakes you say that must be it that's valhalla i'm getting in there and you walk in you say fellow patriots and they say hey bill come here thank you i just wrestle you around a little you want to be strong you got to commit it's a big time commitment it's a big money commitment we got to spend about 2 000 a year on milk

Channel: ShaneGillisfan

Views: 67,466

Keywords: Comedy, Podcasts, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, MSSP, Matt McCuscker, Shane Gillis, Shane, Comedy Podcast, Matt, Podcast Clips, Podcast edits, Funny edits, Stand-up, Gym, Workout, WAR MODE, Billy McCusker, Sam Hyde, MDE, Bodybuilder, Jacked

Id: l7YlAf3Fef0

Length: 4min 13sec (253 seconds)

Published: Fri Jan 07 2022