Francis admires men's bodies on MSSP

oh my instagram i shared a story some guy just sent me a picture of himself flexing his back it was ripped yeah people were like what the [ __ ] take this [ __ ] off i'm like dude it's excellent well this guy's [ __ ] sure if you're taking a picture of yourself with your shirt off and posting it online that is it but it was a classic back post dude it was [ __ ] yeah this is excellence i like that has to be celebrated i really like i i admire men's bodies now more than i do women i would say yeah i've shifted and i think that's fine yeah girls bodies are gross dude well you think about them it's just you you kind of you get back your taste improves for sure you know you just get gay yeah that's your theory dude it's not like i'm gonna act on it i think that it takes a lot more work to have a super ripped back than to be in a bikini with nice boobs before i i was like look if you work out you're gay i still maintain that but i needed to get gay in order to survive you'll get even gayer as you get older and you'll be in you'll start entertaining everybody does this yeah yeah well sorry my dad you got you got big balls yeah dude i still have a boyish tucked in sack but they're big just crazy no if it's warm though like oh yeah the sheath draws them loose dude the sheath makes them just a pillow dude a bean bag yeah dude it's like it's like humming to a snail on the beach you guys know that trick no you hung this you come to us you got a snail on the beach you hum to it one tone it it will emerge from its shell very slowly same with like a snake in a fluke i was thinking hermit crabs like any sort of crustacean i think they like humps they they will come out of their shell to humming yeah what kind of frequency do you got to hit i go low i go like say you're yeah you got to be able to maintain it and you've got to go right here go ahead against the shell get close hold it right up yeah you like that snail because they'll once once you pull them off the rock they they dive back in and you gotta hum to them and let them know it's okay come on out man they're drawing try that sometimes it's really fun i didn't ever kiss her i didn't have any um like girlfriends or anything what yeah i know i know you're trying to get to that story but i was a little bit in that story yeah i was like you didn't get any [ __ ] when you were a young man not much that's why you're a psychopath now yeah getting [ __ ] kind of stinks to be honest yeah i would say nice bro i couldn't agree more it takes so much time it's like yeah you know what i've been calling the gym lately the serpentarium the circulatory snakes that's where i grow the pythons all i all i remember is that all of a sudden i was on the ground then [ __ ] he got on my back because i was on my hands and knees and he stepped over my back like he was saddling me if i'm on my hands and knees i'm on my hands and knees and his his legs are over my back like he's straddling me and then finally he stopped because i think he realized he was gonna kill me dude he was huge man he was like man tough and then he helped me up and i looked around very like woozy he said who are you guys we're lobstering we're the lobstermen this guy [ __ ] owns

Channel: ShaneGillisfan

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Keywords: Comedy, Podcasts, Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, MSSP, Matt McCuscker, Shane Gillis, Shane, Comedy Podcast, Matt, Podcast Clips, Podcast edits, Funny edits, Stand-up, Francis Ellis, Gay, Men Bodies, Lobster Man

Id: 5xXKInXoJdQ

Length: 3min 21sec (201 seconds)

Published: Thu Feb 03 2022