Matt Black's "Stalled" In Real Time

[Music] foreign [Music] [Music] I'm on my way right now it's 3 10. well I'm looking at a thousand dollars of Italian engineering says everyone's early kiss my ass he had his chance with the weather account his door closed and my door opened well John's actually here this is my moment Craig my future you understand me if you let him in that room I swear to God I will make sure Craig lie to them I'm stuck in traffic in towns man paper towels not you what what did I just say anybody screws this pitch up before I get in there anybody I will kill them do you understand me I will literally shoot them in the house all right don't tell me to calm down can I help you with something Mr Clean not you you are a bad person and you're a janitor one day you might just get a good look at yourself one day you might not like what you see whatever helps you work at night [Music] [Music] no joke what is going on out here hey hey open up thank you come on [Music] it's occupied [Music] hey I'm gonna be here a minute [Music] hey [Music] what is happening out there out there [Music] all right you want me to come out there [Music] look up hey I know this is weird but you're trapped in it time paradox yeah it's time travel yeah I don't know it's just happening forward backward minutes or seconds totally random time travel one door opens another closes fix the paradox kill your future what you were right you were right about the Stalls you just go in come out that's how it works me that this isn't real that's what I said you're not real that's what I said go into the song you'll see I'm not going anywhere that's what I said say that's what I said look look I know you're freaked out believe me a couple minutes ago when I was you I didn't believe me either but if you go into that stall you come back out you're going to be right where I'm standing now and you'll see what I'm talking about or I'll see you will be me no no no what no no what this is different I didn't say that this is all different okay time travel there's like timeline that guy's watch is broken here at 3 30. that's 10 minutes from now by my watch yeah it's 12 by mine okay so you are two minutes from where I am and then there's something about folding a piece of paper and pushing them pencil through it we're doing 80s time travel I'm here you're here we die here somehow we're gonna make it out of here alive we've got to keep here from happening right so we go here instead create a new timeline that's how Dr Marty did it okay half easy you're me from the future right yeah so I just do something you did Future's changed new timeline no that's the problem I went into the stall again and you didn't you should already be me but you're not that's the Paradox now we both just exist right okay so the note said kill the future close the door close so so you're from the future yeah oh come on look I'm not saying it's pretty but if you then I can do this and why would I do that looks like you already have I don't even have a gun sure you do where did that thing even come it came from you I don't have it then take it from who yourself why do I have because you took it look it's time travel don't overthink it what what the meaning whoa let's overthink this I want to overthink this look man you can't change the future you're from the future two minutes and that means that I'm in the past so I should be the one to change the future no because what if I'm in the future from the past if you're in the future how can you change it it's got to be me in the past changing the future no no no okay fine you're right but look Marty McFly McFly's dad you kissed your mom now I go into the stall that's me punching Biff you shoot yourself that bullets your DeLorean you mean lightning strike whatever as long as it kills you hey look at me the writing's on the toilet paper okay your door closes and my door opens kill your future that's what it says and that's you later [Music] nice nice very that's very Charming [Music] kill your future that's what it says [Music] [Music] hey this is it what last requests what [Music] surrounded by morons let me out [Music] let me out [Music] get in that stall what are you doing right now what why are you doing this why because there's one body unaccounted for and that's you in that stall at 3 30. get in the stall get in put your jacket back on [Music] I can still make the end of it to the meeting you're crazy yeah you and me both don't do this shut up I've got just as much who do you think you're talking to I know all your little tactics oh you're at the end of the day you're just a manipulative aren't you you want me to feel bad about this I know for a fact that you do the same your door closes and my door opens I'll thank myself later you really are a bad person any last requests maybe just a little privacy [Music] wait foreign [Music] [Music] gets in the way not who are you what is happening here it's not working what happened that first guy didn't knock himself that's what's happened so wait what's all working what do you do just keep spawning morons I'm gonna try again what did you just what do you mean guys it's working I just went through this with you nope I just went through this with roses okay so then you know this is what the other guy said every step is a step in the wrong direction I finally get it if you don't fix a paradox gentlemen [Music] you finish it [Music] time to close some doors [Music] laughs [Music]

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Length: 16min 7sec (967 seconds)

Published: Mon Mar 13 2023