Hello
We're twins We're twins
Yes sir I am me
She is she Except when I pretend I'm her And when we switch You can't tell which is which You don't know who you're talking to 'Cause we're identical, 'dentical, 'dentical Identical twins We look a lot alike But we are not alike I'm loud
I'm quiet She's serious
She's a riot We're totally
Totally Different
Different Identical twins We read different stories We watch different shows In our slightly different-colored hair We wear different bows We dance to different music We laugh at different jokes Gosh
Gosh It's like we're two different folks Though we appear alike We're nowhere near alike She's sweet
She's saucy What's that mean?
You're bossy Says you
It's true Is not
Is too We're totally
Totally Different
Different Identical twins I am not a xerox I am not a clone A duplicate
A copycat The second scoop on the ice cream cone Friends
Pals Partners
Chums But we're marching to different drums We look a lot alike But we are not alike Two
Two Totally
Totally Utterly
Utterly Opposite
Opposite Totally
Totally Different
Different Identical twins Kirby Puckett at bat. There's strike two and strike three. Nobody can beat this twin bill! And the scoreboard tells
the story, Mr. Puckett. You're outta there! Tough luck, Puck. Here's a close play at third, And it's a split decision. Willie Banks looks for the sign
from Brian Harper. What's this? He wants a pitch on both sides
of the plate? There's the reason. Double trouble for any pitcher. Try the split-finger fast ball, Willie. Mary-Kate fires one at Kirby. Puckett pops it up, And Ashley Olsen is under it, And so is Kent Hrbek. Ashley's there to pluck it from Puckett. Brian Harper takes the throw. Oh, what a move by the twins, And they score two runs! Better phone Cooperstown
and reserve two spaces! Twins
Twins Identical twins Two
Two Totally
Totally Utterly
Utterly Opposite
Opposite Totally
Totally Different
Different Identical twins Identical twins Deedle-eedle-ee-dum
