So, it’s finally time again. Since I made my first MCU in chronological
order video I’ve had lots of requests to make an updated version. So here I am. Before I start I just want to say a couple
of things. In my OG video, I only included the Marvel
movies. But now I have the movies (including Age of
Ultron and Ant-Man), the TV shows, and the One-Shots. Everything Marvel Studios has done in live-action
that has been displayed on some kind of screen. And that means that I’m not even going to
try to talk about the spin off comic books. This is about the Cinematic universe. But I’m going to be honest, I can’t go
through everything that’s happened on Agents of SHIELD, every flashback from Agent Carter. These are more broader strokes, especially
regarding the TV shows. Secondly, just to be clear, the MCU movies
are only the Avengers movies. The old Spider-Man movies are with Sony. X-Men and Fantastic Four are with Fox. I know most of you know this, but there were
some people on my original video that were confused about it. Oh, and also, I am including everything that
was in my first video, but I’ve written a whole new script with new jokes and new
puns and new everything, so this should hopefully be as entertaining as the first video. Emphasis on hopefully. Also, in case it wasn’t obvious, mega *spoiler
alert* for every MCU movie and TV show and One-Shot. Also, I just wanna say that this could potentially
get confusing, there are a lot of names and dates to remember here, but I’ve tried to
make it easy-ish to follow. It’s a big universe. Alright, the intro has been made, let’s
start. So our story starts way way way back, before
pretty much everything when these massive titan things called The Celestials harness
the powers of the Infinity Stones or Gems and dominate or wipe out civilizations. The Infinity Stones are basically these 6
little gems that are the most powerful objects in the universe. They can manipulate space, time, reality,
power, the mind, and the soul. Keep these in mind, they kind of control the
whole story. However, eventually, The Celestials are taken
down and the stones are dispersed throughout the universe. An alien species known as the Kree, also known
as the bad guys from Guardians of the Galaxy, they’re travelling planets to find ways
to fight their space-enemies. They land on Earth and experiment on the humans
they find there. Their experiments lead to the creation of
some people who aren’t human. In case you didn’t get it, they’re a new
breed of people called the Inhumans. The Kree leave behind some artifacts for the
Inhumans to get more power from, they leave a small underground city, and an actual Kree
body is left behind, dead, his corpse just lying around, waiting to be discovered by
Nazis. So let’s get to 3000 BC, the Asgardians,
these aliens/gods in a mythical place called Asgard, they were just chilling when this
albino looking guy called Malekith and his dark elves attack a realm called Svar-stillcan’tpronounceit. Their mission: destroy the universe. Why? Because that’s just what Dark Elves do. The Asgardians win and Bor, the head Asgardian
and the father of Odin, hides the mythical substance known as the Aether, which is one
of those Infinity Stones and something those Dark Elves wanted, deep underground where
no one will discover it until they do. So, Thanks Bor? Doesn’t have the same ring to it. A couple of centuries later in 965 AD, the
Asgardians are at it again. This time they’re fighting the Frost Giants
who use an item called the Casket of Ancient Winters to fight the gods. The Asgardians win again and jack the Casket,
but they’re nice enough to make a peace treaty. Odin also adopts an abandoned frost giant
called Loki as his own, keeping the fact that he’s not an actual god from him and raising
him alongside his real son, Thor. Then sometime in the year 1000 (that is, in
Earth years) the Kree are at war again, now with the Nova Empire, a space alien empire
in a distant galaxy if you’re confused. They engage in a war that lasts thousands
of years. It shall only be ended centuries later by
Chris Pratt. About 400 years later in 1400, Odin has somehow
gotten his hands on The Tesseract, another Infinity Stone, so he does what any intelligent
god would do with an object of immense power and puts it on Earth. It ends up in Norway for some reason, never
to be found again. Oh wai-
In 1918, a kid called Steve Rogers is born on the 4th of July, because, uh...how do I
put this, uh….*Merica* 12 years later, Steve meets this kid called
Bucky Barnes who becomes his BFF. Also, this German scientist called Dr. Erskine
starts his research on a serum that would make a super strong, fast, agile super-soldier. So then World War II starts and this Nazi
guy called Johann Schmidt gets his hands on a version of the previously mentioned serum
and gives himself healthy dose. Just kidding, it wasn’t remotely healthy,
and it turned him into red skeletor. This guy then begins his search for the mystical
Tesseract. Around this time, Schmidt also recruits a
scientist called Armin Zola and starts his own little Nazi division called HYDRA. The next year Steve Rogers tries to join the
army but he gets rejected because he more or less resembles a shrimp. A bit after that, Schmidt goes to Norway,
where he’s heard tale of an object of immense power. He gets the Tesseract and takes it to his
lab to make weapons out of it. The American government sees him doing this
and is like *aw hell naw* So they look for a guy to become their super soldier. Erskine picks, you guessed it, Steve Rogers,
and so they turn him into a walking American flag, Captain America. Erskine gets wasted and Cap then decides to
become more or less an advertising campaign. Until some soldiers, including Bucky, get
kidnapped by HYDRA, Schmidt’s Nazis with laser guns, which just puts Cap over the edge,
and he goes to free them. While doing this he encounters Schmidt, who’s
now going by the name of Red Skull and gives him a good ol’ slap on the face. He then frees the soldiers, or the quote-un-quote
Howling Commandos and returns to base. They then join the Cap and they fight and
blow up HYDRA guys in a rushed action montage. Around this time, Cap is also given an impetrable
shield made of a substance that absorbs all vibration known as vibranium. Also in this time, Cap falls in love with
an agent who works with the army called Peggy Carter. Also, sometime after the discovery of the
Tesseract, and listen up because this part is vital to the story, some HYDRA soldiers
led by a guy called Werner Reinhardt (Verner Reinheart), at least that’s how I think
you pronounce it, find that alien Kree corpse in North Africa that was left behind millions
of years ago when the Kree did their experiments. The corpse is kept and people discover that
it has some unique abilities, like potentially healing fatal wounds. Hint hint nudge nudge. Howard Stark, a brilliant playboy millionaire
working with Captain America and the army, who incidentally will be the father for Tony
Stark, also experiments with a piece of what HYDRA is using to power themselves, the Tesseract. This research is later used to help his son
Tony create a new element. However, during a mission, Bucky falls off
a train, which really gets Cap down in the dumps. But don’t worry Cap! The Russians are on it, as Bucky is found
by some Russian HYDRA guys and Armin Zola, the Red Skull’s sidekick. Bucky’s brainwashed into an evil guy, given
a metal arm, and cryogenically frozen until further notice. Keep him in mind, he’ll be important later. That same guy who discovered the Kree alien
corpse? Mr. Reinhardt? He also discovers the Obelisk, an artifact
left behind by the Kree. Since this is kinda important, I’m gonna
take a sec to explain this. The Kree left behind an underground city that
only Kree or Inhumans, people with powers created by the Kree, should be able to find. They then left behind artifacts like the Obelisk,
which are essentially keys to that city. Therefore, only Inhumans can hold them. Any regular humans try to and they get turned
to rock. The artifacts like the Obelisk also release
a mist that once again, if you’re human you get turned to stone, but if you’re an
Inhuman you get superpowers. I hope you’re still with me. So Reinhardt goes to China and experiments
on some Chinese villagers using the Obelisk, and one in particular is immune to its effects,
as she is an Inhuman. Anyway, back to World War II. Cap then fights Red Skull on a plane who figures
out right about now that the Tesseract is the Space Infinity Stone and it teleports
him somewhere in space. The Captain then has no choice but to crash
the plane and the Tesseract into some ice to save the world from destruction, going
out in the blaze of glory. Soon after, while looking for Cap in the ice,
Howard Stark finds the Tesseract and keeps it with him and the army. Howard then starts the organization that will
eventually be known as SHIELD, or the Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement and Logistics
Division, an organization designed to keep people safe especially from the supernatural. One of the first things SHIELD did is recruit
Zola to work with them. Little did they know that Zola was planting
HYDRA people inside of SHIELD, making it more like SHYDRA really. HYDRA then continues to spread secretly like
a virus throughout SHIELD, unbeknownst to the higher-up good people of the organization. After this, Captain America’s previous girlfriend,
Peggy Carter, is working in an office of a SHIELD like thing called the Strategic Scientific
Reserve, or SSR, where she’s treated basically like how women were treated in 1946. However, to prove herself, she goes on a mission
all on her own and because of her endeavors, Howard Stark promotes her to soon become head
of SHIELD with him. After this, without going into too much detail,
Agent Carter has some adventures in the 40s with Howard and his butler, Edwin Jarvis. Some of the highlights include capturing Verner
Reinhardt, interrogating him, sentencing him to life imprisonment, and taking that mysterious
Kree alien corpse to SHIELD. Carter also stops Howard Stark from being
mind controlled by Russians, and also works briefly with a Soviet SHIELD scientist called
Anton Vanko. Remember him, cuz he’s going to be back
in pretty much 10 seconds. In these same string of events she and the
Howling Commandos discover a Soviet base where young girls are being trained to be super
spies. Not unlike another russian superspy who was
trained when she was young. Wink wink. In 1953, Carter gives an interview that will
later be used in a Captain America exhibit. And that’s all on her for now. In 1963, Howard Stark starts development of
the arc reactor, a very powerful source of energy, with Anton Vanko. However, Vanko is accused of espionage for
the Russians and gets deported. He goes back to the USSR but has to live in
exile in Serbia. Stark takes all the credit for the arc reactor
and with the help of his new business partner Obadiah Stane, Stark Industries starts developing
weapons. Also, around this time, Stark stops looking
like Dominic Cooper and starts looking like John Slattery. During this time, a hostage situation happens
in Colombia, in which a relatively experienced SHIELD agent called Alexander Pierce meets
a young upcoming agent called Nick Fury, and Fury rescues the hostages including Pierce’s
daughter. The two become good friends and they have
a long history that I won’t get into, but basically after this Pierce starts secretly
working for HYDRA and becomes their biggest insider in SHIELD and Fury goes on to become
the director of SHIELD. Ten years later, Zola is told he’s going
to die, so he does what any reasonable person would do and puts his mind into a giant 70s
style computer which is kept in a SHIELD facility in New Jersey. Howard Stark also records a video introducing
the Stark World Expo for 1974, briefly mentioning that new element he was onto discovering. Howard and his wife Maria also have a genius
kid called Tony Stark around this time. The Stark World Expo then shuts down for a
while and Howard hides the key to making the new element that would perfect the arc reactor
in the plans for the Stark World Expo. Hopefully Tony will have the exact and convenient
technology to unlock this secret later on. Hopefully. In 1975, a man called Bill Fisk runs for City
Council in Hell’s Kitchen, a part of New York but he gets ridiculed for it. Unfortunately, he’s an abusive husband,
an abusive father, and all around a jerk, so one night while he’s taking his anger
out on his wife, his son, Wilson Fisk, has had enough of it and beats his dad to death
with a hammer. Wilson and his mom dispose of the body and
the traumatized son moves to a farm and stays with some relatives before eventually moving
to Asia where he becomes allies with the Japanese and Chinese mob. So sometime around here, a promising young
scientist called Hank Pym is recruited by SHIELD. After a bit of research he discovers a science
that he names Pym Particles, that, without getting into all of the complicated science
stuff, that can make things super small and can make things super big. After this, just because he can, he makes
a device that allows him to communicate with ants. He starts fighting baddies under the name
Ant-Man and becomes somewhat of an early superhero, shrinking down and kicking ass. He has some help from his wife Janet van Dyne
who also has her own Ant-Man suit. She becomes know as the Wasp. So in the early 80s, an Inhuman called Gordon,
undergoes his Inhuman transformation due to a Kree artifact like the Obelisk releasing
that superpower granting mist. The transformation takes away his eyes but
gives him teleportation. Pretty good deal. In 1986, a young actor called Trevor Slattery
films the pilot for a TV Show called Caged Heat, in which, among other things, a monkey
drinks vodka. I wonder why that didn’t get picked up. In 87, Hank Pym and his wife Janet are out
on a regular mission diffusing a Soviet ICBM, or Intercontinental Ballistic Missile for
all you kids at home. However, they can’t penetrate the titanium
outer shell, so Janet uses her shrinking powers to go subatomic in order to defuse the bomb
and save her husband’s life. However, in going subatomic, she slips into
the subatomic quantum realm, that basically means she keeps shrinking for all eternity
with no end where time and space become meaningless. Pretty grisly end. In 1988, a kid called Peter Quill gets abducted
by an Avatar-looking alien after he watching his mom die. He’s taken away by Yondu and his space gang,
some aliens that were recruited to take Quill back to his alien father. But they decide against doing that and they
and Quill have many raveging adventures together. So in 89, Hank Pym suspects that the people
running SHIELD, that would be Howard Stark and Peggy Carter, are trying to steal his
Pym Particles technology. He quits SHIELD and his company is slowly
handed off to his assistant Darren Cross, who believes the legends that Hank used to
shrink down and fight crime (despite Hank calling them tall tales). He dedicates a lot of his time leading Pym
Tech to trying to replicate the Pym technology so he too can shrink down and probably take
over the world. Also, because of his wife’s death and him
quitting SHIELD and his overall stressful life, Hank sends his young daughter Hope van
Dyne off to boarding school, making him somewhat of an emotionally distant father. Keep Hank Pym, Darren Cross, and Hope van
Dyne in mind because they’ll be back at the end of this video. After serving for 44 years of his sentence,
that Nazi guy Verner Reinhardt is released by Alexander Pierce, who is now just the biggest
HYDRA buff, and Reinhardt goes back and finds that Inhuman lady whom he had experimented
on decades ago. He discovers that she hasn’t aged a day
in over 4 decades. Using the data from some more experiments
on her, he de-ages himself and goes back to what he looked like in 1945. He changes his name to Daniel Whitehall and
continues his life. That Inhuman lady actually had a kid with
a normal guy called Calvin Zabo. Their daughter, Daisy Johnson, who by the
way is also an Inhuman, is put into Saint Agnes Orphanage. This is where she adopts the name Skye. Boom plot twist. In 1990 a SHIELD agent called John Garrett
steps on a bomb and gets blown to bits. But he gets put back together by a corporation
called Cybertek, which is run by HYDRA and he’s basically turned into a Robocop Terminator
guy with metal limbs to replace those that were blown apart. He becomes the first in HYDRA’s Project
Deathlok, basically one of HYDRA’s attempts to make a super soldier army. A bit after that he starts the Centipede Program,
a new program designed to create super soldiers using a special serum. His code name is the Clairvoyant. If HYDRA’s plans and code names get confusing,
just remember that their end plan is always to create a super soldier army and take over
the world. In 1991, Howard Stark and his wife Maria are
deemed threats to HYDRA and are killed in a “car crash.” Tony Stark, their only child, inherits the
company Stark Industries the next year, still working with his dad’s old bald business
partner, Obadiah Stane. So then sometime in the early 90s, a kid in
Hell’s Kitchen called Matt Murdock gets in an accident and gets covered in dangerous
chemicals. He blinks them in and becomes blind, but all
of his other senses are enhanced, giving him a different way to see. His boxer dad supports him in his efforts
to carry on as a normal boy, but his dad gets killed for messing with the wrong people. However, Matt is a kid with great intentions,
so after staying at Saint Agnes Orphanage for a while, link, he starts training in martial
arts with the help of another blind guy called Stick, so he can become someone who can keep
his city safe. In 93, Ivan Vanko, the son of Anton Vanko,
remember him, get’s imprisoned for 15 years for selling Soviet secrets to Pakistan. In 1995, a nerdy guy called Bruce Banner and
a nerdy girl called Betty Ross meet at Harvard University and start dating. How sweet. They do science stuff together and dangerous
experiments that won’t ever possibly go wrong. That same year, a young Russian woman called
Natasha Romanoff joins that Russian secret spy program and trains intensely for three
years. She becomes one of the most effective killers
in the world and gets the nickname Black Widow. Spoiler alert, it sticks. However, she’s so good at her job that 3
years later, Nick Fury, who’s been working his way up the ranks of SHIELD, discovers
her and sends a highly skilled SHIELD Agent called Clint Barton, who also goes by the
name of Hawkeye to take her out. He finds her, but he doesn’t kill her, because
reasons. Instead, he offers her a chance to work as
a SHIELD agent. She accepts and the two become good friends
and work together on many missions. Fury comes to like Black Widow and she becomes
one of the highest ranking agents. So meanwhile on the opposite side of the spectrum,
this young man called Grant Ward burns down his family’s house. John Garrett, remember, Mr. Deathlok? He sees potential in Grant and recruits him
as an Agent of HYDRA. For his training, Grant’s left in the wilderness
for five years, with Garrett occasionally checking in and giving him new challenges
to turn him into a cold blooded killer. In 99, on the big New Year’s Eve, Tony Stark,
who’s still just rolling around, being a billionaire weapons creator, is confronted
by Aldrich Killian, a super nerdy guy who talks to him about a new program Killian’s
developing called Extremis. Tony’s like, I’ll meet you on the roof. Unfortunately he forgets and doesn’t show
up to the meeting. Killian’s pretty upset about it and vows
revenge. Seems a bit extreme just for missing a meeting
but whatever man do your thing. Killian recruits the scientist Maya Hansen,
ironically enough the girl Stark was with on that very night, to continue his research
into the Extremis virus, a virus that can repair cells and grow back limbs and let you
shoot fire from your mouth. Uh, sure. So Stark Industries has been developing weapons
for quite some time at this point, and a small Eastern European country called Sokovia gets
hits by some Stark Bombs. Two twins called Wanda and Pietro Maximoff
watch as the weapons kill their parents. They vow vengeance on Stark and America and
all the thing in between. Due to horrifying tragedies like 9/11, General
Thunderbolt Ross, the father of the girl Bruce Banner is dating, manages to convince the
government to reactivate the long gone super soldier program so the country could have
their own little army of Captain America’s. In 2004, John Garrett comes back to Grant
Ward in the forest and lets him know that his training is done and that he’ll be working
inside of SHIELD as a secret double agent for HYDRA. That same year, two science geeks, Leo Fitz
and Jemma Simmons, graduate SHIELD high and start working for the organization. Because he’s such a nice guy, Bruce Banner
sees his girlfriend’s dad’s efforts and says, “I can do that.” So he joins the new super soldier program
and tries to recreate the serum that was used to make Cap back in the day. However, the project ends up having a lack
of funding and so the team decides to test the serum on Banner himself. The experiment, also involving gamma rays
fails miserably, and curses Banner with the fact that every time his pulse goes really
fast, he transformers to a giant green rage induced killing monster, which becomes known
as The Hulk. After the experiment goes wrong and Banner
almost kills Betty and General Ross, he runs away and the manhunt for Banner begins. He travels from country to country, occasionally
Hulking out and wreaking havoc wherever he goes, with some witnesses calling him a green
sasquatch. After a couple of months of that routine,
Banner’s had enough of it and decides to shoot himself on the North Pole, which is
pretty messed up if you think about it, but the suicide attempt fails, as he turns into
the Hulk and immediately recovers. The military and General Ross lose him, but
Stark Industries is kind enough to help out by supplying Ross with sonic cannons and other
such weapons. At this time, a guy called Scott Lang is working
at a company called VistaCorp, but he finds out that his company has been stealing money
from customers. So because of this, he steals 400k from the
company, only to get arrested and put in prison for a few years. He also divorces his wife Maggie, aka the
mom from Jurassic World, who is then left with their daughter Cassie. Eventually Maggie finds a new husband in the
form of a policeman called Paxton. Not that Paxton, this Paxton. Around this time, Aldrich Killian decides
to follow the trend and test his serum on himself, and the Extremis serum that he created
heals his diseases so that he doesn’t have to walk with a cane anymore and also gives
him other perks like this. So some more Inhumans come to light at this
time, and by that I mean a trail of bodies lead to them. Phil Coulson, an agent of SHIELD and Nick
Fury’s right hand man, keep him in mind because he’s pretty pivotal to this story,
goes with Melinda May also an agent of SHIELD to shut down the killer Inhuman in Bahrain. They do succeed, but May is traumatized by
the experience because it turns out the killer was a little girl and May was forced to shoot
her in the face. Yeah, that happened. May retires to a desk job at SHIELD and gets
the nickname “The Cavalry” from the experience. Killian is excited after seeing the results
of his Extremis self testing, so he goes and experiments on other people. A couple don’t survive and explode, but
those that do become Killian’s henchmen. And henchwomen. However, one man who couldn’t take the Extremis
blew up in Rose Hill, Tennessee, killing 5 people. It was called a suicide bombing but it was
the first in a chain of similarly heated explosions. Black Widow is on a regular old SHIELD mission
escorting a scientist in Iran when Bam she gets a first hand experience with the Winter
Soldier, remember, Cap’s old friend Bucky who got brainwashed by HYDRA. He’s been on all sorts of assassin mission
lately. The Winter Soldier kills the scientist and
injures Black Widow, leaving her with a permanent scar. *bikini clip*
Nick Fury, now the actual Director of SHIELD, decides that the world needs something more
than men in suits to protect it. So he and SHIELD start the Avengers Initiative,
a program that was designed to get together a group of people who could fight the battles
that normal people never could. But Nick Fury isn’t done with changes yet. He also puts Phil Coulson in charge of Project
TAHITI, which let me just break it down quickly. TAHITI pretty much involves extracting body
fluids from that Kree corpse that was found by Reinhardt. These fluids have super healing powers and
can bring people back from the dead. Fury wanted to use this to potentially save
a dying Avenger. So Tony Stark is now a billionaire with an
assistant/girlfriend Pepper Potts. He’s living the good life, partying, drinking,
making tons of money off of weapons with his best friend totally not evil business buddy. However, on a trip to show off his new Jericho
missiles, Stark gets captured by a terrorist organization called the Ten Rings. With the help of a man called Yinsen who was
also captured by the terrorists, Tony manages to escape using a weaponized suit of armor. The suit is powered by an arc reactor, that
little glowey power source put in Tony Stark’s chest to stop shrapnel near his heart from
killing him. The suit that he used to escape breaks down
and is left in the desert, and Stark is picked up by one of his good friends James “Rhodey”
Rhodes. However, Tony saw what his weapons could do,
like, I don’t know, kill people, so he promptly shuts down his weapons division. Instead, he continues research on the arc
reactor and upgrades that armor he used, until it looks like this. He goes off, fights some terrorists, who turn
out to be in league with Obadiah Stane. Stark realizes that right about here and decides
to fight his old friend, who uses a bigger version of Stark’s first suit. Tony kills Stane in a not really that climatic
battle and everyone’s happy. While all that was happening, that blind guy
who’s now really a blind ninja, Matt Murdock, he goes to college and meets Foggy Nelson,
who is his roommate. They become actual mates and look forward
to a life of fighting crime...but as lawyers. After all of the craziness that went down
with Stane, Tony Stark reveals to the world that he is the superhero now dubbed Iron Man
and is then promptly confronted by Nick Fury, who sees potential in him as someone who could
be an Avenger. Also, in Russia, Ivan Vanko watches Tony Stark’s
big press reveal while his dad Anton Vanko dies in front of him, telling him that that
should be him. Ivan says alright then and using research
from when his dad and Howard Stark worked together, harnesses the arc reactor technology
and uses it to create long, electrical whips that he can kill Tony Stark with. Now back to this guy. Bruce Banner, still on the run from the government
but not having had an incident for a while, moves to Rio, where he works in a soda factory. While there, he also contacts Dr. Samuel Sterns,
a guy who could potentially create a cure for the Hulk. However, one day at the factory, Bruce cuts
his hand and some of his super hulk blood gets into a drink. That drink is shipped around the world where
it unfortunately kills some guy who’s face I can’t quite put my finger on. Anyway, the government and Ross discover the
death, figure out where the bottle is from, and head out to find their big green suspect. Tony Stark, after more or less creating world
peace using the Iron Man suits, starts up the Stark World Expo 2010. However, he’s got more important stuff to
worry about. His arc reactor core is poisoning him, and
he’s slowly but surely dying. Not only that, but the government also wants
to have control of his suits. Stark appears before the Senate, tells the
Senators to beat it, and then goes ahead and makes his girlfriend the CEO of his company. But he’s also got more problems, as a Ten
Rings associate gives Ivan Vanko tickets to Monaco and a way into the Grand Prix, which
Tony Stark will be a part of. Alright, enough of this Iron Man stuff. General Ross and his crew arrive in Rio and
surprise attack Banner, who Hulks out and runs off into the sunset, finding himself
in Guatemala. At this point, Bruce just throws safety and
reason out the window and goes to Culver University, which is where his old lover Betty Ross is. Meanwhile, a scientist called Jane Foster
discovers that there have been lots of weather disturbances in New Mexico, so she heads out
there to investigate. Alright, back to Iron Man. Tony meets a woman called Natalie Rushman,
who is actually Black Widow sent in undercover by Nick Fury to keep an eye on Tony. Anyway, Tony heads to the Monaco Grand Prix,
where he does what billionaire playboys are born to do and actually drives in it. He is however attacked by Ivan Vanko, who
from now on I will refer to as Whiplash. Tony gets on his coolest Iron Man suit and
beats the living crap out of this guy. However, he’s quick to escape prison with
the help of Justin Hammer, a business rival of Stark’s. Hammer asks Whiplash to build him suits that’ll
make Iron Man look like an antique, so he builds a bunch of gray drones. Tony’s now got even more problems, because
after the public saw what happened in Monaco, another guy with the arc reactor tech, which
is supposed to be impossible to replicate, they don’t trust him as much. Tony decides to drink away his problems and
on his May 10 birthday he gets completely drunk and fights his BFF Rhodey in his Iron
Man suit. Rhodey knocks out Tony and flies the suit
to Justin Hammer, who upgrades it and creates War Machine, which is to be shown off at the
Stark World Expo along with all of the drones. Fury comes out of the shadows and meets Tony
Stark again, but this time he finds out that Tony only has 72 hours to live due to the
arc reactor poisoning. So naturally he gives him a little medicine
that will slow the poisoning so Tony can go find a cure. Jane Foster, still working on the New Mexico
case, contacts a scientist called Erik Selvig to figure out what’s up with the weather. SHIELD also intercepts her message and decides
that something fishy is going on there, so they decide to send some people there. Agent Phil Coulson gets reassigned to New
Mexico, and on the way there he stops an armed robbery using his wit, a bag of flour, and
his foot. So Tony eventually does end up finding a cure
to his arc reactor poisoning and I’m not even going to get into the logic behind it,
but he found the key to it hidden by his dad in a map of the Stark Expo. He creates the new element, puts it in his
chest, and it stops the poisoning. He arrives in his newly powered Iron Man suit
at Hammer’s presentation just as Whiplash hijacks all of the drones and makes them try
to kill Iron Man. He also hijacks the War Machine armor and
makes Rhodey try to murder his best friend. However, with the help of Black Widow, Rhodey
gets control back in his suit, and he and Tony defeat all of the drones and Whiplash
in his all new and improved big bad suit. So let’s move away from Earth and back over
to the home of the gods, Asgard, where Thor, the son of Odin, and his compatriots have
been having lots of adventures for thousands of years, and now Thor is getting coronated. However, his coronation is interrupted by
some frost giants breaking in and stealing the Casket of Ancient Winters. Remember that thing? Thor is understandably upset about this and
despite his father ordering Thor to stay, he takes his friends across the Rainbow Road
to Jotunheim, where the Frost Giants live. After a quick battle, Odin is forced to come
over there and bail him out, and because Thor, oh I don’t know, broke the sacred peace
treaty that had kept the nine realms from chaos, Odin banishes Thor to Earth so that
he can learn some humility. Thor is pretty much immediately found by Jane
Foster, Erik Selvig, and their friend Darcy Lewis. They bring Thor to a hospital but he escapes. At this point, SHIELD sends Hawkeye to help
with the situation. Some local New Mexicans find Thor’s hammer
and Phil Coulson arrives at the site. Back in Asgard, Loki finds out that he is
a Frost Giant and not an Asgardian, and right after he does this, Odin decides to take a
nap. A nap which lasts quite some time. While Odin is having his beauty sleep, Loki
takes over Asgard. So from this point onward there are going
to be three stories just intercutting with each other, so I’m just going to go in between
all of them. Thor breaks into the SHIELD site with his
hammer, but he gets captured. Hawkeye arrives to help out, but he just does
nothing. At the same time, Bruce Banner finally meets
up with Betty Ross, and they hide out at a hotel. Black Widow is also sent to start trailing
Banner at this point, as he could potentially be useful for the Avengers initiative. Thor then breaks out of captivity after having
a chat with Loki and finds Jane Foster, who he bonds with and they end up becoming a couple. The Warriors Three and Sif, some of Thor’s
friends from Asgard, arrive on Earth to help him out. Back at Culver University, Banner gets attacked
by the US military, he Hulks out and fight them. He runs off and hides out with Betty. He then goes off to meet with Samuel Sterns,
the guy who might have a cure for him. After Banner leaves Sterns, who didn’t have
a working cure, an army officer by the name of Emil Blonsky takes a version of the Hulk
serum and becomes this weird spine creature called Abomination. Nick Fury then decides, instead of heading
out to Thor or Hulk, I’ll go talk to Tony Stark. So he debriefs Stark on how he isn’t recommended
for the Avengers program, as he is compulsive, self destructive and narcissistic. *clip*
Loki then has had enough of waiting, so he sends a giant kill bot called the Destroyer
to kill Thor. However, Thor defeats it because he has learned
his lesson and has become worthy again. Thor gets his hammer back and heads up to
Asgard, where he faces off against Loki. To put an end to Loki’s schemes, Thor destroys
the Bifrost rainbow bridge, meaning he can never get back to Earth. Syke! Loki subsequently falls into space, presumed
to be dead, and Odin awakens. However, Loki isn’t actually dead, because
this is a superhero movie, and he actually gets picked up by a big purple space man called
Thanos. This guy is probably the most important to
the story. So Thanos basically wants complete control
of the universe, as you do, and to do that he needs one thing: actually, six things. The six Infinity Stones, those little gems
of immense power from the beginning of the story. They’re all spread out across the universe
and the only way to harness them is by wearing the Infinity Gauntlet, which is in Odin’s
treasure vault. So Thanos wants to get all the stones so he
can get...the universe. So he tells Loki, here’s your mystical staff
which oddly enough contains one of the stones, and here’s an army of aliens, invade Earth
and have your revenge but bring back the Tesseract, which remember contains an Infinity Stone. Loki says alright cool cool and prepares for
his invasion. Back on Earth, Abomination just starts wrecking
his way through Harlem, so Banner, now captured with Ross and the military, jumps out of a
chopper to unleash the Hulk. He and Abomination have their slap fight until
Abomination is defeated. He’s sent off to Alaska in a cryotank. Banner decides to head to another place, opting
to settle in Bella Coola, where he can rage out whenever he wants. However, he soon gets bored of Canada and
moves to India, where he becomes a trusted local doctor and is still being monitored
by SHIELD. With all of these heroes coming to light,
Nick Fury asks the World Security Council, or these people at the head of the government
and SHIELD and all that for more funding for the Avengers Initiative and so he can look
more carefully at the Tesseract, which is still in the control of SHIELD. After what happened in New Mexico, Fury recruits
Erik Selvig to work with SHIELD on research involving the Tesseract. Selvig accepts the offer, as the spirit of
Loki watches over. Back in Hell’s Kitchen New York, Matt Murdock
is having trouble sleeping, because he can hear the life of the city. Every night he hears a girl being abused by
her father, so one day he decides to make a difference. He does this by putting on a mask and using
his martial arts skills to beat the hell out of the father. From then on, he continues going out at night
and stopping the crimes of his city, lawyer by day, blind guy in a mask punching criminals
in the gut by night. So as more and more Extremis bombings begin
to happen, Aldrich Killian decides to cover up the explosions by creating a fake terrorist
known as the Mandarin, based on an actual terrorist leader of the Ten Rings. He choses Trevor Slattery, now a washed up
drunk, to portray his puppet terrorist. Now the government has a face to put behind
the bombings: this one. So the World Security Council decide that
Abomination could be a useful player on the Avengers team. This is a big problem because remember he’s
a jerk. So Phil Coulson and another SHIELD agent called
Jasper Sitwell meet up in a cafe and discuss how to stop General Ross, who’s leading
the movement, from putting the Abomination on the team. In the end, they decide to send in The Consultant,
the code name for Tony Stark. Stark meets Ross in a bar and enrages the
General so much that he no longer wants anything to do with SHIELD. SHIELD starts to have more concerns though
as more Mandarin bombings start to come to light. Phil Coulson, who’s still in charge of the
resurrection program Project TAHITI contacts Nick Fury and requests that it be shut down
because side effects include memory damage and insanity. But turns out Nick Fury doesn’t care about
that, so the project continues. Just when the Avengers program was looking
like it couldn’t get any bigger, some guys in the Artic find the frozen body of Captain
America. SHIELD realizes that the first avenger is
still alive and they begin to thaw his body. Cap wakes up soon after and is confronted
by Nick Fury, who lets him know that he’s been asleep for 70 years. Cap starts training with SHIELD, and by training
with SHIELD, I mean he starts knocking over punching bags. Hawkeye is sent to help out Erik Selvig on
his Tesseract research, and soon after Nick Fury, Phil Coulson, and Fury’s friend and
trusted helper Agent Maria Hill arrive at the site as well. The Tesseract creates a portal and Loki comes
through, staff and all. He takes control of the minds of Hawkeye and
Erik Selvig, grabs the Tesseract, and heads into the sunset. Fury officially calls for the Avengers Initiative
to be activated. Black Widow, who’s been trailing Banner
for a while, meets with him in India and brings him in for SHIELD. Coulson meets Tony Stark and lets him know
that despite the fact that he wasn’t recommended for the Avengers Initiative, desperate times
call for desperate measures and he’s on the team. Cap, Black Widow, and Banner meet on the Helicarrier
(SHIELD’s giant floating fortress), while Thor, who has just heard the news that his
brother is alive, gets back to Earth without the Bifrost because Odin used some quote unquote
dark magic. Which is stupid but whatever I’ll let it
slide. Loki’s found in Germany and Iron Man and
Cap take him captive. But Thor finds them and gets in a fight over
Loki with Cap and Iron Man. However, they all become friends and take
Loki in on the Helicarrier. However, this was all part of Loki’s plan
because soon after, Hawkeye breaks him out. Hawkeye gets unmind-controllified because
Black Widow hits him in the face. However, the rest of the Avengers are split
up, and Loki stabs Phil Coulson through the heart, killing him. Kind of. The death of Coulson puts the team over the
edge and actually gives them something to avenge-r. They all assemble in New York just as Loki
opens a portal to space and lets in his alien army. The Avengers fight the aliens and Iron Man
carries a nuke through the portal and blows up the alien mothership, stopping the invasion. However, he temporarily dies out in space
but comes back because Hulk roared at him? The Avengers then split up, Tony goes back
to billionaire things, Hulk goes back to sciencing, Thor takes Loki back to Asgard where he’s
put in prison, Black Widow goes off to electrocute some people, and Hawkeye goes back to being
no one’s favorite character. But best of all, Captain America decides that
if he’s going to live in this world, he might as get some skills. So he joins SHIELD and starts training with
the help of Black Widow and Nick Fury. His fighting style then begins to evolve into
some seriously awesome acrobatic kung fu. The Other, the leader of those aliens that
Loki was controlling, called Chitauri by the way, lets Thanos know that Loki failed. But Thanos isn’t too upset, he just starts
smiling. Look at that guy, what a good sport. In the aftermath of the battle of New York,
lots of Chitauri tech is lying around, and people start to pick it up. Some firefighters find a Chitauri helmet and
hang it in their fire house, but more importantly, a couple finds a Chitauri gun and uses it
to rob banks. However, Agent Sitwell soon hears about their
activities and goes in to take them down. But instead of killing them, he brings them
in as SHIELD agents. Moral of the story, rob banks and you’ll
become a super spy! Now, more and more explosions start popping
up around the country from failed Extremis tests, and the government is becoming more
and more concerned about the Mandarin. President Ellis publicly speaks out about
him, and in response to all of the bombings, Rhodey who still works with the army, gets
his War Machine armor a paint job and becomes Iron Patriot because *merica*
So Phil Coulson’s death was a traumatizing experience for SHIELD and the Avengers, but
Nick Fury didn’t want his best agent to die. So he let Coulson become the first real subject
for Project TAHITI. The fluids from the Kree corpse are pumped
into his body and he’s brought back to life, but because of the extremely painful and nightmare-ish
experience, his brain is also fiddled around with and he’s given fake memories of going
on vacation to Tahiti where he recovered from his injuries. Fury instructs everyone to not tell Coulson
the truth about his resurrection because it could result in a mental breakdown. Up in Asgard, Loki is locked up in a high
security cell and Thor is a renowned hero. Also, using the Tesseract that now is in their
possession, the Asgardians rebuild the bifrost. Because creating magical rainbow bridges is
apparently something this cube can do. Tony Stark is also now having panic attacks
and is unable to sleep due to pretty much dying up in an alien wormhole. He spends his free time building all kinds
of different Iron Man suits, going all the way up to 42. His newest creation, the Mark 42, can be summoned
to him by hand movements. However, Tony’s close friend and bodyguard
Happy Hogan gets seriously wounded in an Extremis bombing, which everyone assumes is another
Mandarin attack. Tony is pretty mad, so he tells the Mandarin
to come and get him….which the Mandarin does. After his mansion is attacked and the world
and his girlfriend Pepper Potts presume him to be dead, Tony flies off and lands in Tennessee,
where that one Mandarin bombing took place. He hides out with that kid from Jurassic World
and is pursued by some Extremis soldiers until he figures out where the Mandarin is hiding
out. He gets some gear together and breaks into
the Mandarin’s secret lair, only to discover Trevor Slattery inside. After a brief conversation, Tony is knocked
out and captured by Aldrich Killian, who explains all of his nefarious plans. The Extremis henchmen also take over the Iron
Patriot suit, and while Rhodey manages to escape, the suit flies off with an Extremis
guy in it and Air Force One is attacked. The President is kidnapped, but Tony manages
to save all of the other attendants aboard the flight. Killian is going to kill the President live
on TV, but Tony and Rhodey show up just in the nick of time. Tony summons all of his 42 Iron Man suits
to come save the day, and a big, epic, climactic battle ensues. Rhodey rescues the President, and Pepper gets
injected with the Extremis serum. However, Pepper doesn’t explode and instead
kills Killian. As the Extremis are defeated, Tony blows up
all of his suits, even though he’s going to rebuild them later on, he gets some doctors
to remove the Extremis from Pepper, and while he’s at it he removes the shrapnel near
his heart, negating the need for his arc reactor, which he just throws into the ocean. After all of this, Stark decides to sit down
with Bruce Banner and discuss his experiences, all of which Banner finds fascinating. So now that Coulson is alive and well, he
wants to put together a special team to help contain super powered people and such things. He recruits Melinda May, who’s forced to
come out of her desk job, Fitz and Simmons, who are the team’s brains, and Grant Ward,
who, if you’ll recall, is an insider for HYDRA. Also, that Inhuman girl called Skye? She’s now a hacker for the Rising Tide,
which is a hacker group that want to put SHIELD’s secrets all over the web. She also really wants to find out about her
mysterious Inhuman parents. SHIELD isn’t too happy with The Rising Tide
spreading bad rumors about them, so they go in and find Skye, taking her on board for
questioning. However, Coulson sees the potential in her
and recruits her onto his team. This SHIELD team has lots of adventures that
I can’t go into here, but one of the main things they deal with are people exposed to
the Centipede serum, a serum that mixes Extremis, gamma tech, and the super soldier serum, basically
every super power in the MCU in one dose. The Centipede Program is still run by John
Garrett, and therefore is run by HYDRA. Anyway, back in the realm of Asgard, Thor
has been fighting to keep peace in the 9 realms. He wins a battle at Vanaheim, and goes back
to his place to celebrate. However, bad things are coming because all
of the planets are aligning or something like that. Basically, because of all of these planets
aligning, portals between the nine realms start appearing, and Jane Foster ends up getting
transported through one of these portals to where Bor hid the Aether. She then gets infected with it. Because of the Aether becoming active again,
Malekith the Dark Elf awakens, along with all of his other Dark Elf buddies. Thor realizes that Jane has the Aether aka
an Infinity Stone in her and takes her to Asgard so she can get help. The Dark Elves track the mythical substance
and attack Asgard, looking for Jane. In the attack the Dark Elves shank Thor’s
mom, and that really gets Thor in a mood. He’s so desperate to find and kill these
guys that he enlists the help of Loki. The two brothers track him back to Svart-realm
and there’s a battle. Malekith ends up taking the Aether out of
Jane and uses it to make himself super-Malekith. During this battle Loki is also supposedly
killed, but he actually sneaks back to Asgard and somehow incapacitates Odin, using his
trickery to take the throne for himself. Malekith tries to destroy the world, but in
the end, Thor defeats him in a battle of portals. With the Dark Elves defeated, Thor returns
to Asgard, where he declines the throne to Odin/Loki. The Aether is taken by Sif and Volstaag (two
of the Warriors Three) off into the farther edges of the galaxy and is given to the Collector,
a really weird looking guy who, I know it’s hard to believe collects things. Collects things like Infinity Stones, dark
elves, Chitauri, slither monsters, horse faced Thor look a likes, anthropomorphic ducks. All kinds of stuff. Back on Earth, Coulson’s SHIELD team comes
out and has to clean up the mess left behind Thor and his battle in London. The SHIELD team continue with more super investigations,
and while this happens Coulson discovers the truth behind TAHITI and how he was brought
back to life by a blue alien corpse. Around this time as well, Trevor Slattery
has been sent to Seagate prison, the same one housing Justin Hammer. He’s considered a bit of a celebrity there
because of his legendary Mandarin portrayal, however, when sat down to have an interview
about his experiences, the interviewer shoots the guards and takes Slattery in. Turns out the actual Mandarin wasn’t very
happy with someone stealing his name and identity. Who would’ve thought. After many years of taking part in riots,
Wanda and Pietro Maximoff volunteer for experiments lead by Baron von Strucker, who’s a main
player for HYDRA. He’s gotten his hands on Loki’s scepter
(which remember contains an Infinity Stone) and he’s using it to give people super abilities. The twins volunteer because they believe it’s
for a better Sokovia. Turns out no one survives the experiments
except for those two, who are granted enhanced supernatural gifts. In short, *he’s fast and she’s weird*
So for all of this time, Cap has been training with SHIELD, which is kind of ironic, since
it means he’s been training with HYDRA. Cap has also befriended a previous soldier
called Sam Wilson, who use to be a paratrooper with mechanical wings. Cap and Black Widow go to free hostages from
a ship, but Cap discovers that Black Widow is getting info from the ship’s computers. Cap angrily asks Fury about what’s up with
that and Fury tells him about Project Insight, which basically consists of 3 helicarriers
hooked up to some satellites that can kill terrorists and criminals when needed. However, after a few days, Fury is attacked
by The Winter Soldier, who was sent by HYDRA to take out Fury as he was their biggest threat. Fury fakes his own death and Captain America,
becomes a fugitive because SHIELD is run by Alexander Pierce, HYDRA man. Cap and Black Widow fight The Winter Soldier,
and Cap finds out that he’s his old buddy Bucky from World War II, which is pretty shocking. A trail of breadcrumbs lead Cap and Black
Widow to find Armin Zola’s old computer face, where Zola reveals that HYDRA has been
growing inside of SHIELD all along, and that HYDRA was planning to use those 3 helicarriers
from Project Insight to wipe out anyone who opposed them. Basically, Cap, Black Widow, Nick Fury, and
Sam Wilson, who uses his old mechanical wings to become the superhero sidekick Falcon defeat
the HYDRA carriers, and Alexander Pierce gets shot and killed. Cap also faces off against the Winter Soldier,
who realizes at the last minute that he used to be Bucky Barnes and so saves his old friend’s
life. Bucky then goes off to learn about his past
at the one place he can...the smithsonian. Because of the fact that SHIELD is basically
run by a bunch of crazy Nazis, the Avengers begin to get back together. Cap goes off to bring the team back together
while Falcon continues to search for Bucky. Tony decides he can’t be everywhere at once,
so he decides to create the Avengers bots or the new and improved Iron Legion, a bunch
of iron man like robots that fly around saving the world. So you may be wondering, if SHIELD is torn
apart, what happens to the Agents of SHIELD team? Well, Coulson and his crew discover that Ward
and Garrett are HYDRA, and SHIELD is branded a terrorist organization. Nick Fury decides to go help his people for
once, and after a long battle, Ward is locked up, Garrett is disintegrated after being injected
with some TAHITI stuff, and Phil Coulson is reassigned as the new Director of SHIELD and
is given the task of rebuilding SHIELD, bigger, better, stronger, all that. Simmons also leaves the team to go undercover
in HYDRA, kind of a reverse Grant Ward, leaving a newly brain damaged Fitz with hallucinations
of her. So let’s now move off into space. The Kree Empire, thousand of years after they
created the Inhumans on Earth, are still at war with the Nova Empire. The two warring empires are still trying to
make peace, but a Kree fanatic known as Ronan the Accuser refuses peace because...he’s
a bad guy. He also teams up with Thanos to help him get
all of those Infinity Stones. Speaking of which, that kid who got kidnapped,
Peter Quill? He’s now something of a space ravager mercenary,
following in Yondu’s footsteps. He discovers one of those precious Infinity
Stones inside of an orb on an abandoned planet. Ronan discovers this and sends his troops
to get it. Quill gets away but refuses to share the wealth
with his Yondu and his buddies, because after all, there is no honor among thieves. So Ronan and Yondu are now both after Quill,
but he still goes to Xandar, the capital of the Nova Empire, to sell the Infinity Stone. He gets attacked by a green lady called Gamora,
who is the unhappy adopted child of Thanos. The reason she’s unhappy is Thanos murdered
her family and forced her to become his daughter, so she plans on betraying him and selling
the Stone to The Collector, who offered a lot of money for it. *four billion units clip* However, those two
are also attacked by a scientifically engineered raccoon named Rocket and a talking tree called
Groot, who want the bounty that has been placed on Quill’s head. In the end, they’re all captured by the
Nova police and locked up in the Kyln, a prison of sorts. All four of these misfits decide to team up,
escape, sell the stone to the Collector, and split the profits. So they get out of there and along the way
pick up a guy called Drax the Destroyer, a guy who also wants to get back at Ronan because
he killed his wife and child. The new team meet the Collector on a planet
called Knowhere, which is actually the head of a celestial. This is where they discover that there is
actually an Infinity Stone inside of the artifact they’ve been carrying around, and the entire
place gets trashed by it. Long story short, the team meets up with Yondu
and his ravagers and the Nova corps to take down Ronan. By the end of a somewhat long battle, Quill,
Gamora, Rocket, and Drax grab the Infinity Stone and share the burden of it. They use it to kill Ronan and save Xandar. Here they adopt the name the Guardians of
the Galaxy. Peace is created between the Kree and the
Nova Empires, and the Guardians go off to more crazy adventures. So now let’s move down to Earth and get
grounded. Because of all the destruction left behind
by the Chitauri invasion a few years back, a bunch of house prices drop and such boring
things finance, but this especially affects Hell’s Kitchen, which is now even more of
a hell hole. Basically, a bunch of jerks take advantage
of this situation, which leads to more mobsters, more triad members, more russian gangsters
to come out of the dark. Matt Murdock is still blindly fighting crime,
while also balancing it with his religion and his lawyerness with his pal Foggy Nelson
and their new friend Karen Page. During this time Wilson Fisk also returns
to Hell’s Kitchen to rebuild the city and make it a better place in his eyes. Matt fights against him, since he’s kind
of deranged, and along the way Foggy finds out about Matt’s nighttime activities. While he has trouble fighting Fisk at first,
the death of two of Matt’s close friends pushes him over the edge and he gets Fisk
locked up, while also getting a stylish new outfit. The city also gives him a new nickname: Daredevil. So meanwhile, SHIELD is still continuing to
fight HYDRA. Ward escapes captivity and kills his brother. Here’s where things get pretty complicated. So Daniel Whitehall, that big HYDRA guy who
de-aged himself with experiments from Skye’s Inhuman mom, he resurfaces, and he gets his
hands on the Obelisk, which is if you’ll recall the key to that alien city created
by the Kree. Only those Inhumans that the Kree left behind
can hold the Obelisk and therefore only they can access the city. Due to the Kree blood in his system from TAHITI,
Coulson has started etching out a map of the city in hopes of finding it. So Calvin Zabo, who is the father of Skye
and the husband on that Inhuman chinese lady, wants desperately to see his daughter and
orders an Inhuman lady called Raina to bring her to him. Calvin befriends Whitehall only so he can
eventually viciously murder him, because Whitehall is the man who killed Calvin’s wife. However, in a bizarre turn of events, Coulson
ends up killing Whitehall, and the SHIELD team finds the Kree city. Skye and Raina put the Obelisk back in it’s
rightful spot, where it releases that gas that gives Inhumans their transformations,
like that guy Gordon who got his eyes removed from earlier. Because of their Inhuman-ness, the two get
superhuman abilities. Skye gets vibration-related powers, meaning
she can cause earthquakes, and Raina is given the ability to see the future, but she is
also horribly disfigured and covered in spikes. However, that guy Gordon comes and takes her
off to an Inhuman kind of sanction house. He also takes Skye and her dad, and Skye finally
meets her mother for the first time. Skye learns how to control her powers with
the help of her mom. Ward also briefly turns to the good side to
help out his previous team. In the end, Skye, Ward, Fitz, Simmons, May
and Coulson all get back together to find Baron von Strucker. They do and Coulson gives his location to
Maria Hill, who forwards it to the Avengers. Coulson also re-commissions an old helicarrier
for Fury to use in the upcoming series of unfortunate events. So The Avengers, who have now gotten back
together arrive to fight Baron von Strucker, who is hiding out in Sokovia with the Maximoff
twins. The Avengers conquer his base and Tony Stark
takes with him Loki’s scepter. Tony and Banner experiment on the scepter
until they discover that it has an Infinity Stone in it, a stone that can create artificial
intelligence. Tony plans to use this on his Avengers bots,
so instead of using JARVIS, a computer program, the robots can be self aware. This new program is called Ultron and is quickly
created. Ultron, an AI, is made to believe that he
has to save Earth. However, he feels that the only way to save
Earth is to destroy humanity. So Ultron takes out JARVIS, builds himself
a body out of some dismantled Avengers bots, and goes to crash a victory party the Avengers
were having. While the Avengers destroy his Version 1 body,
he just uploads himself to the internet and takes on a new one. One of his helper robots also steals Loki’s
scepter. Ultron goes to the HYDRA Sokovia base, where
he kills Strucker and upgrades himself to this. He also recruits the Maximoff twins, who from
now on I’m just going to refer to as Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch because it’s easier. They join this big bad robot because they
still want revenge on Tony Stark. The three baddies go to Wakanda, which is
in Africa to get vibranium, that unbreakable substance. The Avengers meet them there and battle them,
but Cap, Thor, and Black Widow are quickly subdued by Scarlet Witch. Hulk also gets controlled and goes on a rampage. Stark has to stop him using his Hulkbuster
armor in a battle that let’s be real here probably killed quite a few people. Since they need time to get their strength
back, the Avengers hide out on Hawkeye’s farm with his wife and kids. Here they meet Nick Fury and he gives them
an inspirational speech. Ultron goes to South Korea, where he forces
a scientist to create a perfect android body for him. He even lasers the Infinity Stone out of Loki’s
scepter and puts it in this android’s head. However, Scarlet Witch discovers Ultron’s
plan of destroying the Earth. She and her brother turn on him and a fight
ensues. The Avengers arrive and fight Ultron, while
Stark uploads JARVIS into Ultron’s perfect android body. Thanks to some lightning from Thor, who recently
found out about all of these Infinity Stones, the android becomes The Vision, who fights
with the Avengers. Ultron’s plan to wipe out humanity consists
of lifting up a chunk of Sokovia and crashing it down on Earth, like a giant meteor. The Avengers arrive on the floating city and
battle Ultron and his thousands of Ultron bots. They manage to foil Ultron’s plan and blow
up the city (with the help of Nick Fury and his shiny new helicarrier) before it destroys
Earth. However, Quicksilver is killed along the way
and Hulk also flies off to god knows where in a little quinjet. The final piece of Ultron is destroyed by
Vision, and the Avengers start their new base, an Avengers Academy type thing, where Cap
and Black Widow are going to train War Machine, Falcon, Scarlet Witch and Vision into real
Avengers. Stark goes off on his way, Thor goes off to
find out more about the Infinity Gems, and Hawkeye goes back to chilling with his family. After all of this craziness, a new-ish SHIELD
has been formed and SHIELD meets with Skye’s mom at the Inhuman happy day camp, in order
to get permission to put all of the Inhumans on the index, keeping a record of all of them. Skye’s mom is outraged by the proposal and
kills the SHIELD agent who was talking to her, because I guess she’s evil now, which
starts a war between SHIELD and the Inhumans. The Inhumans attack SHIELD, and in the epic
battle that ensues, Gordon is killed, Skye’s mom is killed, and Coulson gets his hand chopped
off. Also, Ward is kind of ticked off because he
accidentally shot his own girlfriend 6 times in the stomach, so he’s now out for revenge. So let’s go back to Darren Cross. Cuz why not. Bald guy who took over Hank Pym’s company
who wants to take over the world with Ant-Man tech. Quick recap there. So Cross is now fully running Pym Tech with
Hank’s daughter Hope, who’s now all grown up, as his assistant. Cross invites Hank, who’s been out and about
for awhile, to come and see his new project, known as the Yellowjacket. The Yellowjacket is like the Ant-Man tech,
but it can fly and has lasers and can kill someone within seconds. Hank is horrified to see that Cross has replicated
such dangerous tech, even though he doesn’t even know the worst part, which is that Cross
is planning to surprise surprise, sell the Yellowjacket to HYDRA, who despite being almost
destroyed are still looking for a super powered army. Meanwhile, Scott Lang is released from his
long prison sentence and goes back to living with his buddy Luis. He’s pretty bummed about his wife having
a new husband and his daughter having a new father, so he goes back to his life of burglary. Thanks to a tip from Luis, he breaks into
Hank Pym’s mansion only to find the Ant-Man suit, which of course he doesn’t realize
is capable of doing all of those superpower things. Hank, who sees Scott break in, lets him take
the suit, as he sees potential in him as someone who could help him stop Cross. Scott tries on the suit and is terrified after
a near death experience when he accidentally shrinks down. He tries to return the suit the Hank’s mansion
but is caught by the police. Hank breaks him out of jail and tells him
all about Cross and the Ant-Man stuff and recruits him to help against Cross. Hope, who is also not very happy about Cross
making the Yellowjacket, turns to her father’s side to help against her boss, although at
first she isn’t very happy about Scott being there. But don’t worry, they’ll end up making
out at the end of the film. Scott is then trained by Hank and Hope and
he eventually learns how to properly operate the Ant-Man suit and how to communicate with
ants. At one point during his training he accidentally
crashes at that new Avengers base. Fortunately only Falcon is there keeping watch. Scott has a brief fight with Sam and manages
to escape. After a bit more training, Hank sends Scott
into Pym Tech to steal the Yellowjacket suit but Cross is waiting for him. Cross shoots Hank in the shoulder (don’t
worry, he survives), gets in a helicopter, and puts on the Yellowjacket suit. Scott chases him and they have a teeny tiny
fight on the helicopter, eventually ending up at Scott’s wife and daughter’s house. Don’t ask. They battle for a bit until Cross is about
to kill Scott’s daughter. Scott manages to kill Cross but in the process
is forced to go subatomic, just like Hank’s wife. He keeps shrinking for a long time through
the depths of the quantum realm until he figures out a way to escape, the science of which
I won’t delve into here. Scott is prepared to continue his normal life
but Luis lets him know that he’s gotten info that the Avengers want to recruit him
on the suggestion of Falcon. We don’t see it but Scott probably says
yes. After all of these adventures, Hank shows
Hope a new Wasp suit he’s designed for her, as he wants her to take on her mother’s
mantle. Her mother who died wearing it, not a great
idea Hank. So now in some unknown location, Falcon has
finally located Bucky after much searching and he has momentarily immobilized him. He and Cap have him in place, and they debate
whether they should call Tony. Cap doesn’t want to cuz he doesn’t trust
him. Falcon then suggests they call Ant-Man. And then cut to black. So now back to space briefly. At this point, Thanos is pretty mad about
all of his friends and servants not being able to get him his Infinity Stones, so he
goes off and gets a hold of the Infinity Gauntlet and decides, “Fine “I’ll do it myself.” So, there you go. The Marvel Cinematic Universe in chronological
order updated edition. Finally here after a lot of blood, sweat,
and tears. Odds are I messed up one or two dates or I
messed up someone’s name or I missed something out. But this universe is just gargantuan. It’s hard to keep track of everything, so
forgive me if I forgot something. And this whole interconnected universe is
one of the coolest stories in all of cinema, how every movie links up with the last. Anyway, I’ll save that for some other video. Be sure hit the like button, check out my
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