>> Stephen: THANKS, EVERYBODY!
WELCOME BACK! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, I FIRST
GUESSED TONIGHT AS AN ACTOR, PRODUCER AND ENTREPRENEUR YOU
KNOW FROM "THE DEPARTED," "THE FIGHTER," AND "PATRIOTS' DAY."
HE NOW STARS IN "OUR FOR THE KING."
PLEASE WELCOME BACK TO "THE LATE SHOW" MARK WAHLBERG.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] ♪ ♪
>> THANK YOU FOR THAT BLESSING. >> Stephen: YOU ARE MOST
WELCOME, MOST WELCOME. I SAW YOU ARE REPRESENTING WITH
THE ASHES. >> YES, ASH WEDNESDAY TODAY.
I DON'T KNOW JUST BEING HERE, I KNOW YOU ARE A CATHOLIC, I'M
FEELING REALLY CLOSE TO GOD RIGHT NOW BEING HERE WITH YOU.
>> Stephen: WOW. >> AND THEN I JUST LOOKED UP IN
THE RAFTERS AND THERE'S JONATHAN, WHO PLAYED JESUS ON
"THE CHOSEN." SPILT I RECOGNIZE BOTH OF YOU
FROM -- IT'S CALLED HELLO? BECAUSE THE REASON I ASK IS
THAT'S WHAT IT'S CALLED BUT LITERALLY THE SYMBOL IS A HALO,
WHICH IS SPELLED THE SAME WAY, YOU UNDERSTAND YOU ARE SENDING A
MIXED MESSAGE. >> WE WANT TO CONFUSE YOU AS
MUCH AS POSSIBLE. THE MESSAGES ULTIMATELY WE ARE
GETTING PEOPLE TO COME TOGETHER AND PRAY.
>> Stephen: ARE YOU PRAYED UP? >> ABSOLUTELY.
ALWAYS. >> Stephen: HOW DO I CHECK MY
PRIOR LEVELS? IS THERE A METER OR A DIPSTICK?
YOU'RE LIKE HALF A HAIL MARY LOW.
>> YOUR LOVELY WIFE WILL TELL YOU WHEN YOU'RE NOT PRAYED UP
ENOUGH. THAT'S WHAT MY WIFE DOES,
ABSOLUTELY. >> Stephen: OKAY.
YOU ARE FROM BOSTON, THAT'S NOT A SECRET.
YOU ARE FROM BOSTON. WHY ARE YOU IN THAT
DUNKIN' DONUTS COMMERCIAL WITH BEN AFFLECK AND MATT DAMON AND
TOM BRADY? WHAT DID YOU DO?
WHY ARE YOU NOT NOT COMMERCIAL? >> YOU KNOW, I WAS WONDERING THE
SAME THING. I HAVE NO IDEA.
I'M FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS I THINK.
I'M TRYING TO WORK MY WAY INTO GOOD GRACES BUT VERY, VERY
FUNNY. YOU KNOW, I THINK HOPEFULLY THEY
WILL GIVE ME THE CALL ONE OF THESE DAYS.
I'M STILL WAITING PATIENTLY. >> Stephen: SINCE THE LAST
TIME WE SAW EACH OTHER YOU'VE MOVED TO VEGAS.
DID YOU GO TO THE SUPER BOWL? >> I WENT TO THE FIRST HALF, I
WANTED TO BE HOME BY THE HALFTIME SHOW.
THE ONE SECOND HALF WAS PRETTY EXCITING.
>> IS BETTER THAN THE FIRST HALF.
>> Stephen: WHY DID YOU LEAVE AT HALFTIME?
REVIEW INTIMIDATED BY USHERS ABS?
[LAUGHTER] >> I DIDN'T KNOW IF HE WAS GOING
TO COME OUT WITH THE ABS ARE JUST DOING THE HIP THRUST, HAD
NO IDEA WHAT HE WAS GOING TO DO BUT I ACTUALLY -- I WANT TO DO
SOME STUFF TO PROMOTE THE MOVIE AND THEN I PROMISED MY WIFE I
WOULD BE HOME. I TOOK MY SON AND I WAS A LITTLE
WORRIED BECAUSE MY SON, THE LAST TIME WE WENT TO A SUPER BOWL IT
WAS THE PATRIOTS VERSUS THE FALCONS AND PEOPLE ALWAYS WONDER
WHY I LEFT AT HALFTIME, BUT HE WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD AND HE WAS
SCREAMING AND CURSING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS BECAUSE THEY WERE
DOWN 28-3 AND WE WERE EMBARRASSED, SO I DIDN'T KNOW
WHAT HE WAS GOING TO DO IT THE GAME AND I WAS ABLE TO --
LITERALLY, 15 MINUTES AWAY FROM THE STADIUM, WATCH A LITTLE
FOOTBALL, I HAD NO STRESS. YOU KNOW, I DIDN'T CARE WHO WON.
A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT KANSAS CITY STEALING THE
PATRIOTS SHINE AND WINNING TOO MANY SUPER BOWL'S BUT OTHER THAN
THAT I REALLY JUST ENJOYED THE GAME AND WATCHED THE HALFTIME
SHOW. >> Stephen: SO SINCE YOUR
PASSWORD IN THEIR GOTTEN TO ENJOY A LITTLE MORE?
>> I'VE GOTTEN SO MUCH TROUBLE WHEN THE PATRIOTS LOST TO THE
GIANTS,MY WIFE WANTED TO KNOW IF THEY WERE GOING TO PLAY IN
THE PLAYOFFS SHE WOULD LEAVE FOR THE WEEKEND TO GO TO A HEALTHY
BECAUSE I WAS CURSING, YELLING, KICKING PEOPLE OUT OF THE HOUSE.
OF COURSE, IF THEY WON, IT WAS A PARTY AND CELEBRATION.
BUT I WAS A LITTLE TOO INVESTED IN THE PATRIOTS AND THEIR
SUCCESS. >> Stephen: I HAVE A MILD BONE
TO PICK WITH YOU AS A MAN -- >> PICK IT.
>> Stephen: IT YOU ARE 53? >> 52, SLOW DOWN!
>> Stephen: I AM STILL 59 FOR ANOTHER TWO MONTHS AND AS A
FELLOW MAN IN HIS 50s I'VE GOT A BONE TO PICK WITH YOU -- STOP
IT. STOP THIS.
OKAY THAT'S WHAT -- WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO LET YOURSELF GO?
>> THAT'S ALL CGI, THAT'S ALL A AI.
>> Stephen: SO YOUR ABS ARE BEING PLAYED BY ANDY SERKIS IN A
GRAY SUIT? >> EXACTLY.
MY DAUGHTER DOES THOSE FOR ME. >> Stephen: SPEAKING OF YOUR
DAUGHTER, YOU ARE A GREAT ENTREPRENEUR, YOU'VE GOT A LOT
OF THINGS -- YOU GOT THE WAHLBERGERS, YOU'VE GOT THE
OUTCOME OF THE MUNICIPAL CLOTHING LINE, AND WE'VE GOT
SOME FANTASTIC FOOTAGE HERE THAT YOU SENT US OF YOUR DAUGHTER
DOING AN IMPRESSION OF YOU. >> MUNICIPAL FROM HEAD TO TOE,
THE NEW MUNICIPAL SHOES, SHORTS, AND A SUPPORT 45, THE
SWEATSHIRT, HAT AND PERFORMANCE INSPIRED.
PERFORMANCE INSPIRED, INSPIRED STAY PRAYED UP, FIGURE PROTEIN
SHAKES. WHAT TIME IS IT?
AT 8:00 A.M., I'VE GOT TO GO TO BED.
[CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] >> Stephen: THAT'S NICE.
THAT'S A GOOD RELATIONSHIP. IS THAT A ONE-OFF OR DOES DOES
SHE DO THAT A LOT? >> THAT'S A DAILY OCCURRENCE
BETWEEN HER, MY OTHER SON -- MY TWO SONS, AND MY OLDEST
DAUGHTER, ALL THEY DO IS MAKE FUN OF ME AND MY EX END.
>> Stephen: HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU HAVE NOW?
>> SGOT FOUR. >> Stephen: HOW OLD IS THE
OLDEST? >> SHE'S 20, SHE'S AT CLEMSON.
>> GO TIGERS! >> NICE.
THAT'S ALL THEY DO IS PARTY THERE.
>> Stephen: I'M FROM SOUTH CAROLINA, I'M AWARE OF
WHAT HAPPENS AT CLEMSON. >> I HAD AN AMAZING TIME WHEN I
WENT TO VISIT FOR FAMILY WE CAN. REALLY WISH I HAD SOME COLLEGE
LIFE. >> Stephen: WHEN THEY STARTED
DATING WITH THAT DIFFICULT FOR YOU?
>> IT WAS THE WORST. >> Stephen: OR YOU OKAY OR
YOUR WIFE? >> NOW THAT MY ABOUT TO BE
18-YEAR-OLD AT HIS GIRLFRIEND AND THEY WERE CUDDLING UP ON THE
COUCH, MY WIFE DIDN'T LIKE THAT AT ALL.
SHE HAD NO PROBLEM WITH THE BOYFRIENDS COMING, MY OLDEST
DAUGHTER, AND MY SON HAS A LOVELY, LOVELY GIRLFRIEND, WE
ALREADY CONSIDER PART OF THE FAMILY BUT SHE GOES UPSTAIRS,
THE DOOR SHUT AND MY WIFE IS GO OPEN THE DOOR, GO IN THERE.
IT'S NOT MY PLACE AND NOTHING IS HAPPENING.
SHE'S LIKE OH, REALLY, WHAT WERE YOU DOING AT 17, ALMOST 18 GRADE
AND I SAID WAITING FOR YOU. WAITING TO MEET YOU.
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A QUICK BREAK BUT WE WILL BE RIGHT
BACK WITH MORE MARK WAHLBERG, EVERYBODY.
STICK AROUND.
