Mark Lowry Keeping up with the fashions | Comedy

[Applause] that's great hyperbole i learned cellar i've learned new words with you hyperbole well in 13 years i've learned one good word [Applause] what where is mark i i there's there's a c where is mark [Applause] [Music] [Applause] what are you doing i'm keeping up with the fashions bill unlike some people on this stage this is all the rage in new orleans you know everybody is wearing it and i want me to pick you up one hairpiece like this oh i'm just gonna stick with the hair i've got mark that's the problem it ain't sticking anymore bill mark you don't even know why everybody in new orleans is wearing that harriet you you don't you don't have a clue of course i do no you don't try me okay why is everybody in new orleans wearing one of those ricky williams okay you've been coached but you don't even know you don't even know who ricky is do you he plays for the new orleans saints just ask me anything what position does he play smarty shortstop if you think you know so much about football let me give you some quizzes all right go ahead quiz me quiz me what is let's say what is sacking the quarterback paper plastic [Applause] i'm killing them tonight okay okay mark listen no no no but okay what ask me anything okay i get it i get it i i love having all that i i now know how you feeling come on [Applause] [Music] [Applause] what's a quarterback sneak oh oh i know that one but it's best if i show you it's when the quarterback does this a lot like gloria when she gets her shopping money after you've gone to sleep something like that is that a quarterback snake okay you know it's obvious you don't really know anything about football i mean in fact you don't know anything about sports period okay mr espn i i'll tell you this i know what a hail mary pass is hail mary pass y'all know what that is prepare to be impressed oh balding one it's when they kick that ball in the last ditch effort to score a basket that's what it is is that your final answer i know i know what a two-minute warning is too okay what's a two-minute warranty it's what i never got from mama when she'd had enough i wish god would have built a little red light on the back of her head give me a two minute warning and flash and you make a lot of tracks in two minutes all i can say mark is john madden's job is safe as long as you're around the comedy who's john madden is he a baritone that's my point exactly mark okay so i don't know a lot about football but i do know cool hair when i see it no ricky's got cool hair don't he yeah and in fact i'm thinking about starting my own group my own quartet and this is gonna be our style that's gonna be your style in fact i'm gonna be the baritone and i've already signed up the greatest lead singer of all lead singers and he's agreed come on out lead singer welcome my new lead singer [Applause] you

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Keywords: Mark Lowry, Bill Gaither, Comedy

Id: 801JOulyniM

Length: 4min 46sec (286 seconds)

Published: Fri Sep 17 2021