Mark Lowry - Dogs Go To Heaven (Comedy/Live)

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<font color="#FFFFFF"><i>Now let us pause for a profound</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>and poignant theological exposition</i></font> <font color="#FFFFFF"><i>presented by Mark Lowry.</i></font> - Hey! Are you all having a good time at the Dove Awards tonight? [cheers and applause] Are you ready for some good news? - Yes! - Dogs go to heaven. It's in the Bible. Psalm 36:6. Read it when you get home. Dogs go to heaven. Any dog lovers here? - Whoo! - We should have known. He's coming back on a white horse. There are animals there. "The lion will lay down with the lamb." There are animals there. Now, cats go to hell, but I can't help that. I can't help it. I didn't write the Bible. No, I think all animals go to heaven. I really do. Read the scripture, Psalm 36:6. I think every chicken you ever ate's gonna be waiting on you. And really, I think cats and dogs'll all be there, you know? You can't go through eternity without Fluffy. I just think there are different denominations. I think, I think dogs are Pentecostal. You know, their tongue's always out. They're wagging. They're happy to be there. Shaking their tail. It's a fun group of people, and they're happy to see you. [laughter] I was raised a Baptist. We weren't happy about much. I was raised Independent, fundamental, Bible-believing, Bible-banging, foot-stomping, soul-winning, door-knocking, pew-jumping, devil-chasing, sin-hating, King-James-Version-only Baptist. [laughter] And I'm happy about it. Our preachers weren't always right, but they were never in doubt. And all of them are fat. We're not allowed--I mean, you never heard one of our preachers preach on gluttony. No, sir. We want to give the Lord a challenge in the rapture. But I'm telling you, your dog'll be there. I mean, when you step on your dog's foot, what does it do? It yelps, and it breaks your heart. And you get down there and say, "Fluffy, I'm so sorry." And what is she doing? She's licking your foot. That's a Christian. Try that with your wife. I can prove to you. I'll prove to you. Who's got a wife and a dog? Anybody here got a wife and a dog? I'm telling you, Jason, your wife loves you. Your dog loves you more than your wife. Your dog loves you more than your wife. I can prove it. Take your wife and your dog home tonight. Put them in the trunk of your car. Come back in one hour. Open that trunk, and see who's glad to see you. [laughter] It won't be the little woman. It'll be the Christian. [laughter] Well, they told me to kill 90 seconds. Was that 90 seconds? Any Presbyterians here? Where are the Presbyterians? Oh, the Calvinists in the cheap seats up there, I hear you. [laughter] Any Pentecostals? There's got to be some Pentecostals here. [cheers and applause] Yes! Any Baptists? Any of my people here? Oh, I thought I sensed a self-righteous spirit, I know you. Any Catholics? Oh, God bless you. Thank you. Thank you. Tell Mary I said, "Hey." [laughter] I'm Baptist. We're not allowed to talk to her. [laughter] But tell her I said thanks for that song. [laughter] God bless you. [cheers and applause]
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Channel: GaitherVEVO
Views: 569,579
Rating: 4.8990884 out of 5
Keywords: Mark, Lowry, Dogs, Go, To, Heaven, Gaither, Music, Group, (HSE), Comedy, Mark Lowry, Bill Gaither, Gaither Vocal Band, Dogs Go To Heaven (Comedy/Live), Mark Lowry: Dogs Go To Heaven, Gloria Gaither, Gaither Vevo, Christian, Gospel, Gaither Gospel, Gaither Music, Mark Lowry Dogs Go To Heaven, Mark Lowry Vevo
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Length: 4min 5sec (245 seconds)
Published: Fri May 20 2016
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