MARK DOORMAN

[Music] all right enjoy those sight seeds yeah what would new york do without a [Music] doorman hey mark norman here and today i'm mark doorman sorry door person we're gonna open some doors for you folks whether you need it opened or not i'm here to help and maybe we'll make some tips we break even we'll cover the uniform i'm gay busy day come on in folks i got the door for you yeah get in there happy holidays come on there you go good to see you hey it's on me all right [Music] let me get that for you sir oh there you go all right have a good one go mets coming in ma'am it's a beautiful dog black dogs matter oh here you go hey black and white interracial good pajamas what a happy careful one guy in there is trying to steal dogs two doors very tricky [Music] enjoy those croutons opening move i got you buddy i used to work for the royal family that meghan markle she's a real liar [Music] i've been working the dog park sweet green joe's pizza i was practicing but hey those are doors too how long have you been about two hours ah yes i'm down thank you sir i got a job just taking a lunch break [Music] you guys are holding little yay white dragon damn yam these kids today are a bunch of cliffs up back to work [Music] it's a brutal gig huh me and you were one of the same huge penis sometimes i my pants too all right you're off the wagon i get it [Music] anything sir sex swing i got you oh no all right come one come on come on my back hey what do you think fellas double-sided dildo right here with your name on it ma'am anything butt plug dildo lingerie i can't get it up sir lingerie you look like a happy couple but you could be happier how about an anal bead all right keep the kids away from here nothing for you guys everybody in this town is a prude hey pai's on good i'm dying these shoes are killing me what's that i changed my shoes three times a day come on three three queues three coffee three women i don't know about that all right all right it's a lot to please yeah i can't find the g spot you guys can't keep it moving on a little uh you know amphetamine come on it's a long day how do you like working for these jews uh mazel tov no wait praise allah no wait hold on uh may the lord be with you [Music] and also with you i'm blessed hey have fun out there stay away from those kids oh i got you hey you are sir enjoy the day can i try a kick flip all right here we go still got it baby almost showtime get in there crazy kids well i did a set the other night they said don't quit your day job so here i am whoa it's about that time to clock out of this job and go back to my real job let's do some comedy my uh long time dream as a doorman to be a comedian so this is my first time trying comedy i wrote a couple jokes while staying on the sidewalk all day we'll see what's what these uh automatic doors been putting me out of business you know i'll give you start on revolving anybody here get the vaccine i actually saw a couple of guys uh giving themselves the vaccine under an overpass in queens so well i guess it's back to opening doors for me you guys have been great thanks a lot i'm kevin hart or i'm mark dorman thank you oh just being nice yeah you got it

Channel: mark normand

Views: 374,019

Keywords: mark normand, comedy, stand up, stand up comedy

Id: cq6L8pTvw_Y

Length: 5min 33sec (333 seconds)

Published: Fri Apr 02 2021