Mark Darcy being done for 3 minutes straight

maybe this was the mysterious mr right i'd been waiting my whole life to meet [ __ ] mother i do not need a blind date particularly not with some verbally incontinent spinster who smokes like a chimney drinks like a fish and dresses like a mother they ask you how you are you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine ah natasha this is bridget jones bridget this is natasha natasha is a top attorney and specializes in family law bridgette works in publishing and used to play naked in my paddling pool there was a young woman from ealing who had a peculiar feeling she lay on her back and opened her crack and fist all over the ceiling what a shame you couldn't bring your boyfriend bridget what's his name david darren daniel cleaver oh is your friend of yours mark absolutely not i hope he's good enough for our little bridget i think i can say with total confidence absolutely not london at a party last night so i'm afraid i'm a bit hungover or she could be lying with my head in the toilet that i call normal people [Laughter] new year's resolution drink less oh and quit smoking negative embassy please i'm sorry i'm not quite fit good afternoon lord have mercy i'm about to bust hey wait a minute he's back all right clever outside i'm sorry outside uh should i bring my dueling pistols or my sword i'ma get the [ __ ] up out of here you know thank you you give the impression of being all moral and noble and normal and helpful in the kitchen but you're just as bad as the rest of them well i can see that i've been laboring under a misapprehension very very foolish mistake forgive me [Music] one hour later one moment thank you for inviting me i didn't it must have been my parents okay still going out without publishing charlie uh no no no i'm terrible you once said that you like me just as i am and i just wanted to say likewise i mean you are stupid things your mom buys tonight's another classic you're haughty and you always say the wrong thing in every situation i seriously believe that you should rethink the length of your sideburns [Music] right

Channel: Kill me softly

Views: 66,815

Rating: 4.9317298 out of 5

Keywords: bridgetjones, reneezellweger, markdarcy, colinfirth, hughgrant, fanvidfeed

Id: mqPV1ZisYW4

Length: 3min 9sec (189 seconds)

Published: Mon Aug 17 2020