Mark Cooks Blindfolded While Ethan Guides Him Through FaceTime

oh boy am i hungry yeah are you scrumptious our skirt hmm are you hungry for a scrumptious meal yeah I sure AM oh boy can't wait zip zap zop that's improv for you that's improv okay so I've got this genius idea I am one with the force I don't know if this was your idea but we'll roll with it wait was this Hatter this was my idea but it's okay boys no no this was this was my idea because this wouldn't be the first time that you would have been like hey I've got an idea and it was an idea that we told you about weeks prior okay sure it's my idea you know we're mark I wish you knew how to cook anything I don't that's the thing I don't but thankfully we live in the matrix and I can download a skill into my brain with the guidance of a guardian angel yeah you can do anything you're that guy in the chair that's looking at the green on the screen that's how you are you me are you just gaff taping your phone to your head yeah what else would I do okay I just couldn't imagine the ways that this is going wrong no you're good still debian yep welcome to my genius idea whereby you are now in control of my body this is like ratatouille I'm pulling your hair pull my hair pull my hair Ethan pull it yeah yeah yeah I feel you pulled my hair we we need to stop if you want but that's not our safe word okay what hey boys so today marks gonna cook a scrumptious meal but he's he's had his memory wiped he can't remember how to cook anything I can't oh and I'm blind that's right and he's blind now so I will be his eyes his ears his thoughts and I will teach mark how to cook a scrumptious meal okay we're gonna we didn't mention what meal we're gonna teach you're not just gonna go willy-nilly yeah I can't what are we what am i teaching you how to do we're making an omelet baby oh I've never made it home it's excellent mr. Fulton baby cheese if you feel spicy I can you know I'll figure it out it's okay you don't need to make it I'm making it whoa I'm turning around first off you need to do some prep work have you washed your hands you should wash your hands so turn to your right my hands walk forward all right another step another step all right a little bit to your left how down a little bit because I can't see anything yes now feel your way around I'm sure you can figure out where the soap in the water is I got that salt baby got the soap baby that's my technique it's good good it's good washing technique he's very good don't forget to wash the the tops of your thumbs oh I got it don't worry Dorrit it all down surgical precision you've got it dry those off well oh that's a lot of Tootsie's - all right don't look at my feet pervert no they're my feet now very carefully mark very carefully scooch a little bit to your right now take your right hand please okay I can't see now because okay oh oh so we need eggs what do you want in your omelet are what eggs okay yup go to your left there's the fridge baby things are not like they are open up that bad boy all right I need you to just look look around for a sec because I don't know where they okay yes mark with your right hand yes just go forward just go forward Wow perfect put those on the counter okay I'm getting a spatial my spatial awareness is kicking in what else do you want your omelet you want cheese cheese please all right now walk towards the fridge you're dead on the fridge right now so just walk forward yep a little bit to your right there's the fridge other wonderful I'm not sure about the whereabouts of your cheese I know where it is you got it breaking up you're gathering ingredients too fast the memes the mainframe camera hi guys it's my setup I have eggs and cheese eggs and cheese what else do you want you want some spices in there right you know I don't actually know know where you keep those well I'll look around you find it for me all right take your right hand place it out in front of you all right a little to your right oh that's paperweight what you were on is okay wait stop stop stop wait go back to where you just work okay take your right hand place it out in front of you a little to your right okay now forward and that's the salt yep all right now why don't you put those back where the the eggs and the cheese are on that table back there yep a little you're right perfect all right so now mark we need to get two things we need to get a fork and we need to get a bowl okay okay take your right hand place that in front of you and now lower it and now make your palm go up supine yes now walk forward all right you're about to hit the cabinet good okay wonderful all right Oh careful careful careful your left hand look like that no mark that's a knife okay but yep there you go left hand is on a fork okay close the door and never go back all right now place that on the counter God he's gonna kill himself all right now go to your right all right a little bit more a little bit more okay now look up all right a little lower yes open that cabinet I actually don't know on to the left right maybe don't open things so okay careful now careful careful careful hi guys you're good you're good you got a bowl all right well maybe don't slam those next time but you know it's your house your rules yeah my house shut up I got it where's my knife you don't need your knife yet where's my knife baby cut these eggs mark I want you to listen to me is there anything else that you want in your omelet Oh onions onions okay put that knife fork down okay turn around all right now walk forward keep going now go to your left just shuffle to your left one more take your left hand put it out in front of you go forward and you will be on an onion there you got it okay now go back to your station okay now mark yeah you're going to take your left hand Ethan I'm so hungry I know we're gonna get food so it's all hungry man okay take your left hand and now slowly drop it down and you'll be on the ball I'm on the ball looks okay now take the ball and put it on the cutting board slightly to your right now take your left hand and go a bit to your left and slowly go down face the camera down a little bit I can't see okay now that those are the eggs egg all right crack that egg mark a little harder maybe oh okay yeah good great all right how many eggs you want well Larry please okay so yeah oh yeah I got em in the trash can oh okay yep where are you are you hiding I can't oh there it is all right now how about okay yes because it you drop good all right now shuffle tear yep aha okay take take two eggs two eggs you got it yes now crack one at a time into the bowl or both at a time can you crack an egg with one hand you better believe I can all right that was actually really good I didn't think that you could think that you were bluffing take your right hand place it out in front of you a little to your left there you go now find the bowl right there okay now just whisk around try and try and find a way around that bowl a little bit more there you go BAM okay to your left okay there's a salt so what I want you to do is I want you to pour a little bit of salt into your hand into your hand into your hand into the palm of your hand excellent now take a pinch of salt ah that was like okay no idea if that's going over the it was good okay now take your right hand put it out in front of you hi guys fine it's fine it's fine no no okay take your hand put it up more well oh that's the edge of the knife okay now very it Ami's in front of you so please don't stab her okay okay please oh my god oh my god okay now hold the knife properly please nope take the knife almost yet but wrap yours yep almost no i'ma hold like this try got it okay you're not on the cutting board where about your left your left there you go that's the cutting board please be careful do not just slam it down oh my god you're gonna cut your [ __ ] hand off No okay it's vice- mine am I at the edge yeah oh yeah good yeah bring it to the left a tiny bit just a smidge there I gotta go just there you go now flip the onion over to the exact opposite side now do the same thing do a high yeah I know not a hi-yah hi-yah hi-yah okay now you're gonna take the knife I got oh my god stop I got it take take the knife and put it down put it down putting it down okay now get the other half of the onion and just put that in front of you because you're not gonna just use the other smaller half of the onion okay okay now mark mm-hmm gonna take your left hand mm-hmm and you're gonna make sort of like a little claw okay yep now you're gonna take that claw and you're gonna put it on the onion nope so you want to dig your nails sort of into the onion yep make your hand a little claw the cameras frozen I got it you there Ethan it's completely frozen I can hear you it's and I can't hear you you can't hear me he's still there hello for connection just go for it can you hear me now uh hello I got a then I can't hear you but I feel you in my heart hello hello hi hi can you hear me I can hear you yes I got through that part I can't see much I got it all I've got the onions okay all right I need the nonstick skillet oh did you cut the onions yeah I did it without you look I it was a test nah I passed help me I don't know how olive oil what is it wine oh wait take your left hand take your left hand put it in front of you slowly down that is olive oil got it okay now unscrew the top okay now find the pan yep all right that's good yeah got it perfect I'm not sure which burners which the burner not kind of on the other burner is kind of on so just take yep twist it yep there you go I got him all right now you need a utensil okay up up up Oh God yeah haha my eggs okay now careful because now you have a hot pan involved what is the fridge where am i okay Who am I okay to your right mark oh my god got it this is a bad idea this is a bang am I about to pour in yes pour it good we should have gotten a spatula first but whatever it's fine big baby let's sit there sharp in here haha I've got it here it is yeah careful there's a knife over there on your hands Oh nuns yes now turn around good oh yeah bring the spatula up okay now shuffle to your right slowly where is it now yeah dump that felt like the floor no you're fine now you're gonna let that sit don't don't shake it we're married omelette don't shake it what are you doing you let it sit let it sit yes I do never been an amiable war I know but I'm not an idiot I know what an omelette is don't shake it the grater haha no but grater I don't know where that would be I know I got it you don't think I know my kitchen do you go to your right idiot uh there's the cheese there's the cheese new season you said there where uh right in front of this is it oh yeah yeah no hungry okay turn around turn around why because we're gonna put the cheese on you're so smart light into the be okay okay right in front of you there it is out uh okay yeah and just grate it into there [Music] I would go slower just for the sake of your own hands but do what you wish look down a little bit more I can see yeah how much cheese you want I like it cheesy all right so for as long as you feel you should I stop turn around ready cheese left over yeah for me okay now go back to the thing wait go turn around turn around turn around you're right there's onion on the boar can you hear me oh yeah what's up turn around why you need to get your spatula oh is it over there yes okay put your hand out in front of you the left hand just left left yeah okay it's under it's under the cheese grater her hair is on out doing on floor okay yep it's under then she's great yeah your right hand was on the cheese grater I'm not know where the cheese grater is I just said your right hand was on this is cheese not a grater okay take your left end put it out in front of you you're not listening they're my instructions I got it now stove yes look the heat at love turn that up [Applause] I know what I'm doing I'm flipping an omelet that's what I'm doing it fine I'm through the omelet yeah you are yeah yeah no no leave it leave it leave it leave it leave it now you're just gonna play the waiting game mark are you excited about the mother I don't create a waiting game very well Amy what do you think about is cooking so far was it wrong you put a very large chunk of wrong and all you did then Ruth here this is this it that's hot why did you just reach into the pot you idiot what are you doing no problem alright so you gotta cook it for a little longer maybe no it's fine lower heat is better with my spatula Howie you just got him weight into your left left a little bit there you go careful it was in the fire haha surprised you're not Ben yeah it would be your fault if I was dead you're in control of me okay but you have to wait for the egg is don't mess with it just love it's a higher heat then what know looking works get in it get hot you get out it get hot you cook that's how but sometimes you just have to wait for it to cool and I never made more heat it needs a number amount of heat you put that amount of heat in it done sure yeah okay now turn the stove off just turn it off I'm just go over here oh my god look I know there's kind of a there yeah okay now you could either just dump the pan or you could scrape it out darn good now will not put that in there putting this thing so that make it into the sink that's all right I think now I get to look and enjoy my meal right I think so yeah okay cool you did pretty good ah hey pretty good Wow hey that's not bad what's the others bad boy is it yeah I know it's pretty big chunks of onion how is it what's not bad yeah how did I not cut myself I don't know so how how does it taste how could it be better is it a little overcooked is the undercooked cuz it use better seasoning oh it's definitely overcooked yeah there's too much heat hmm how much should have controlled that a little better yeah yeah a little bland - not enough salt yeah not enough salt yeah too peppery no no all right I can barely pay for cheese you can you really shut job is a terrible audience washer how's the onion part of it Oh delicious know about you well there you go guys don't do this at home please please don't do this cook yourself an omelette sure don't blindfold yourself this is a bat it could have gone wrong in many different times

Channel: Unus Annus

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Length: 21min 55sec (1315 seconds)

Published: Fri May 22 2020

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