We Tried a Labor Pain Simulator

so my water I don't feel it you got knocked up ah you bet I did you had a rough night you refused wearing a condom you were wearing a condom no one was wearing a condom and look at you now this how the video it wasn't it wasn't you know you say I had a rough night it was a lovely night you know we weren't [ __ ] we were making love there's a difference we who's we in the carrier of the seed who is that you know I'll leave it up to interpretation it's an M pregnancy I don't like the noise in this room ah what if we do this hold on oh yeah gotta put it in the corner for a base trap have you ever given birth no have you ever given birth yeah yeah when when did you have a baby why wasn't I invited to do the showers I said [ __ ] hate you that makes me upset all right Adam a baby Zoe's alive every part of that was alive except for YB mmm how did you get your baby all right okay so one a man love each other very much all right today we are trying to simulate the miracle of childbirth yeah we will never know we will never know the true pain and experience that is childbirth but even though we never know we have the technology to try to try to try and simulate it we don't have to finish each other sentences I know but I have thoughts and I want to finish them it'll go ahead alright so if it wasn't clear all right this is a scientific process by which a man can experience the positive labor but you know it's hard to tell if it's actually going to be if it's actually going to be true to the experience so what this job my first contraction it's a series of electrodes that'll send electrical signals into our body causing muscles to contract and we're gonna place them in pretty susceptible places so that we will get the analogous experience of childbirth I'm gonna do at the same time because we have enough oh [Music] now the question is where are we putting these so this is a muscle stimulator the gooc the scooch all right yeah the gutes this scooch ball sack and then what if I said no what the TomTom man come on you gotta get one of those no it's the balls that I'm really afraid I'm gonna put it on the balls nothing can contract on the balls just said the ball sack we definitely need to get here we go top of the scooch probably somewhere close to the Gooch back we can't we only have four one two three four oh not on each side yeah hold on a second hold on back it up back it up back it up back it up back up I have a lot of experience with this with this particular thing Evan asparagus yeah yeah Mason pee fast money we're gonna start off on the lowest intensity right yeah it's on the lowest intensity I think that's what this is here I don't think it's working [Laughter] no you feel oh it's on a only oh oh I can do it on both sides I have to do contraction number one we're gonna go 30 seconds on level one okay - okay oh I'm good you gotta let gravity do its business you see what you got interaction number two is a gearing up [Music] [Laughter] [Laughter] my mom just left this morning I call my mom my phone I'm home don't worry don't worry I'm fine I'm filming a video oh you got a friend in the car great okay I just had a question we're hooked up to a machine that simulates what labor is like so labor contractions how long do they last how long in between and how painful they get which if I recall correctly is about the width of a hand right okay we're gonna thank you okay sounds good all right thank you we're gonna finish this video all right okay bye mom I guess all right ready next good action we're going up two three okay contraction starting down like a stinging it feels like tiny needles that feel like tiny little knives in your butthole it's like a fellow cow someone was just linked to my bladder was looking for me like especially here like in my thighs yeah it felt like little like pinches what was that little five that was for the imagine doing this for hours 24 hours or more sometimes labor last longer and this isn't even even at level 10 we won't even be at a fraction of what real childbirth is no no way it's just it's like a nauseating pain maybe it's just so close to my balls [ __ ] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] [Applause] [Music] yeah [Music] [Laughter] [Applause] [Music] [Music] you know what this baby I don't want this baby won't do late for that maybe should've thought of that before either who did this to me where are you at all I don't know if I can take it I couldn't do that one this baby's gonna come out can't give up on this baby what if I give up on the baby you can't give up on the baby to see you die you die contractions coming mark I don't know if I can take it for you I put your two men a - yeah you were only added to am I still on [ __ ] I don't know if I can go again the professor knows it's instead of 30 yeah when we do this for hours and hours an hour I know there I don't know how they're incredible I'm mad asparagus right away I have no painters for three [Music] I couldn't breathe I look kind of stop breathing oh I stopped breathing turn it off his office now offer you labor isn't no joke most of us who have come into this world we had to be born everyone who is alive today was born which means someone went through a great deal of pain to bring you into this world my mom dealt with this for many years oh that's not that's not the takeaway that take all right yep okay sure holiday let me go through an incredibly like an insane amount of pain for hours and hours and hours and hours and hours don't give thanks and hey it's painless to subscribe and like this video that's alright cuz you know at some point there won't be another chance to do so [Music] [Applause] [Music]

Channel: Unus Annus

Views: 4,719,247

Rating: 4.9804177 out of 5

Keywords: unus annus, markiplier, crankgameplays, memento mori, child birth, labor, labor simulator, labor pain, labor pain simulator, child birth pain simulator, men give child birth, men try labor pain simulator, what does childbirth feel like, what does labor feel like, what does a baby feel like, pain simulator, muscle stim, muscle stimulator, using a muscle stimulator, muscle stimulator child birth

Id: qAqrG07rbgw

Length: 17min 29sec (1049 seconds)

Published: Fri Mar 20 2020

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