THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING TO
SEE US. THANK YOU FOR MAKING THE TRIP. YOU BOTH LIVE IN NEW YORK CITY
WHICH IS, OF COURSE, IT'S A VERY, VERY PUBLIC CITY. A PLACE WHERE EVERYBODY IS OUT
AND ABOUT. YOU'RE BOTH VERY FAMOUS. DO YOU GET LOTS OF HASSLE? DO FANS APPROACH YOU ON THE
STREETS? OR IS IT EASY TO STAY INCOGNITO. >> MARISHKA, THAT'S GOT TO BE
TOTALLY -- THAT'S A COMPLETE IMPOSSIBILITY. NEW YORK CLAIMS YOU AS THEIR
OWN. >> AW. THEY DID. THAT'S BEAUTIFUL. MOST OF NEW YORK -- EXCEPT FOR
THE TIME LAST WEEK WHEN I WAS COMING OUT OF THE GYM, I FORGOT
MY BAG, I WAS SUPER LATE, I WAS IN HEELS, AND I WAS MEETING MY
FRIEND FOR LUNCH. I THOUGHT THE RESTAURANT WAS A
BLOCK AWAY. MY FEET WERE HURTING SO BAD. I THOUGHT I CAN'T WALK THESE
FOUR BLOCKS TO THE RESTAURANT. I REALIZED I DIDN'T HAVE MY
PHONE. I WAS GOING TO CALL AN UBER. I HAD NO PURSE. NOTHING. FINALLY THE CABS WERE PASSING ME
BY. I WAS GOING LIKE THIS. AND THEY'RE LIKE THIS. THIS GUY ROLLS DOWN THE WINDOW. I HE SAID, CAN I HELP YOU? I SAID, HI, ANY WAY COULD YOU
GIVE ME A RIDE JUST THREE BLOCKS. I SAID I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY. I'M SORRY. I WAS GOING TO CALL AN UBER. HE GOES OK. I GO, THANK YOU SO MUCH. THIS IS SO NICE. I'M GOOD FOR THE MONEY. I'M GOING TO PAY YOU AND IF YOU
CAN GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER. AND HE GOES, IT'S NOT THAT BIG A
DEAL. AND I SAID, NO, NO, PLEASE, GIVE
ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER. I WANT TO PAY YOU. AND HE'S LIKE, LADY, IT'S FINE. I SAID, YOU KNOW, I'M ON TV. AND HE GOES, OK. TELL ME WHERE YOU WANT TO GO? I SAID, IT'S JUST DOWN A COUPLE
BLOCKS ON THE RIGHT. I SAID, PLEASE WILL YOU GIVE ME
YOUR ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBER. HE GOES, LADY, I'M MARRIED. EASY. AND I WAS --
[ LAUGHTER ] THIS IS SO -- AND HE'S GOING TO
CLAIM ME AS HIS OWN. I JUST WANT TO SAY -- HE TOLD
THIS CRAZY LADY TRIED TO GET IN THE CAR AND HIT ON ME. I WANT TO SAY TO AMIR FROM
EGYPT, THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME A RIDE. I SWEAR, I'M REALLY ON A TV
SHOW. IT'S BEEN ON FOREVER. HE'S LIKE, YOU ARE THE CRAZY
LADY. >> James: HONESTLY, CAN YOU GO
INCOGNITO IF YOU PULLED DOWN A HAT AND PUT ON A SCARF? BUT UNTIL YOU SPEAK, THE SECOND
ANYONE HEARS YOUR VOICE, IT'S LIKE, OH, IT COULDN'T BE ANYONE
ELSE. DO YOU FIND THAT? >> IF I WANT TO REMAIN
ANONYMOUS, I, YOU KNOW, I NEVER SAY A WORD. >> James: OH? REALLY? YOU GO COMPLETELY MUTE? >> I JUST DON'T TALK. THEN I CAN KIND OF FLY UNDER THE
RADAR. >> James: HAVE YOU THOUGHT OF
ANY KIND OF ACCENT? DO YOU HAVE AN ACCENT WHERE YOU
COULD BE LIKE, "OH, HELLO. HOW ARE YOU DOING?"
WOW, MRS. DOUBTFIRE IS HERE! >> I COULD DO THAT. >> James: WHEN YOU FIRST MOVED
TO NEW YORK, HOLLY, YOU SPENT A NIGHT SLEEPING IN THE PARK. >> RIGHT. >> James: WHICH SOUNDS VERY
DANGEROUS. WHAT HAPPENED? >> WELL, I MEAN, WHEN I FIRST
MOVED THERE, I WAS -- I HAD THIS ROOMMATE, UM, AND SHE WAS GOING
THROUGH EST. IT'S A MIND-CONTROL, CULTISH --
>> James: DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT IS? >> YEAH. YEAH. >> WHERE YOU COULDN'T SPEAK
UNTIL SPOKEN TO. YOU COULDN'T WEAR A WATCH WHILE
YOU WERE AT EST. YOU COULDN'T GO TO THE BATHROOM. ALL OF THESE WILD THINGS. MY ROOMMATE WAS DOING THIS
MIND-CONTROL KIND OF WORKSHOP. >> James: WE CALL THAT A CULT
BACK HOME. WE CALL IT -- IN THE VILLA,
WE'RE POLITE. THAT SOUNDS CULTISH. >> IT WAS A CULT. SHE JUST WENT, HOLLY, I NEED THE
SPACE. I NEED THE APARTMENT TO MYSELF. YOU CAN'T BE HERE. AND SO, YOU KNOW, SO I HAD TO
LEAVE. AND I DIDN'T HAVE ANYWHERE TO
GO, UM, BECAUSE I JUST MOVED TO NEW YORK. I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW ANYBODY, SO
I -- IT WAS 1980, AND I SPENT THE NIGHT IN RIVERSIDE PARK. >> James: I MEAN, YOUR
YEARS -- >> THAT'S A PITY. >> James: YOUR YEARS AS A
DETECTIVE, MARISHKA, WOULD THEY HELP YOU SPENDING A NIGHT IN THE
PARK? >> OH NO, I COULD DO IT. FIRST OF ALL, I HAVE ALL OF NYPD
TO PROTECT ME. IF I BROUGHT MY BADGE, I'D BE
GOLDEN. >> James: WOULD YOU? >> YEAH, I WOULD SCARE PEOPLE
AND DO OLIVIA BENSON. >> YOU'VE SEEN IT? JAMES GIVE IT TO US. YOU'RE IN THE PARK. A GUY COMES ALONG. YOU'RE FEELING SUSPICIOUS. WHAT DO DO YOU? WOW. >> CAN I HELP YOU? WHAT DID YOU SAY? I DIDN'T HEAR YOU. WANT TO STEP A LITTLE CLOSER,
PAL? >> James: I DIDN'T SAY
ANYTHING. >> THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT YOU
SAID. [ CHEERING AND APPLAUSE ]
SO, YOU KNOW -- JAMES, YOU KNOW WHAT THE TRUTH IS, I'M SUCH A
CHICKEN IN REAL LIFE. AND I'D BE LIKE, OH MY GOD, I'M
SO SORRY. ONE TIME --
>> James: YOU SAY THAT BUT I'M GOING TO DO THE REST OF THE SHOW
FROM OVER HERE. >> MARISHKA MADE THE HEELS LOOK
TOUGH. >> THANK YOU, HOLLY. I'M VERY PROUD OF IT.
