Mario Kart [Part One] - CallMeKevin (ft The Irish Lads)

[Music] [Applause] [Music] [ __ ] hell oh my god that's painful okay i'm lying will you shut up will you i'm live buzz you're live grand yeah it's like you you accepted the invite there oh i'm squad streaming no yeah but yeah yeah so like for squad streaming that's like you're sort of now just waiting on everyone else everyone on my track can hear you all already sure yeah because i i i think back at 3 o'clock in the day i've been playing animal crossing again i've had john in the background oh thanks do i need another invite now no no seriously dog how's it going with adam crossing um it's honest it's honestly so good uh like we were making like just a flower garden in my town and like a little bamboo garden they're gonna have like a little zen garden um yeah i spent like four hours doing that and we visit my friend's town which is called coolsville hey everyone sorry i've just muted them a second thanks for joining the stream uh we're just trying to fix everything get something set up and we're gonna play some mario kart i've never really played before so this should be rough but uh yeah we're just setting up a squad stream so just bear with me for a moment gavin yes oh sorry hello oh he muted himself yeah too much irish in one go that's okay do you see the invite at all has anything gone true i accepted your first one but i wasn't live at the time so now i've gone live i might need another might need another one yeah i'll just send you another one just to be safe i've not really played this game before so this is going to be interesting it's all right it's all a bunch of [ __ ] even if you're in first you won't stay there very long oh perfect so we'll get a blue shell and myrtia yeah yeah that's how it goes i haven't played in a while though yeah i'm a bit rusty on mario kart 2. all right the drink and driving cop wait do you have a drink at the moment for playing this yep oh no i did play this the only time i won was when i started drinking so that's my strategy i can't drink i have invisalign it won't let me oh did you get a video i did huh are you not allowed to drink if you have invisalign well you're allowed drink water but anything else can like stain it or get stuck in it and corrode your teeth how are you gonna survive you just take them out whenever you have to eat and drink and then put them back in after oh okay sorry right i was oh yeah concerned you're never allowed you just die but you have great teeth it's worth it all the teeth look great that's how they identify people by their dentures all the time they all had invisalign it hurts like a [ __ ] though oh god i mean i imagine it takes a bit of getting used to yeah because well i think it's different for everybody but i change them every week so every week for like three days your teeth are just being tortured oh god i can't wait to get them too you know you're really selling it to me right now ashford's grand you know just if you like a bit of pain ah it's not that bad it's just you're just more aware of your teeth in the first week and then after that it's it's easy yeah yeah that should be grand all right sure effectively can you send me that invite again for the squad stream i should be live now did you get your espresso did you i did dad i did dad please don't ever [ __ ] do that my little red cup all right send us an invite we'll get together um so we have to wait on the join screen yeah so i i've got the join screen uh hidden at the moment just so the stream can't see it yeah it may have already leaked the code so [Music] do we have to do it again yeah where just don't join it yeah we can trust them we should be fine mm-hmm i'm also going to trust all of your fans with your address [Laughter] not mine i trust the majors though it's a trust exercise yeah i like it and your phone number why not throw that in there that's joining us i mean requiring as your mother's maiden thing i've got time yeah go for it is it brighty it's our second name brighty it might be willamina bridy again to you like kevin and brian like is anything going through because like it went true on chancellor he's already here yeah yeah i'm just uh i just titled my stream sorry i'm not very good at this no worries mine says it has a little one next to it is should i click on that or because my notifications it i see your invite from a while ago but if it's just click that and see if you can accept it yeah give it a go we're trying to get it all to work okay i think i'm in okay you're in yeah you got it this time grand i can't do facebook i'm too boomer like i i'm struggling to even join this now i might set up the facecam it wouldn't work i don't know what you guys do for your setup but i've got a cam link and an elgato capture card and i can't use them both at the same time half the time they just freak out oh really yeah danielle we're not in i invite i'm done no i'm in there we go all right fellas we're going to try it we're going to try to go okay so squat stream is set up that bit's done so people can hop between all our different like waiting to set this up screens at the moment fantastic you're most likely to get the code from me so oh there you go and then search using the code shot i'm just seeing your reply on twitter now i've been streaming like all afternoon all right oh god that's that's the chord all right once everyone's put uh uh okay 12 digits in there don't join you can't you can join no you you but don't prescribe someone in the back oh that's my stream sorry about that okay let's try this again search by using code oh i'm dumb one two three four okay let's get this up oh i muted them by accident yeah i did hold on i have to put the the switch back in because it works weird like that i can't hear my switch at the moment yeah right the name of the tournament's great the name of the tournament currently don't leak we would show you just just trust me what's the best way of doing this just undock the switch and then join with the code and then put it back in there no no no no no no no so um if you set up a scene in obs where it's like it's not showing the screen basically it whatever just have a black screen that's what i do yeah yeah wait a second we're all right all right for a second i thought i was live but i'm not yeah uh no no we gotta wait until everyone's ready we are ready to deliver that's very good it really is honestly i'm undocking my switch because i don't trust myself yeah i'm undocking mine as well oh my god all right are we all ready to join so yeah do i just click join uh yeah or do i hover over yeah you just you just go over join and you just spam the a button until you're in okay i'm joining okay all right well no you don't leak no yeah wait to run the join button everyone where to land the joy button i'm already trying to shine okay everyone just joined just go just go just go over here you're professional pick your card pick your car the reason why we have to wear it is because if you their own planet someone's going to be on their own it's going to be in their own oh thanks god wait for everyone to join time wait wait we're on the run right now i'm rolling we're all in all right okay who is deformed gandalf oh god well there's two deformed gandalfs now in fairness and nogla is like more asian gandalf yes god in fact in fact one of my parents is asian yeah that's not true that's not true by the way that's his dad right there this is not true you're the worst brain we've made that joke multiple times in our videos i'm not racist so we're all in there look at all the lads why is [Laughter] one of those is not like the others i was an american all right to go uh kevin i think i set up this account in america ah okay i would have been so happy all right we'll see you probably shouldn't have said that dan what is this game the most uh i know but i'm [ __ ] losing right brian plays it the most i don't i haven't played in a while though oh actually that's that's all the time [Applause] who did that who did one the the boom box it's not me is it well that banana was me uh i hearty is right next to you no he's not all right what did i do okay you got too close to me all right you got too fast oh no i need a drink my trash talks come back to haunt me yeah never get overconfident oh i missed the boxes daniel i'm right there right behind you there brian no my worst nightmare it's you no how's it going what's up i fell off i thought you know you're so far ahead come back screaming me far ahead never my god it's like a [ __ ] rainforest or all the bananas in here [Laughter] [ __ ] it how's it going god that does sound fun i pulled over to adjust my settings jack used to know using them no i didn't ask me out all right this is gonna taste very nice hit me he's got it he's gonna hit me i've just muted them a second guys sorry about this i i don't know what happened i just got disconnected i try to be responsible a safe driver pull over and fix my sound and then i get kicked go oh yes boys oh i'm very upset right now you sound it i hate this i hate this perfect how are you doing there turg you're all right well you know uh race one's down and i think like three of us have lost the will to live so that's a good start i haven't lost the will to live i've lost the will for you guys to live oh yeah um [Laughter] time to drink yep hold on we'll back up we're back off here it just came off a communication error or something i'm not sure what happened okay we gotta go back is it the same code i i think do we have to set up the lobby again i think we do uh no no we don't we all just go to the join screen don't leak it and don't like it okay don't look at the chat so how do you hold your screens okay dude so do we just quit this racing so yeah again okay yep and you go to you go to tournaments you go to favorites don't don't leak should be in there and when we're all in the join button we'll join at the same time okay just shout when to join i'm ready i'm ready as well okay i'm just gearing up i just got i'm ready punch it in oh going as fast as i can lads no worries take your time save the speed for the race [Laughter] well said turn you're so polite that's okay are we all ready are we brian you're muted um [Music] where is don't leak there it is all right we all we're all in joint button yeah yeah yep okay yeah three two one join should be in all right fantastic there we go the video back to the stream all right cars in the stream you go little switches right oh god it's a very practical way of just like hiding on the screen you just physically pick it up there we go we're in we're in rim it's idiot-proof thank christ all right here we go by who's going to win this time can i say something here in the screen what's up no i'm a lifeless dead man oh how do you talk is it i think you can just press a or x or something i i think when after you vote you can't excite bike i forgot to pick oh and i hit the wrong one i think it's like flight is rather shy buy is the best that's the best music it's a straight line the tracks are strange i love it if i got it too where's this castle it's like you have to spin around like think about the map a bit you know like this one's horrible that's right i don't want to think oh okay man fine god i like music i'm a simple man wrong screen let's go let's some of the music what's break by the way you don't need to worry about it okay here we go accelerating is it i i don't i don't actually know what break is oh god what's happening it's the b button it's the the other button is it actually b yeah yeah you need it for 200 cc 150 you don't if you use it in 150 then there's something wrong with you look there's okay how do i use items okay got it yeah all right let's [Laughter] i would have waited damn it daniel [ __ ] off oh damn it no no no i get it again with the bread shells [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] come on i don't know who's hitting me but i hate them i'll be no no no no no that wasn't me i know that one was me but i don't know how to [ __ ] turn i'm just starting how are you doing derek's not even so good but it seems like it's really hostile up front so maybe i'm better off yeah you're probably better off you're in a peaceful war zone over here in a peaceful area no one's going to hate me when this is over i messed up good to see you it's good to pass you yeah yeah yeah that's it keep screwing each other over boys no oh that was so cool jack don't use it on me jack you're i don't know if you want to come up here kevin i don't think you're really a nice sunday drive here it's pretty [ __ ] bad up here except it's very peaceful it just goes for a drive i mean i am racing so bad dan you're gonna have to move sorry i'm sorry i was trying to hit oh go bomb walk over brighton get up damn it using my first name oh [ __ ] i missed that mushroom yes i'm also here [Laughter] albert look i'm drink driving i should go slow i'm being responsible exactly here in the end exactly every time just before the finish line i get [ __ ] hit and it's like i lose the spot oh yeah it happened last race too i can hear the devastation it's really strong oh god you should hear from big jiggly pen is devastated like the thing is back in uni right we used to do a bunch of mario kart tournaments and in my uni i was the [ __ ] drift king because i won most of the tournaments oh my reputation's on the [ __ ] line right now oh well oh big leagues now did they watch your streams because they'll never know well back in the day it wasn't mario kart like we did our research on you how do i drift jesus and you drift just say l2 or r2 l2 or r2 okay great i think both and undo i think no i think l2 is like using item i think whatever did we get oh yeah yeah yeah and then what direction you're going yeah uh daniel you're going to fit right in on this map ah perfect i got my mercedes gla brand cara for here look at kk over there [ __ ] chilling out it's like what's his problem what's the vibe kk let's go oh donkey oh jackie nick i ran into you dude let's just weave her away you're a loser oh how do you live with yourself only getting mushrooms right now this is an animal crossing map is he's probably in that mansion there that's how you write all the belt like that mortgage interest and everything i don't know anything oh wow backwards with that one jack backwards jack i'm not gonna catch him get out of here i hit my own banana okay drifting hard five angry irishmen play mario kart inaudible daniel's [ __ ] miles ahead right now look at you using shortcuts it's not shortcuts it's using it's a [ __ ] racetrack all right shortcuts he's right yeah we do it's like the coins are themed after yeah and you owe me a lot of those bells by the way [Laughter] you still owe me 200 no you owe me a hundred thousand your thief stop hitting i sent that after what's his face animal crossing i hit a drink you're using my own technique against me that was me daniel i'm all the way back we've done this i can't believe you've done this oh my god no i've been hit by so much in the last fraction of a second oh no yes no yes yes that course was close wait god here we go stop hitting me oh [ __ ] stop i'm happy to be here guys i'm just happy to be part of the group how much have you drank already kevin i hate her not enough oh my god every single race now i've been like crosstalk like the last [ __ ] minute i'm so sad we need more title ideas for kevin we played mario kart but i actually don't remember we need more i played mario kart as a drunk driver i'm waiting for the chat to come up with title ideas from yeah come on come on chat turn up the phone what else we got you guys are actually funny mario kart but yeah get the title formatting right are you careful it's [ __ ] mario kart but i hate everyone else oh dear my friends played mario kart i wasn't really there oh god okay i thought i was okay at this game but i've never played it with youtubers before i didn't realize everyone's so much better i thought i was okay with it too and no girl and i just dick on our friends i think it's an irish thing we're actually naturally good not in mario character not mario kart when we play america we beat him i felt good oh yes oh and so on nice i did a little flip say it later brian are you stealing all the coins you were saying your thanks ah i'm [ __ ] terrible look at tug look at targ go it won't last long [ __ ] i think this is the only time in history your opponents in mario kart are cheering you on because they just feel sorry for you [Music] wow i got hit with three times by a boomerang brilliant that's that's good to hear i dropped the bomb underwater because you died oh my god i'm an [ __ ] i died oh god sorry dan oh i'm not really sorry though yeah it's just for the video i don't know just to fool you laurier into a sense of security ah stop with the red shells okay can someone get three red shells and hit brian with them please no daniel's too busy with him and [ __ ] hurt me doesn't deserve this [ __ ] sake you broke my red shell dan i didn't want to get hit it was going to hit you it was a fraud to i'm trying to drown myself over here am i getting hit you're getting hit too oh oh i got hit again though good job get him oh enjoy the boom box whoever hasn't ah [ __ ] behind you [Laughter] you know it's bad when you don't you don't [ __ ] strangle someone would you lose the turg yeah you know kevin i think you're amazing i think we should do some sort of alliance we should only use our items on them because this yeah this is clearly a losing game for us kevin i don't know what's happening half the time i'm just happy to be making turns and everybody else is [ __ ] flying through water being smart about [ __ ] using their brains there's [ __ ] parts of the track i've never seen before and either underwater it's like which way is the road [ __ ] go yeah i'm just happy to stay on the track oh my god did you guys say those shortcuts as well or is it just a linear track there's a few shortcuts yeah like you can kind of like cut corners sometimes there's some there's a lot of times for it though yeah there's some guys that are just gnarly and they'd like who's driving in this [ __ ] monster truck next to me it's the turk is it it's turd [Laughter] go there go how come you guys are so much faster off the start than me because you're usually you're ready so kevin no no no so kevin number when it goes three two one when it says to hold down the accelerator just hold it down and your game is due the second you see two [Laughter] and then you want to use lighter vehicles because they have better acceleration oh [ __ ] oh okay and don't drive off the course that also helps you i wish you told me that like two minutes sooner why didn't you give me the advice before ah why don't you keep it a secret you know what i'm just going to have a nice time this time [ __ ] [Laughter] is no threat literally literally not even a second later more powerful than that here right now playing this yeah oh yeah imagine playing for two arrows which is what we will be doing all right who's in front right now because i got a blue shell blame my parrot until jack just just used me yeah he's in front no no no no no playing mario nice he's been helpful kevin please use i'm invisible don't come near me you may not win yourself but you decide the game right now it just doesn't seem right come on thanos snap those fingers i'm getting rachel oh nevermind we're all right i'll tell you when you use a kev i'll tell you when you use it okay get it now use it now use it [Laughter] turns just happy to be involved after eagle sorry is there any shortcuts in this level i'm [Music] i'm beginning to see why the irish drink it's because some of them were in fourth place the entire oh my god it must be yeah to be in fourth place oh man i'm putting on me glasses you know what kevin our job right now is to just be funny because we're never gonna win i can't do that either this is too hard even more impressive you expect too much from me because i sold out well i i got this switch and then i went to america for three months and then i have funds on the american account and won't let me switch it back it's like you have money on this you're not allowed yeah it's pretty much getting a visa when you put money on a nintendo yeah but i have all my unlocks on this character so it's [ __ ] racism is what it is mario kart is racist there's yours mario kart but it's very racist now can i spend the money no because it's like since it's like it's left over again so it had like 40 cents on it and then it was like you can't change your account because i i topped it up with cards oh yeah like the e-shop ones oh it's the snow version of the map it's so pretty anyone i know even got those uh as villagers anyone got these guys as villagers uh no no no i just got [ __ ] carrie i got eugene that's a powerful name good old eugene yeah all right so where's the shortcut in this track i want to actually learn um at the very end it's like at the very end there's a sharpie putting the corner yeah at the very end there's a shortcut i'm trying i'm trying to tell him you know there you go you're on first no check look at that first very little track i'm proud of you guys don't you take my stuff enjoy your car i'm in turn you this is a good place to be no problem no problem bastard uh yeah that's me how are you daniel ah thanks for the mushroom there sean here's how the game works you're in first place you're going to get a coin and a banana oh yeah oh that's what that kind was it was that a coin bro you had a mushroom did you oh go one then oh my god i'm not hitting you i've only got a coin keeper going go on there okay go on get that just have the win where is he in second place go go go go i'll get you to win i can't i'm not too much pressure on the sidelines i'm not doing it ever again i appreciate it [Applause] [Applause] they love you god i think someone i think someone just put a finger up brian's bum there suddenly daddy did i hit you with that boomerang right there you did and then i got stuck in the dark come on chad turn turn just clicked on whatever came up yeah yeah i think clerk's the real winner here lads thank you i think so too i'm my team turg and we all on team turk i i can't believe i did that i'm actually like shaking right now i don't like it oh god the adrenaline's pumping right now where's my controller oh he's gone good it's all right we can get ahead of him i wonder what chorus we're playing lads oh jesus sorry for the randomizer we go oh wait no does other one select it now there's a high probability come on it's going to be chief cheap each again just wait ah there we go oh my god so would you say this is like more stressful or less stressful than terraria so far more oh god we were all working together in terraria i don't remember trying to work at all do you remember what i said in the group i said this game is going to test whether we ever work together ever again whoever wins today gets the crown of biggest irishman wait no i think that should be solved by dna tests everyone just goes super silent now no [ __ ] you i'm bigger no we got the double go ahead mr nogle you [ __ ] system out of the game i'm in first everyone put down the hands hands down everyone stop playing hey sean i got a red shirt over here i hit the [ __ ] tram what else do you want from me do you want blood hey [Music] [Laughter] oh oh come on dahi what did i do to you uh nothing really honestly some [ __ ] lagging outlets oh no don't don't don't judge wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait i can change again i i remember no no no go ahead go ahead go ahead hit him again all right hit turn you're quick way too far to be hit you did not hit turkey no you you run into like a banana or something oh that's okay that was my banana i have never been more angry at my own fingers than i have been today yeah [ __ ] him up ryan that green show's gonna hit you brian no who did it now where'd they go grind the catcher oh it's sweet jesus [Laughter] is gonna put him into first clearly this one these are not the coins i need all right i'm gonna try and learn yes boys they have [ __ ] man give me some items i can use in third place pull a bill to first are you kidding me [Laughter] i actually do play with the sides [Laughter] can we not get personal please so close i had no glow right there i was drooling and then bulletproof came and started my day i hate this that that was tough i kept hitting walls yeah yeah that one once again once you get the drifting down hopefully we get rainbow road this one i'm gonna be on oh no oh no i'm gonna be lost in space for half of this round do you hold drift or you just tap it going into the corners hold it hold it you you just drift and then it builds up a tiered boost system and then you when you let it go you take off oh okay okay you got this kevin i hate rainbow there is no kevin only turg i am one everyone hates this with the one thank you very much let's go i missed me i could i was too busy talking to the chat i missed abandoned satisfaction in it there's a bit of venom it's like yeah oh for sure ever since i played the first race with you oh yeah but that's that's because we secretly hate each other do you know what this is i i can't remember which part you boost i think did i just i think i just skipped half the [ __ ] track yeah oh no that's it daniel go down the wrong way i went for trip i got kicked just as i was gonna win [Laughter] wait did you get kicked yeah it kicked me out you keep getting kicked is it what's that all about i don't know turk's too strong it's the only way of nerfing turkey [Laughter] your box is doing better than you though no nothing four green shells go [ __ ] them up all right [Laughter] oh you let me yeah i will all right i've muted a second sorry again guys i seem to have gotten kicked from the lobby my skills were too much for this lobby self-explanatory really i hope you enjoy my my driving i can't even blame it on the drink because i'm only one in this is just not going well for me this is not my game but i'm having fun if that counts for anything use max to win good plan this is a hard map to be fair okay it's the [ __ ] hardest of them i wish there's a double dash so you can switch you [ __ ] switch your [ __ ] up i want to switch my weapons you want to switch oh god i'm too fast i'm too fast come on okay there we go you can hear distance screaming now i think you actually got last place bro oh this is a good thing i slammed on the brakes with three red shells someone then hit my red shell and then a ghost took me stripped me naked and left me together absolutely slammed by everyone you got shaft and so you did all right back up back over kevin back okay don't leak it as well you're ready to join yeah sorry about that i don't know why it's kicking me out [Laughter] all right i'm ready to join whenever so we got tournaments all right is it the same code as before oh yeah i see favorites okay okay jesus christ just tell me when to join who won that one by the way uh i did you did it i did yeah fantastic i'm glad we're on an alliance because that's like me kind of winning too can we join i will i i'm ready i'm ready yeah i'm ready yeah i'm ready ready let's go go let's go join through to one jump through to one joint oh god okay i'm not using the mercedes gla which is like my signature car in this game they actually have a mercedes in it yeah mercedes did a weird sponsor with mario kart there's a few mercedes cars and that's it no other like real brand so weird how much did they pay for that one probably a lot like honestly there was like a mercedes ad that's like mario themed uh two that came out around the same time oh i see i'm the odd one out here [ __ ] now oreo let's go i'm just muted again there uh just so you know when it goes no signal i'm just joining i can't give it the code or they'll get angry at me and they're no fun gotta fix that now i know you're just claiming the irish heritage all right and hold kevin hold hold wait i thought i was only supposed to say this is going i forgot the boost myself okay this one's just like one straight line ow uh it's gonna happen i'm sorry oh i tried i tried not to brian now brighton come back brian no stop putting bananas everywhere get the potassium i don't [ __ ] need it my nerves are fine did you guys know that you could overdose on potassium it's bananas oh just died there you go jack here's a bomb for you never mind i'll [ __ ] dare you you know i'm sensitive to bombs no no go away brian's ahead of me yeah i'm in fort how does that feel uh ignore me ignore me ignore me how does it feel to know you made jack sad i see you sleep with that horn there oh oh oh god [Laughter] i was above you exactly verticality not too bad how's it going yourself how's it going like ah will ya this is where it gets stressful this part here oh [ __ ] i'm gonna hit my own bottom no did it hit you maybe here we go brian this is it god you guys are so [ __ ] far ahead come back uh-oh this is bad geez that's a lot of bananas that's a lot of bananas oh [Music] get the [ __ ] dude mario's famous catchphrase it's me get the [ __ ] dick get the eft in the bee but i felt good oh it felt good to take some [ __ ] pubes off you right at the end pour them off man i just ripped them barehanded [Music] no context whatsoever to what happened but it sounded like fun oh dear we're not gay i'm gonna pull my pubes off that's that game i'm struggling i just i just don't want to lose i i want to win this tournament what's on the line for you the honor prestige i lost that a long time ago oh no why doesn't the game leave the loser going to kevin hall at two hold on hold it down hold it down oh okay now i understand someone stuck out that was me i did it wrong sorry sorry i just realized attached you're not good oh i got squishy i'm not sorry at all at all oh god [Laughter] you just suddenly saw god that was and the lord said on the seventh day oh [ __ ] it to me who is throwing things at me why i am no threat i do [Music] oh okay i mean first mommy out of this watch out don't give me beautiful oh you treacher's little swine what you wanted to say something much worse there i heard it no you did not think of something racist because the farm takes up most of me time oh go go go go it didn't hit you i didn't drift they just jumped damn it oh no no no come on oh this is bad come on i'm in last come on oh [ __ ] do spinny shells block items oh oh oh oh no you don't deserve that now so you did don't you there oh my god daniel on my screen i hit you i'm sorry i hit your turn why turkey yeah i'm sorry probably have 12 if i didn't that's true that's true and do spinny shells block items like if someone has shells um not always there's a little gap oh sorry if it gets through the gap it'll hit you i see so sometimes if you see the indicator with the red shell it could be better to throw one back we're never going to work again aren't we thank you chad you're obviously supportive for me and turg i know everyone's reading the turrets we're the underdog you had a good run all right so when it says two did you get hit last time kevin two yes i got it but uh dan didn't so if you can explain it to him because i don't think he gets it no you can explain it to him now when he gets the two dance when i was oh my god he messed it up again it was the drift king listen drift king when it gets to two hold me by my proper title you little balanced all the girls were in uni they're like you see that guy it wasn't a light it wasn't a light i wasn't drinking nothing i actually was you wouldn't believe it [Laughter] [Music] [Laughter] [Music] oh i used to call me a little drifty back in college and i grew up and they called me tripp oh you come out i'm not going to lay this is funny no for all the years of [ __ ] don't do this you shouldn't have done that jack i was going to hurt him more i didn't i was just the next item i didn't even know the boombox would last that long i don't know i'm not believing that lie wow we're doing good you gotta make all these fangirls sad i have a better chance ah [Music] oh you're in trouble no one can use that you're in trouble now oh you got an item good for you the grass we had a [ __ ] pact i'm sorry i can't help but have a problem i know you do i just look in the movie mirror and i see someone in a straight line i can't help no go get rid of the fireball he won guys i couldn't stop the drift daddy [ __ ] you brian i just it's it's i just made it up to you you're turned [Laughter] don't worry guys we've got this coming from behind it's like way behind me please they don't even understand what's coming for them and nor do i yeah someone's not gonna have a crown after this dress yeah it's you oh we see about that mr mister first daddy let's see we'll see oh gosh brian you just look happy to be over there kevin how are you doing uh pretty good that's good yes as long as you're having fun it's nice it's like you're really insider you know it's like being a viewer but you're right there you get to watch everything unfold oh god give me some tips what how can i improve what do i need to do i definitely need to drift more someone's saying so like when you start drifting you start getting sparks under your car if you get like a yellow spark you'll get a little speed boost would you stop drifting you can get a blue sprite to get like an even better daddy the longer you drift the better you boost right you also have to turn your steering wheel in the opposite direction though yeah purple is fastest god damn you gotta flick it you gotta flick it don't you drift daddy you gotta flick again here's the top tips from daddy just flick it oh my gosh what's going on back and forth you gotta flick you're at a tight corner you gotta flick it like oh bang back and forth let's go look at that first shot the irish accent really isn't designed for these types of sentences oh no mom i'm sorry oh you're naked now oh you yes come on come on you boring bastards oh i'm so close to getting oh you on sweet jesus what is going on i i have every item in the game i don't understand content here oh yeah i guess they're all trying to get contents daddy yeah yeah yeah you're getting yours you're getting yourself [ __ ] you tell me to calm down jordan mario kart it makes them more angry oh no i'm good oh kevin it's me so far ahead it's me targa would you mind popping back a bit there i think i will i'd like to [Music] not like this you did it to me here comes terry come on that's turk on autopilot [Laughter] i've never seen such a there's two charities going on in this stream and gamers outreach it's a toss-up who deserves it more i'm just third the entire time a good a good a good c student yeah i'm not here to show off just to show up i'm also not here to be a waster you know now know what once you talk i just muted there again folks thanks for the subs and thanks for everyone just stopping by i know i'm not good but we're learning together gotta speak with an american accent now i'm gonna come first guys is that america i don't know just do what all the sound booth directors say to me just a little less irish please a little less easier than don you could like suppress your natural accent you could when he gets so upset he just resets reciting counties [Music] yeah give me coins that's useful oh i was like if he doesn't like the kind baby like a bomb oh jesus i hate the bombs i'm just being concerned don't do no don't die back here next to brain you know how insulting that is wow it's the worst thing in the world are you a little bit i'd rather die you know what i would rather be assassinated [Laughter] rather drink bleach feelings lads no no no no no no nothing mario kart we don't care feelings sorry brian come back to turkey come back an old greasy taki you smell like a pile of shite all right let's be polite about it you know oh i never heard that oh my god i haven't looked away nice good shot fair play they don't call you green keep talking [ __ ] it's all like hand talk i need oh [ __ ] oh do you like that as well oh no but something else did no i fell off this is [ __ ] nerve wrecking it is you're very close to getting first here you're very close i'm just going to play it safe dog i can do it your little bollocks your little bollocks go

Channel: LoneStar

Views: 32,554

Keywords: callmekevin, call me kevin, twitch, live stream, the irish lads, mario kart, turg

Id: kALCJ-kK_Jk

Length: 60min 0sec (3600 seconds)

Published: Thu Jul 23 2020