Making fun of British People in Terraria

it's still late at night go to bed i'm busy i have a flight i have a flight you know what's going on he's going to i'm going to fly i just i just did that i'm going to have an editor edit me to fly into my ceiling [Music] i don't get paid enough for this [Music] am i the only one who eats a chicken wing and then sucks on the bone yep you go like and then you like you like put in your mouth and take it out and yeah i always do that yeah i always do that well yeah of course you do yeah because i'm i'm just such a weirdo i guess yeah it's such a weird yeah are we all aren't we all a little weird sometimes i'm a weirdo i mean you especially gavin sorry i just saw star wars for the first time shut up dude oh clovis maximus oh sorry i just watched a harry potter i felt like making my own spell oh oh i am a spell maker oh yes people who made the dictionaries be like oh i'm the spelling bee and i shall spell guys i had an idea the other day so you know how i want to do a modded minecraft server eventually yeah yeah what if we all played characters okay it's like i would be jeff someone someone could be the spelling bee that could be pretty cool yeah you think that's a good idea i didn't say it was a good idea so it could be pretty cool that just makes sense johnny why did you do that johnny johnny johnny why did you do that to me johnny johnny i'm not going to stand for this johnny johnny he's not going to stand it's johnny not lord i swear if you don't do well on your gcses british people when acronym jay say i say johnny you slag you're making up words and then being like british yeah british people that's the realest portrayal of british people known to man dude on bro oh bro stop knocking off the mush oh say johnny we we ain't knocking if you ain't knocking you ain't trying no no no no what spaghetti no i had a reason i had a reason for saying that i swear absolutely listen the british always talking about that you know spaghetti is not real spaghetti fishing ships oh my [ __ ] british fish and chips in the [ __ ] oh oy get me some of them [Laughter] british people when they aren't called poker crisps oh oh it may just go down yeah oh my you got to get the spudger to clean that up oh saw a spongy in your forest yeah that's that's a sponge sponge of baloney quite a big fish in it six pounder six pounder sorry i can hear the spit sorry that was my british person fishing impression it'd be like she makes you bloody water for a while bloody [Laughter] well at least are schools [Laughter] wait what did you say did you say did you say release us no [Laughter] millennium [Laughter] release us release [Laughter] turmoil i'm trying to build a character backstory now and i just can't it's just release us it's they're just someone that's been stuck for a while i guess when you're when you're in when you go to a boarding school in britain really shush when you access oh my god british babies popping out of the womb no [ __ ] i missed [Laughter] really they wake up [Laughter] [Laughter] did you know they showed that as an nft what do you mean i gotta pay taxes or have you got your television license you can't be watching that if you haven't got your television license bangers and mash vegas well you've been my valentine this year okay now that's that's crossing a line sorry it's [ __ ] up dude i don't like the way it makes me feel me when i'm a british person talking about seasoning the stream just turned into british person slander uh thanks for 1000 bits aidan a thousand bits i don't think anyone could be that funny you know our version of the office is actually better it's got better sarcasm and the characters are more appealing i'm peeling powers was the original my mom richard your face is better than that tosser you gots over dead i've got me 12. his fifth sex joke of tonight bloody genius [Laughter] i thought it was kind of funny how ricky gervais was making fun of people at the golden globes he was so much more real than imposers he got me waffling absolutely bloody waffle stump in there no guys don't look up waffles just look it up guys don't look it up you don't want to look it up another goldfish it's walking there's two goldfish what goldfish goldfish the snack that smiles back goldfish snack that smiles back goldfish snack that smiles bad goldfish old fish goldfish goldfish goldfish the snack that's small dude sponsored no it's just in my head and it's kind of funny to say it back to back did you guys see that tweet i put in uh in the discord this morning by the guy from the insane clown posse or whatever yeah he's like someone with a monkey hey man this is a real this is a real ass tweet your friend but just because you have a monkey personal serious message from violent j sup ninjas yo i've been studying primates lately i'm talking chimps gorillas spider monkeys orangutans etc they're all awesome in my book so if you happen to own or work with one or more of these dope creatures or if you know someone who does then please leave me a message because ninja i'd like to be your friend not because you're a great guy or anything like that either nope the truth is i'd only like to be your friend because you've got access to a fresh monkey before you go call me a user face the facts the only reason you'd even let me meet that damn monkey is because i rap fresh it's that simple [ __ ] we should both be glad your monkey can't rap because if it could we'd both be asked out of this equation so leave me your info monkey nuts and i'll bring the bananas dot dot dot vj that is a cool pokey fresh as [ __ ] [Laughter] dude the sounds of you guys running it sounds like the big worm guy that like killed me in the first day and it makes me upset i'm the big one i'm the big worm i'm the big worm let's get this straight i'm big worm i'm big i'm mr worm you were not you were little worm let's get three right now i have the biggest worm eight by six yeah eight by six monster worm oh dude eight by six worm oh i'm the worm man i'm the warm man get that square on your head get that straight in your noggin i'm mr worm i'm big worm i'm on top let's get one thing straight just you and me i'm gonna make the largest rubber band ball not you not anyone else i have the most rubber bands i'm the king of the castle i have however many rubber bands you have plus one you piss me off i have i have infinity rubber bands so i have infinity wand dude this guy's gonna be sore tomorrow dude you're giving him a nice little back massage platinum we need to earn massage points oh he's warm i'll warm them up wow we're earning so many comfort points we're earning the comfort points yeah because we're that's what we're supposed to do in this game you look like a wet fart damn bro that's fire dude that sounds like the start to a dope line um let me let me pick up off that yeah you look like a wet fart yeah you look like a wet fart in the natural habitat the eye is sassy i appreciate it hey no problem man all right i need to i need to in the world what no country roads take me home oh yeah i like the way this song makes me feel i just like the way it hits man some good [ __ ] goes i like the groove just like the way it feels i like the way it vibes dude it's such a vibrant this is a viber this is a vibrator bro anyone else vibe right now anyone just vibrates you want to know a really cool uh tweet i drafted yeah yeah are you sure yeah you're gonna think less of me after you hear it if it's really cool then surely it's good there was a time when i tried to reply to someone on twitter with i've casted a life-shattering hex on your firstborn child and twitter was like you can't tweet that i don't get it no it came up with a warning it was like uh are you promoting like violence what is this about is this a threat hey man it was it was just a joke your tweet has been deleted for credible threats i just [Music] [Music] you

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Length: 13min 11sec (791 seconds)

Published: Tue Aug 30 2022